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Full Court Press: Jordan Ligons of The Ringer Talks the WNBA Playoffs and the Blazers clowning the Clippers That Actually Happened: From Tragedy to Triumph: The Gerald Green Story 3-on-3: The 3 Best and Worst Teams and Players Succeeding or Failing Under Specific Circumstances (It Will All Make Sense)  And Also: Hairline Doctors, Widow’s Peaks, Shey Peddy’s Revenge, Wayoff P, Terry Tate: Office Li...

Full Court Press: The Current Lay of the Land in the NBA Playoffs An Interview With: Gary Vider, Stand-Up Comic & Fake Sports Illustrated For Kids Reporter  And Also: Stacey King-isms, Horse Trains, Vitamix Blenders, Tacko Tall (Not Tacko Small), Committing To The Bit, Dishonest Mr. Miyagi, Richard Gere, Sports Illustrated For Tweens, Lying About Lying    Sponsor - Prediction Strike: Trade pla...

Full Court Press: Masai Ujiri’s Vindication and the Milwaukee Bucks Take a Stand (9:16) 3-on-3: 3 Terrible Games From Great Players and 3 Tremendous Games From “Eh” Players That Actually Happened: Roundball Rock: The GOAT of Songs  And Also: Walt's Silver Linings, Just Beans Baby, Kodak Moments, The Big Dipper, Triple Double Doubles, Backyard Baseball, Bodaciously Bonkers, Dave Bing, The John Will...

Full Court Press: Don’t Make Dame Lillard Angry and HORSE IN THE NEW YORK TIMES! That Actually Happened: The Time Two Dudes Traded NBA Franchises  3-on-3: The 3 Best Sober and The 3 Best Drunk Moments From NBA Championship Parades And Also: Suburbs Hit Different, President Face, Failure Happens, The Human Torch of Basketball, Ask Jeeves, Neopets, THE Colonel Sanders, “Fobey!”, Notorious JYB, Terri...

Full Court Press: Lou Williams: #WingGate & Who Is Jack Harlow? 3-on-3: Adam and Mike’s Three Most Treasured Basketball Items An Interview With: Reyan Ali, NBA Jam Aficionado and author of NBA Jam (the book)  And Also: Sabrina Ionescu Exists, Professional Vocal Cordist, Smaller Worse Chicken, A Bouncer of Two Kinds, Will Louiams, Roster Guard #99, Ironic Banquets, Laying and Decaying, A Bounce...

Full Court Press: The Danger of Fighting Racism With Racism and  Elena Della Donne Speaks Out 3-on-3: The Three Best and Worst NBA Stadium Foods That Actually Happened: The Curious Case of Ersan İlyasova And Also: Everything is Cake, Free Food is Good Food, The Room Where It Happens, Dollar Beer Night, Shelled Goopy Seafood Options, Pho Pas, Stinky Tofu, Bronuts, Divisive Vegetables, Frosted Tips,...

Full Court Press: The Bubble Isn't Looking Great, but Maya Moore's Activism Is 3-on-3: The Three Best Times a Teammate's Shoe was Lost and the Three best Times an Opponent's Shoe was Thrown  That Actually Happened: The Trials and Tribulations of Kermit Washington  And Also: Professional Talkers, Fancy Boy of a Son, The Never-Ending Pocket, Velocity and Ferocity, Tripping Random People, Herv Levin:...

Full Court Press: The NBA Releases Their Guidelines for the Disney Bubble and Kyrie Is Branded as a Radical 3-on-3: The Three Winners and Losers of the NBA by Super Smash Bros. Statistical Analysis That Actually Happened: Charles Barkley Said and Did Wild Things with the 1992 Dream Team in Barcelona  And Also: No Doubles Unless Adam Says It’s Ok, The Pects, Hey Lil Mama,  Look at My Boat, Sonic De...

