Adam Mamawala & Mike Schubert

HORSE

Sports EN ↓ 210 episodes

The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs, dig into Internet drama, and have fun. New episodes every other Monday.

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Adam Mamawala & Mike Schubert

Episodes

Ep. 109: There Was A Man Inside My Shoe 29.08.2022 1:01:58

Full Court Press: WNBA Playoffs, Kevin Durant Stays In Brooklyn, and NBA Schedule Release 3-on-3: The 3 Funniest And 3 Sexiest Referee Hand Signals That Actually Happened: The Infamous Allen Iverson Practice Speech And Also: Softball Reference, Surgeon Fingers, Thick Hands, Raking, Inbox Monsters, Shoutout Deb, BALL DON’T LIE, Crab Dribbles, Goldmember, Boogey-Oogey-Oogey, The Answer, Incorrect C...

Ep. 108: It’s Not All Just Goofs And Jokes Here (A Bill Russell Appreciation Episode) 15.08.2022 49:45

Full Court Press: Erik Spoelstra’s Brave Son, Brittney Griner Update, and WNBA Plane Drama That Actually Happened: Bill Russell, Civil Rights Activist 3-on-3: Bill Russell’s Three Coolest On-Court & Trash Talking Moments And Also: Maiden Names, KBS, Economy Plus, Extra Biscoffs, Comparing Apples & Refrigerators Sponsor: Shaker & Spoon: Shaker & Spoon brings the bar to you every...

Ep. 107: Stuntin’ With 46 Dollars 01.08.2022 1:02:23

Full Court Press: Miles Bridges’ Misconduct, Liz Cambage Leaves The Sparks & NBA Free Agency 3-on-3: Kevin Durant’s Three Best Basketball/Non-Basketball Tweets Of 2022 That Actually Happened: Schubes Sat Courtside For Sue Bird vs Diana Taurasi!!! And Also: Kerfuffles, Ceph Sturry, Spoonerisms, Pig Latin, Unicorns & Rainbows, Scuttlebutt, Tangled, AITA, Back To The Future, The New Media, Co...

Ep. 106: NBQ&A: Does Kevin Durant Drink Six Cups Of Coffee A Day? 18.07.2022 1:00:21

Full Court Press: WNBA All-Star Game, Brittney Griner Update & NBA Free Agent Bonanza NBQ&A: Mike & Adam Answer Your Basketball Questions! And Also: Protein Peanut Butter, Adding Guac, Amazon Basics Basketballs, Alibaba, Steph Curvy, Bing Bang Boom, Fine Whine, Old Milk, Notorious Grumpy Bois, “Danuel”, Dishwasher Legacies, LeBron-Themed Snacks, Raisinets, Chicks Dig The Long Ball,...

Ep. 105: Normalize Men Crying On TV (with Andrew Maraniss) 04.07.2022 1:09:25

Full Court Press: NBA Draft Recap, Phoenix Mercury Drama, and a Brittney Griner Update An Interview With: Author of Inaugural Ballers: The True Story of the First U.S. Women’s Basketball Team , Andrew Maraniss And Also: Rue the Cat, Softball Reference, Steph Cutlery, “We’re Pregnant”, Robinson Crusoe Sucks, Slenderman, BPA (Best Player Available), Bedazzled Dice Chains, Shitty Ramadas, Wahoo N...

Ep. 104: Every Fan Base Is Extremely Annoying w/ Josh Gondelman & Dan Yang 20.06.2022 1:02:31

Full Court Press: Schubes Sits Courtside at a WNBA Game! An Interview With: Comic/Warriors Fan Dan Yang & Comic/Celtics Fan Josh Gondelman Full Court Press (Part 2): NBA Finals Reaction! And Also: Grad Workers, WE BELIEVE, Weak Double Doubles, Thunder The Forgotten Warriors Mascot, Riley Curry, Marcus Smart Apologists, Office Trashcan Shots, Donda Sports, Anta Sneakers, Get Wrecked, Wife Swap...

