Adam Mamawala & Mike Schubert

HORSE

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The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs, dig into Internet drama, and have fun. New episodes every other Monday.

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Adam Mamawala & Mike Schubert

Episodes

Ep. 134: Dress Like You’re In *NSYNC 14.08.2023 1:05:18

Full Court Press: Liz Cambage Drama, WNBA Update, and Steph Curry Sings with Paramore 3-on-3: Adam’s Three Best & Three Favorite Basketball Movies That Actually Happened: A Deep Dive On Michael Jordan: Chaos In The Windy City Video Game And Also: “Toronno”, Cooqbooq, Notes App Apologies, Kinko’s, CandACE Parker, Carson Daly, Lionel Messi, Immaculate Grids, SNES, Roster Guard #99, Jichael Mo...

Ep. 133: The Mummified Remains of DeAndre Jordan w/ Sally Tamarkin 01.08.2023 1:09:53

Full Court Press: WNBA All-Star Weekend Recap An Interview With: Podcaster And 76ers Superfan Sally Tamarkin And Also: Chelsea & Kelsey, Joel Embiivalent, Tweets/X’s, That Old Chestnut, Grumbly Grumpy Boys, Swaggy P, Oversized Collars, Doc Rivers PhD, A Nucleus Of Chaos, Immaculate Vibes, Basketball Purgatory, Chicago-based Coffin, Hip Hop The Rabbit, Gritty, Vote Or Die, Ben Franklin Kite...

Ep. 132: I Will Be Obnoxious, But It Will Be Earned (NBQ&A) 17.07.2023 1:02:59

Full Court Press: Damian Lillard Wants Out & Wemby/Britney Spears Drama NBQ&A Spectacular: We Answer Your Bball (And Non-Bball) Questions And Also: ASMR, Tiny Testa, Oregon Trail, Normal People Sh*t, Cheesecake Factory Gift Cards, Dame Dollas, Slamson The Lion, SAT’s, Threads, The Cones of Dunshire Sponsor: Tab for a Cause : Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab....

Ep. 131: He’s Swimming On Cloud Moon! 03.07.2023 1:03:04

Full Court Press: Ja Morant Suspension, NBA Blockbuster Trades & NBA Draft An Interview With: Comedian and Denver Nuggets Superfan Thad B And Also: Muddled Fruit, Nerdy Conventions, XLNC, Baby Hands, Blazer Scuttlebutt, Spanish Question Marks, Anti-Pickleball Propaganda, University of Phoenix Online, Glue Guy, Bench Skittles, Sim Bhullar, Fireball Shooters, SWAT Tank, Jokić the Jockey Spon...

Ep. 130: Ogres are Like Onions, Jokić is Like A Quesarito 19.06.2023 1:05:00

Full Court Press: NBA Finals Recap, Chris Paul News & Sue Bird/Sylvia Fowles Jersey Retirements That Actually Happened: How Nikola Jokić Went From Chubby Teen To NBA Finals MVP 3-on-3: Six Great Moments From Sue Bird’s Retirement Speech And Also: Horsies, Vladimir Putin, Light The Jim Beam, OAN, I Think You Should Leave, Shrug Emoji Point Guard, Hip Rotation, High School Musical 3, Pickleb...

Ep. 129: If Jimmy Is a Bucket, Red Panda A BOWL w/ James Hamilton & Evan Hernandez 05.06.2023 1:02:38

Full Court Press: NBA Conference Finals Recap & WNBA Season Begins An NBA Finals Preview Interview With: Comedians Evan Hernandez (Amazon Prime) & James Hamilton (Emmy Award-Winning Writer) And Also: Celtics Group Chats, Android Penance, Naked Rachel, The Schubio, Trent Crimm, Tin Foil Hats, Post Game Ludacris Concerts, Fedora Night, SportsCenter Not Top 10, The Heatles, Starter Jackets, H...

Ep. 128: We Have To Vacuum It For Security Purposes 22.05.2023 1:00:45

Full Court Press: Las Vegas Aces/Ja Morant Drama, Spurs Get Wemby, and NBA Playoff Recap 3-on-3: The Three Best/Worst Post-NBA Overseas Careers That Actually Happened: NBA Draft Lottery Behind The Curtain And Also: WeWork Guitars, Man Date Mandates, Mini Fridges, Hard Propel, Mr. Shoe-bear, ATO Plays, Brian Windhorst, Scoops vs Scoot, Exhausted Jimmy Butler Meme, Marinated Herring, Chinese New...

Ep. 127: I’m A Flagrant Blue Collar Yeller 08.05.2023 59:39

Full Court Press: Embiid Wins MVP, Dillon Brooks Drama, and First Round Playoff Recap An Interview With: Former Fansided Writer & Under Cover Comic Director/Writer Bobby Friedman And Also: Playoff Jimmy, WGN Superstation, Petty Steph, No Touching, Rodney Dangerfield, Missy Elliott, Old Millennials, Cheugy Bron, World Star Hip Hop, Adam Sandler Hugs, Pastrami Sandwiches Sponsor - Shaker &am...

