Here's Your Freakin' Podcast

We find out all about how you can introduce sex toys into the bedroom and then find out how those very toys can give you the diabetes! We learn how to conduct a seduction interview (or how to know you're being given one) and maybe we should all go work at Taco Bell! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn the best new sexting apps to get your groove on, meet a man who hates opossums, meet a woman who is frankly, twice the woman other women are and a story you'll LOVE to share around your Thanksgiving table! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn all the ways (and there are a ton of them) we're ruining foreplay, we meet an insatiable Florida woman who doesn't care if you're watching and how to ruin checking an item off your bucket list.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We meet a Door Dasher who is looking for work for a gross reason, find out which porn plots are played out and a Worst Person who may take the cake as our worst ever.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn the dos and the do nots of getting it on in public, we meet a man with very specific requests of his prosties and a woman with VERY discerning tastes! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn what one dreaded word can help fix your sex-frequency issues, we learn how long it should last each time you enter the ring, try and fail at some math involving an ancient prosty and a man behaves poorly at a brewery.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn about a terrible pastor, an even worse morgue employee, how to recognize signs your man is cheating and/or ways to cover your tracks if you're a guy!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn how exactly you go about getting what you want in the bedroom but we also realize it may come with a heavy, heavy, large and fast price.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back in the friendly confines of the studio! We talk about just how exactly you measure yourself as a man, how to tell if a condom is bad, learn what NOT to do in bed and meet a man who is too old to be carrying on Florida-style! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live inside Stan's Room at Piere's. Performances from The Hu, Asking Alexandria and we meet Cheese Factory Pervert and his wife. And his girlfriend.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bruh. We learn what vabbing is. You can probably take a guess by reading this and get close. We learn about a new ED medicine that could get your Spidey-sense tingling and a bizarre couple has an even bizarrer (not a word?) collection! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We get a whole list of erotic movies on Netflix that can be training wheels for you and your spouse to get into porno. In the bedroom...what are you supposed to do with your hands? We never even thought about it until today and now we're self conscious. And we find out what can happen when you kick the pernooooo See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We find out some great ways to rope your phone into the bedroom game, find out exactly how many people are losing something inside themselves, and more ways to initiate a threesome even though we sort of feel like if it hasn't happened yet it won't,  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We take a trip down memory lane and remember Sex Ed class and all the things they forgot to mention, we have some new signs you may have just met a swinger and meet a couple who didn't pay attention in Sex Ed. At. All. Like even a little bit.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn the questions you can ask to open the door to a better sex life, how you can increase the sex if you're single, find out what goth girls in the UK are up to and perverts man...they ruin everything! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bam, 350 episodes of this inter-office award winning podcast! We learn all about the dong. How to care for it, practice with it, master it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn what women will admit to fantasizing about (keyword: admit), what we think about most during sex, meet a couple very "interesting people" at the end of the podcast.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn why this can still be your "Rat Girl Summer," learn how to react if a partner's fantasy is way over your line, where your best odds are to meet someone this month and meet the dumbest man alive.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn what Margot Robbie's favorite drink is, 3 ways you can almost guarantee great sex, what to do if you're peeing too often and we meet an Illinois barnyard pervert.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We meet a guy who had an odd worry after a Devil's Threesome, meet a guy who brings his IBS to an overnight stay, learn skinny dipping etiquette and a new way to smuggle contraband!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn about a horrifying way more dudes are "growing," find out classy ways to ask for nudes, learn exactly 50% of people are just animals in the bathroom and AI is coming to solo fun! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn a ton of new ways to walk that tightrope between going too often and not enough, refresh the list of where the longest men live and find out where the top-heavy ladies dwell and we meet a guy who could learn a thing or two about timing a breakup! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn about how hard it is to be livin large, 16 ways you can turn yourself from a sprinter to a World-class marathon runner and how you can wriggle your way into the perno-biz See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn the secret diet to increase your (and her) desire in the bedroom, learn the 5 things that may be killing your performance, find out how much time is too much to be doin' it and we learn what styles are in these days for men's grooming.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn just how many of us are heading to funerals looking to bang, how few young people are out there getting any, find out some staggering stats on a novelty men's aid and meet some kids in New York that are just scumbags.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.