Ep. 103: He Came In As Hot Sauce, He Left As Ketchup 06.06.2022 51:06

Full Court Press: Liz Cambage Controversy, Brittney Griner Update & The And1 Mixtape Documentary 3-on-3 Draft: What We’re Most Anticipating in the NBA Finals And Also: Beaded Door ASMR, Steph Vindaloo, Fun Puns, Bountiful Harvests, Deleted Threes, Pizzazz And Flash, Street Hoops, Hot Sizzle, Muscular Mannequin Guy, Skip To My Lou, Hand Down Man Down, RPS Find Us Online - website: horsehoop...

Ep. 102: Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Green Hair, Can’t Lose 23.05.2022 53:06

Full Court Press: NBA Playoffs Recap - And Then There Were Four! That Actually Happened: Is Jimmy Butler Michael Jordan’s Son?! (Spoiler Alert: He’s Not) 3-on-3: The Three Best Now-Defunct NBA/WNBA Team Names And Also: Likable Luka, Boring Blowouts, Marcus Smart’s Hair, Basketball Jesus Christ, TOBIAS HARRIS OVER ME??!!, Zeus The Dog, The Dolan Arena, Rocking Chairs, Utah Starzzzzz, Connecticut C...

Ep. 101: It’s Tough Out Here Being Short (with Jordan Ligons) 09.05.2022 59:26

Full Court Press: JJ Redick Owning People & NBA Playoff Recap An Interview With: HORSE’s Official WNBA Correspondent Jordan Ligons And Also: Shark Tank, Mono Ginobili, Big Ole Chicken Coops, Gorilla Glue, The HORSE 5 Timers Club, Cock Puns, Kenny Smith’s Knees, The Orange Carpet, Basketball Earrings, Shakira, Kristen Bell, Kangaroo Melbourne, Commemorative Cowboy Boots, Divorce Registries, T...

Ep. 100: The Three HORSE Boys Are In The Stable 25.04.2022 1:04:10

Full Court Press: WNBA Draft & NBA Play-In/Playoffs Get Spicy A HORSE 100th Episode Special: Eric Returns To Draft The Most HORSE Teams Possible And Also: 70% Masala Chai, Struttin’ Peacocks, Non-Intimidating Mascots, Jade Melbourne, Not On Herb, Shrug Emojis, Hullabaloo & Hoodwinking, Doja Cat Concerts, Sacred Wood, The Leprechaun Curse, Cock Puns, Chocolate Milk Stan, Boat Guys, Sperry’s...

Ep. 99: Rooting Guide For The 2022 NBA Playoffs 11.04.2022 59:40

A HORSE Special: A Team-By-Team NBA Playoffs Fan Rooting Guide And Also: Floppy Bed Boys, Lusia Harris, Fresh Prints, CONGRATS SAL TESTA, Steven Adams/Jason Momoa, Big Head (Face) Coffee, K Pop Fans, Addictive Yawns, Dallas Sucks, The Time Lord, Whiplash, Ear Contusions, BrooklyKnight, Not On Herb, Fiesta Jerseys, Cherry Blossoms, Big Goob, Chai & Paratha, #SEERED Find Us Online - website:...

Ep. 98: Only Mischa Has To Call Me Mr. Stanton w/ Barry Stanton 28.03.2022 57:23

Full Court Press: Dream Team Playoffs, Vaccine Mandates, Miami Heat Drama & The LeBron Dunk An Interview With: Barry Stanton, Sports Writer/News Editor (ESPN) & OUR EDITOR’S FATHER! And Also: Britney Spears Headset Microphones, Dri-Fit Peacock Shirts, #StrutUp, Tall Lanky White Guy Chets, Clipboard Spiking, Ted Lasso, Timeoutception, #HeatCulture, Cryo Tanks, Dr. Pepper, Little Hawk, Lefto...