Ep. 126: I Will Schadenfreude All The Way Home 24.04.2023 1:09:15

Full Court Press: Draymond Stomping Chests & Miles Bridges Update NBA Drama Draft Reflections: How Did Our Preseason Predictions Hold Up? And Also: The Menu, Dunkin Donuts/Baskin Robbins, Tár, Long Island Iced Tea, Banana Stand, Super Mid, The Brunson Burner, Playoff Jimmy, Pop Rocks Sponsor: Tab for a Cause : Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit www.tabfor...

Ep. 125: How Do You Make Mason Jars AND Missiles?! 10.04.2023 1:04:30

Full Court Press: NBA Playoff Picture and the New Collective Bargaining Agreement That Actually Happened: Caitlin Clark Has Arrived 3-on-3: The Three Longest Playoff Droughts & Streaks That Were Snapped And Also: 21/22 Jump Street, ToronTo vs “Toronno”, The Lands of Ports, Basketball Jones, Ball Jars, Packaging And Aerospace, Small Town Cop Energy, The LeBron James Of Feet, Mopping, Beam Team...

Ep. 124: I Ate Marinated Herring In Denmark 27.03.2023 1:07:34

Full Court Press: Dillon Brooks Drama And Knicks/Bulls Updates 3-on-3: The Three Most Iconic Playing Through Injury Stories That Actually Happened: The Remarkable Life of Willis Reed And Also: Hergy Flergies, Swedish Chef, Mr. Bubbles, Mr. Bucket, Unreasonably Dangerous Choking Hazards, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Furby’s, Rock Em Sock Em Robots, Tourope, Sagacity, Danish Ads, Poisoned Pizza, The Herr...

Ep. 123: NBQ & Yay! To The Loser Goes The Victor (Wembanyama) 13.03.2023 1:02:05

Full Court Press: LeBron/LaMelo Injuries, Ja Morant Drama, and KD Makes His Suns Debut NBQ&A: Mike & Adam Answer Your Basketball Questions! And Also: 75 Couplets, Three Big Ones, Tab Monster Check, The Wide World Of Mamawala, 1099’s, Tennis Auditions, Big Baller Brand, Forrest Gump, A Little Stitious, ELAM Endings, Slamball, Trampoline Parks, KIDZ BOP, Pandora’s Box, Handball, Curling, Jo...

Ep. 122: Deb DOES Look Good In Teal w/ Jordan Ligons-Robinson 27.02.2023 1:08:49

Full Court Press: NBA All-Star Weekend Recap & Russell Westbrook Stays In LA An Interview With: HORSE’s Official WNBA Correspondent Jordan Ligons Robinson And Also: Pat Beverley, Frozen Envelope, Rizzo the Rat, Bang-a-lang-a-lang, Big Tree Fall Hard, Cash Considerations-Robinson, Pickleball, Philly Belles, Pregnant Rihanna, W2’s & 1099’s, Zip Folders, Fake Blue Check Marks, F**K KARL MALON...

Ep. 121: Scottie Pippen Has A Rectangular Head 13.02.2023 1:26:46

Full Court Press: Ja Morant Drama & NBA Trade Deadline Madness! An Interview With: Former SB Nation Knicks Beat Writer & Secret Base Creator Seth Rosenthal And Also: Rihanna, Hors D’Oeuvres, Airport Lounges, Stephanie Tanner, Cash Considerations, Raspberry Noise Trash, Real Housewives, Beeves, Last Week Tonight, Termeownator, MAHrris County, Posting And Toasting, SLC Dunk, Thal Is Life, Ro...

Ep. 120: It’s Really Hard To Get Drunk On 4% Alcohol Beer 30.01.2023 1:10:21

Full Court Press: NBA All-Star Game Draft, Dearica Hamby Drama, and WNBA Travel Update That Actually Happened: Adam Was In LA The Day Kobe Died 3-on-3: The Three Best NBA/WNBA Mom/Dad Strength Performances And Also: Big Poops, Fergie’s National Anthem, Slant Rhymes, Going Feral, Usain Bolt, CaliTOURnia, Schedule Send, Sioux Falls Skyforce, Legend Hamby-Camby Sponsor: BetterHelp : Get matched easil...

Ep. 119: The Name’s Bond, Zero Coupon Bond 16.01.2023 1:07:01

Full Court Press: Goodbye To FTX Arena, Dance Circle Drama, and Knicks/Bulls Check-in 3-on-3: LeBron’s 3 Biggest Sports & Non-Sports Related Lies That Actually Happened: A CBA (Continental Basketball Association) Deep Dive! And Also: New Teal, Chase Underulo, Tab Monsters, Bang Bros, Enron, Mr. Worldwide Arena, Rick Ross/Pears, Dance Circles, Beef Stroganoff, Yukon Cornelius, Horsemen, Krypton...

Ep. 118: Basketball’s a Cool Way To Look At Fun Charts w/ Ben Valenta & David Sikorjak 02.01.2023 1:08:16

Full Court Press: Miles Bridges Update, Kendrick Perkins/Serge Ibaka Beef & The Dunk Of The Year An Interview With: Authors of Fans Have More Friends , Ben Valenta and David Sikorjak And Also: Claymation Rudolph, Forearm Squeezer, The Katie Lowe Post, Diss Track Tweets, Weak Tie Interactions, Kirk Goldsberry’s Graphs Sponsor: Tab for a Cause : Raise money for charity every time you open a new...

