Hot Property with Dan and Stephen

DON’T GET US STARTED. We took a break. Deal with it. Happy GSC Season, BAYBEEEEE. Stephen obviously knows nothing about Terminator. Have you ever been to a strip club under a Chili’s? How do prophecies work?  We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodc...

It’s the last week of football so Stephen teaches Dan how to gamble. We’re also talkin’ resolutions for the new year! Here comes Yen once again. Strawberry shortcake pops. Remember those?!  We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast ...

Our knees are weak, and our arms are heavy because ROB WHITE is back! Our first and sometimes only listener joins us in person(ish). Dan has the best cheeseteak on the planet. Who would win, Michael Caine as Scrooge or John Wick? We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotif...

It’s just one of those days. Dan has work woes. Stephen has a Christmas nightmare. Please start saving names and receipts. Come with us to Flavortown FestiFULL! Are you the 7 time laundry champion? What’s your Tooth Tune? We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcast...

We’re tired. Of Superheroes. Of Sheldon. Dan discovers his love of Seinfeld. The Boyz have indeed become Men.  We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

Dan came here to do two things: Save Thanksgiving, and fend off drunk idiots…and he’s alllllll out of idiots. Also Stephen has some anger issues he’s working through so please bear with him. Does Subway have the worst sandwiches? Yes. We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #s...

To be completely honest, I forgot what we talk about in this episode. And I've already edited it. But it starts with Stephen about to meet the cast of Always Sunny, and ends with the Hot Property theme song. We also talk about sports. Craig Kimbrel sucks. We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun...

We’re back! Talking about the McRib, child doctors, airport adventures, robbing a Safeway, Captain Crunch as a stripper, Polish Roulette, and picking your own produce. What is a good song to scooter to? We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #...

Dan reviews Back to the Future: The Musical! Stephen rants about cornbread. What would the Ninja Turtles’ fatalities be? We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

We reveal if we won the calendar contest. Dan stands for taxidermy, but won’t fall for skydiving. Stephen tried to guess who’s making a Cameo in this episode. Is it too early for pumpkin? Maybe! Do what you want! We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchor...

Frank Siragusa is a national hero standing up for the common person and their crunchwraps. Dan shares his pre-pod ceremonies. Spoiler: It’s pooping. Stephen would like to publicly apologize to voice actor Peter Dinklage. Why can’t Transformers kill?  We’re trying to get BB into a very elite and prestigious calendar for Home at Last Rescue. VOTE FOR BB! tinyurl.com/HPBBContest   We have merch! http...

BIOLOGICAL ENTITIES! We break down the recent Congressional hearings and share some encounters of our own. Skittles unveils a new flavor. We also spend the last half of the podcast dealing with Dan’s shitty internet. Who is Subway Fogel?  We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcast...

We’re in a silly mood today and it’s REALLY GREAT. We’ve got video games! We’ve got Shakespeare dinosaurs! We’ve got Enchiritos with Paris Hilton! We’ve got Family Feud! Survey Says….LISTEN!  We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcas...

Philadelphia is in the middle of a tragedy. Dan gets bloodwork done. Stephen reveals his caramel delights. What makes a grilled cheese? We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast

The boys play a new game. Stephen comes clean about the past. Dan talks about The Family Stallone for way too long. Support the Writers’ Strike!   We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast

Dan attends Jury Duty…is it like the show? It’s better than Stephen’s Wegman’s story. The boys create their own cookie shop, but don’t eat them on the way home!  Who is @teddygram?  We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotif...

Chris Pratt is voicing both of us for this episode. Dan tries to use Jury Duty to get out of work. Stephen reviews a new Star Wars video game. You’ll never guess who now has chili…with beans! Why can’t we force push our way through everything? We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepo...

The whole first half of this episode is about Dr. Scientist’s Dance with the KFC Double Down. Dan has tips for remote workers. Would you bring your own ranch on a date?   We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop

Monster Vegan in Philadelphia is our new favorite restaurant. Stephen is frustrated about some technical difficulties. Dan recounts his travels to Cajun Country for a film festival. How can you fart at work? What meat wouldn’t you eat? We have mercy! Check out tinyurl.com/hotpropshop  

ChatGPT says: In this episode of "Hot Property with Dan and Stephen", the hosts used ChatGPT to generate prompts for their comedic discussion. They explored a wide range of topics, including online dating, bad roommates, pranks, favorite comedians and TV shows, strange news stories, and embarrassing childhood memories. Throughout the episode, Dan and Stephen kept the laughs coming with t...

Not to be confused with our other podcast, I Like to Movie Movie, we talk about going to the movies. Dan tries to watch Ant-Man, but hates AMC, man. Pitch Perfect > Super Bowl. Did you know Bri Larson was a pop star? We have a new shirt that will let everyone know you're Fucked Up on Cinnadust, so buy it! We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop

Buffalo Ganache. Now you’re just a Bugle that I used to know. Has Oreo out-pizza’d the Hut? This episode is mostly about food. Oh we also play F-Marry-Kill. We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop

We're back and in person! And we figured out slide whistles! Sorry for the echo on Dan's mic. Actually I'm not. So enjoy Stephen watching his Seahawks lose and Dan get drunk after one beer. We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop

We talk a lot about bidets. Stephen is hungry. Dan tells you how bad Aladdin really is. Why don’t whistles work on microphones? We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop

We play Would You Rather for most of this episode. It’s a blast. Also Dan finds new love with a raccoon who sells cheese. We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop