Adam Mamawala & Mike Schubert

HORSE

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The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs, dig into Internet drama, and have fun. New episodes every other Monday.

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Adam Mamawala & Mike Schubert

Episodes

Ep. 84: Hello! I Would Like To Play Basketball (Basketball 101) 13.09.2021 1:01:47

Full Court Press: The WNBA Playoffs Are Upon Us Basketball 101: The Complete History of NBA Rule Changes And Also: Torontonians, Boyz II Men, Dr. Teal's Body Wash, Pavlovian Responses, 69 Million Downloads (Nice), Mincemeat, Phoenix Mercury In Retrograde, Celestial Bodies, The Mikan Drill, 4 Point Threes, New Coke, Ample Hooves, Soothing Little Bird Find Us Online - website: horsehoops.com - patr...

Ep. 83: Did You Bring Me On Here To Be Nice? (with James Queally) 30.08.2021 1:01:31

Full Court Press: Nerlens Noel’s Lawsuit, JR Smith The Golfer & Klay Thompson Adventures An Interview With: James Queally , Los Angeles Times Journalist & Author (& Knicks Fan) And Also: Backpack Kid, Left Shark, Holding Guard, 4A Farming Competitions, Middling Comedians, Triumvirate of Misery, Ill-Advised Long Twos, Ethnic Plot Armor Sponsor: Shaker & Spoon : A subscription co...

Ep. 82: With All Due Respect, This Idea Is Just Straight Up Bad 16.08.2021 54:34

Full Court Press: NBA Free Agency Frenzy 3-on-3 Draft: The 3 Best/Worst Moments From Space Jam: A New Legacy And Also: Olympic Knockout, Pit Stains McGee, Bulgogi Boy, Kyle Lowry's Colossal Butt, Big Booty Schubie, "Troel" Embiid, Deuce McBride, Harry Dank, Don Cheadle's Sparkly Suit, Ludicrous Hours, Eat That Eat That Eat That Eat That, Spaghetti And Meatballs, Sweaty Hooves Find Us Online - webs...

Ep. 81: I Usually Don't Trust People This Nice (with Josh Gondelman) 02.08.2021 1:01:49

Full Court Press: NBA Finals/Draft Recap & Russell Westbrook to LA An Interview With: Josh Gondelman , Stand-Up Comedian, Writer, and Author And Also: Greek Gods/Diner Owners, The Harden Way, Glue Guys, Dunkin Donuts Sweatpants, Adam Sandler Aesthetic, Juggalo-Length Gym Shorts, Weird Basketball Guy, Young Bloods, Book: Pre-production, Goobers, Gondelman Types, Time Lord, "Grifty-ness", Uncut...

Ep. 80: Flourish and Panache 19.07.2021 54:19

Full Court Press: NBA Finals, Rachel Nichols & the WNBA All-Star Game 3-on-3: The Three Highest Scoring NBA/WNBA Finals Performances That Actually Happened: Chris Paul Is a Tattle Tale And Also: Quality B-Related Food, Adam M’s, Immanuallie, Designated Knee Guys, Whore Soups, Incognito Windows, Boysketball, R-rated Patreon Posts, Nursing a Butterbeer, Prick Berry, The Godfathers of Grump, Stun...

Ep. 79: Hot Dogs at Halftime 05.07.2021 1:00:20

Full Court Press: Chauncey Billups & The Dynamic Unduo That Actually Happened: A Slow Speed Car Chase Interrupted the NBA Finals 3-on-3: The Three Best Retro/Current NBA Playing Through Injuries Moments And Also: Ampersands, The Dame Blame Game, The Game's Twitter, Pulitzers, Expert Prognosticators, The Heidi Game, WAY OFF, Patio Chair Walkers, Space Jam On Vinyl, Zygomatic Arches, The Miami...

Ep. 78: He's Just Scarred For Life, It's No Problem (w/ our dads!) 21.06.2021 1:03:43

Full Court Press: The NBA Playoffs/Injuries/Firings An Interview With: Schubes & Adam's Dads! And Also: Layers to Grumpiness, Teal Summer, Whalish Logos, Derrick Favors' Descendents, Vocal Cord Management, Utah Jazz Hands, Cliff Paul A Freak, The Red Morning, Papa Mamawala, Poola Hoops, The Relationship of Trust, "Father Shock" Find Us Online - website: horsehoops.com - patreon: patreon.c...

Ep. 77: Sup, Nerds? We’re Terrified! 07.06.2021 51:28

Full Court Press: NBA Playoffs & Bad Fan Behavior 3-on-3: The Three Best and Three Worst Player/Fan Interactions That Actually Happened: The New York Liberty Played at Radio City Music Hall And Also: Extreme HORSE, @TraeYoungBurner, “Postfoodmously”, The Cartoon Leprechaun Community, Street Clothes, Tom From “Guess Who?”, Balls Vodka, Headache Gin, The Old LeBron, The Houston Rockettes Fin...