Full Court Press: Jaylen Brown and NBA Players Used Their Platform to Promote Black Lives Matter and James Dolan Squashed Any Response from the Knicks 3-on-3 Draft: The Three Best NBA Moments Involving the Number 50 And Also: Basketball Bright Spots, Exabyte, HORSE BINGO, Will Ashley Judd Be There?, Eric Likes Math, Freelance Moves, Does Old Dr. J Yam It?, Scorey Brewer   Find Us Online - website:...

Full Court Press: Spencer Dinwiddie Had a Bananas BitCoin & GoFundMe Plan to Pick His Next Team That Actually Happened: There Was a 10-Part Documentary about Michael Jordan and the Bulls That Premiered on ESPN for Five Weeks in a Row And Also: Poop Pizzas, The Post Bitcoin Mention Era, The Search for Horace Grant, We Want Those Jackets, Summoning Exodia, The Worst Time for Cool Nicknames, The...

Live in LA: The Three Best Clipper Moments and the Three Roles for Former Laker Rick Fox That He Was Too Handsome and Thoughtful For Pod Star Weekend: The Best NBA Stories On Airplanes And Also: The Power of Chimes, SI SEÑORA, Doc Rivers’ Deal with the Devil, Adult Chickenpox, Betting Rolls Royces, Rocky V Convention, Kevin Garnett x DMX, Sue Bird DLC    Find Us Online - website:  horsehoops.com -...

Full Court Press: Jordan Ligons Tells Us About the Zoom WNBA Draft That Actually Happened Minis: Dennis Rodman Had Wild Hair and Michael Jordan Wouldn’t Pay to Go Into Dwyane Wade’s Draft Party That Actually Happened: Bootum’s Lowlights Videos Are Making NBA Fandom More Fun And Also: Milk Beef, Dennis Rodman’s Crop Circles, the Love Shack in Chicago, Q-List Celebrities, Bootum Ended the Warriors’...

Full Court Press: Kevin Garnett Hates Snake-Like People and NBA Players Streaming NBA2K Is Not Interesting 3-on-3 Draft: The Three Best Things We Wish We Could Watch NBA Players Do On TV That Actually Happened: The Museum of the City of New York Has an NYC Basketball Exhibit That You Need to Check Out (When Museums Are Open Again)  And Also: Vegetarian Lawyers, The Wizards Stealing Our IP, KG and...

Full Court Press: 76ers Owner Got Dragged on Twitter for Cutting Salaries and Joel Embiid Tweeted Hilariously About It That Actually Happened: The Tough Non-Basketball Times of Knicks Coach Jeff Van Gundy 3-on-3: The Three Best Quick Celebrations of 3-Pointers and the Three Best Longer Celebrations of 3-Pointers And Also: “Yes, Yes, Pretend Not to Know,” /r/NBA’s Meltdown, The NY Times Roast of JV...

Full Court Press: The NBA Is Suspended Because of COVID-19 (8:30) 3-on-3: The Three Shortest Coaching Tenures and Three Fun Facts About Short Coaches (23:13)  That Actually Happened: The OKC Thunder Put Visiting Teams Up in a Haunted Hotel  And Also: A Parody Shirt of Mike’s Favorite Team, Fuck Rudy Gobert, Skip Rabberhazer, Pool-Related Activities, Devil in the Oklahoma City, HORSE Is Spirits Now...

That Actually Happened: Larry Bird Won 3 Consecutive Three-Point Contests in the Most Larry Bird Way Possible 3-on-3: The Three Best Facts about the Musical Commissioned by Daryl Morey and the Three Pettiest Moments by Russell Westbrook From the 2016-2017 season (Live from Houston)  And Also: Larry Joins the Pantheon, Jay-son Kah-po-no, Bird & Schrempf: Solving Crimes, Kolachés, LMNOP, The Dru...

Full Court Press: Dame Lillard Fires Back at the Refs and a Wild WNBA Free Agency That Actually Happened: The Grateful Dead Sponsored the Lithuanian Olympic Basketball Team 3-on-3 Draft: The Three Best Western and Eastern Conference Basketball Pump-Up Songs And Also: #FuckCassidy, Plenty Money, Fuck the Ref’rees, Free & Grateful, Beckman Family Content, Hip 2 Clip, My Favorite Team: the GoalPo...

