Hot Cross Buns

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Click here for merch!!!!   This week on your favoritest podcast, we have a gigantic announcement to make. After that we decide to toe the line of our "family friendly" title, like reeallyyy toe the line, you'll love it, hopefully. Following that incident, Clyde is back with another game of Noodle Twister, spoiler, we were WRROONNGG many many times. Other than that its just your run of the mill, ch...

You can only steal peoples hearts figuratively. Click here for merch!!! This week, we were exhausted, but we still gave it 87.7%, it was all we had in the ole tanks. So with that said, you're in for a treat that's hard to beat. Jaymi dives back into some spicy teenage memories, which is unfortunate because we were planning on using that to black mail him later. Next there was chatting on why our b...

Take your clothes off, its freeing.    Click here for merch!!   Its time again for your faaavvoorritte podcast!! This week we rip right into all of our favorite movies, ranging from childhood favorites to current tear jerkers! We are licensed so we only give the best advice after all. Also, Cameron(hello) still doesn't have a job so he took his clothes off, cause that makes perfect sense, obviousl...

No job means more freedom, not financial freedom, but freedom all the same.  Click me for merch!!! Hey there Kangas and Kangaroos! This week on the Number 1 podcast we get real right off the bat! Cameron was has been relieved of his employment(talking about myself in the third person gets weird). Not the worst thing in the world but he has taken this opportunity to self-focus as much as possible,...

HUMP DDAAAYYY!!   Hello ladies and gentlemales. This week we dive right back into HCB with an in depth look at something that is very important to every single person out there, grass. We all walk on it, some of us put it on our skin, some kinds of grass you even cook with, we need grass! Then Jaymi breaks the 48 episode streak and actually brings a game, shocking and also aggravating to play said...

Remember that one time? So do I, that was amazing.    Is that a bird? A plane? A unidentifiable object? NOPE, its a Balding Eagle!! This week we asked all of you to send in questions, and boy did you deliver. I think we actually left people with questions of our sanity but hopefully we answered some of them too. We had an awesome time recording this one, got a little nutty but what else do you exp...

Man I'm excited for this week. Do you ever just randomly look around and remember how blessed you are to be you? You should try it.   Get your wife. Get your Kids. Get your dog. Get your.. Fish? ITS HOT CROSS BUNS TIME!!! This week we get straight into what the men in your life want for Christmas, well we kinda get there, after taking 83 different bunny trails. Carrington brings us a terrible, yet...

Hey, you're cool.    This week in the wonderful land of buns and comedy, prepare yourself for a journey to the land of giggles and very obvious innuendos, we don't mean to be dirty, we can't help the fact we have the funny bones of twelve year olds. We start out nice and chill, Jaymi tells us of his high IQ money making plan to change US Dollars to Vietnamese Dong, surprisingly, it made very littl...

Hello beautiful listener, thank you for being here, thank you for returning, and thank you for being such a blessing to the eyes, everyone appreciates it.   This week the Bunz Boyz take a turn down the Cringe Avenue, its almost as painful as calling ourselves the "Bunz Boyz". Batman comes out of nowhere and blesses us with a tell all interview of his day to day life, we didn't ask for it but we go...

Its that time of the week my ladies and lads. Time for you to sit back relax, flop down in your favorite bean bag chair with a big bowl of nuts, and absolutely pee uncontrollably from laughter.    This week there was hostility throughout between the boys, but it was all in good fun, hopefully. We discuss hotdogs and why they are what the are, we give our take on the T-Swift and Travis Kelce drraam...

I see you, you see me, we see three... little pigs.                                                                    -Bryan   This week its all about sports, and traveling, and AA(guess which one), and birthdays, and Amish/Indians, I probably missed something but you'll get to it. There were a lot of topics, but you already know we covered them with poise, professionalism, and a whole lot of gue...

You know those smelly things attached to your legs? Yeah those are feet, and we talk about them way to much this week.   This week we decided to toe(foot pun) the line of our family friendly status, gotta pay the bills somehow. Besides selling our souls(foot pun) to the footlord, we discussed Jaymi's admiration for exotic teas, AND noodle twister returns, along with your favorite game show host, C...

