Hitchhikers and Appetizers

Zandor is a muscled space barbarian and the ruler of the planet Quazar. He brings his hairy briefs to Booth 42 and tells us the secret to keeping his exposed physique well-oiled at all times.

Cally is from the planet Blutoe where they absorb energy from grass and most anything else they encounter.

Paula Henh is from the planet Carfax where cars have taken over the world and the human inhabitants all live in one big room.

Thanks to our advice, former mild-mannered repo man Ffeeee is now the God Emperor of Scranton II. He returns to Booth 42 with Squaggs Natu, the ambassador from Treedora, the first world he’s conquered in his quest to rule the universe.

The tiny Queen Oncona of Oncona establishes a principality in Booth 42 while being pursued by radical radishes.

Penhaligon Rutherfordium is from Planet Geminus II, where everyone has a twin. Her quest to differentiate herself from her own twin lead her to Milliways where she serves as the Chief Buyer of Produce, Protein and Spice.

Martia Larts pays us a return visit and as a special treat, he’s brought along his planet’s premiere entertainer, the renowned weight-guesser… Weigh Newton.

Bucket is from the planet Park where they enjoy chasing squirrels, sticking their heads out the window when they go for drives, and looking for the perfect stick to carry around in their mouths.

Millicent is THE NURSE and she stops by Booth 42 to give unsolicited but nonetheless charming health advice.

Jarblatt Cackle The Perfidious is small in size but not in self-importance. He’s the most divine figure from a planet where consuming is divine and being consumed is an honor.

Our series of behind-the-scenes interviews with Milliways employees continues with gift shop manager Yelraf Cram, who regales us with fascinating items for sale and the hilarious antics of Juiciano.

Delphine has been deposed from her high status of Prime Excelsior of Terratellis.

Biscuit is a three foot tall peace-loving Squidgeling from a planet of adorable war-loving squids.

Jude is an art thief from the planet PlanetSwitch and she can change her face whenever she wants, but she can’t predict the results.

Blammmo is more than Milliways’ head bathroom attendant, he’s also a hygiene expert and an encouraging voice in your time of need.

Yet another descendant of our prophet Zinn Skenektikus Gardeen drops by to let us know that his days as a prophet for us are over. Or at least that’s how he wants it to be.

Lizard lady Positivitus Rexus returns and this time she’s not alone…she’s brought her sister Snazz. Snazz previously left Trellis heart in hand and space dogs scattered about the space port floor but don’t worry, Trellis followed the 5 chronon rule and eventually ate them.

Quell is a very young multi-dimensional omnipotent being from the suburbs of the Universe and he’s on a field trip to Milliways. He’s also rapidly growing up and making the usual mistakes along the way… like being a fan of Horatio’s old band. Thank you to our guest R. Kevin Doyle Garcia for playing!

Sempronius Scoop is built and ripped, but he is a runt compared to others on his home planet of Balderon where exercise and fitness are compulsory. Thank you to our guest Roberto Lewis for playing!

Xela Compromise is a couples therapist from the planet Dualeepa where everyone is a meatbag blob and breakups can lead to unhappy couples being torn literally in twain. She lets us in on the three stages of therapy and joins us in endorsing Dulcet Lager. Thank you to our guest Alexandra Berg for playing!

Fleur Neur Meur is a translucent being from the planet JJ1132C and she’s in the cilantro business. Thank you to our guest Dawn McMillian for playing!

Professional host Luxor Granden drops by to tell us what it’s like to be the understudy for Milliways’ regular emcee.

TikiTuki and TukiTiki are from the planet Flulululuwatatapapa where the main activities are murdering to gain a name, dentistry, and sometimes knitting.

Ronald Leggins is a very lonely accountant who admires us very much…perhaps too much for the good of his personal safety.

Yeroc takes a break from serving diners at Milliways to sit down in Booth 42 for a chat.