Hitchhikers and Appetizers

Due to a lack of interested guests, your hosts Trellis Gardeen and Horatio Zinn interview each other. We loved playing with ourselves!!! (Hosts: Mike Gorgone and Bran Peacock)

Milliways’ chief valet Siobhanus O’Roo parks herself in Booth 42 and shares tales of the emotional connection she has with vehicles of all kinds, particularly those under her care.

Klaxon Gazondaberg and Arko Mux of the planet Glastonapalooza drop by Booth 42 to hep us see what life is like on a planet that’s one large music festival.

Fub is from the planet Kritical VIII where everyone is a critic. Find out what rating he gives Trellis and Horatio and the show. Trellis and Horatio, never ones to concern themselves with math, give their ratings too!

Milliways' Head Chef Beth stops by Booth 42 to talk about the lobbing off of heads and if...IF she were to cook Trellis & Horatio what would be the optimal way to prepare them.

Muon and Eric are two balls of energy in an infinitely long term orbital relationship. If the word “Belgium” offends you (as it should) this episode will burn up all of your hearing holes.

The current descendent of our prophet Zinn Skenektikus Gardeen visits Booth 42 with an update on life in the future universe where your not at all humble hosts are worshipped as gods.

Mot is from the planet Opposite where of course they do everything the opposite way… except when they don’t.

Moon Roxy comes to Booth 42 in search of at least two more hearts for her collection.

Asper Aimsley is from the planet Pernot 17 where failure is celebrated, improvement is regulated, and planning for Pernot 18 has been in committee for decades.

In this episode, a workshop facilitator named “….” comes to us from The Planet Formerly Known As, bringing with her literal winds of change and leaks of ideation.

Debbie is an Ambassador For Tourism from the planet Pantria, where they have everything anybody could want and as far as you know, they don’t eat tourists.

Malexia Montgomery (aka 1738) is from the very exclusive planet Luxuria, where she writes, edits, and publishes her own extremely successful magazine.

The renowned and prolific multiversal space poet Pankran Kelton graces us with his vitality and verses.

Our guest Mignon brings with her more than tolerable information about her home planet’s dairy industry and why all the boys need to be in the yard at milking time.

Morning zoo crew DJ Splat Fourgone takes a break from pranking unwary listeners in order to tell us about advanced fart machine technology and fear calories.

Uncle Tammy takes a break from her bus-driving duties to exchange bawdy banter and reminisce with her old friends Trellis and Horatio.

Simulon Webcracks is a writer from a planet of writers who brings news of his planet’s literary festival to booth 42. Trellis is uncomfortable to learn that one of his ex-wives has written a novel that features a fictionalized version of himself.

Tresemmina is lead ambassador of the fourth quadrant and a galactic cosmetologist who specializes in hair, fur, feathers, exoskeletons, and tentacles.

YouMe WhatThen is from the planet Who What Then, a world where entropy is an aphrodisiac and fun is historically viewed as the opposite of entropy.

Chackbox Diddlebrain is a stray thought collector from the planet Corosica where frivolous thoughts are in short supply. Fortuitously, Trellis and Horatio have plenty to spare.

Zinn Skenektikus Gardeen The 6000th sort of returns from the future to update us on what’s happening in the civilization that arises after this universe ends… a civilization where your not so humble hosts are worshipped as gods.

We attempt to match wits with an all-knowing being named Thomas The Eternal who can manipulate time and space.

Brushy is from a planet where most anything they paint becomes real.

FeFeelya Monk comes from the planet Hylonimo where everyone literally wears their emotions on their sleeves.