HOT DRANKS

6.11. Top 5 Things That Are Our Business 15.06.2023 1:15:47 ↓

Listen. This is my business.

6.10. Top Five Things That Are NONE OF MY BUSINESS. 30.05.2023 1:14:29 ↓

Listen. We can talk about them if you want. But this stuff is none of my business.

6.9. Top 5 Things We Want You To Do AS SOON as you leave the church. 01.05.2023 1:14:34 ↓

We have some suggestions

6.8. Dueling Top 5 01.04.2023 1:07:02 ↓

We couldn’t decide on a top 5 because Cjane suggested two great topics so there are two.

6.7. B!tch@s be talkin’ 19.03.2023 45:14 ↓

Listen, there’s no theme. There’s no top five. This is just bitches be talking. Twaint: “OnInstagram I’m gonna say no top-five just love.”

6.6. Top Five Things We Can Say That Will Make the Other One Uncomfortable 09.03.2023 1:09:50 ↓

Get ready to squirm and learn the definition of “tumescent.”

6.5. Top 5 People Who Did the Thing 24.02.2023 1:07:34 ↓

Viola Davis? Your woman king? Here are 5 other people who did the thing.

Top 5 People Who Make Us Horny But Who Are Not Conventionally Attractive (like Pedro Pascal.) 08.02.2023 1:13:46 ↓

You know how Pedro Pascal is ugly but also he can any day any time? Here are 10 more people who fit that mold.

6.3. Top Five PO Boxes in Boston, MA 21.01.2023 49:40 ↓

We love a good self-addressed stamped envelope sent to Boston Massachusetts. And these are our top five PO boxes to send it to.

6.2. Top 5 Side Hustles Were Gonna Pursue in 2023 13.01.2023 1:02:04 ↓

Bottom line, we’re poor. So we’re gonna be hustling to pay the bills.

6.1. SPOILERS Top 5 things about M3GAN that made us more queer. 07.01.2023 58:54 ↓

Listen. If you haven’t seen M3GAN, we spoil it in this episode, but we talk about the moments that made us more queer so don’t listen to this until you’ve seen M3GAN or if you don’t care about spoilers.

5.20. Top Five Predictions for 2023 30.12.2022 1:04:39 ↓

It’s a new year. And new predictions for what we want? Are Scared of? Hope for? Also we just decided this is the SEASON FINALE even thought we don’t mention that during the episode.

5.19 Top 5 Gifts We Want To Receive 24.12.2022 1:02:44 ↓

It’s here. The episode to listen to while your driving to your Mormon Dad’s house where your racist Uncle is going to say something about pronouns and the Woke Mob.

5.18. Top Five Weirdest Things About Being 13 14.12.2022 1:25:10 ↓

As Brother Coffee’s explores his childhood with his therapist, we venture back and remember what was weird about being 13.

5.17. We’re drunk and we’re thankful 25.11.2022 44:12 ↓

It’s the top five things were grateful for a while we’re drinking alcohol. So it’s not like our kids or our Lord and Savior Jesus. It’s things that we feel happy about while we’re drinking wine another alcohol.

5.16 Top 5 Things the Mormons Got Wrong 12.11.2022 1:12:27 ↓

Listen, there are 1 million of these. But we wanted to highlight the top five that seems so insane to us now.

5.15. Top Five Shows We Want Rebooted With Overt Queer Overtones 18.10.2022 59:23 ↓

Have you seen the new Interview with a Vampire? The reboot of A League of Their Own? More shows from our childhood with queer folks!!

5.14. Top Five Tattoos Mormons Gonna Get 02.10.2022 1:01:09 ↓

Did you hear that Mormons can get tattoos now? Allegedly? Well, here are the top five tattoos Twaint and Coffee think they’re gonna get.

5.13 Top Five Goals for out Spooky/ Slutty Season 21.09.2022 54:47 ↓

On todays episodes of this podcast that we record each day on a daily schedule, we set some goals. Goals for sluts.

5.12 Top Five Things We’d Yell at BYU Students at a Football Game 20.09.2022 1:08:25 ↓

Remember, when a bunch of people from Oregon yelled at a bunch of people from BYU and the governor of Utah acted like they had declared war? Well, here are some things we would like to yell at Mormons.

5.11. Top 5 Beautiful Truths that you didn’t know until this ‘sode. 23.08.2022 1:09:13 ↓

Remember when we told you the top five truths that were hard to hear? Well, these are the top five beautiful truths you didn’t even know until this ‘sode

5.10 Top Five Reasons You Didn’t Get an Episode Last Week (or Next Week.) 07.08.2022 1:05:25 ↓

You know how you didn’t get an episode last week or next week? Well this is why

5.14 Our Top Five Favorite Hot Dranks Moments 09.07.2022 49:12 ↓

We’re sharing some of our favorite Hot Drinks memories and then we take a HARD LEFT TURN into some dark therapy for Bro. Coffee.

5.13. Hinge 26.06.2022 58:57 ↓

We downloaded Hinge. Why? Because democracy is dead.

5.12. Top 5 Things That Are Gay and Homophobic at the Same Time 02.06.2022 1:03:23 ↓

Hi Gay! It’s Pride Month at the Butter Barn!