HCB is back and better than ever.    This week we were all over the place and full of irregularities. Carrington brought content, we talked about tiktok, and Jaymi roped us into mad libs, it was... interesting. This might have been more of a video episode so if you haven't checked us out on Instagram go take a peep, we post clips of the episode and its a good time!! Thanks for listening and we hop...

Guess whos back, back again, Brians back, tell a friend.   This week we again went a little short, but dang did we pack a lot in this one. We've got noodle twister, Jaymi talking like an old man, making fun of Carrington's face(jk), AND some returning guests who we haven't talked to in quite some time!! We hope you enjoy.    Got some questions?    Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com   IG: @hotcrossbu...

Fun penguin fact: penguins poop more than any other animal. Pooping as much as 6-8 times per hour.    This week on Hot Cross Buns we decided to accidently go way to short, time goes slow when you have to listen to Jaymis TikTok algorithm. Besides listening to his fever dreams we talked about penguins, and got into which sports should be associated with which political party, someone will be offend...

This week da bois reveal your embarrassing stories. That's right we know about that thing you did at that place with those people that one time with that bird from that place you thought no one knew about. Well. We knew. and we tell all about it in this episode. Sorry to embarrass you its just show business.    Thank you so much for listening and sharing :)    You can send all your important life...

Is it 'a low ha' or 'a high low'? I dont know that just looks like a bunch of words mushed together to me.    This week it gets pretty aggressive, words were shared, punches trading, and feelings hurt. We didn't really get to any activities, but we did discuss many different topics of varying importance. Carrington raved about ramen, we all couldn't decide when was the right time to sue, and then...

Good Lord there's a lot this week.   Words can not describe how great of a time this episode is, can words ever describe something so perfectly fun? There were laughs, there were cries, there was panda talk, AND PIZZA EGGS. All this and more in probably our favorite episode since, the last one. We really appreciate all the love that is sent throughout the week, month, and past year, we love puttin...

Its Wednesday my dudes.   This week we recorded video for the first time, it was an absolute blast. We also discussed lightning bugs, would you rather, and Carringtons thick hammie legs(this was unnecessary). Make sure and head over to our Instagram to catch all the sweet sweet new reels we'll be posting, its gonna be a blast.    Got any questions? Send them on in!!   Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail....

NOODLE FACT: Samsung actually started out as a noodle company not electronics, hopefully their noodles were better than their phones.   Episode 75 has come and its here to stay. Jaymi brought a brain game, which we crush obviously, Carrington fantasizes about being Marilyn Monroe, and Cameron, well Cameron kinda just is Cameron the whole time. We had a great time recording this episode and hope yo...

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four, in three moves.   This week we bring all the energy, might not be good energy but its just a bunch of it. We've got Hypothetical Trivia, we've got questions, we've got a new thing Cameron brought that there's not a name for, aanndd we take about a tiger and a shark fighting for way to long. All this and a little bit more awaits inside Episode 74 of you...

Fevers are no fun, unless you add dream to the end.   Another week has come and gone, but Hot Cross Buns will never be gone. This week we discuss our family vacation and the fully clothed swims we had. We answer some questions and Jaymi does a "brief" overview of a Mr. Beast video his inner 12 year old had to watch. We thought our podcast was chaotic but dear God the retelling of that video is str...

The Cheese shall set you free.   It is Wednesday my dudes, you know what that means? Hump DDDDAAYYY, and more importantly the next episode of your favorite podcast. This week we come in hot(cross buns) with a dairy free way to enjoy your day. Dale Carnegie would be proud of this one, we hope. We play a surprise round of hypothetical trivia and discuss which animal we could all take on with our bar...

Heck the Tesla truck. Get you a water truck.   This week is like no other, it's new, it's shiny, and it's filled with a gaggle of giggles. Cameron talks about his truck buying experience, Jaymi talks MORE about Chupa Chupa, and of course we get to some brain numbing questions.   We hope you enjoyed this hair brained episode, I know I did.   Send us your thoughts.