Ep. 76: I Want My Thighs To Be Hugged 24.05.2021 59:20

Full Court Press: NBA Playoff/Play-In Drama That Actually Happened: The Chris Paul to the Lakers Trade That Wasn’t 3-on-3: Mike Breen’s 3 Best Bang and Non-Bang Announcing Moments And Also: And also: Ma Morant, mincemeat, The We’re Happy To Be Here Bowl, salt & vinegar, Hoopy Birthday, Christ Paul, Basketball Reasons, Zooey Deschanel’s hairdresser Find Us Online - website: horsehoops.com...

Ep. 75: I Guess My Parents Are Just My Friends Now (w/ our moms!) 10.05.2021 54:57

Full Court Press: A Fully LeBron-Themed FCP An Interview With: Schubes & Adam's Moms! And Also: Jason Sudeikis' Red Jumpsuit, Kettle Cooked Chips, LeBronze, Variant Booster, Sticking it to Ruffles, "Ah-thum", Mama Wala, Rogue Nurses, Kick The Can, Good Practical Midwestern Mothers, Laundry Displeasure, Muggsy Bogues, Maqsood & Joel, Tantalizing With The Pfizing Sponsor: Skillshare : Skil...

Ep. 74: Fabrizio is a Dime Piece (with Noah Savage & Jordan Ligons) 26.04.2021 1:02:52

Full Court Press: Breaking Down the WNBA Draft with Jordan Ligons (co-host of Spinsters Podcast) An Interview With: Comedian/Former Division 1 Player/ESPN Broadcaster Noah Savage And Also: Chip and a Chair, Fantasy Pretend Things, Trot With Me, Point God, Adam’s White Half, 6’6" And Three Quarters, A Face For Radio, Cliff Paul, Old Man Strength, Puberty Round Two: The Sequel, Johnny Sportscaster,...

Ep. 73: I’m Gonna Need a Good Meal Tonight 12.04.2021 57:50

Full Court Press: The New WNBA Jerseys & Paul Pierce’s Shenanigans 3-on-3: The Three Best & Worst Performances by an NBA Player in a Movie That Actually Happened: The Tim Donaghy NBA Refereeing Scandal And Also: No Jazz Hands No Pizza Hands, Booties Twerkin’, Barstool Paul, Butt-Related Sponsors, Patrick Chewing, Magic Boomboxes, Soul Plane Sponsors: Skillshare : Skillshare is an onli...

Ep. 72: The Shaquille Complex (with Haley O’Shaughnessy & Jordan Ligons) 29.03.2021 1:05:00

Full Court Press: Our 4/1 HORSE Live Zoom Show & NBA Trade Deadline Madness An Interview With: Haley O’Shaughnessy and Jordan Ligons (co-hosts of Spinsters Podcast) And Also: The Gary Community, April Foals Day, “kk”, Theeee Juuuuump, the Holy Dunkers, 4D Shade Chess, Cash Considerations, NO RELAX, Don’t Google Fournier, Gary Psoriasis, Neckbearding All Over The Place, Milk Warm, White Tube...

Ep. 71: Let Me See Your 1, 2 HORSE 15.03.2021 57:20

Full Court Press: NBA All-Star Weekend, COVID Scares & Trade Deadline Talk That Actually Happened: Dennis Rodman Is Best Friends With a Dictator 3-on-3: The Three Best & Worst Statistical Performances from the Space Jam Game And Also: The KFC Yum Skills Challenge, Kolaches & Breakfast Tacos, Casa Schube Hotel, The Hand Sanitizer Cam, The Toppin, Knocking on Christian Wood, N64’s Golden...

Ep. 70: Did He Get Suspended For Taking Laxatives? (with Gerald Bourguet) 01.03.2021 1:09:49

Full Court Press: NBA Teams Sitting Healthy Players, Candace Parker Goes To Chicago & Minnesota’s New Coach 3 on 3 Draft: Mike’s 3 Proudest & Adam’s 3 Most Embarrassing Basketball Moments An Interview With: Phoenix Suns Beat Writer/Host of Valley of the Suns Podcast Gerald Bourguet And Also: Dean’s Midterms, Derek Fisher Sucks, Fairly Sensitive Fella, Harry Potter Houses, The Foul Shot G...

Ep. 69: Double Mask, Double Bang 15.02.2021 59:04

Full Court Press: Bulls/Knicks Bets, No National Anthem in Dallas, and NBA All-Star Game Talk 3-on-3: Bulls Commentator Stacey King’s Best/Worst Nicknames & Catchphrases That Actually Happened: Legendary Knicks Commentator Walt Clyde Fraziers Rhyming And Also: Superstar Superspreaders, the Ball-Star Game, Shirt-tastic, "Chorros", Samir Nagannaworkhereanymore, Rand Paul, 1930 Marvel Superheroe...

Ep. 68: Do Younger People Know About Snap Pants? (with Megan Gailey and C.J. Toledano) 01.02.2021 1:00:45

Full Court Press: COVID Improvements & Shaq Becomes a Grumpy Boy An Interview With: Megan Gailey (Conan, The Tonight Show, The ESPY’s) & C.J. Toledano (Follow Through, House of Highlights, Bleacher Report) And Also: Harvey Dent, Petty White/Petty Hardaway, Revelling in Your Shaqness, Pork Pineapple Tacos, “Matt” Schubert, The ‘92 Meme Team, THE Oregon Duck, Ben H from The Bachelor, Fred...

