HOT DRANKS

Well Utah continues to prove itself the dumbest state in the union by being the first to ban pride flags! We have a few suggestions for things they should ban instead.

Listen the world is ending and we already did a top 5 of who is welcome in our post apocalyptic compound but today we share the top 5 ways WE are going to show up in the compound. Want the video version? Join the patreon at www.patreon.com/hotdranks

Its like the video I just posted, but only audio. Where is the video you say? I don't know! Maybe its on Spotify? Or your regular app? But it isn't on my podcast app yet so I don't know.

We're back!! And better than ever! And now with video (Though if you think we are ugly we will also post an audio only version.) We miss you and love you.

You asked. We answered. Here is our (legally unbinding these options do not reflect the opinions of Spotify or her affiliates) advice!!

So we’re going to start posting short episodes where we interview each other about our lives called “Signs and Tokens.” This one is a freebie so if you want to hear more of these head over to Patreon.com/hotdranks

Listen. We know we are a light on a hilltop. So the Universe in her own special way has to keep us down a bit.

What if Anna Wintour’s vision of the Met Gala was Orson Pratt and Fanny Algiers and Gordon B.

I’m sorry for this.

We’ve truly been so lucky to hear what sister Dennis thinks about women’s power in the church and we can’t wait to hear what she has next. Here are our top five hopes.

So Mormonism is true, allegedly. /9 that means when sinner go to hell (like us) they’ll have a ward. And these are the people we hope are not there.

Listen. We’re not experts. But we’re concerned cis people. So here is our attempt to support our trans community

The Mormons are up to some business. We’re not OK.

We’re in the daylight savings hangover over here. We had so many plans and then we lost that hour

It’s season seven and we’re all new! We’ve got the intro music at a different spot! Remember last week when we told you your husband was gay? Well if that made you anxious we’re here this week with the top five bits of advice.

ie top five signs you’re a straight lady married to a gay man.

I mean, that’s basically it. It’s been 42 days since our last episode.

It’s the new year. And here’s the top 5 things we think are in and out (we sort of understood the assignment differently.)

Hey, listen it’s the top five ways we would change the names of Christmas songs sometimes by one word or sometimes by more but really make them feel more relevant. The rules weren’t really super clear.

The world ended. Trump is president. Biden is president. It’s World War III. We don’t know. But here are the top five people you would find at our post apocalyptic compound.

I just want to say from the get that I’m sorry about this episode.

If you thought you’d never hear from us again you owe us $15.

I bet you thought you’d never see another episode! Nope! We’re here! And we’re telling your our beige flags. The things about us that are a bit weird but not totally red flags.

It’s something about a grilled cheese. Or a hug. I don’t know.

We all know life is great because there are bagels. But there are also horrors. These are our top 5.