Hot Cross Buns

Rise so high, in mud you lie. So take a shower idiot.    Hi, we talk about a lot in this episode, like 50 different subjects in one hour. So how about we mention what we don't talk about. The election doesn't come up, because we're so near-sighted we forgot it was even gonna be over when this comes out. We don't talk about space, because why would we? Lastly, we do not mention the insane social im...

Once again, your favorite podcast is back, bringing all the pertinent information and social irregularities to light. It will save your life. First off, Carrington's got a beef, a big ole stinky beef with the entire driving population. Hide your driver's licenses because he's coming for them, and he doesn't ask more than twice. Well, maybe sometimes he'll ask three times, but that's the max, usual...

The strongest combatant of the darkness is not raw power, but the light, so night lights should be mandatory.    This week on your favorite podcast we all had a case of the giggles. We giggled talking about Cam's new Tesla, and the weird things people believe about the cars. We giggle at Carrington's voice cracking every time he spoke. We giggled whenever Jaymi did anything because we allllll know...

Hello, if you couldn't tell, we have a guest, and her name is Ruthie.   This week was a blast, not only did we have the three boy crackheads, we added a girl crackhead in the mix!!! We start with getting to know our guest a bit, well we know her already but we let you guys get to know her, we're chill like that. After talking about her wedding (apparently, that's important or whatever), we dive st...

Bippitiy boppity boo. You're going to laugh and probably poo.   This week in the world of Cross, we had two whole guests!! Both were unexpected and neither were asked to be here, but they showed up, yay? First, we had Batman, the Dark Knight showed up and saved the day, answering questions and giving top secret information on his bat suit. After that, we laughed and cried, and then Clyde showed up...

Hello Neighbor,   Get ready to laugh out loud, because it's time for your favorite podcast!!! We start with Jaymi trying to turn us into an ASMR podcast, it lasts about 11 seconds but he still tried! Next on the unseen agenda we play Would You Rather, brought to you by a sprinkle of the internet and Cameron! We got off the rails quite a few times in this episode, we saw some rabbits going down the...

Happy anniversary!!    This week on your favorite podcast, we didn't talk about much, you could just skip this one. Now that all the gullible ones are gone, we actually talked about soooooo much, got em. We start by breaking down the Olympics, sport by sport, going over every detail of the rules and regulations. Friggen got you again, didn't I!? we actually just talked about how bad we would be at...

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.    This week should be tagged as an educational podcast honestly. We learn Jaymi's voting is restricted only by whether the candidate plays golf or not(just kidding?), and we learn just how white we actually are, spoiler; we are very very white. We are also proud to announce that we are now athletes, terrible athletes, but athletes nonetheless. Other th...

A short time ago, in a galaxy very very close.   three brothers take on the immense challenge of catching your tiny, itty bitty, TikTok abused attention span. They begin with a guaranteed ear catcher, Blues Clues!! Next up, our handsome adventurers take a journey to their next destination, Carrington's questions, where they are overcome with trepidations and trials. After that, and a quick poddy b...

Hi,   This week on the World Famous Podcast, we've got fire, we've got lions, and we actually have neither of those. We start off straight away with bringing you the most irrelevant and mind boggling news you ever done heard. After that it's a little foggy, but I know we discussed many hilarious and sad things, including the presidential debate. Thank you for enjoying our chaos, we enjoy doing it...

Push it, push it real good. My question is, what are we actually pushing?   This week, Cameron gets the big boy chair, because Carrington is gone and we fiiinally get to party!! We start off low and slow, as low and slow as two autistic cheetahs go, but still. Some truly wonderful people asked Carrington some questions, since Carrington declined to attend, Jaymi and Cameron stepped up to the plate...

Welcome home, glad you could join us.   This week we rejoice our favorite cracked out brothers return! That's right Jaymi has returned, and brought our FAVORITE(and only) sister with him! There's lots of chatter about our new nephew Percy so get ready to here about allllll his poops and pees, it... is... riveting. Brit helps us play a new game, then we go ham on potatoes, you'll be hungry by the e...

