Here's Your Freakin' Podcast

We take a massive test to find out if we're good guys or no, find out which states go hardest thirsting on OnlyFans and learn how single people are comingling these days…

We learn a ton of new stuff from Urban Dictionary, find out about why we shouldn't take drugs we buy off porno sites and  answer a few questions the ladies have about the gentlemen…..

As you can probably tell from the title, these GLP1s have a wild effect on the fellas, we learn the top ten apps that'll get all that new dong laid and circle back around on a guy that screws pool floats lol

We learn about the two types of simp you can be, find out what Bonnie Blue is up to next and we got booted to a spare studio so things got off to a janky start

We find out how to tell whether you have a girl down for a threesome or not, how to see if she may be down for some deviant behavior and a little PSA about a male-exclusive Summer condition to be aware of!

Women have loads of questions about how it hangs. How it works. How do you sit on it? We answer all of them. You'll never look at the sheds at Lowes the same way again after one police bust!

We hear about a Florida man who gets caught performing a throwback act in public, meet a woman who thinks she is doing something horoable but is in fact no and we find out the ranking of the top 10 porn stars of the last 25 years!

We learn about a park in Seattle that has quite the problem, a guy has terrible side effects from his hair medication and we find out what a man and a woman's primary focus is on in the bedroom!

We learn the signs she will totally do you, and the signs he'll totally do you too. Do cats leave kisses whenever they sit down? One kid asks the REAL questions!

We learn some exciting ways to break your relationship out of a rut, another naked Disney guy and find out why burning sex toys is a bad idea

We learn about a wild camp where women go to find a vowel, a mail man probably handles his last package and the things you're not doing in bed!

We learn how to be a better bottom,. meet a mayor who made the worst text mistake you can possible make and find out about a guy who is BIG into peepee

We meet maybe the worst boss of all time, learn how to recruit someone for cuck activities and learn how much money women are wasting trying to attract dudes….

We learn the conundrum of a “poorly endowed” man, learn about a new coffee that is getting people all bricked up and take our swing at live questions during the podcast on YouTube

We learn what to do if one of you is into water sports and the other one isn't. We catch up with Bonnie Blue on Spring Break and we learn about a fetish that revolves arounding ruining the best part of sex. 

We test out knowledge up against a new round of internet filth terms, find out how high Florida man is this week and a horrifying story of maggots where maggots are never supposed to be. 

We meet a woman who has the worst thing ever to happen to you on a date happen to her, run down a list of new internet slang (some of which is rather offensive  lol) and there are some big houses getting a lot of action these days!

We learn how to be a damned gentleman, meet a lady who takes revenge to a whole new savage level and why your people pleasin' ways don't make you much of a pleaser in the bedroom. 

We learned about the new, exciting things we can do to spruce up our junk, find out the 12 reasons he chose her over you and meet a cop who may have farted his way to the unemployment line!

We learn about a mansion in Miami that is stocked with Only Fans ladies, we learn what a fella on Only Fans pulls in every month and we meet a pair of married cops that deal this show a new low for gross stories we've heard…

We learn how to better set up your bedroom to set the stage for shenanigans, learn about one representative's tongue-in-cheek bill making one of our last great joys a crime and meet a Florida woman who really grossed up her selfie game!

We learn all about how to train for marathon sex,  catch up with the World's Most Unsettling Billionaire, learn about the Bonnie Blue Burger and in a rare epsiode we BOTH learned a new gross term from the internet!

We find out which license plates got rejected by the great state of Indiana last year,  find out what we're doing with those “fatbergs” we learned about a couple years ago and meet a Falconer who has to update his resume on LinkedIn

We learn how woman can put on a better “show,” find out all the things that ended up in women in 2024, a young lady FAFO with an MRI machine and a sex crime we have never heard of. Ever. 

As we have for the last couple years, we end the year's podcasting season with a visit from nudity icon Mr. Skin! Skin runs down the top ten nude scenes of the year and teaches us a fabulaous new phrase!