Zakim/Chessie
Healthy Hearts And Guillotines
A wellness podcast about drugs, madness, rage, politics, and the chaotic hell that is The Roaring Twenty Twenties. We talk about health, who wants to keep you unhealthy and how to resist the influences keeping your health in the gutter. We'll do our best to give you hope for the next few years. Cast of experts Chessie S. : A trashy queer voice actor and professional knife sharpener in Lithuania. They have lots of opinions on politics and history. Zakim : a brilliant health specialist and instructor growing a fresh business & providing tried and tested advice on health self-actualization throug...
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Episodes
The Logistics Of Evil - Save Your Soul, Sell Your Shares 21.04.2026 34:50
Zakim and Chessie lean into a little exploration of why people do evil for money, how we shape our own lives while fighting it, and maybe just some good'ol fashioned complaining. www.healthyheartsandguillotines.com www.dalife.lt
Individualism is a sickness 04.04.2026 29:21
This week, Zakim and Chessie talk individualism, libertarianism, neo-liberalism, the loneliness epidemic, and why they're all basically the same thing.
The Anxiety is real - How to deal? 28.03.2026 32:41
This episode, Zakim and Chessie talk anxiety, dealing with anxiety, and dragging yourself through the muck and mire of both your own fears and those of others.
Love and Health - a late Valentines Day Episode! 21.03.2026 33:55
The duo talk about life, love, and trying your darndest to make good human connections. 🧿More on: https://www.youtube.com/@HealthyHeartsAndGuillotines ♡ Ask questions and support us at #patreon ♡ https://www.patreon.com/c/healthyheartsandguillotines 🔗🌲: https://linktr.ee/HealthyHeartsandGuillotines 💚 Get Healthy: https://www.dalife.lt
How an Entire Generation Learned to be Helpless And The Burned Out Gifted Kid Issue 14.03.2026 26:31
ON THIS 14th EPISODE OF HHG: Who are all the gifted kids and where did they go? What happens to us when society turns being interested in your work into a punishable offense? How do we cope and maintain interest in the world around us in such circumstances? This week, Zakim and Chessie take on learned helplessness and how to escape it. 🧿More on: https://www.youtube.com/@HealthyHeartsAndGuillotine...
Physical Trauma - Why is having a body so crap and what do we do about it? 24.02.2026 32:20
Having a body is hard. You've got to look after it for 70+ years and most of the parts are squishy, but somehow we're meant to keep this thing operating without replacements for significantly longer than the expected lifespan of your average car. How do you do it? How do you fix it when it's gone wrong and it's damaged? How do you deal with the emotional fallout of physical trauma? This week, we c...
The (only) correct way to eat? 13.02.2026 28:40
Zakim and Chessie talk about an eating method that seems to control human hunger in an especially sane and healthy way. Eat the same things, but experience a benefit? Seems like a lie, until you realize that you can try this at home for free. Zakim: I lost a kilo without trying to lose weight. And I've tried every diet: keto, vegan, vegetarian, carnivore, paleo, Mediterranean, you name it. And I'v...
The Epstein Nightmare And Your Health 03.02.2026 30:15
Chessie rants like an insane person about the state of global leadership. Zakim provides tips on how to avoid going insane when those at the top are manifestly out of their minds and evil to boot. 🧿More on: https://www.youtube.com/@HealthyHeartsAndGuillotines ♡ Ask questions and support us at #patreon ♡ https://www.patreon.com/c/healthyheartsandguillotines https://linktr.ee/HealthyHeartsandGuillo...
Who are these idiots? Introducing The Hosts! 24.01.2026 27:47
This is an introductory episode a little late in the season with some insane digressions about how much joy bartering at farmer's markets brings us and a bit of conversation about who the two mad fools are sitting behind the microphones. Our website - www.healthyheartsandguillotines.com Zakim's consulting business: https://dalife.lt/ Buy me a coffee : https://buymeacoffee.com/healthyheartsguilloti...