Ep. 117: I Never Would Have Thought A Hyphen Would Be Honored 19.12.2022 1:05:45

Full Court Press: Brittney Griner’s Release, New NBA Player-Themed Awards & Suns/Pels Beef NBQ&A Holiday Spectacular: We Answer Your Questions! And Also: Twister, Curry In A Hurry, 50/40/90, French Pickup Leagues, Wingdings, Pentagons/Hexagons, Maurice Podoloff, “That Player”, Port Authority City Edition Jerseys, Beach Crabs vs BEACH Crabs, Medaling Adults, Magnanimous Boys, Turtlenecks,...

Ep. 116: Sir, This Is A Mirror From IKEA 05.12.2022 1:03:12

Full Court Press: Giannis Ladder Drama & Sacramento Lights The Beam That Actually Happened: The Time A Girls High School Basketball Team Won 100-0 3-on-3: The Three Coolest/Wackest NBA City Edition Jersey Press Releases And Also: The Amazing Race, Tasmanian Devil, Turnip Throwing, Yankee Swap/White Elephant, The Jim Beam/LL Beam, Sully, Airport Carpet Patterns, Dysentery, Dirt Nowitzki, Dec...

Ep. 115 : We Need Them To Go Full Fiesta 21.11.2022 56:22

Full Court Press: Brittney Griner Update, Brooklyn Gets A New Coach And The T-Wolves Play 4-On-5 3-on-3: The Three Best and Worst NBA City Edition Jerseys That Actually Happened: The Time Prince Rented Carlos Boozer’s House And Also: The The Angels Angels, Office Max, Dangling Participles, Covid Glowups, Magicians, Ed Hardy, Three Wolf Moon, Wonder Woman 1984, Starsky & Hutch, Mini Keyboards...

Ep. 114: Ossie Ossie Ossie! Oi Oi Oi! 07.11.2022 58:47

Full Court Press: Nets Drama (Kyrie/Nash/Udoka), Josh Primo & Early NBA Surprises That Actually Happened: The Son Of Russian Jewish Immigrants Hit The First Shot In NBA History 3-on-3: The Three Best/Worst NBA Interim Coaches And Also: Wild Cockatoos, Upside Down Audio, Australian Football, Bono, The Four Point Apology, Madame Tussauds, Wookieepedia, Croissants, Canadian Stadium Lore Spon...

Ep. 113: The 2022-2023 NBA Drama Draft 24.10.2022 1:09:34

It's the moooost wonderful tiiiime of the yeeeaaar. Full Court Press: The Punch Heard Round The World & Mike and Adam Discuss Their Bulls/Knicks Bets NBA Drama Draft: Russell Westbrook, Unrest In Phoenix, and Drama-Free Spurs And Also: Bully Haircuts, Big Bad Punch, McLovin, Salmon Dinners, Foot Massages, Supermax Money, RPS, The Phoenix Sunsettes, Bubble Murray, Lizzie McGuire, Quite Butt, T...

Ep. 112: How Do Your Insides Feel? 10.10.2022 1:10:35

Full Court Press: The Ime Udoka Firing, NBA Preseason/FIBA Women's, and VICTOR WEMBANYAMA 3-on-3: The Three Best And Worst Defunct NBA/WNBA Team Names That Actually Happened: Two Historic Games Happened on the Same Night in 2016 And Also: Aaron Judge Hits 62, Tommy Lasagna, MLB Lifetime Pass, Oofa Doofa, Basketball Body Lotion, Nutella, VCK!!!, Brooklyn Big Poppas, Drakens, Common Loons, Go-Go Da...

Ep. 111: It Has The Juice Is What I’m Told (w/ Aaron Edwards) 26.09.2022 1:15:02

Full Court Press: Robert Sarver Sucks & The Aces Win The WNBA Finals An Interview With: Aaron Edwards , Comedian, Writer and Phoenix Suns Podcaster And Also: Final Bosses, PhD Math Graduates, Big Tab Guys, Hillary Clinton, Smurf Turf, Eclipseseses, CONE!!!, Lady Grizzlies, Bear Concerns, This Ain’t It, Shit-Filled Shoes, Sadness Tacos Vs Celebration Tacos, 7 Seconds or Less, The Eddy Curry D...

Ep. 110: I Guess There’s No Wind Indoors 12.09.2022 1:10:09

Full Court Press: WNBA Playoffs Recap, Sue Bird Send-off, and Donovan Mitchell Trade That Actually Happened: Adam Attended His First WNBA Game! 3-on-3: The Three Shortest and Three Farthest NBA Franchise Relocations And Also: Mister Softee, Mise En Scène, Magic School Bus, Clean Shaven Adam, Bo Burnham, Berrrrng, Matt Bonner AKA Red Rocket, Manti Te’o, Savannah Bananas, Twerking, Gamecocks, Eye...