Herding Dragons: A D&D 5e Actual Play Podcast

The Magic Police, fresh off surviving a demonic assassination attempt, catch up on some recent world events and have to come up with a plan to slip through Baldur's Gate unnoticed on their journey to Candle Keep. I wonder what shitty idea they come up with....

The Magic Police continue their trek to Candlekeep in the Mini Apparatus of Cooper after encountering some initial assassins and an animal abusing noble on the road. I am sure nothing else will try and stop them from reaching their destination.

The Magic Police recover from the assassination attempt on Satch by continuing their road trip onwards toward Candlekeep, but make a quick stop to help a horse in need in only a way that the Magic Police could.

The Magic Police round up the last of the supplies purchased in Daggerford and hit the open road heading the Candlekeep. Keep your eyes peeled for this silent caravan pulled by a golden Mini Apparatus of Cooper as they make their way along the trade way!

The Magic Police flee from Waterdeep with their treasures in hand from the Vault of Dragons and their sights set on Candlekeep, however there is about 850 miles between here and there. All aboard for an extended road trip! First stop: Daggerford!

The Magic Police subdue Renaer, destroy Aghairon's Dragonstaff, then plan how to get half a million gold from the vault before watching Waterdeep burn as they make their way to Candlekeep.

The Magic Police finally open the Vault of Dragons.

The Magic Police have successfully rioted to the hospital wing of the Amendsfarm Maximum Security prison on their way quest to discover and open the Vault of Dragons, but one thing stands in the way of our heroic rioters, sweaty medical nerds. 

The Magic Police, done with stoking the class and racial tensions in the Amendsfarm Maximum Security Prison, assassinate a high ranking member of a rival criminal gang in order to start a massive riot as a distraction allowing them to make a run on the Vault of Dragons, which is hidden beneath the hospital wing of the prison. Cue the music, we have a riot!

The Magic Police gets some bad news about the Cassalanter's that puts an immediate need of trying to get into the Vault of Dragons much sooner than anticipated. How will the gang sneak past all of the prison guards and felons into the vault? I am sure it will be a riot.

The Magic Police have completed their psychological evaluations and now get to spend their first full ten-day adjusting to life behind bars while learning to familiarize themselves with the Amendsfarm Maximum Security Prison facility as well as it's inhabitants. Who knows what type of lovable, gentile, kind people they will meet within the prison? 

The Magic Police hang up their phone call with Vajra Blackstaff and begin their first week as prisoners and prison staff by participating in mandatory psychological assessments that is likely cause severe emotional trauma, and guaranteed to cause severe physical trauma.

Most of The Magic Police make their "one phone call" to consult their legal counsel (Vincent Trench) from within Amendsfarm Maximum Security Prison after being arrested for breaking into and defacing a Helena Neverember's mausoleum when Renaer Neverember unexpectedly turned the party into the police, under the guidance and encouragement of the Cassalanters. Sincerity, Loyalty, and Satch were able...

The Magic Police are surrounded by the Water Deep Police department and need to hatch a quick plan to escape arrest after it seems Renaer Neverember has betrayed the party and has allied himself with the Cassalanters and claiming he only let the Magic Police into his mother's tomb under threat of violence and duress. Who will escape police brutality? Who will be taken to prison? Who will think of...

The Magic Police try to escape the Tomb of Helena Neverember with their lives in tact, but with Stone Golems and a magical barrier blocking the direct exit, getting out may not be as easy as stealing candy from a baby... which undoubtably members of the Magic Police have done.

The Magic Police continue their mission into the catacombs beneath Helena Neverember's burial place and discover quickly that there may be more in this tomb than bones, stones and mimics.

Welcome to the bonus episode! The Magic Police were on a break this week! Instead we jump into the origins of goblin religion, Gatholicism.

The Magic Police continue their romp in the City of the Dead in order to break into the crypt of Renaer Neverember's mother, Helena, and encounter some familiar looking undead in their way. Who knows what ancient traps may lay within the Tomb of the Mother?

The Magic Police have been framed for various hate crimes around the City, but before they can deal with that they need to convince Renaer Neverember to help dig up the bones of his late mother.

The Magic Police delve below the Cassalanter estate to find and recover the final Eye of Golorr to find where the Vault of Dragons is hidden. Who knows what secrets lay within the magical stone? Let's find out together.

The Magic Police continue to party down at the Cassalanter's Founders Day Masquerade Ball, trying to drink and dance their way into foiling the evil plot of to sacrifice peasants to the devil princes. Encountering live musicians, vigilant swans, unwelcome members of the press, and a certain flamboyant private detective/gigalo/defense attorney. Let's see how this all plays out.

The Magic Police hatch a plan to celebrate Founder's Day by going to help the Cassalanter's set up for the masquerade ball in hopes of foiling their nefarious plot to save the soul's of their innocent children, but first make some questionable insider trading options.

The Magic Police, fresh off of their victory over the vicious Xanathar Gang, decide to turn their attention to the Cassalanter Villa to case the joint before the big Founder's Day Masquerade Ball! However, before that can happen, Satch and Titanius make a visit to the Waterdeep Clerk & Recorder while Loyalty and Sincerity schmooze with the Plumber's Guild administrative team. Back at the Open...

The Magic Police continue their fight with the Xanathar beholder within the Waterdeep Sewers. With one party member already disintegrated, who knows who will be the next to go?

The Magic Police continue their search of the Xanathar's Lair only to encounter the beast head on after finding a new friend. Let's just hope they all have good life insurance!