Harry Potter and the Boys

In Chapter 25, Harry is jealous of Cheeseman Damo's success warding off the Cumentors, and the boys demand Professor Damo teaches them way to ward them off... | GET LIVE SHOW TICKETS www.radiomike.com.au/tickets

In Chapter 23, Hogwarts is victim to another ambush by the Cumentors, and a familiar spell is used to ward them off...

In Chapter 23, the Derrick makes some headway in Transfiguration with his Spirit-Jumping practise, and Sam & Mike continue to wonder what the f*ck the book is all about! www.patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys

I'm back from my holiday! BUT... there's no episode today. See you next week.

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The episode seems to not have pushed to Spotify so I'm reuploading it with a different title. Jackie Hatton joins me. Support Our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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In Chapter 19, the boys narrowly escape death for what seems to be the millionth time in this woeful series of terrible Harry Potter parody novels, and enter their Divination classroom, where Professor Hagrid's lesson is perhaps giving more clues to what the fuck is going on in this book... www.patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys   Support Our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys See...

In Chapter 18, Mr. Charger returns to a secret hideout in the Forbidden Forrest (or forest?) to find Clownish Kim Jiri, who explains the recent escape of Gemini Jones, and the departure of Vladec Slovadomonavic. www.patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys   Support Our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In Chapter 17, the Cumentors are alerted to a major disturbance in Hogsmeade as Harry tries to bait them into performing the Cumentors' Kiss. As a pair of yellow lights appear in the forrest (or forest?) the boys start to realise that things aren't all that they seem... www.patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys   Support Our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys See omnystudio.com/listen...

As the boys find themselves in the hospital wing after the Quidditch match, Harry has some information to give about the Cumentors, as the boys still wonder who came to save them... Support Our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In Chapter 15, we have our first Quidditch match since book 1, and boy oh boy is it a doozy. Monsieur Chargér continues to stalk the boys at school, and the titular Cumentors finally show us what they're made of... www.patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys   Support Our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here's another Owl Post. Send me your Owls? Your pal, Radio Mike Support Our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In a chapter that borrows heavily from a similarly titled chapter in The Prisoner of Azkaban, Cheeseman Damo takes his first Defense Against the Dark Arts/Farts class with The Boys, where he introduces them to Bogfarts -- similar to Boggarts, but perhaps more smelly? www.patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys   Support Our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys See omnystudio.com/listener...

In Chapter 13, the boys barely feature at all, as Harry takes a trip to the school counsellor to rant and rave about everything that's been going on in his life since he left school. But it turns out the counsellor is a familiar face that has skin in the game himself... www.patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys Support Our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys See omnystudio.com/listener...

In Chapter 12, the boys stand up against Monsieur Chargér's appearance, and Harry introduces Socky Potter, a brand new puppet friend to help make school more fun and simple. But danger seems to be lurking in the shadows. www.patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys   Support Our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Daniel Radcliffe breaks his silence on the new Harry Potter TV series... here's what he had to say! Support Our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In Chapter 11, the boys eventually get to The Great Hall for the opening year ceremony... to which Harry Potter makes a grand entrance. A few new teachers are announced for their third year at Hogwarts, including one who bears a striking resemblance to Mr. Charger. www.patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys   Support Our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys See omnystudio.com/listener fo...

After killing a few zebras (?), the boys run into an old foe, and also catch their first glimpse of Mr. Charger, who may have something sinister planned for the year ahead. www.patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys   Support Our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In Chapter 9, Jackie Hatton joins the show again, because Sam is busy with 'work' or something like that. The boys are left stranded when Lachy's dad disappears, but thankfully an old Harry Potter character returns to the scene with a familiar plot device... www.patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys   Support Our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...

In Chapter 8, we get the short-awaited answer to the question posed by Lachy at the end of Chapter 7. Dimmy & Derrick tell their side of the story of how they fell from the sky, which involves an unfortunate (and relatively familiar) storyline involving Matron Magee. Support Our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys are finally reunited with Lachy, and they visit him and his father Blayde at home for dinner before the start of the school year. Lachy's dad, an auror at The Ministry of Magic smells trouble brewing at Hogwarts, but the dinner is interrupted by something more pressing... www.patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys   Support Our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys See omnystudio...

In Chapter 6, the abandoned Derrick makes his way to Deathbert & Reaper's Juvenile Detention Centre (and Orphanage!) where walk-ins are welcome, but little does he know, an old friend may just be lurking in the shadows... www.patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys   Support Our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/harrypotterandtheboys See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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