Herding Dragons: A D&D 5e Actual Play Podcast

The Magic Police wrap up their business with King Grohl annd Cragmaw Castle as they leave victorious with 1 captured Black Spider, 1 murdered Klarg, 1 recovering traumatized family of humans, and most importantly their co-worker Gundren Rockseeker. Stay tuned for what twists and turns they hit on the way back to Phandelin!

The Magic Police throw themselves head first into their fight with the Black Spider in order to rescue their work associate Gundren Rockseeker. Special guest appearances from Klarg the Bugbear and Melf the Meth Wizard!

Smi rejoins the party after the Magic Police's encounter with the all knowing banshee as they slowly race to Cragmaw Castle.

The Magic Police continue their fight to keep Sincerity's relationship with the swamp Banshee strictly platonic.

The Magic Police, in search of the work associate Gundren Rockseeker, await in anticipation as the all knowing Banshee of the misty swamp near Phandelin makes her choice of who will win her favor and gain her knowledge. Also the winner will have to live with her in the swamp for all eternity but I am sure whoever wins will not mind.

The Magic Police enter the tower made of gnarled sticks and mud in the misty moors of Phandelin and compete against each other in hopes of gaining the banshee's favor to get information on the whereabouts of their work associate Gundren Rockseeker.

The Magic Police nurse a small hangover after celebrating the end of racism within Phandelin as they set out on a quest to gain the Lady of the Moors's favor and get more information on the location of their work acquaintance, Gundren Rockseeker.

The Magic Police wrap up their removal of the racist Redbrand influence on the Phandelin and the townsfolk throw a party to celebrate. Sit back and relax as things are just kind of nice for a minute.

The Magic Police cautiously continue their dangerous delve in the dingy drug dungeon of the racist Redbrands and encounter a constructed crystal catastrophe. Alliteration aside the gang gets gobbled by a golem made of mysterious magical meth.

The Magic Police dive deeper into the Kappa Kappa Kappa Frat house and discover not only are the Redbrands racist, they are also addicted to magic meth. Explosions and magical whispers reverberate off of the cavern walls in this combat filled episode.

The Magic Police, in route to removing the racist Redbrand influence from Phandelin, find a small pool of water under the Kappa Kappa Kappa fraternity house and get pulled into pool party. What fun!

The Magic Police enact their plan to reduce the number of racists in Phandelin by painting the streets red with racist blood.

The Magic Police get a chance to talk with the human male that they rescued from Klarg's cave and find out more about Gundren's disappearance as they make their way back to Phandelin.

The Magic Police find themselves surrounded by burning bats, extension explosions, whimpering wolves, greasy goblins, and beautiful bugbears as they search for any sign of Gundren Rockseeker.

The Magic Police, after cleaning up the Orcs of the Old Owl Well, investigate a burning cart in the road that bears the Rockseeker Inc logo and find more clues as to Gundren Rockseeker's disappearance.

The Magic Police continue their assault on the Orcs of Old Owl Well and surprisingly clean up after themselves.

The Magic Police track Tolben's stolen goods back to a massive orc encampment 2 days ride outside of Phandelin and hatch a plan to assault a stone tower controlled by the gruesome orcs.

The Magic Police head out of Phandelin after a quick murder(s) cover up, disguised as simple merchants traveling the Tri-Boar Trail in hopes of luring out whoever has been harassing travelers along the road.

The Magic Police embark on their first official mission for the Avowed, finding an Avowed Field Agent, Gundren Rockseeker, who went missing after signaling he may have found the Forge of Creation, the lost location where Halaster and the Black Cloaks originally crafted the Weapons of Magical Destruction, somewhere near the small town of Phandelin.

Have you heard the story of Goblin Halloween? Any resemblance this story may have to other works of popular, well established, Halloween fiction is purely coincidental...kind of.

The Magic Police learn some long forgotten truths about this world and get their new assignment, rid the world of extremely dangerous magic items created by a cult of ancient wizards known as the Blackcloaks, lead by non other than the Mad Mage himself, Halaster Blackcloak.

The Magic Police face their final challenge in the Trial of the Emerald Door, The Astral Kraken, or as our psychopaths name it, The Ass Kraken. Hopefully our adventurers takes this treat seriously and has a well thought out plan of attack, probably not though.

The Magic Police continue their entrance exams in Candlekeep. These tests involve some pixies, heavy drinking, and a whole lot of stairs

The Magic Police have arrived at Candlekeep and must enter the Trial of the Emerald Doors before any progress can be made. Hopefully the Magic Police pass their entrance exams!

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