Herding Dragons: A D&D 5e Actual Play Podcast

The Magic Police are disturbed by more than hang overs the morning after their "Mission Accomplished" beach party as Vajra quickly regifts/reassigns a sentient puppet, Benny, to the Magic Police.

The Magic Police conclude their business with the Cocaine Rex but quickly steal some hot rods to return the beach village after getting a call from their child that said village is under attack from the remaining dinosaurs on the island. Will they make it in time? Will they make it in one piece ?

The Magic Police clean up their fight against the drug crazed dinosaurs within the mega mansion, only to find that the dinosaurs have attacked the vacation village, and by extension, the party's adopted children.

The Magic Police get caught in the aftermath of banishing the Kingpin Rex to different planar dimension, quickly finding that their efforts have caused a ripple in space and time, through which a new flavor of T-Rex has been summoned.

The Magic Police, now disguised in dinosaur skin, enact their intricate plans for infiltrating the Cocaine mansion to dispose of the Kingpin Rex.

The Magic Police make their final push towards the Cocaine Rex mansion but soon discover the dinosaurs have learned how to drive.

The Magic Police face off against an organized outpost of drugged out dinosaurs on their way to face off against the Cocaine Rex and lose a dear member of their party, Chonky Dingle, in the scuffle.

The Magic Police continue their wet and wild water fight with the Spinosaurus Sentries as they trek towards the Cocaine Rex mansion at the center of the island. What a great way to spend a vacation!

The Magic Police reach their cruise destination but find the port to be closed due to the local wildlife "taking over the island, drug cartel-style". Looks like it will require violence to save this vacation!

The Magic Police face their most daunting task yet, attending a posh dinner with rich and famous. Who knows what fancy faux pas the crew might commit as they get to know their fellow cruise mates!

The Magic Police arrive at the docks of Baldur's gate to get on The Serenity, a high end luxury cruise liner, and bump into some new and familiar faces on the ship.

The Magic Police leave Candlekeep on their way to Baldur's Gate to go on a celebrity cruise but get held up by some agents of the Unholy Trinity.

With the Vault of Creation under control and no new leads on the Weapons of Magical Destruction Vajra informs the Magic Police that they are being gifted with an all expenses paid, ultra luxury, high end lifestyle, celebrity cruise, so they spend most of this episode packing up the Mini Apparatus of Cooper...

The Magic Police step across the threshold to the Vault of Spells to find something....out of this world.

The Magic Police do what they do best as they finish off their fight with the BBEG of this story arc, The Black Spider.

The Magic Police face off against the Black Spider and friends inside Wave Echo Cave in order to save Tolly and open the Vault of Spells.

The Magic Police fight off some demon spider before heading deeper into Wave Echo Cave in search of The Black Spider and with hopes of rescuing Tolly the halfling.

The Magic Police continue their exploration of Wave Echo Cave, in search of the Forge of Spells and the nefarious Black Spider.

The Magic Police arrive at and enter the much sought after Wave Echo Cave after their extended adventures around Phandelin.

The Magic Police learn that their actions may have consequences as Gil the Goblin returns with some news from Cragmaw Castle leading the gang straight edge to Melf the Meth Wizard.

The Magic Police loot everything that is not nailed down from the lair of the Ancient Green Dragon that they killed then head back to Phandelin.

The Magic Police continue their fight against Toxi, an Ancient Green Dragon who holds the remaining keys to the Forge of Spells, and try their best to make orphans of her children. Let's find out if they can defeat this single mother!

The Magic Police find themselves in a poisonous pickle as Toxi the Ancient Green Dragon has refused to deal and will no longer trade the items that the Magic Police need to access the Forge of Spells, maybe some dragon poetry will change some minds...

The Magic Police play with a green circle of poisonous goop is that appeared within the commune after the hippy's asked for a sign from the Wind Daddy....whatever that means.

The Magic Police deal with the ramifications that they have killed a Doppelgänger and that the real Black Spider is still out there somewhere. After interrogating their loved ones and allies to ensure no more Doppelgängers, the Magic Police head to the ruins of Thunder Tree, a known lair of an ancient green dragon, to recover the keys to the Vault of Spells but encounter some unlikely residents am...