Radio Mike

Harry Potter and the Boys

Comedy EN ↓ 289 episodes

My name is Radio Mike, and when I was a kid, I wrote 7 Harry Potter fan-fiction novels - each chapter more absurd, fourth wall-breaking and hilariously stupid than the last. Join me each week as a read a chapter from my books. 50 years after the final Harry Potter book, Harry is now Headmaster at Hogwarts, ready to usher in a brand new generation of witches and wizards. Join the eponymous 'boys' as they journey through Hogwarts, studying Defense Against the Dark Farts, uncovering the secret of their mysterious potions teacher, and avoiding the school's most annoying new student, Derrick Derri...

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Book 5 | Chapter 20 - A History of Execution 06.07.2026 47:47

In Chapter 20, Professor Quirrell is officially the Muggle Studies teacher, starting one of his classes with an interesting practical class! Hey! I’m all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool. Go find me somewhere!!! ▶️ Youtube Channel: ⁠youtube.com/radiomike⁠ ✍️ Read my Blog: ⁠radiomike.substack.com⁠ 📷 Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/radio.mike⁠ 🧵Threads: https://www.threads.com/@ra...

Book 5 | Interlude - A Special Quiz (ft. The Weekly Fifty) 29.06.2026 40:27

Sam is away this week on parenting duties, and I was in Sydney recording Season 2 of The Weekly Fifty Podcast, so we've put together a special bonus episode. Check out The Weekly Fifty podcast now wherever you get your podcasts, and for a great weekly quiz, head to TheWeeklyFifty.com

Book 5 | Chapter 19 - A Charging Return 22.06.2026 44:01

Mr. Charger and Voldemort drive all the way to Hogwarts to start their substitute teaching role, and Harry couldn't be happier to see them. Hey! I’m all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool. Go find me somewhere!!! ▶️ Youtube Channel: ⁠youtube.com/radiomike⁠ ✍️ Read my Blog: ⁠radiomike.substack.com⁠ 📷 Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/radio.mike⁠ 🧵Threads: https://www.threads.com/...

Book 5 | Chapter 18 - Mr. Voldermy: Substitute 15.06.2026 42:22

In Chapter 18, Harry scrambles to find a substitute teacher, as Professor Dumbidge reports to the ministry about how things are going at Hogwarts. Hey! I’m all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool. Go find me somewhere!!! ▶️ Youtube Channel: ⁠youtube.com/radiomike⁠ ✍️ Read my Blog: ⁠radiomike.substack.com⁠ 📷 Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/radio.mike⁠ 🧵Threads: https://www.threads.c...

Book 5 | Chapter 17 - Turban, 'turbatin' 08.06.2026 42:59

In Chapter 17, Professor Quirrell finally makes it to Hogwarts, begging for Dumbledore to help him - despite Dumbledore being dead for many years... Hey! I’m all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool. Go find me somewhere!!! ▶️ Youtube Channel: ⁠youtube.com/radiomike⁠ ✍️ Read my Blog: ⁠radiomike.substack.com⁠ 📷 Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/radio.mike⁠ 🧵Threads: https://www.threads...

Book 5 | Chapter 16 - Pepper Poogood 01.06.2026 47:52

In Chapter 16, the boys first potions class with Professor Dumbidge is an exciting time, particularly by meeting the newest girl in class, Pepper Poogood. Hey! I’m all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool. Go find me somewhere!!! ▶️ Youtube Channel: ⁠youtube.com/radiomike⁠ ✍️ Read my Blog: ⁠radiomike.substack.com⁠ 📷 Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/radio.mike⁠ 🧵Threads: https://www.t...

Book 5 | Chapter 15 - The Queries of Quirinus 25.05.2026 33:16

In Chapter 15, a familiar face from the earlier books makes an appearance in Voldemort's secret lab... but they're not happy about what's going on.

Book 5 | Chapter 14 - The Gooey Vats 18.05.2026 46:37

In Chapter 14, Voldemort finally comes clean about the next stage in his quest of immortality, and sheds some light about what really happened when he 'died' in The Battle of Hogwarts all those years ago. Hey! I’m all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool. Go find me somewhere!!! ▶️ Youtube Channel: ⁠youtube.com/radiomike⁠ ✍️ Read my Blog: ⁠radiomike.substack.com⁠ 📷 Instagram: ⁠...