Ep. 67: Better Safe Than Smelly 18.01.2021 55:26

Full Court Press: The NBA’s Covid Problem and The Beard Goes to Brooklyn That Actually Happened: Honoring MLK: The Atlanta Dream’s Courageous Social Activism 3-on-3: A Celebration of Shaq’s Old Tweets (Can You Dig It?) And Also: Foam Rollers, Relief Ram, Perpendicular Cross Hatched Corn Cereal, Tacko Fall From Grace, THANK YOU POLLY BURRIDGE, The Weird Shadow of DeAndre Jordan, Soon-To-Be Former...

Ep. 66: No Two Pop-A-Shots Are Alike 04.01.2021 51:52

Full Court Press: James Harden Breaks COVID Protocols & Bulls/Knicks First Game Overreactions 3 on 3 Draft: Our Top 3 Favorite Games That Are Basketball (But Not Really) And Also: Foakleys, Misogynistic Clothes, Steph Curry’s Cornrows (BANG!), Dubious Handles, Doug McDonald, Max Confusion, Yarr J Parrot, Floopsie Flurvie, Brutal Double Rims, Different Sizes of Balls, Dikembe Mutombo 3 Pointers...

Ep. 65: The 2nd Annual NBA Drama Draft: Drama Could Be Afoot 21.12.2020 55:43

Full Court Press: Kyrie Irving Doesn’t Talk To Pawns & Giannis Gets PAID That Actually Happened: The 2nd Annual NBA Drama Draft of All 30 Teams And Also: #ProveSchubesWrongSZN, Carrier Pigeons, Mike Scoobert & Mams, Our Beloved Bang Man, The Grumpy Triumvirate, Bespoke Cocktails, Most Valuable Paul, Grumbling and Bumbling, Steven-Keeled, The Desert Boys, Goran Dragic: Unpaid Model/Spokesp...

Ep. 64: Peak Grumpy Boy Season (with Behzad Dabu) 07.12.2020 53:52

Full Court Press: Klay Thompson’s Injury, Mega Contracts, and NBA City Jersey Watch An Interview With: Actor/Activist Behzad Dabu discusses his NBA Fandom, Activism & ACTUAL BREAKING NEWS ON HORSE! And Also: The Sirens, Gobs of Money, Spurs Fiesta, Microsoft Office 2000, Leroy McKnight, Blame The White Half, Group DM’s, People Be Thirsty, Clown Show Trades, The Chicago Inclusion Project ,...

Ep. 63: “You Need Me, SCOTT.” 23.11.2020 55:06

Full Court Press: The NBA Draft, Trades and Free Agency 3-on-3: The Three Best and Three Worst NBA Draft Night Outfits That Actually Happened: The Infamous Jimmy Butler Practice And Also: Quill Pens, Demands and Decrees, Toppin' and Poppin, NBA Draft Cats, The Fellas/The Valley Boys, Misogyny: The Restaurant, Schrödinger's Trade, Jrue Holiday’s Impeccable Skin, The KFC Yum Center (Again), The Dop...

Ep. 62: Gobert or Go Home 09.11.2020 43:12

Full Court Press: The 2020-2021 NBA Season, the NBA Draft, 76ers Makin Moooooves That Actually Happened: How the NBA Actually Pulled Off the Bubble 3-on-3: The Three Best and Worst Woj Tweets From the 2018 NBA Draft And Also: Bird-pinoe/Rap-bird/Su-gan/Me-gue, Styrofoam Anniversaries, The Process Part 2, The Epcot Ball, The Gobert Report, The Delete Eight, Snitch Hotlines, Woj Bombs, Hullabaloo, G...

Ep. 61: Kazaam Was NOT a Documentary (with Jeff Pearlman) 26.10.2020 58:12

Full Court Press: The Seattle Storm are Champions! (Oh, and so are the Lakers) 3-on-3 Draft: The Most Iconic Moments from Sue Bird’s Career An Interview With: Jeff Pearlman, Author of Three-Ring Circus: Kobe, Shaq, Phil, and the Crazy Years of the Lakers Dynasty And Also: The KFC Yum! Center, Big Ol’ Chunks of Meat, Washington’s State Bird, L’Chaim to Larry Bird, The Joys of Extra Legroom, Shery...

Ep. 60: Millionaires Should Pay $20 For Coffee (with Sophia Benoit) 12.10.2020 58:54

Full Court Press: GQ Columnist Sophia Benoit Joins Mike & Adam to Bring a Unique Perspective to Basketball 3-on-3: The Three Best and Three Worst NBA Finals in Adam’s Lifetime That Actually Happened: The Time NBA Referees Rigged the 2002 Western Conference Finals And Also: Bitch-Ass Draco Malfoy, Al Horford’s Beautiful Eyelashes, Drishti, Big Face Coffee vs Little Face Coffee, The Power of Da...