Hard Factor

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Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480

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Hard Factor 6/25: E. Jean Carroll is Not Trump's Type and Prescription Drugs are Causing Dementia 25.06.2019 23:27

President Trump is accused by another woman (E. Jean Carroll) of sexual assault, this time in a department store. A new study reveals that many common prescription drugs may be linked to as much as 50% higher likelihood of getting dementia. Other headlines including Iran, Oregon has too much weed, the Redskins name is here to stay, giant squid on camera, and more. Brought to you by Policy Genius L...

Hard Factor 6/24: Iran is Cruising for A Bruising, Landlord Tries to Murder with Shotgun then Machete 24.06.2019 24:03

On today's episode of Hard Factor... The US and Iran are beefing hard. Seems like the US is getting attacked a lot: re: oil tankers, unmanned drones, cyber attacks. EA Sports needs to remove Iran from FIFA 2020, yesterday, or give them an overall team score of a 5 and have them celebrate goals scored by or on them by having them do a pro longed team gay sex dog-pile. It's an easy way to win this w...

Hard Factor 6/21: Friday Shows are Back, Florida Man, Democratic Candidate Roast 21.06.2019 24:21

On today's episode of Hard Factor ... Friday shows are back! Florida Man and Democratic candidate roast! Brought to you by DollarShaveClub.com --> Follow Hard Factor: @HardFactorMark @HardFactorPat @HardFactorWes @HardFactorWill @HardFactorNews Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hard Factor 6/20: Minimum Wage Still Sucks, CBD Might Actually Kill You, Boeing Keeps Getting Slammed & Other Great Topics In The Lightning Round 20.06.2019 26:41

A new study has found that CBD may actually be killing you, especially your liver. It sure is killing mice at an alarming rate, so you may want to skip the old CBD tincture & vodka combo until we find out more. OTHER TOPICS: - Joe Biden says some stupid shit - Minimum Wage still sucks - Aliens do exist -More bad news for Boeing - India's water crisis Brought to you by DollarShaveClub.com --> Fo...

Hard Factor 6/19: China Is Harvesting Organs From Prisoners for Cash, Troops Are Headed to Iran, Alaska Murders, Weinstein's Lawyer Quits 19.06.2019 21:24

On Today's Episode of Hard Factor: Just in case you needed another reason to not be in a Chinese prison, you can ad fear of having your organs harvested to that list. What the hell China? An international tribunal in London has concluded that China is literally killing prisoners and harvesting their organs to satisfy a booming organ trade that is reportedly worth over 1 billion dollars a year. So...

Hard Factor 6/18: Dominican Republic of Death and Boeing's "Really Sorry" 18.06.2019 18:41

On Todays's Episode of Hard Factor... But with those views and the affordable prices, who gives a shit. Oh yeah and by far the best Lighting Round of the day. Listen and subscribe now! Brought to you by: dollarshaveclub.com/hard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

HARD FACTOR 6/17: Hong Kong Still Protesting Hard, Bad Job by the Phoenix PD, and a Lightning Round of Other Headlines 17.06.2019 24:59

Protests in Hong Kong rage on with the citizens fighting against extradition rights to China. The Phoenix, AZ police have some explaining to do after they went crazy on a family over a Dollar Tree indecent. Oil tanker attacks in the Gulf of Oman, penis problems in Brazil, the “Mandrake Wizard” in India, and much more. Brought to you by: dollarshaveclub.com/hard Learn more about your ad choices. Vi...

Hard Factor 6/13: Trump Would Listen If Foreigners Offered Dirt On Opponents, Don't Fuck With Hard Factor, The Worlds First Potheads Discovered 13.06.2019 29:55

President Trump said Wednesday that he would not necessarily call the FBI if offered opposition research from foreign governments. "I've seen a lot of things over my life, I don't think in my whole life I've ever called the FBI," Trump told George Stephanopoulos in an interview. "I think you might want to listen. There's nothing wrong with listening. If somebody called from a country, Norway, 'we...