Ep. 97: Six Degrees Of Rajon Rondo 14.03.2022 56:02

Full Court Press: Dream Team Update, Brittney Griner Detained In Russia & The NY Liberty Plane Fiasco 3-on-3: The Three Greatest 0.4 Second And Under Buzzer Beaters & The Greatest Under 6’3 Posterizations In NBA History That Actually Happened: “I’m Trying, Jennifer”- The CJ McCollum Story And Also: Stu Bird, Bean Boots, Rice Rice, Michael Schubert Memorial Bathroom, Ergonomic Toilet Sea...

Ep. 96: We Don’t Need To See DJ Khaled 28.02.2022 1:03:52

Full Court Press: NBA All-Star Weekend & WNBA Free Agency That Actually Happened: The Extraordinary Life and Legacy of Lusia Harris, The Only Woman Ever Drafted In The NBA 3-on-3: The Three Most Even And Uneven Trades In NBA History And Also: Schubes Turns 30, Long Torsos, UNTUCKit, Shark Tank, Steak Buttons, Unbuttoned Button Downs, Epsom Salts, Sad Bang, Timbs, Elam Ending, Peloton Instruct...

Ep. 95: What A Day For Process Trusting (w/ Jody Avirgan) 14.02.2022 1:03:50

Full Court Press: An Absolutely WILD NBA Trade Deadline An Interview With: Jody Avirgan , podcast host, producer, editor (Radiotopia, ESPN, FiveThirtyEight, WNYC) And Also: “Grammatist”, Barb & Joel, Kings Reddit, Cash Considerations, Triumvirate, Embiid’s Funeral Tweet, Pick & Roll Mojo, Woj & Shams, Group Projects, Punisher Masks, Iso Ball, Stepback Threes, Wawa Vs Sheetz, #Tru...

Ep. 94: Something Being Difficult Has Never Really Stopped Me (w/ Chris Herring) 31.01.2022 1:03:48

Full Court Press: Grayson Allen is a Punk, James Harden is Grumpy, and Sue Bird Will Play One More Season! An Interview With: Chris Herring , Sports Illustrated Writer and Author of Blood In The Garden: The Flagrant History Of 1990s New York Knicks And Also: Vegemite, WNBA Hoodies, CAPS LOCK, Alex Caruso’s Shiny Head, Grumpy 32-Year-Olds, Schubes’ Inner Fanboy, LinkedIn, Spike Lee, Lakers Are Ol...

Ep. 93: Let’s Handle This Like Men…On Instagram 17.01.2022 59:42

Full Court Press: The Knicks Make A Trade, The Bulls Go On A Winning Stream And Devin Booker Beefs With A Raptor 3-on-3: The Three Best Second Round Draft Picks/Undrafted Players In NBA History That Actually Happened: The Chicago Bulls Saga Of The Three Alphas And Also: Saddles And Such, Hibiscus, The Tea Memorial Locker Room, Jansport Backpacks, Dancingly Yours, Basketballroom, Youppi, Safeway, S...

Ep. 92: How Many Cha’s Does A Person Need? 03.01.2022 55:17

Full Court Press: Omicron Hits The NBA & Replacement Players Get Their Chance That Actually Happened: Iman Shumpert Won Dancing With The Stars 3-on-3: The Three Best/Worst Performances By Basketball Players On Competition Reality Shows And Also: Canaries, Omarion, The Jersey Curse, PossiBULL, Kumquats, Jordan Day, Al G Rhythm, Funky Faces, Flat Tops, Industry Baby, Adam’s White Side, Gaston Bo...

Ep. 91: The Big Short(stop) w/ Alex Bazeley & Bobby Wagner 20.12.2021 1:06:11

Full Court Press: NBA Covid Issues, Trade Deadline Talk & Steph Curry’s Record Breaking Three (bang) An Interview With: Alex Bazeley and Bobby Wagner of Tipping Pitches And Also: Frankincense And Myrrh, Vaccination Hesitation, Boosty Boosts, The Impossible Vaccine, Sad Bird Noises, Very Special Boys, CBA ABC’s, Succession War Rooms, The Larry Bird Exception, Byzantine, Conglomerates, Salary F...