We did it, no clue what, but I'm sure we did it.    Hello, Jaymis gone and we didn't even care, we did just ffiiinne without him and enjoyed every second, don't miss him at all!! Other than that we didn't really talk about much, basically just rejoiced for the piece and quiet for once and how their new baby was soooooo cute. Honestly, don't even listen, just go message Jaymi and tell him congrats,...

Hello mother hubbard hey hi how ya durn.   Have you heard of the new, cutting edge cheesy delicious item coming from your favorite block cheese company? Well if you haven't you're about to because we cover it(in depth) this week on the number one podcast!! We also get down into the nitty gritty on a very important subject, something near and dear to our hearts! Which kiss is the most intimate! Now...

Helllllloooooo.   This week was a little, different, but that's what you get when you put three raging Dayquil enthusiasts in a room together for an hour! I don't know how to put into better words what we talked about this week other than the title. Kind of just bipped and bopped all over the place following Jaymi's magic carpet ride to wherever it took us! There was some semblance of direction pl...

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It's another long one!! This week we let ourselves go again, kind of just hit record and let it rip. We begin our journey with subway, delving into some exciting new products that have been a long time coming, it is riveting. Next up Jaymi brings a fresh new idea with a pickily twist, it sounds delicious. After all that and more we dive into some listener questions, there are so so many we didn't...

This week on the WORLD FAMOUS PODCAST, we start with a fight, Carrington jumped in Jaymis shorts then Jaymi jumped back into Carringtons shorts, and Cameron(ever the peacemaker) cooled the whole situation down with his smooth words. After that it was all kind of a blur, we chatted about bulls, riding bulls, Baseball, peeing in the shower, showers in general, Lebron James, and Jaymis terribly cring...

More weeks have come and gone but the boys are back in town, and this episode is a LLOOONNGGG one. We highly encourage breaks, and dont forget to drink water and touch some grass in between sessions. We begin our journey with a trip into Jaymi's vast memory palace, visiting the many rooms and gardens within. After that we have a "phone call" with one of Cameron's gamer friends. Which leads us to t...

This week on the world famous podcast, a momentous occasion is upon us. The 100th episode is here, Jaymi ruins it by mentioning there were some half episode numbers in there and our first episode has mysteriously disappeared, but we're going to ignore the Debby downer and say its number 100. Other than that we reminisce about where we've come from, Carrington serenades us with some fun things you...

It's Wednesday my dudes.   Have you ever been in a situation that you might want to take action but you don't want to right away? Well we have something to tell you about that, DON'T WAIT!!! Just another mantra to take into 2024, you're welcome. After discussing that for far to long, we responded to the thousands of responses to some of our Instagram topics, it was an absolute blast, thank you aga...

Hello there, we missed you.  Two weeks into 2024 and its really looking up. We went to a Colts game, Jaymi got a new cat with no tail, and Carrington found the fountain of eternal youth. Okay the last ones made up, but the rest are true and we talk about all of them and a whole lot more this episode!! This week was a lot more about our personal lives so we're thinking of changing the name to "Keep...

Happy New Year Ya Filthy Animal Click Here for Merch!!!!!!!   New year new me, or is it a new year? This week we decide if new years should be now, or if we should all band together and move it to the spring, RAGE AGAINST THE GOOBERMENT!!!! Along with that we discuss how Cameron was totally innocent in the writing of our "Christmas Story", he wrote nothing intentionally and was not making his own...

Click here for merch!!!!!!   This week we are happy to bring you our version of the three wise men!!! Merry Christmas!!     Got questions? Comments?   Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com Instagram: @hotcrossbunspod TikTok: @hotcrossbunspod

Decode the above word by removing the "op" before every vowel sound. You're welcome and I'm sorry. Click here for merch!!!!!    Today on the podcast there was a lot to get through. Started out with bootyholes, again, moved on to a riveting conversation about whether we should want to be Lions or Gazelles. After that we make some moonneeyyy with some very real adds sent in by some very real busines...