Book 5 | Chapter 13 - Professor Dumbidge's Plan 11.05.2026 31:58

In Chapter 13, the boys realise that Professor Dumbidge probably isn't so bad after all... Hey! I’m all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool. Go find me somewhere!!! ▶️ Youtube Channel: ⁠youtube.com/radiomike⁠ ✍️ Read my Blog: ⁠radiomike.substack.com⁠ 📷 Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/radio.mike⁠ 🧵Threads: https://www.threads.com/@radio.mike 🎤 Podcast: ⁠bit.ly/hpatbpod⁠ 🗣️ Gues...

Book 5 | Chapter 12 - Ummm... Okay, Hogwarts I Guess Now? I Dunno 04.05.2026 45:22

In Chapter 12, I guess the boys have to somehow make it to Hogwarts, so Blayde manages to get them there in good stead. Hey! I’m all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool. Go find me somewhere!!! ▶️ Youtube Channel: ⁠youtube.com/radiomike⁠ ✍️ Read my Blog: ⁠radiomike.substack.com⁠ 📷 Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/radio.mike⁠ 🧵Threads: https://www.threads.com/@radio.mike 🎤 Podcast:...

Sam's Important Message (In Lieu of This Week's Full Episode) 27.04.2026 11:33

Hey! I’m all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool. Go find me somewhere!!! ▶️ Youtube Channel: ⁠youtube.com/radiomike⁠ ✍️ Read my Blog: ⁠radiomike.substack.com⁠ 📷 Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/radio.mike⁠ 🧵Threads: https://www.threads.com/@radio.mike 🎤 Podcast: ⁠bit.ly/hpatbpod⁠ 🗣️ Guest Appearances: ⁠bit.ly/RadioMikePodcasts⁠ ⏰ TikTok: ⁠tiktok.com/@radio.mike⁠ 💸 Patreon: ⁠patr...

Book 5 | Chapter 11 - Dimmy Defended 20.04.2026 28:31

Book 5 | Chapter 10 - The Woman in Brown 13.04.2026 42:20

In Chapter 10, Dimmy faces off with the Ministry in a trial that might end his Hogwarts journey forever...

Book 5 | Chapter 9 - A Letter From the Ministry 06.04.2026 38:57

Dimmy recieves a stern warning from the Ministry of Magic about his use of magic a few chapters ago, but thankfully Blayde has some insight. Hey! I’m all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool. Go find me somewhere!!! ▶️ Youtube Channel: ⁠youtube.com/radiomike⁠ ✍️ Read my Blog: ⁠radiomike.substack.com⁠ 📷 Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/radio.mike⁠ 🧵Threads: https://www.threads.com/@ra...

Book 5 | Chapter 8 - Catch Up! at the Pizza Shop 30.03.2026 53:19

In Chapter 8, Derrick and Dimmy detour to the local pizza shop while Deathbert and Reaper manage some extra administrative work. Unexpectedly, they bump into a familiar face… Hey! I’m all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool. Go find me somewhere!!! ▶️ Youtube Channel: ⁠youtube.com/radiomike⁠ ✍️ Read my Blog: ⁠radiomike.substack.com⁠ 📷 Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/radio.mike⁠ 🧵Th...

Book 5 | Chapter 7 - The Purple Fabric 23.03.2026 49:53

Voldemort returns to Malfoy Manor to resume his evil plans, but tension is still rising with Mr. Charger, who's releasing that being Voldemort go-to servant isn't all it's cracked up to be. Hey! I’m all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool. Go find me somewhere!!! ▶️ Youtube Channel: ⁠youtube.com/radiomike⁠ ✍️ Read my Blog: ⁠radiomike.substack.com⁠ 📷 Instagram: ⁠ins...

Book 5 | Chapter 6 - Derrick Cumented 16.03.2026 55:18

In Chapter 6, Cumentors make a surprise attack at Deathbert & Reapers, and Derrick is forced to save not only himself, but various Muggle children too… Hey! I’m all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool. Go find me somewhere!!! ▶️ Youtube Channel: ⁠youtube.com/radiomike⁠ ✍️ Read my Blog: ⁠radiomike.substack.com⁠ 📷 Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/radio.mike⁠ 🧵Threads: https://www....