Ep. 90: Your Bang Genuinely Surprised Me 06.12.2021 48:10

Full Court Press: The Vomit Game, Dream Team Updates & Warriors/Suns Domination 3-on-3: The Three Least/Most Dramatic Kardashian/Jenner & NBA Player Relationships That Actually Happened: A College Basketball Team Played 3 On 5 And Almost Won And Also: The Circle of Patreon, Dr. Strangelove, Jomboy, Pretty Wobbly Character, Anthony Anderson, The Oubre Oeuvre, Ray J, PJ’s In PJ’s, Eggplant...

Ep. 89: I Am A 66.7% Shooter At Madison Square Garden 22.11.2021 1:02:11

Full Court Press: Phoenix Suns Owner Robert Sarver Is The Worst & The Staples Center Gets A New Name That Actually Happened: Adam Won A Skills Competition At Madison Square Garden 3-on-3: The Three Times Pickup Basketball Scuffles Were And Weren’t Schubes’ Fault And Also: DeBallZach, Mamawallop, Sexland, Ball & Cox, Apple Picking, Laura Dern, Doublemint Gum, Cricket, Schadenfreude, The Wi...

Ep. 88: You Work For ESPN. Do You Like Sports? (w/ Sarah Spain) 08.11.2021 1:02:30

Full Court Press: The NBA Health Insurance Fraud Scheme & Early Season NBA Action An Interview With: Sarah Spain - ESPN Television Personality/Radio Host, Journalist & Chicago Sports Fanatic And Also: Bing Bong, Disc Golf, NBA2K11, A Big Ole Plate Of Crow, Glue Gals, NBA Inside Stuff, Jerry Stackhouse’s Middle Finger, Reply Guys, WNBA Kicks & Fits, Lit Tailgates Sponsor: Takeline :...

Ep. 87: Let Me Explain Why You’re Wrong (2021-22 NBA Drama Draft) 25.10.2021 1:11:52

Full Court Press: The Chicago Sky Win The WNBA Finals & The NBA Season Begins The 2021- 2022 NBA Drama Draft: Kyrie Irving, Ben Simmons, and Much More And Also: Spiciness, Disc Golf Tournaments, IHOP Pancakes, Past Mike, Ted Lasso, Russell Westbrick, The Staten Island Nets, Shit Or Get Off The Pot Mode, Newdonis Haslem, Erick Dampier, Slidey Room, No Poisoning Allowed and @WhyHorseHoopsGotBann...

Ep. 86: Hold On To Your Bowler Hats! 11.10.2021 50:28

Full Court Press: The WNBA Playoffs & More NBA Vaccine Drama That Actually Happened: The Inspiring Story of High School Phenom Hansel Emmanuel 3-on-3: The Three Longest Games and Three Biggest Blowouts in NBA History And Also: Goat Tendencies, LeBron’s Hairline Doctor, Bath Salts, HelloFace, Apples and Washing Machines, Arm Motions, Beisbol, Obscure Relief Pitchers, HORSE Staples Vs. Horse S...

Ep. 85: I’m Very Excited To See How Spicy This Gets (with Tom Thakkar & Nate Fridson) 27.09.2021 1:04:37

Full Court Press: Vaccine Mandates & The Ongoing Ben Simmons Saga An Interview With: Comedians Tom Thakkar & Nate Fridson Give The Pacers/Pistons Fan Responses To Untold: Malice At The Palace And Also: J.Lo, Sister Schubert’s Dinner Rolls, Dr. Mamawala’s Soap, Slack DM’s, SATO STOP IT, Mincemeat, John Sal-leaf, TiVo, Facepaint Guy, Mr. Piston, Hat Boys, Talking Heads Music Videos, Pacers...