Artificial Intelligence is Making us Insane 17.01.2026 43:00
Chessie and Zakim explore the dumbest possible cyberpunk dystopia through the lens of wellness and politics. They heavily contemplate drinking their way through this episode. 🧿More on: https://www.youtube.com/@HealthyHeartsAndGuillotines ♡ Ask questions and support us at #patreon ♡ https://www.patreon.com/c/healthyheartsandguillotines https://linktr.ee/HealthyHeartsandGuillotin es
Capitalism is ruining our minds 10.01.2026 39:07
Chessie and Zakim spend a bit shrieking into the void about money, mental health, and the weird way we keep worshiping wealth even when we don't really mean to. 🧿More on: https://www.youtube.com/@HealthyHeartsAndGuillotines ♡ Ask questions and support us at #patreon ♡ https://www.patreon.com/c/healthyheartsandguillotines https://linktr.ee/HealthyHeartsandGuillotin es
Health specialist tells y'all how to sleep properly 03.01.2026 35:02
This is an episode about sleep health. Recording without sleep is miserable. Thankfully, we have Zakim, who knows vastly more about sleeping well than I do. /// Sleep better list: No caffeine 10 hours before sleep (Caffeine has a long half-life and disrupts sleep) No alcohol 6 hours before sleep (Alcohol might make you sleepy and help fall asleep, but it disrupts the quality of the sleep via inter...
Over-Diagnosis : Do we really need to all be sick? 22.12.2025 36:44
When there are profit incentives to diagnose someone with something, particularly in the mental health space, it sure seems to make the whole world sicker. This week we discuss the epidemic of over-diagnosis and our experiences with it. 🧿More on: https://www.youtube.com/@HealthyHeartsAndGuillotines ♡ Ask questions and support us at #patreon ♡ https://www.patreon.com/c/healthyheartsandguillotines...
Dopamine Drip Activism 13.12.2025 38:29
This week on Healthy Hearts, the usual cast of idiots discuss the madness at the heart of social media activism. Are you changing the world or just making yourself nuts? Or were you nuts to start with and now just have a louder megaphone? 🧿More on: https://www.youtube.com/@HealthyHeartsAndGuillotines ♡ Ask questions and support us at #patreon ♡ https://www.patreon.com/c/healthyheartsandguillotine...
Ego Addicted (Marketers Can Eat My Butt) 08.12.2025 25:51
We're all fighting for our lives and wallets against an eternal tide of garbage trying to rob us of our last penny by telling us how amazing our lives will be if we just buy their crap. How do you deal with the permanent agony of being advertised to? Chessie and Zakim hunt for answers to this age old question. 🧿More on: https://www.youtube.com/@HealthyHeartsAndGuillotines ♡ Ask questions and supp...
The Pilot - An exercise in disaster about smoking 25.11.2025 26:19
This was the fourth episode recorded and the only one of our early episodes that survived a hard-drive crash. I'm uploading it because it's a bit of a fun look back at what we thought the podcast should look like. Blessedly, it doesn't look like this and my editing skills are vastly improved. We also have better intro music. Chessie: I don't know why we decided to tackle smoking. 🧿More on: https:...
Mental Health - THE BEGINNING OF MADNESS! 25.11.2025 28:43
The first of our mental health episodes which turned out to be a shockingly deep well to delve. I've no doubt we're going to have loads of these throughout the years. Zakim and Chessie were dealing with a pile of emotional issues at the time and decided to make it everyone's problem. Some giggles about the future, the past, and some surprisingly good advice on the topic of dealing with mental heal...
Mental Health Two, Electric Boogaloo 25.11.2025 29:48
The second episode about Mental Health. We both needed a second cup of coffee during the first half of recording session. During the second half, Chessie pounded down an energy drink and their brain was howling. 🧿More on: https://www.youtube.com/@HealthyHeartsAndGuillotines ♡ Ask questions and support us at #patreon ♡ https://www.patreon.com/c/healthyheartsandguillotines https://linktr.ee/Healthy...
Mental Health 3 : I Love Drugs 25.11.2025 43:30
On this week's episode, Chessie does a regrettable American accent and Zakim provides perspective on dealing with Lithuanian mental health professionals. There is also some extensive discussion of drugs, both prescription and non-prescription as well as the overwhelming mess we're all trying to medicate ourselves out of. The question is, should we? 🧿More on: https://www.youtube.com/@HealthyHearts...
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