Hard Factor 6/12/19: Kim Jung Un Killed His Bro Because He Was A CIA Informant, and Because He's Insane 12.06.2019 23:21

On today's episode of Hard Factor... Kim Jung Un is a psychopath. Not much else to say there. Listen to the podcast for the full story. It's too early to use your eyes; click the link to the show and let your ears do the work. Brought to you by: wethepeopleholsters.com/factor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hard Factor 6/11/19: Mexican Tariff Update & Long Lightning Round 11.06.2019 24:00

Trump and Mexico are in a classic Mexican Standoff situation, and Trump is using some classic last minute sales tactics to get Mexico to buy our produce. Tune In for that and a long Lightning Round of other topics. Thanks for listening!! Brought to you by: wethepeopleholsters.com/factor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

HARD FACTOR 6/10: Massive Protest in Hong Kong and a Lightning Round of Other Headlines 10.06.2019 24:10

Hong Kongers showed up by the hundreds of thousands, or even millions depending on who you ask, to protest new extradition laws being forced on them by China. A lightning round of other headlines, including more American deaths in the Dominican Republic, the Mexican tariff resolution, Kim Jong Un killing people with pirañas, and a California man who just thinks swastikas look “really cool.” Brou...

Hard Factor 6/6/19: 200th EPISODE!!! Trumpdate, Dominican Republic Resorts Are Dangerous?, Lightning Round 06.06.2019 32:43

On our 200th episode we give you an update on all things President Donald Trump, American tourists dying/getting murdered at resorts in The Dominican Republic, and a LONG lightening round. Please continue to spread the word and we hope to bring you much more content in the future. Cheers!! Brought to you by We The People Holsters --> Enter promo code: FACTOR Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...

Hard Factor 6/5: Scumbag Husband Left His Wife After Burning Her With Gasoline, Fishermen Catch 50 Kilos of Cocaine, Alabama Introduces Chemical Castration For Pedos 05.06.2019 24:33

On Today's Episode of Hard Factor: SOFT CORNER: A scumbag leaves his wife after she suffered burns on over 90% of her body because he tried to reignite a campfire with gasoline. While traveling from UK to Dubai Victoria Buchanan realized she had a little left over stuff from the night before, and like a cocaine captain she thought it better to go down with her ship than part with the party favor...

Hard Factor 6/4: Naked Man on Meth Hammers Through Neighbor's Walls 04.06.2019 22:40

On today's episode... Tariffs and Walls is going to replace Chutes and Ladders as the hottest new children's game ™Hard Factor Ever have one of those nights where you wake up because your neighbor breaks into your house, gets naked grabs your hammer and starts trying to break through your bedroom wall 'The Shining' style? At least one family has. This and a Lightning Round full of shit you need to...

HARD FACTOR 6/3: An Out of Control Principal Loves Strippers, and Illinois Legalizes Marijuana + Gambling on Sports 03.06.2019 22:12

This guy who looks like a hamster is actually just a dude who loves to get hammered and go to the strip club when he's out of town on business. He also happens to be a Catholic school principal who takes kids on field trips. President Trump and Meghan Markle are beefing, Illinois legalized recreational marijuana and sports gambling in the same week, mystery murders in the Dominican Republic, Rodri...

Hard Factor 5/30/19: Mueller Speaks & Says NO COLLUSION, but...& The Lightening Round 30.05.2019 21:17

Robert Mueller finally spoke to the press, kind of, about his report. He essentially said NO COLLUSION and if you want to know more read the damn report, I'm gong to Tahiti. Lighting Round of Other Topics, including Florida WOMAN, Weed, Uber, Alex Trebek Brought to you by: dollarshaveclub.com/hard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

HARD FACTOR 5/29: SCOTUS OKs Abortion Law, Woman in Hawaii Lost in the Woods, and a Florida Special 29.05.2019 24:59

The Supreme Court ruled in favor of upholding existing abortion policy in Indiana to the outrage of Clarence Thomas. A woman in Hawaii got lost in the woods for 17 days without phone or water because she was following a voice in her head. Several stories from the Sunshine state, the highest paid hooker in the USA, UFOs and much much more. Brought to you by: dollarshaveclub.com/hard Learn more ab...