Full Court Press: Kobe Bryant, Gianna Bryant, and Seven Others Die in Helicopter Crash (5:06) That Actually Happened: LeBron James Stars in a  Horror Video Game Where He Gives You a Sprite Cranberry (17:10) 3-on-3: Three Best Commercials Featuring Older NBA Players and Three Best “This Is SportsCenter” Commercials  And Also: Burger King Games, Lakh'broan Jah'mes, No Hot Cousins, Get Out Sprinting,...

Full Court Press: A1 Beef Between Jimmy Butler & TJ Warren and Kendrick Perkins & Kevin Durant 3-on-3: The Three Most Ridiculous Injuries and The Three Most Ridiculous Injuries Sustained By Kevin Love That Actually Happened: In One Game, A Ballboy Was Fired By the Celtics and Hired By the Knicks as Their Good Luck Charm   And Also: Kentavious Caldwell-Poop, #Blessed Rachel Nichols, The Gre...

Full Court Press: Former NBA Commissioner and League Shaper David Stern Passed Away That Actually Happened: A College Player Was Catfished By an Entire Fanbase  3-on-3: The Three Coolest and Three Weirdest Foul Shot Rituals And Also: Our First AIM Screennames, Commissioner Elementary School Teachers, DEAR, Dr. Manhattan Watches the Knicks, Frownin’ Gabe, The Mike Checks Google Maps Segment, David...

Full Court Press: The G-League Comes to Mexico City and Kings and Bucks to Participate in Events at Prisons 3-on-3 Draft: Three Stories Expanded from Wacky Basketball Facts to Bounce Around and Three Fun Stories about Money That Actually Happened: Andrew Maraniss Wrote a Book About Hitler’s Germany, the first Olympic Basketball Game, and So Much More  And Also: The Mexico City Eagles, The Splash Z...

Full Court Press: The NBA Proposes a Mid-Season Tournament and Everyone’s Hating on James Harden 3-on-3: Three Rule Changes That Shaped the NBA and Three Rules We Can’t Believe Had to Be Rules  That Actually Happened: BrooklyKnight Was the Nets Mascot for a Terrifying Two Years  And Also: Bill Simmons Did Something Good, No Blood No Foul No Time Out, Mark-Steve, Sneaking Cliff Bars into a Music Fe...

Full Court Press: Melo Returns, The Knicks Can Only Beat The Mavs, and Michael Porter Jr Does Not Like Trae Young’s Hair That Actually Happened: The NBA Tried to Introduce a New Ball and Everyone Hated It 3-on-3: The Three Best and Three Worst Pre-Game Rituals And Also: #StayMel00, The Junkyard Dog of Podcasting, Nutmeg Is Just a Nut SZN, Swoopy Things, All Roads Lead Back to Pappadeaux, Mark Cuba...

Full Court Press: Joel Embiid and Karl-Anthony Towns Fought & Rising Stars Are Taking PEDs 3 on 3 Draft: The Three Best Basketball Equipment Failures  That Actually Happened: Ted Alexandro Tells Jokes About Basketball to Explain Real Life  And Also: Mike Has a Very Long Torso, Celine Dion, Putting Up Bricks in the 1950s, Umpire Ejections, Yakety Sax   Guest:  Ted Alexandro is a stand-up comedi...

Full Court Press: A Pro-Hong Kong Tweet Put the NBA and China at Odds That Actually Happened: The HORSE Boys Draft the Most Dramatic Teams of the ‘19-’20 Season And Also: The Knishioner, Adam Silver Had A Week, The Most Significant Drunk Tweet Ever, Shaq: the Perpetual MVP of HORSE, Timelord, Go New York Go New York Go, Tony Snell Helps the Community   Live Show: See HORSE open for Potterless Live...