Radio Mike

Harry Potter and the Boys

Comedy EN ↓ 295 episodes

My name is Radio Mike, and when I was a kid, I wrote 7 Harry Potter fan-fiction novels - each chapter more absurd, fourth wall-breaking and hilariously stupid than the last. Join me each week as a read a chapter from my books. 50 years after the final Harry Potter book, Harry is now Headmaster at Hogwarts, ready to usher in a brand new generation of witches and wizards. Join the eponymous 'boys' as they journey through Hogwarts, studying Defense Against the Dark Farts, uncovering the secret of their mysterious potions teacher, and avoiding the school's most annoying new student, Derrick Derri...

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We're pressing pause on Harry Potter & The Boys (For Now) 17.09.2026 28:27

Hey guys, I'm so sorry we disappeared. Here's what's been happening. Follow us: @samgarlepp @radio.mike

Book 5 | Chapter 25 - The Diggory Conspigatory 10.08.2026 38:08

In Chapter 25, Cedric Diggory makes a surprise appearance, haunting Harry for his untimely death. Hey! I’m all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool. Go find me somewhere!!! ▶️ Youtube Channel: ⁠youtube.com/radiomike⁠ ✍️ Read my Blog: ⁠radiomike.substack.com⁠ 📷 Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/radio.mike⁠ 🧵Threads: https://www.threads.com/@radio.mike 🎤 Podcast: ⁠bit.ly/hpatbpod⁠ 🗣️ G...

Book 5 | Chapter 24 - The Squidveous Dilemma 02.08.2026 56:57

In Chapter 24, Derrick's Army is going ahead with full steam, but a mysterious new member causes a stir in the meeting. Good thing there was punch and pie! Hey! I’m all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool. Go find me somewhere!!! ▶️ Youtube Channel: ⁠youtube.com/radiomike⁠ ✍️ Read my Blog: ⁠radiomike.substack.com⁠ 📷 Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/radio.mike⁠ 🧵Threads: https://...

Book 5 | Chapter 23 - The Second Servant 27.07.2026 41:46

In Chapter 23, Voldemort and Mr. Charger have a fourth wall breaking fight involving you, the listener, when Voldemort re-animates his second* servant. Hey! I’m all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool. Go find me somewhere!!! ▶️ Youtube Channel: ⁠youtube.com/radiomike⁠ ✍️ Read my Blog: ⁠radiomike.substack.com⁠ 📷 Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/radio.mike⁠ 🧵Threads: https://www.thre...

Book 5 | Chapter 22 - The Blood ID Charm 20.07.2026 53:10

In Chapter 21, Blayde suggests a way of making sure any members of Derrick's Army can be tracked, which takes Lachy to the set of the Friends Reboot. Seriously. Hey! I’m all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool. Go find me somewhere!!! ▶️ Youtube Channel: ⁠youtube.com/radiomike⁠ ✍️ Read my Blog: ⁠radiomike.substack.com⁠ 📷 Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/radio.mike⁠ 🧵Threads: htt...

Book 5 | Chapter 21 - Derrick's Army 13.07.2026 36:33

In true Book 5 fashion, Derrick is starting an army... with the helpful encouragement of the rest of the boys... oh, and Harry Potter...

Book 5 | Chapter 20 - A History of Execution 06.07.2026 47:47

In Chapter 20, Professor Quirrell is officially the Muggle Studies teacher, starting one of his classes with an interesting practical class! Hey! I’m all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool. Go find me somewhere!!! ▶️ Youtube Channel: ⁠youtube.com/radiomike⁠ ✍️ Read my Blog: ⁠radiomike.substack.com⁠ 📷 Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/radio.mike⁠ 🧵Threads: https://www.threads.com/@ra...

