Radio Mike

Harry Potter and the Boys

Comedy EN ↓ 289 episodes

My name is Radio Mike, and when I was a kid, I wrote 7 Harry Potter fan-fiction novels - each chapter more absurd, fourth wall-breaking and hilariously stupid than the last. Join me each week as a read a chapter from my books.  50 years after the final Harry Potter book, Harry is now Headmaster at Hogwarts, ready to usher in a brand new generation of witches and wizards. Join the eponymous 'boys' as they journey through Hogwarts, studying Defense Against the Dark Farts, uncovering the secret of their mysterious potions teacher, and avoiding the school's most annoying new student, Derrick Derri...

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Radio Mike

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Comedy

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radiomike.com.au

Latest episode

Jul 6, 2026

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Episodes

Book 3 | Chapter 5 - Goodbye Forever, Derrick! 12.06.2023

In Chapter 5, we get to spend some time with Derrick, who is surrounded by people who apparently no longer want to spend any time with him... www.patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys   Support Our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Book 3 | Chapter 4 - The Boys Are Supposed To Be The Main Characters In This Book But Four Chapters In This Is Their First Appearance 05.06.2023

In the longest chapter title yet, we finally get to see The Boys for the first time in this already god-forsaken book. The Boys have been up to a lot over summer, but one of them, Lachy, has been surprisingly distant...  www.patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys   Support Our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Book 3 | Chapter 3 - A Hoggy-Warty Holiday (with Sam Garlepp) 29.05.2023

In Chapter 3, the narrator takes us all the way to Hogwarts to find out exactly what Harry Potter and Neville Longbottom have been getting up to over the summer break! www.patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys   Support Our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Book 3 | Chapter 2 - The Prisoner of Kazkaban 22.05.2023

In Chapter 2 of Book 3, Winston Charger and Clownish Kim Jiri find themselves in the middle of the Caspian Sea - rowing toward Kazkaban, the horrible prison on Fuckwit Island, where their friend Boris Slovadamonevic is being held. www.patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys   Support Our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Book 3 | Chapter 1 - I'm Really Sorry (with Sam Garlepp) 15.05.2023

Harry Potter & The Boys RETURNS for Book 3: The Cumentors from Kazkaban! In Chapter 1, the narrator of the book makes a huge apology for what is about to come, in a chapter that is seemingly unrelated to Harry Potter at all... JOIN THE PATREON FOR "THE SORTING CEREMONY" BONUS PODCAST: www.patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys   Support Our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys See om...

Introducing... 'Harry Potter & The Cumentors from Kazkaban' 15.05.2023

Harry Potter & The Boys is back for a third season, with the third book in Radio Mike's absurdist take on the wizarding world of Harry Potter, Harry Potter & The Cumentors from Kazkaban. Support Our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Harry Potter & The Boys Returns for Book 3 on Tuesday, May 16 08.05.2023

Looking forward to being back for Book 3 (AND - Season 3) of Harry Potter and the Boys. Support Our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Top 3 Things I Want in the NEW Harry Potter HBO TV Series 16.04.2023

This is a crosspost from my YouTube Channel (SUBSCRIBE) These are the Top 3 things I'd like to see in the Harry Potter HBO TV Series which has now been confirmed. What are yours? Let me know! Support Our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Owl Post + Who Would You Cast in a 'Marauders' TV Series? 09.04.2023

Send in an owl ANY TIME. RadioMikePod@gmail.com   Support Our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why the Rumoured Harry Potter TV Series is a BAD Idea 04.04.2023

I think the rumoured HBO Harry Potter TV Series is a bad idea. Support Our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Book 2 | Chapter 45 - King Size Mars Bars, Anyone? (with Sam Garlepp) 03.04.2023

In the final chapter of Harry Potter & The Teamwizard Tournament (THANK GOD!) the sorting ceremony takes an odd turn, as Derrick & Dimmy are absent. Lachy ponders his relationship with Gemini and the book wraps up in a... kind of... neat way? Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys   Support Our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys See omnystudio.com/lis...

Book 2 | Chapter 44 - Harry's Master Plan (with Sam Garlepp) 27.03.2023

In Chapter 44, the second last chapter of Harry Potter & The Team Wizard Tournament, Harry reveals his masterplan of the whole book, which leads to confusion and frustration from the boys. Sign up to the Patreon for FULL VIDEOS and bonus podcast, THE SORTING CEREMONY www.patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys Support Our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys See omnystudio.com/listene...

