Here's Your Freakin' Podcast

We meet a throuple, and we meet whatever you would call two couples in one relationship, hear all about realtors with their work cut out for them by pervy homeowners, find out where we can go for sexting and meet a man who is stronger than we would be.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We'll meet a German "couple" who probably should've just stayed quiet, a man who made $7000 the hardest way, and a man who took his shirt from Dave & Barry's literally.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We meet a woman with a helluva peanut allergy and unlock the 12 secrets to helping your woman "achieve." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn exactly where American men fall on the only power ranking that really matters and then enjoy a seemingly endless parade of dudes who can't stop putting things where they don't belong! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We meet a woman who has the grossest revenge ever, find out how to keep our men from straying, a 30 day plan to spice up your love life and we meet a guy who needs to practice some SERIOUS personal grooming.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We find out just how close we are to having sex robots, meet a fella probably on every no-fly list there is and we meet the World's worst gynecologist.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn about a new exciting kind of meditation, find out what our sex dreams mean and we get to the bottom of "What sex act is more popular than Twitter?" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn all about how to boost the size and effectiveness of your manhood! Plus a couple of stories of women who have odd ways of storing their glassware.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We meet a Mom who wants to embarrass her son to death, a man who has to move out of his neighborhood, find out how NOT to celebrate a friend's birthday and what do with that pesky afterbirth.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn all about condom myths, nobody cares about the load you're haulin, meet a woman who is all about the friendly skies and yet another phantom pooper is out there and still on the loose! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We sit down with our most "sexually enlightened" frequent texter Dirty Old Fat Kid to learn the ins, out and in and outs of The Lifestyle. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn the ins and outs of the fine art of the spit roast, just mow many people, all genders, want a threesome and meet an Olympian who had a rough, chilly go of things in Beijing! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Another round of rejected license plate, this time from Florida! We learn how men expanded their sexual horizons amid the pandemic, meet a guy who expanded his a bit too far and we meet a big fat sad liar from Las Vegas,  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn how to jazz things up for next Monday's big day, learn exactly what size makes the man, a frequent texter tells us of a secret fetish world and we meet a woman with a nifty tattoo.....that she should've totally kept quiet about.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn what to sell if your kids REALLY want to raise money for sports, spot an easy way to know if she might be faking it, find out bloodplay is a thing and the worst person in the World is a whole group of people! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn how to protect yourself when you're doing "questionable browsing," meet a woman making almost 6 figures a month on OnlyFans, how to vet a boudoir photographer, and somehow a woman taking Nazi pics isn't the worst person in the World.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn more about a fetish we thought we knew everything about, , learn what NOT to do with spray insulation and learn just how hard it must be being Drake! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn the ins and outs of role playing, why we DON'T bring it up and how we possibly could. We hear about a horrifying celebrity injury and meet the World's Most Savage Mom.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Totally secure in your relationship? Buckle up, you're about to hit some bumpy terrain! What were the weirdest things pulled out of us in 2021, we get a legendary John Madden quote and learn about a Texas man who is REALLY into chicken.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here it is, the 2021 finale of Here's Your Freakin' Podcast! Thank YOU for all the listens, downloads and shares for this year! We'll be back with a new episode January 5th!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn some of the riskiest places people are getting it on, find out where to see ground breaking sex in movies (we learn about a must-see Cameron Diaz role!) meet a WWII enthusiast who needs to tone it down and meet Italy's worst gynecologist, mamma mia! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We run down a list of bedroom must-haves, learn what "hot-wifing" is, find out just how porno has lied to us all these years and meet a Russian cannibal!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well, we have bad news if you're a smaller man but we do find out if there is help out there! We also learn about a horrendous fetish we wish we could unhear about and meet a man who got too revved up at a Walmart! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Listened to last week's podcast, followed the advice and having problems? We'll find out how to undo last week's porno suggestion. We dig into things we didn't know people thought were fetishes and meet a guy who won't be flying the friendly skies for 40-60 months.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn the top 5 things men are fantasizing about, hear two words we cannot unhear, meet a horrid woman on OnlyFans and tips and tricks to spice up your next "movie" night  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.