Hitchhikers and Appetizers

God… you know, God… the almighty stops by to take various forms in our booth while at the same time taking no responsibility for the mess of things caused by the creation of the Universe.

Purity superfan Gene Otho tells us about his favorite parts of the Harmonophone and how he can make all your dreams come true when you’re dead.

Casecal Calcase from the planet Ballateen drops by Booth 42 between teaching classes on the culinary arts. He even tells us how he would prepare us as a multi-course meal. How delightful.

Trudith “Trudy” Frutti from the planet Nuisance Minor drops into Booth 42 to dole out unsolicited advice and tell us about her legions Societal Scout spies… They’re watching you.

Bounty hunter-spice trader-actor-singer Bart Haaahm aka The Haahmur returns to Booth 42 and he’s brought his acting coach Kristall Verado.

Carl The Living Planet is a planet with feelings. Lots of feelings. And Trellis manages to hurt all of them. Thank you to our guest Howard Johnson for playing!

Sin Ester of the evil planet Eval brings more than the whiff of sulfur and the stench of orphan tears to Booth 42, he also brings delightful conversation. Thank you to our guest Jarrett Lennon Kaufman for playing!

Ampersand is from the planet Bon Jovi where life is slippery when wet… and it’s always wet because it’s the waterslide capital of the universe.

Hankfully Yours from the magma planet Lavasa visits Booth 42 and we try to help him chill out.

Crom Bracho is from the frictionless planet Draidus Smoove where golf shoes with cleats are essential equipment.

X-AE A-12 is on a quest that will lead to the Sweet Release.

Sentinel 6 returns to Booth 42 and he’s not alone. In fact, he’s in the custody of his nemesis Seeker 7. Hitchhikers & Appetizers is now a part of Newsly. Get the Newsly app here and use the promo code: ZERS to get your first month FREE. https://newsly.me

Pippa McFiddlestix and Lyfthox Steppenflox are a couple of travel agents who might also be a couple if he ever pops the question. Hitchhikers & Appetizers is now a part of Newsly. Get the Newsly app here and use the promo code: ZERS to get your first month FREE. https://newsly.me

Audromitron Parsley of Heptra returns to Booth 42 and as a special treat, she’s brought her mother Passiva. Hitchhikers & Appetizers is now a part of Newsly. Get the Newsly app here and use the promo code: ZERS to get your first month FREE. https://newsly.me

Chet the space trucker stops by Miliways for a bite to eat and has a jaw with us about life on the intergalactic highways. Hitchhikers & Appetizers is now a part of Newsly. Get the Newsly app here and use the promo code: ZERS to get your first month FREE. https://newsly.me

In this very special episode, Trellis and Horatio’s mothers take over Booth 42 for some rather spirited insights into how your hosts became the beings they are today. Hitchhikers & Appetizers is now a part of Newsly. Get the Newsly app here and use the promo code: ZERS to get your first month FREE. https://newsly.me

Intergalactic morning zoo crew deejay Splat Foregone is back and joining him is his NEW boss JohnQuavius Dinglebottom. Hitchhikers & Appetizers is now a part of Newsly. Get the Newsly app here and use the promo code: ZERS to get your first month FREE. https://newsly.me

Nib is the secretary for the giant intergalactic warlord Mogoth whose goal is to destroy every precious moment. Hitchhikers & Appetizers is now a part of Newsly. Get the Newsly app here and use the promo code: ZERS to get your first month FREE. https://newsly.me

Glenda is from Lovezerp. It’s the second happiest planet in the universe and that’s probably because on Lovezerp, kindness makes plants grow money. Hitchhikers & Appetizers is now a part of Newsly. Get the Newsly app here and use the promo code: ZERS to get your first month FREE. https://newsly.me

Barf A La Mew & Mankerson Tryst are a couple who’ve worked through their differences and they’ve stopped by Booth 42 to promote their relationship book Waterbowls & Scratching Posts. Hitchhikers & Appetizers is now a part of Newsly. Get the Newsly app here and use the promo code: ZERS to get your first month FREE. https://newsly.me

he latest descendent of Zinn Skenekticus Gardeen, our prophet from the future where we’re worshipped as gods, returns blah blah blah, but the real attraction here is that he’s brought his previously unknown roommate Alan Bullion with him and Alan is so cool. So cool.

Intergalactic cab driver Barry Steeplechase kills some time in Booth 42 while he waits for his fare to use the restroom.

Snookapooka is a Dram from the planet Momo where she leads a coalition dedicated to preventing pets from having to take on the responsibilities of being pet owner and heps us to the nuances involved in shoo shoo communication.

Rosa 1stInSpace is from the planet File X where they are first in everything always and forever.

Peter, the best of Milliways’ managers, stops by Booth 42 to make sure we’re enjoying our dining experience. He also teaches us about the secrets hidden by the kitchen’s swinging doors.