Hard Factor 5/28: Sex Cult Leader With ED Is A Tough Look 28.05.2019 24:30

On today's episode of Hard Factor... This fucking creep Keith Raniere who looks like Stephen King's slightly more handsome younger brother was a sex cult leader that allegedly suffered from severe ED. What a loser. After that we go through a lightning round of other topics, check it out. Brought to you by: dollarshaveclub.com/hard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hard Factor 5/23: Michael Avenatti "Screws" Stormy Daniels, Loooong Lightening Round Of Other Topics 23.05.2019 22:09

Michael Avenatti is once again in the news for being the worlds biggest slime-ball. Allegedly stealing $300,000 from Stormy Daniels. And a whole bunch of hilarious topics in our long lightening round. Brought to you by WeThePeopleHolsters.com enter promo code: FACTOR Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hard Factor 5/22: Arthur's Teacher Is So Gay, And What A Lightning Round 22.05.2019 22:39

On Today's episode of Hard Factor.... The decision makers in the state of Alabama are acting like a bunch of Arthurs. Oh and there's a fantastic Lightning Round, don't believe us, just listen to the pod. Brought to you by WeThePeopleHolsters.com enter promo code: FACTOR Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hard Factor 5/21: Brexit Is Still A Shit Show, Woman Impersonates Sheriff to Jailbreak Boyfriend 21.05.2019 21:39

The man pictured above is Nigel Farage, the leader of the Brexit Party. An anti-Brexit "remainer" hit him with a salted caramel and banana milkshake from Five Guys Burgers & Fries. The big news here is that the United Kingdom has Five Guys. Does this look like the face of a woman that would jailbreak her boyfriend by calling the jail and pretending to be the sheriff? If you said yes, gold star. T...

HARD FACTOR 5/20: Trumpdate on Abortion Bans and Iran, Tornadoes Ripping up the Country, and Much More 20.05.2019 19:57

President Trump finally weighed in on the abortion bans being passed in the South, and he thinks the GOP needs to get on the same page. He also fired off another reminder to Iran Never to threaten the US ever again. Tornadoes are ripping through communities across the US this spring, with more to come. Big weather is going crazy with the coverage. Biden wants to campaign on unity, Arnold chewed a...

Hard Factor 5/16: Alabama Fucks - But Don't Abort, British Maury Povich Is Killing People 16.05.2019 26:13

Alabama's Governor Kay Ivey is not a fan of abortion. She is 74 and she wants people to know the pregnancy options are binary, carrying pa baby to term, or not be pregnant at all. This is the worst abortion law since... last week. Jeremy Kyle is a complete asshole. His talk show was cancelled after a long run of ruining people lives, one person who was recently on the show and committed suicide s...

Hard Factor 5/15: Democratic Candidate Rundown, Florida Man Who Hoops In The Nude, Lightening Round 15.05.2019 23:27

Guess what? Joe Biden has a commanding lead in the Democratic Presidential Candidate race, and probably because he wears the coolest sunglasses of anyone. We will take you through who the other front runners are and explain why Beto and Elizabeth Warren have no chance. A Florida Man (just look at those eyes) was arrested for practicing his basketball skills in public. No big deal, except that h...

Hard Factor 5/14: Monsanto's Getting Their Dicks Sued Off, Crossbow Murders In Germany, And Menstrual Sheds 14.05.2019 22:50

Those assholes at Monsanto are paying out lawsuits again, because Round Up which they own likely causes cancer. Not good for a few of the Hard Factor boys who were huge Round Up guys in the 2000s. That and the cigarette abuse, and the genetic history. In the US we've had a string of machete attacks, but in Germany they have had attacks with a non conventional weapon as well. That being the crossbo...