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We meet a young lady who lost something very important, find out why women are either colder than the Acrtic Circle or hotter than Hades and we find out just how many people wanted the F word in their business name lol

Holy cow, we're glad someone told us we would have totally missed out! It's the Summer of the Threesome....for some of us. We also catch up with a previous episode star and learn all aboput fecal transplants and it there is a connection between guns and your manhood!

We learn how to hide your gold, the history of the single most offensive language in the English language, a lady gets possibly ended by a Texas gator and we learn all about ghost poops!!!

Are you a kinky person? Are you REALLY though? We break down what it means and if you are. Real sex workers are peeved at the fake sex workers and the ins and the outs of shower sex!

We learn about a horrifying condition, an even more horrible condition, meet a man who's wife lets him have 35 girlfriends and an Italian fella misreads the directions at the gas pump

We learn all the ins and outs (mainly ins) of micropenis, we catch up with a couple who have made the podcast before, find out what your morning wood says about you and hear a story about a sex toy assault. 

We learn about a "revolutionary" new condom, find out that being hung like an elephant may not be as great as it sounds, learn all about how horrifying it it to be constantly aroused, sexsomnia and we meet Paul. Paul, has it all. 

We learn about a terrifying new rejuvenation technique, find out how you can get ore out of your next trip downtown, learn about iPhone Finger and meet a couple ladies who banked on Spring Break!

We learn everyday kitchen utensils you can use (and promptly wash VERY well) in bedroom horeplay, we meet a man who had 12 too many surgeries on his junk and we learn why she may be bored with you in the sack!

We learn how dudes rated their sexual fantasies after they got a crack at the plate, we find out where the big hawgs reside and the downsides of penis ownership. We also meet a young fella who just can't get enough of his town's public park system! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Worried about how you're doing? You're not alone! We also learn about the sexual situations that may arise that would make us anxious and we meet a guy who has an odd way of picking people up at the beach! We also learn all about GOONING See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn all about the Swedish Sex Olympics! Where they're held, how they work and how you win. We also meet our nation's contestant and then we learn about the ideal person to cheat on your spouse with. You may know him or her...it's THAT specific.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Having trouble with a low libido? We have loads of easy things you can do, according to experts, to maybe get some of that pop back in your love life. We meet another woman raking in loads of cash selling...jars of herself.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Every dreamt of reclaiming your youthful ability to enjoy maybe more than one round? We give you your best shots are rewinding the clock. We meet a woman who covered her tracks after a heinous bedroom act and one of us learns about a new sex toy. Guess who? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn about the fascinating things scientists are growing in labs these days, meet a handful of old men who have fallen hilariously far from Jesus and learn all about sounding. AND WHY YOU SHOULD NOT DO IT.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We find out all about the No Fap community, learn some of the roadblocks that could be keeping you from the bedroom and learn what body parts of men women love the most. And no...it is not even on the list.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn about the World's Most Wanted panty thief, a terrible misuse of Kinder Eggs, find out how we can fund America's prisons (the ladies ones, lol) and find out how to work the puzzle pieces should the impossible ever happen to you See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We explore 15 GUARANTEED ways to get her to the finish line. They're guaranteed!!!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We take a pretty in depth quiz and find out just what kind of fetishes and kinks we know about. Feel free to play along!!!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn all the many ways you can finally last longer, or at least a bit longer, in the bedroom, meet an insane doctor who has insane patients and leads us to an even more insane chef and we find out what cities are this country's secret sexiest! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We wrap up our riveting series "What Was Pulled Out of Us in 2023" with a laundry list of items for everyone and a list of dude only finds! We also find out FIVE states have a worrisome loophole in their criminal codes... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back for 2024! We meet a couple who shares one simple tick to achieving marital bliss, find out what $5K gets you on Tinder and meet a woman who has tripled her OF earnings thanks to one small, dedicated group of "those guys" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We finish the story by meeting a guy who is playing it cooler than any of could ever dream of, and finish off the year with a couple fanny stories! Thanks for listening to the podcast this year we sincerely appreciate everyone who pressed play in 2023! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's been a while but we finally tracked down Mr. Skin to rundown 2023 in Nudity! Missed this dude! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn about a genius new place to find a date, find out exactly what women look for in a decent dong and what is the saddest fap you've ever had? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.