Book 5 | Chapter 5 - The Safety of Blayde 09.03.2026 50:08

In Chapter 5, the boys find comfort in living with Blayde Lockhart, who keeps them safe and lets them live comfortably away from Hogwarts... Hey! I’m all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool. Go find me somewhere!!! ▶️ Youtube Channel: ⁠youtube.com/radiomike⁠ ✍️ Read my Blog: ⁠radiomike.substack.com⁠ 📷 Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/radio.mike⁠ 🧵Threads: https://www.threads.com/@ra...

Book 5 | Chapter 4 - Mr. Reaper's Madness 02.03.2026 52:53

In Chapter 4, Derrick and Dimmy are back at Deathbert & Reaper’s for another summer, but Derrick still has lingering feelings about how last year ended… Hey! I’m all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool. Go find me somewhere!!! ▶️ Youtube Channel: ⁠youtube.com/radiomike⁠ ✍️ Read my Blog: ⁠radiomike.substack.com⁠ 📷 Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/radio.mike⁠ 🧵Threads: https://www...

Book 5 | Chapter 3 - Boxley's Decision 23.02.2026 33:56

In Chapter 3, Minister of Magic Boxley Washington is forced to lay down the law to Harry, while also delving into the truth about what may or may not have happened to Harry’s family… Hey! I’m all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool. Go find me somewhere!!! ▶️ Youtube Channel: ⁠youtube.com/radiomike⁠ ✍️ Read my Blog: ⁠radiomike.substack.com⁠ 📷 Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/radio.mi...

Book 5 | Chapter 2 - I’m Not Even Going to Try and Stop You This Time 16.02.2026 48:02

In Chapter 2, our favourite character, the narrator, warns you not to read this book. Seriously. Don't. Or do. Idk. Hey! I’m all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool. Go find me somewhere!!! ▶️ Youtube Channel: ⁠youtube.com/radiomike⁠ ✍️ Read my Blog: ⁠radiomike.substack.com⁠ 📷 Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/radio.mike⁠ 🧵Threads: https://www.threads.com/@radio.mike 🎤 Podcast:...

Book 5 | Chapter 1 - Voldemort’s Hawaiian Vacation 09.02.2026 39:44

In Chapter 1, Voldemort’s taken a brief vacation from the Dark Arts to take the New Death Eaters on an all expenses paid trip to Hawaii, but Mr. Charger’s feeling like being friends with Voldemort isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Hey! I’m all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool. Go find me somewhere!!! ▶️ Youtube Channel: ⁠youtube.com/radiomike⁠ ✍️ Read my Blog: ⁠radiomike.subs...

Book 5 | Prologue - Nineteen Years of Wandering 02.02.2026 54:46

Welcome to Harry Potter and the Seven Servants. We kick off we the Prologue of this hopefully not excessively long book, where The Master closely follows the life of Harry Potter as he family begins to grow. Hey! I’m all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool. Go find me somewhere!!! ▶️ Youtube Channel: ⁠youtube.com/radiomike⁠ ✍️ Read my Blog: ⁠radiomike.substack.com⁠ 📷 Instagram...

Introducing Book 5: Title and Artwork Reveal 29.01.2026 10:55

Welcome to Book 5 of Harry Potter and the Boys. Enjoy as Sam responds blindly to the new podcast artwork by cartoonist Dave Ferrier, and reads the title of the book. We're back Tuesday! Hey! I’m all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool. Go find me somewhere!!! ▶️ Youtube Channel: ⁠youtube.com/radiomike⁠ ✍️ Read my Blog: ⁠radiomike.substack.com⁠ 📷 Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/r...

Book 4 | Chapter 53 - The New Wizarding War (SEASON FINALE!!!) 29.12.2025 45:37

We made it to the end of Book 4: The Phantom Farter, but a new Wizarding War is about to begin, and Derrick feels like he might be in the middle of it all... Hey! I’m all over the internet doing dumb stuff that I think is cool. Go find me somewhere!!! ▶️ Youtube Channel: ⁠youtube.com/radiomike⁠ ✍️ Read my Blog: ⁠radiomike.substack.com⁠ 📷 Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/radio.mike⁠ 🧵Threads: https://ww...