HOT DRANKS

5.11. Top 5 Horrible Things Men Have Said to Beautiful Desirable and Perfect Young Ladies 14.05.2022 53:37 ↓

Lil Twaint is a dater. And she’s here to tell us why men ain’t shit.

5.10. Top 5 Reasons Progmos are Useless. USELESS you hear!! 05.05.2022 1:08:15 ↓

Progmos: you’re useless. We expect better. Here’s the 5 reasons why.

5.9. Easter Special. Top 5 Things We’d Come Back to Life For 17.04.2022 1:01:05 ↓

Happy Easter! Jesus died and came back to life and we want to know what would bring US back to life.

5.8. Top Five Moments of Our Sexual Awakenings 08.04.2022 1:12:20 ↓

Here’s some moments. About our sexual awakening. Some are funny. Some might be creepy. But this is what we’ve got.

5.7. Too 5 Things People Have Said To Us That We Think About All The Time. 25.03.2022 1:18:02 ↓

You know when someone says something to you and you can’t stop thinking about it even 40 years later? Yeah it’s that

5.6 The top Five Reasons We Can Stand to Live in Utah. 08.03.2022 1:19:56 ↓

Listen living in Utah isn’t always the easiest thing. But there are a few reasons that we can make it work. Here’s our top five

5.5 A Spesh Ep with Sweet Emo-shun 03.03.2022 1:05:08 ↓

Sister Virtue is in town, and she brought her sweet partner along with her, Sweet Emotion. They are a nevermo who doesn’t understand Mormonism in the slightest. In this episode Sister Twaint is solo and answers some questions for them, only managing to further terrify and confuse them.

5.4. Top 5 Spirit Guides 24.02.2022 1:26:33 ↓

Y’all I’m sorry. This episode won’t be as funny as the Brad Wilcox one. But it has some moments.

5.3. Ladies, Gentlemen and Enbys: BRAD WILCOX 09.02.2022 1:12:53 ↓

You knew we were gonna.

5.2. Talking coffee with Holda Darkly 28.01.2022 1:02:11 ↓

Remember guests? We do too! Today we have Holda Darkly who was a chevron print maxi skirt wearing Mormon and now is a queer tattooed coffee roaster.

5.1 Top 5 Things That Would Surprise Me About You 21.01.2022 1:14:06 ↓

These things are surprising! About me! To You! To Me! To You

PPIs 21.01.2022 12:27 ↓

Come learn all about our latest venture, PPIs! (basically you pay us to talk to us.)

Season 4 Season Final: Top 5 reasons 2022 won’t matter. 29.12.2021 1:18:37 ↓

It’s not gonna matter y’all. 2022 and here’s why.

S4E34 Top 5 Images 2021 Burned Into Our Retinas 16.12.2021 1:10:39 ↓

We’re back and it’s been worth the wait!!

4.33 Madam Bandit 22.11.2021 1:34:03 ↓

Our favorite singer songwriter Madam Bandit is here to share her journey out of Mormonism and tease her new single, Gin and Tonic

4.32. Top Five Reasons We Want to Change Our Algorithm 14.11.2021 1:11:19 ↓

The algorithm knows you’re gay, depressed and you love Henry Cavill. Isn’t it about…time?

4.31. Gaslight (Ballard,) Gatekeep (Nelson,) Girlboss (Cindy)!! 22.10.2021 55:34 ↓

All about being gaslit by Mormons and Cindy’s uterus

4.30. Top 5 Things Sister Twaint Has Learned About Sex Post Marriage 13.10.2021 1:20:45 ↓

Sister Twaint was married to a gay man. Then she wasn’t. Then she learned about sex by doin it. And here are some thoughts.

4.29 Top Five Reason Brother Coffee is a Gosh Darn Catch 05.10.2021 1:06:05 ↓

Did you guys know Brother Coffee is a catch? Well we recorded a whole episode about it. Find him some cute gays and a therapist!!

4.28: Top 5 Ways to Have Queer Affirming Conversations With Your Kids About Sex and Sexuality 29.09.2021 1:06:55 ↓

Wanna talk to your queer kids (they’re all queer) about sex and sexuality. Well here is some advice from non experts.

4.27 Top Five Things to Think About When You Forget You’re Not Mormon, Anymore. 24.09.2021 1:17:37 ↓

You know how when you were Mormon you would sing a hymn to drive out bad thoughts? Well this is like how to drive the hymn out

Season 4 Episode 26 - Top 5 Things That Would Make Progmos Who Love the Gays Take a Stand and Leave 31.08.2021 1:08:53 ↓

Jeff Roy gave a talk about shooting gays and CurProgs were like “that’s a shame…here’s my tithing.” So what would it really take?

Season 4 Episode 25: Top Five Most Memorable Naked Moments 11.08.2021 1:08:18 ↓

Some funny and disturbing stories about times we saw people naked. Jason!

Top 5 90’s Broadway Musical Moments 27.07.2021 1:35:47 ↓

You’ll like this episode even if you don’t understand or like Broadway musicals. Or maybe you’ll hate it? We don’t know. We’re not the boss of you. We’re not making the show for you

4.23 - Top Five Things We Hope We Want to Get When We Die Since We Don’t Get Our Own Planet. 12.07.2021 1:23:37 ↓

Gordon B Hinkley promised us our own planet and now he’s back tracking so this is what we want instead.