Book 5 | Interlude - A Special Quiz (ft. The Weekly Fifty) 29.06.2026 40:27

Sam is away this week on parenting duties, and I was in Sydney recording Season 2 of The Weekly Fifty Podcast, so we've put together a special bonus episode. Check out The Weekly Fifty podcast now wherever you get your podcasts, and for a great weekly quiz, head to TheWeeklyFifty.com

Book 5 | Chapter 19 - A Charging Return 22.06.2026 44:01

Mr. Charger and Voldemort drive all the way to Hogwarts to start their substitute teaching role, and Harry couldn't be happier to see them. Hey! I’m all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool. Go find me somewhere!!! ▶️ Youtube Channel: ⁠youtube.com/radiomike⁠ ✍️ Read my Blog: ⁠radiomike.substack.com⁠ 📷 Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/radio.mike⁠ 🧵Threads: https://www.threads.com/...

Book 5 | Chapter 18 - Mr. Voldermy: Substitute 15.06.2026 42:22

In Chapter 18, Harry scrambles to find a substitute teacher, as Professor Dumbidge reports to the ministry about how things are going at Hogwarts. Hey! I’m all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool. Go find me somewhere!!! ▶️ Youtube Channel: ⁠youtube.com/radiomike⁠ ✍️ Read my Blog: ⁠radiomike.substack.com⁠ 📷 Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/radio.mike⁠ 🧵Threads: https://www.threads.c...

Book 5 | Chapter 17 - Turban, 'turbatin' 08.06.2026 42:59

In Chapter 17, Professor Quirrell finally makes it to Hogwarts, begging for Dumbledore to help him - despite Dumbledore being dead for many years... Hey! I’m all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool. Go find me somewhere!!! ▶️ Youtube Channel: ⁠youtube.com/radiomike⁠ ✍️ Read my Blog: ⁠radiomike.substack.com⁠ 📷 Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/radio.mike⁠ 🧵Threads: https://www.threads...

Book 5 | Chapter 16 - Pepper Poogood 01.06.2026 47:52

In Chapter 16, the boys first potions class with Professor Dumbidge is an exciting time, particularly by meeting the newest girl in class, Pepper Poogood. Hey! I’m all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool. Go find me somewhere!!! ▶️ Youtube Channel: ⁠youtube.com/radiomike⁠ ✍️ Read my Blog: ⁠radiomike.substack.com⁠ 📷 Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/radio.mike⁠ 🧵Threads: https://www.t...

Book 5 | Chapter 15 - The Queries of Quirinus 25.05.2026 33:16

In Chapter 15, a familiar face from the earlier books makes an appearance in Voldemort's secret lab... but they're not happy about what's going on.

Book 5 | Chapter 14 - The Gooey Vats 18.05.2026 46:37

In Chapter 14, Voldemort finally comes clean about the next stage in his quest of immortality, and sheds some light about what really happened when he 'died' in The Battle of Hogwarts all those years ago. Hey! I’m all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool. Go find me somewhere!!! ▶️ Youtube Channel: ⁠youtube.com/radiomike⁠ ✍️ Read my Blog: ⁠radiomike.substack.com⁠ 📷 Instagram: ⁠...

Book 5 | Chapter 13 - Professor Dumbidge's Plan 11.05.2026 31:58

In Chapter 13, the boys realise that Professor Dumbidge probably isn't so bad after all... Hey! I’m all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool. Go find me somewhere!!! ▶️ Youtube Channel: ⁠youtube.com/radiomike⁠ ✍️ Read my Blog: ⁠radiomike.substack.com⁠ 📷 Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/radio.mike⁠ 🧵Threads: https://www.threads.com/@radio.mike 🎤 Podcast: ⁠bit.ly/hpatbpod⁠ 🗣️ Gues...

Book 5 | Chapter 12 - Ummm... Okay, Hogwarts I Guess Now? I Dunno 04.05.2026 45:22

In Chapter 12, I guess the boys have to somehow make it to Hogwarts, so Blayde manages to get them there in good stead. Hey! I’m all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool. Go find me somewhere!!! ▶️ Youtube Channel: ⁠youtube.com/radiomike⁠ ✍️ Read my Blog: ⁠radiomike.substack.com⁠ 📷 Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/radio.mike⁠ 🧵Threads: https://www.threads.com/@radio.mike 🎤 Podcast:...

