Here's Your Freakin' Podcast

We learn all about Foreign Body Syndrome and how long it's actually been around. Find out about some awful things your boys can do on their own, and a smash cake is ruined!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn about a bizarre new fetish, learn some more ways to not sound like a knob while you're dirty talking, how to create the illusion of a massive unit and meet a man who takes his thing for feet way, way too far.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Recorded live Friday May 5 2023. Enjoy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn all about the Space Sex Race, hear about a terrible injury Channing Tatum suffered, and a woman has a REALLY REALLY REEEEEALLY great time at the symphony See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn 4 myths about the most mythical myth and then myths about the not so mythical and we meet a man who cannot resist himself! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn about The World's Most Dangerous Sex Position (almost everyone has done it) we learn all about ethical porn, meet a guy who WAS going to be the Worst Person In The World until he was beat out by a woman at the last minute who takes the crown on being diabolical.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn just how many fellas out there are putting on a big show in the bedroom, meet a guy who will never let us look at the humble toaster strudel the same way again, and a lady who's drunk evening of adult fun came back to bite her years later. Hard.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tired of trying to turn her on and either having your efforts fall flat or things cool down before they even heat up? Bro, you've been doing it all wrong! We also learn about a sex club that won't let either of us in and meet a guy who desperately needs to look on Amazon.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn several ways to deal with a problem only men suffer in the morning, hear some truly awful first date ideas and why you should stop what you're doing and go kick your grandparents off social media.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn alllllllll about what the college kids are doing with their bodies these days, find out there are Anti-masturbation Groups out there and meet a guy who hates the elderly! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn how many times a man must "purge the poison" for optimal health, find out the benefits of going to the gym with your BAE, meet another lunatic in love with a plane and hear about a great petty throwback crime! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bro. What can we possible say about an episode with this title? For real.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn all about the global length rankings and where we fall, find out the last 30 years have been dang good to the fellas, learn what the protocol is if you're walked in on all by yourself and how you can INSTANTLY be a better lover.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We break down the dos and absolutely-do-nots of handling a set of breasts, have some laugh at exotic car guys' expense and we find out about a man who picked the wrong career to chase.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We meet a brazen sex toy thief, find out how to add some spice to your Valentine's Day, learn a man out there is missing his bits and we hear the tall tale of a man named Coke Can Greg.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We finish off January with a whole host of new fetishes, including a few we've never even heard about, hear of a horrifying Amazon mix up, find some new Valentine's Day merch at Goop and find out ways of dealing with sexual frustration! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We find out all about "Winter Penis" and what it means for you, hear about some great kinks and why you might be into them and please, just leave your crack pipe at home or in the car.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We finally get a moment to talk about "that" police department in Tennessee, learn about an ancient celebration, how Bryan Cranston lost his v-card and we meet a guy named Troy....who is on his way to Hell.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Last week we heard about all the wild things fellas lost inside themselves last year, this week we find out what the ladies are hiding! Also, some great ways to get your partner in the mood and maybe dig a bit and find out what kind of secret dirty stuff they're into! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

First episode of a brand new year! We'll find out what we were looking for last year as far as online filth goes, we'll learn what the ladies were interested in and what we lost....in some very tight spaces! Happy 2023 yo! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn how to properly dirty talk, how not to properly dirty talk and we clear out all the last Worst People In The World we have in the tank! Thanks for listening this year everybody! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everyone is into at least one of the 9 major sexual taboos....take a trip with us and find out which one or ones you are into! We also learn how to start a sext conversation and things a woman won't do until she is a girlfriend! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

...or whatever the Daft Punk song is called. We learn how to turn your dong into a World Class Athlete! We also meet a lady who disappoints Jason Lee. Enjoy the last 'cast of November! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We find out what annoys women about having sex with you, why we may be facing a sperm shortage, what the fine line is between a kink and a fetish. And we meet Ed Dare.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We find out from a surgeon why you should NEVER try making yourself a bigger man, man. We meet the best OnlyFans fan there probably is and if you remember our infamous tweezer episode a couple years back....proceed with caution. We have a contender to unseat the champ.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.