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We learn about a man who wonders if the internet has ruined him for dating, meet a woman who does NOT get what she ordered off Amazon and we learn all about the ancient art of the cuckhold.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What happens if you find yourself getting a happy ending you didn't order? How do you take a "sexcation" on a budget? How often and why are women faking it? And we meet the most humble braggart of all time.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Believe it or not, women only want 5 things form you! We update the classic "love languages, meet a guy who is running for "worst plane passenger ever" and a guy who is still running....for office.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn about a man with a very embarrassing allergy, find out how you can last longer than the American average of 5:24 seconds, a woman's dog finds a terrible toy and we're getting government sex tapes now! Sorry for the upload delay....forgot to hit "publish" before we left yesterday.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn a whole ton of new ways to do the foreplay ladies seem to love so much, learn how to take your best "pic," there is a new terrible toy on the market and we need a sad old man who just wants you to leave his yard alone! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn 5 easy ways to build your own sex toy, whcih piece of jewelry men should avoid, meet ANOTHER person using vibrators to cheat and a fella has a sex dungeon.....for real dolls.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn 7 easy ways to improve your sex life, meet a woman who rates dongs for a living, learn why sleeping in the same bed as your dog could send you to the ER (it's a long shot, but still) and the worst/best snack of all time! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Scientists actually sat down and tried to figure out the origins and makeup of one of nature's most mysterious substances, we learn how NOT to blow your chance at a threesome, the foods that are killing you in the bedroom and apparently chess is way more serious than we thought! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn how our ladies can get revved up for us more often, learn how much our parts go for on the black market, find which celebrity got so carried away in the bedroom she had to go to the ER and hear about a disturbing smuggling ring... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn a sure sign you're likely to cheat on your spouse (or they're about to cheat on you) little lies you'll never tell a loved one but will tell a stranger and a woman is making some new jewelry that we can't believe even one person asks for... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We find the 14 best new apps if you want to get "into the lifestyle," how to keep kids from ruining what's happening in your bedroom and we meet a Mom and daughter that are way too close! Last podcast of August! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn an INCORRECT way to tell your man he's going to be a Dad, we learn about what splitting chores can do for your sex life and 5 not so hilarious reasons you're not getting it up.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn the behaviors of healthy men (spoiler alert: bad news for all of us) learn how to prep for a successful first date and we meet a man who will never again say "No, water is fine." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After a small chronic break we get back to 'casting! We find out things to look out for when it comes to rubbers, meet a guy who keeps his drinkware in an odd spot, brush up on our relationship vocabulary and meet a very bad teammate.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn about heteroflexibility, meet a woman hell bend on revenge on her ex and create perhaps the most unflattering nickname for a part of the female anatomy ever.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One man learns about physics the hard and most embarrassing way he can, we find out how a couple makes $90K a month on OnlyFans and learn how much sexually assaulting a household appliance will run you. Classy way to ring in another hundred episodes! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn exactly how to ensure you get a second date, how to prepare your abode in case she comes back to your place and we learn all about a bizarre new trend in women's fragrance lol See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn what red flags women look for, meet a guy who has 1/1 rare disease, a man who probably can't ever enter a Starbucks again and one guy who kept one spreadsheet too many.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn all about what the female orgasm feels like, how to spot it in the wild and how it may be genetic! Plus another lunatic is marrying an inanimate object.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn all about how to find a "Unicorn" and a friendly reminder about "Summer Dick" and advice if you're traveling for the World Cup! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here we are, our fourth live podcast to celebrate 12 years as a show/HR liability.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn how to properly dirty talk, properly play with boobs, find out a new "lifestyle" we're definitely not down with, meet a Florida man with a very unfortunate last name and a woman is in jail for her use of AirTags See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We meet ANOTHER woman in love with her toy plane, find out some bedroom requests are better left unspoken and a truly terrible dude rounds out the Worst Person In The World.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn 7 fun facts about female fun times, meet two people who need to be brought to justice over the way they deal with poo, and we'll relive the horrors of puberty! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We find out why you shouldn't play Truth or Dare as an adult, hear the worst things to happen to people on a first date and two men tie for Worst Person On The Planet. Why is it always the night manager?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.