Here's Your Freakin' Podcast

Our favorite part of every new year is finding out what was what had to be pulled out of us the year before. You guys, we have to be safer. C'mon now. 

Bam, last one for 2025! We learn (again) what we're doing wrong in the bedroom, we get a little more respect for the Honda Civic and we wave goodbye to another year of (somewhat) successful podcasting! Thanks for all the laughs gang!

You have heard about the goon cave….what about a cave where the actual sexi goes on? Have you  decorated it trending towards or away from getting it on. Also, would you drive a Cyber Truck

We learn that there are a few things in the bedroom you have been ignoring, we learn (SHOCKINGLY) booze may actually be hurting your sex life and we end on a story so bad we had to share it….

We learn about the lies you hear and just accept every day, things you should probably do before you end up getting divorced and we learn about an Ozempic illusion!

We learn the five foods that can bolster your bedroom behavior, meet a man who gets his jollies on the highway and a man loses a cup. It gets found. 

No, not a safe you keep your porn in, we're talking about how they're making porn safer for the people making them. We also find out a new porn-related ED and yeah, you can have sex at 90mph!

We learn about new people flooding the swinging landscape, find out just a few of the things men don't want women to know about them and Kluck teaches Jason about your Gym Nemesis

We learn about loads of subtle green flags women wee in men, a couple of people that are a bit too into robbery and we learn that perhaps it IS way easy out there for people looking for a lil' extra lovin! Maybe we aren't using the phrase that pays!

He learn about a teacher probably teaching her last lesson, learn that your “boy” can go bad and where would one move for the greatest likelihood of living that non-monagamous lifestyle? Spoler alert: it ain't here. 

We learn about a fella who takes to web for a diagnosis of his bits, learn about a woman with a unique OnlyFans hustle and how honest you should be with a significant other! 

We learn about the terrors of a first date, questions you should NEVER ask, meet a man who has beef with adult bookstores and apparently the humble merkin is making a comeback!

We learn the ins and outs (and ins and out and ins lol) of the swinging game, find out that women didn't really follow directions when asked about unconventional male featues they find attactive and we have a male porn actor shortage!

We find out that yes, in fact woman CAN be creeps, things you should never do on a first date, Bonnie Blue is taking her game to the skies and the best states….if'n yer a cheater!

We learn the things good boyfriends and husbands do, learn what makes you irresistible to her and there is a whole new product category that is based on a fear none of us had until it came along!!! 

What time of the day is best for sex? It depends on your age! Scrotox is a thing? We discuss the ins and outs of having a smooth set!

Are we bringing “skank” back? We learn about an unfortunate produce incident and end the podcast with a story Stephen King couldn't write. 

We learn a horrifying new term for an act of aggression behing bars, find out how to initiate some sexy DMing, and how NOT to behave with thirsty pics online!

We learn about the app that is a response to The Tea app where women spill all the shizz about terrible guys, meet a Florida man who loves  Moms a bit too much and meet a man who has some serious beef!

We know people cheat but on today's 450th we will learn the why behind it. Looking for a threesome? We drop a couple nuggets of knowledge to help you on your quest!

You're probably using your condom wrong! We also find out about a man banned from public parks

After a lengthy (and frankly, undeserved) break the podcast you know and love is back! LET'S GOOOOO

You're sleeping around in your dreams? Turns out being a horny gooner may NOT be the reason why! 

We learn about the annual checkup every marriage should have and meet a man who will never say how an eel would up deep, deep inside. Draw your own conclusions lol!

We learn the difference between love and lust, find out what kind of magazines were floating around Kluck's childhood home and we learn about a horrible bedroom allergy!