Sam's Important Message (In Lieu of This Week's Full Episode) 27.04.2026 11:33

Hey! I’m all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool. Go find me somewhere!!! ▶️ Youtube Channel: ⁠youtube.com/radiomike⁠ ✍️ Read my Blog: ⁠radiomike.substack.com⁠ 📷 Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/radio.mike⁠ 🧵Threads: https://www.threads.com/@radio.mike 🎤 Podcast: ⁠bit.ly/hpatbpod⁠ 🗣️ Guest Appearances: ⁠bit.ly/RadioMikePodcasts⁠ ⏰ TikTok: ⁠tiktok.com/@radio.mike⁠ 💸 Patreon: ⁠patr...

Book 5 | Chapter 11 - Dimmy Defended 20.04.2026 28:31

Book 5 | Chapter 10 - The Woman in Brown 13.04.2026 42:20

In Chapter 10, Dimmy faces off with the Ministry in a trial that might end his Hogwarts journey forever...

Book 5 | Chapter 9 - A Letter From the Ministry 06.04.2026 38:57

Dimmy recieves a stern warning from the Ministry of Magic about his use of magic a few chapters ago, but thankfully Blayde has some insight. Hey! I’m all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool. Go find me somewhere!!! ▶️ Youtube Channel: ⁠youtube.com/radiomike⁠ ✍️ Read my Blog: ⁠radiomike.substack.com⁠ 📷 Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/radio.mike⁠ 🧵Threads: https://www.threads.com/@ra...

Book 5 | Chapter 8 - Catch Up! at the Pizza Shop 30.03.2026 53:19

In Chapter 8, Derrick and Dimmy detour to the local pizza shop while Deathbert and Reaper manage some extra administrative work. Unexpectedly, they bump into a familiar face… Hey! I’m all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool. Go find me somewhere!!! ▶️ Youtube Channel: ⁠youtube.com/radiomike⁠ ✍️ Read my Blog: ⁠radiomike.substack.com⁠ 📷 Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/radio.mike⁠ 🧵Th...

Book 5 | Chapter 7 - The Purple Fabric 23.03.2026 49:53

Voldemort returns to Malfoy Manor to resume his evil plans, but tension is still rising with Mr. Charger, who's releasing that being Voldemort go-to servant isn't all it's cracked up to be. Hey! I’m all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool. Go find me somewhere!!! ▶️ Youtube Channel: ⁠youtube.com/radiomike⁠ ✍️ Read my Blog: ⁠radiomike.substack.com⁠ 📷 Instagram: ⁠ins...

Book 5 | Chapter 6 - Derrick Cumented 16.03.2026 55:18

In Chapter 6, Cumentors make a surprise attack at Deathbert & Reapers, and Derrick is forced to save not only himself, but various Muggle children too… Hey! I’m all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool. Go find me somewhere!!! ▶️ Youtube Channel: ⁠youtube.com/radiomike⁠ ✍️ Read my Blog: ⁠radiomike.substack.com⁠ 📷 Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/radio.mike⁠ 🧵Threads: https://www....

Book 5 | Chapter 5 - The Safety of Blayde 09.03.2026 50:08

In Chapter 5, the boys find comfort in living with Blayde Lockhart, who keeps them safe and lets them live comfortably away from Hogwarts... Hey! I’m all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool. Go find me somewhere!!! ▶️ Youtube Channel: ⁠youtube.com/radiomike⁠ ✍️ Read my Blog: ⁠radiomike.substack.com⁠ 📷 Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/radio.mike⁠ 🧵Threads: https://www.threads.com/@ra...

Book 5 | Chapter 4 - Mr. Reaper's Madness 02.03.2026 52:53

In Chapter 4, Derrick and Dimmy are back at Deathbert & Reaper’s for another summer, but Derrick still has lingering feelings about how last year ended… Hey! I’m all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool. Go find me somewhere!!! ▶️ Youtube Channel: ⁠youtube.com/radiomike⁠ ✍️ Read my Blog: ⁠radiomike.substack.com⁠ 📷 Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/radio.mike⁠ 🧵Threads: https://www...