Here's Your Freakin' Podcast

What is screwing up your dating profile? Who is ruining your sex life? Why aren't you getting laid when you go back home over the holidays? Welp, turns out the problem could be reading this right now. 

Why do guys like being called "Daddy?" There are piles of reasons it turns out! We also meet a woman doing wild things with insects and a panty thief uses his panties....as you would expect him to...

We learn we're about to enter a terrifying season for men, find out the approval ratings for the threesome from people who have actually been there and we meet two gents whose careers in law enforcement have ended in the saddest pervy way possible.

A woman's OnlyFans is so spicy she gets booted from a continent, we learn about a fella who finds out the hard way you shouldn't bang the wives of an entire town and a woman has pain down there....for 18 years before they get to the "bottom" of it!

We learn that there is an insane sex act for every stae in the union! We sloe find out the hottest new apps to use if you're looking to hook up and what specific tastes each one are for!

A special bonus podcast! If you missed it, here are our annual scary stories......as a podcast!

Are you so freaky you need a non-disclosure agreement? We learn all about when you would need one., we meet a lady that "arrives" 50 times a day and learn the shocking sort of cool new way everyone is getting throat ailments!

We meet the episode's namesake, find out just how different sex was 100 years ago and we find out why all public toilets have that cutout at the front. And it is gross as Hell. 

We learn about the differences between physical and emotional cheating, how many of us haven't had "good sex" in a while and how to maybe change that, find out about a deadly new Florida bug and meet a man who just could not hold it any longer. 

We find out how to navigate your way into a threesome. And yes, it sounds nearly impossible. We find out how to really reach across the political aisle and a judge decides sex offenders CAN participate in Halloween festivities. 

We learn (yet again) why you shouldn't put drinkware inside yourself, how to navigate that first time with a new partner, who the foot people actually are and we find out that pumps for genltmen are still a very real thing!

We learn about all the garbage you put in your body that is crippling you in the bedroom (it's all the good stuff!) find out how to low-key introduce some kinks to your relationship, what to do if you're both cheating and the worst car giveaway we have ever heard of!

We learn the ins and outs of hook up culture in 2024, meet a guy who is turning to bone and we find out from a guy who lost his....what it's like living without it. 

We learn what the average woman considers to be a decent size for the fellas and we learn what the actual average size is. We hear from several woman what they prefer and then get sad. And a saga of why we all don't wear unisex clothes. 

We learn there actually is a proper way to "do your paperwork!" How do you approach things if one person in a relationship is vanilla and the other is not? And we meet a guy who really takes being off the clock seriously

We're about to save you potentially thousands of dollars on sex therapy with stuff every sex therapist desperately wants you to know, we meet a man who ends up paying for sex from his own wife and we check back in with Mr. Big

Recorded live at The Five Star Divebar in Elkhart! Our fifth live podcast includes hilarity (we hope) a special appearance from Dirty Old Fat Kid, "Are You Smarter Than A Pervert?" and our take on the SNL Weekend Update joke swap..

We learn the fine art of sneaking in sex when you're not home alone, how important girth actually is and how kinky are you really? We even have a scientific test to find out!

We learn a ton of things every man needs to know by the age of 30 (sex things), learn how we can train for marathon sex and meet a man who treats his body like a shopping cart. 

We did it, 8 years of podcasting! Our grandfathers would be so proud of us! Sincerely, thanks to every single on of you who have ever hit "play."

We learn about a new kink that frankly sounds like something we'd all be in to, why men will never rival women's pleasin' skills in the bedroom and we meet a couple of people having rough starts to their week!

We learn the many, many things you should never do with "it," how to behave yourself whether getting a lapdance or getting down on a movie set, meet some insatiable public perverts and a horrifying way one couple enjoys their margaritas!

We find out some super deep questions to pull out of the bag next time there is a lull in the conversation, meet an Aussie who makes a severe mistake with Nair and we....we meet Slave Dave. 

Today we learn the proper way to protest something you don't like, whether or not we have another Hot Girl Summer on tap, we also learn where we can go for a sex heavy vacation (spoiler alert: we cannot afford it)

We learn all about a woman who is disturbed by her boyfriend's bizarre fetish, hot to have sex in public "ethically," a horrid cancer and it's horrid treatment options and we learn all about the ins and out (and ins and outs) of "Hot Wifing."