Book 2 | Chapter 43 - Another Day At Hogwarts, Another Boobs (with Sam Garlepp) 20.03.2023

In Chapter 43, Harry Potter wakes up after a night he assumes was all just a bad dream, but quickly realises that everything that happened was real, and he might be responsible for it. www.patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys   Support Our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Book 2 | Chapter 42 - The Mystery of Gemini Jones (with Sam Garlepp) 13.03.2023

In Chapter 42, Harry Potter has returned to The Chamber of Secrets with Dylan 'Dyldo' Dylderoni, The Dragon That Killed Gorby Bolonski AND Farks the Peenix to hopefully save the day from Mr. Charger and Clownish Kim Jiri. Patreon: www.patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys   Support Our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Book 2 | Chapter 41 - Everything in This Book Matters 06.03.2023

In Chapter 41, the boys find themselves on the receiving end of an enormous ball of electricity by The Great Being of Electricity... so will anything (or anyone) come to save the day? The answer is yes, but listen to the episode anyway. www.patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys GO SEE SAM'S SHOW! https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2023/shows/sam-sam-but-different Support Our Patreon!: https://patreon.c...

*BONUS* | Owl Post + Did Anyone Pick 'The Big Twist?' 05.03.2023

Here's another owl post, send in ya owls! Plus, did any listeners solve the Big Twist before it was revealed!? Support Our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Book 2 | Chapter 40 - The Long Lost Connection (with Reuben Solo) 27.02.2023

In Chapter 40, the long lost connection between Lachy Lockhart and Gemini Jones is finally tested, as an ancient form of magic is activated... but is this exactly what Mr. Charger had planned?  www.patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys GO SEE SAM'S SHOW! https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2023/shows/sam-sam-but-different Support Our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys See omnystudio.com...

Book 2 | Chapter 39 - The Dead Eyed Peas (with Mikey D) 20.02.2023

In Chapter 39, Mikey D makes his third appearance on the show, as The Boys come down from the revelation of last chapter's BIG TWIST, and try to get their heads around it. Plus, Clownish Kim Jiri is back in the scene, and has a surprise about a recurring joke in the book, that shocks the boys to their core. www.patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys GO SEE SAM'S SHOW! https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/...

Book 2 | Chapter 38 (Again?) - The Truth Behind Jim (ft. "The Big Twist") 13.02.2023

In the second Chapter 38 of this absolutely fucked novel, we finally get the "big twist" of the story, which Sam & I agree is actually way better than we thought it would be. So, what is the truth behind Jim Wilkins? www.patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys   Support Our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

*BONUS* | Owl Post + Our First Howler 13.02.2023

We have our first EVER HOWLER on Owl Post this week. Send in HOWLERS! SEND THEM! SEND THEMMMMM! Support Our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Book 2 | Chapter 38 - The Painting of the Prince (LIVE at the Coopers Inn!) 06.02.2023

In our first ever LIVE podcast at the Coopers Inn here in Melbourne, Sam and I are joined by a live audience of 50 people to read the fan fiction. In Chapter 38, Harry is visited by an old friend (?) who has some shocking revelations for Harry that have little plot significance but lead to an onslaught (or onslort) of abuse toward Neville. THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO CAME TO THE LIVE SHOW ON THE WEE...

Book 2 | Chapter 37 - The Secret in the Music (with Sam Garlepp) 30.01.2023

In what might be some of the best 'full circle' writing of the book, Chapter 37 reveals a secret of one of the Jim Wilkins' Choir's favourite songs of the year - which may or may not be the final password to entering the Chamber of Secrets, and stopping Mr. Charger. www.patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys www.radiomike.com.au/tickets   Support Our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys...

*BONUS* | Owl Post + "Don't Let the Wrackspurts Get You Down" 24.01.2023

It's another OWL POST with a BRAND NEW INTRO! Plus, listener Jaimie has sent in a song.  SEND IN YOUR SONGS! Support Our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Book 2 | Chapter 36 - Unlocking the Chamber (with Sam Garlepp) 23.01.2023

We're BACK for another year (not season) of Harry Potter and the Boys! In Chapter 36, the boys FINALLY make their way back to the Girls' Lavatory to (hopefully) find the Chamber of Secrets unlocked after Harry Potter's ghostly oral presentation in the previous chapter. The boys are fearing their next fight - coming up against Mr. Charger and Clownish Kim Jiri. Support Our Patreon!: https://patreon...

There was no "Chapter 34" in the book so please don't feel like there's a missing episode 20.01.2023

Just a notice to explain that there was no Chapter 34. A few people have messaged me thinking that the jump from 33 to 35 meant they have missed an episode. Nope! Just no Chapter 34. Support Our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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