Hard Factor

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Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480

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Hard Factor 8/1: Democratic Debate Recap Night TWO With Hasan Piker 01.08.2019 36:34

On today's episode.. Hasan Piker @hasanthehun joins us for a recap of the Democratic Debates night two. We breakdown how the candidates faired, talk bets, and who we think we will NOT see in the next debates. Also, Hard Factor will be at the next debates in Houston, TX, so stay tuned for more live content!! Be sure to use this code for your free $20 match for betting on politics www.predictit.o...

Hard Factor 7/31: Democratic Debate Night 1 They Are Who We Thought They Were 31.07.2019 30:09

Ten democrats debated each other's bleeding little hearts out for almost three hours and we watched it, analyzed it live and recapped it on today's podcast, so you didn't have to. The biggest takeaway of the night was that Delaney would absolutely dominate the balloon animal business at any park, fair or birthday party his heart desired. Make sure to tune into tonight's live Hard Factor debate pr...

Hard Factor 7/30: Equifax Probably Owes You $125, and Pink Lady Bandit Busted 30.07.2019 22:33

On Today's Episode of Hard Factor: Equifax says it is going to pay out over 700 million dollars to the over 145 million customers that were effected by a 2017 data breach, the largest ever, in an order handed down by The Federal Trade Commission. Each person effected gets an amount which equals a very nice dinner on Equifax, or around $125. However some customers who had to spend time and money to...

Hard Factor 7/29: American Teens Arrested for Killing Italian Cop, the A$AP Rocky/Sweden Saga and Much More 29.07.2019 28:14

Two American teens from the Bay Area are under arrest for murdering a police officer with a knife during an altercation in Rome. The A$AP Rocky arrest in Sweden explained, as he prepares to go to trial there. A news buffet of other headlines, including a mass shooting at a California garlic festival, Director of National Intelligence resignation, Trump vs. Elijah Cummings on Twitter, an Indianapol...

Hard Factor 7/26: VIVA PUERTO RICO!! Island Friday Episode!!! 26.07.2019 31:54

On Today's Episode We Celebrate PUERTO RICO!!! It's an Island Friday Episode, just listen and enjoy!! ALSO, be sure to get your FREE $20 bonus when you sign up on the premiere political betting site by going to www.predictit.org/promo/hardfactor20 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hard Factor 7.25: The BEST Breakdown Of The Mueller Testimony On The Internet, The SOFT CORNER is BACK, Plus The News Buffet 25.07.2019 26:17

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Hard Factor 7/24: Welcome to the Age of Bro-is, Austin Petersen, and Semen Sculptures 24.07.2019 31:46

The UK or England or whatever that country of Queen worshipping tea sippers calls themselves these days just moved into 3050, and that's because Bro-is Johnson is going to become Prime Minister, we think, as current Prime Minister Theresa May is likely to step down today. Brexit just got a whole hell of a lot more incredibler. That and an interview with Austin Petersen one of the top Libertarian...

Hard Factor 7/23: Iran Says It’s About to Kill Some CIA Spies, Jon Jones Has No Strip Club Etiquette 23.07.2019 23:16

On Friday, Iran seized a British owned oil tanker. When asked why they seized it, they claimed it was for “polluting.” Britain had previously been told it was detained on suspicion of delivering to Syria. Basically, they do some shit with these tankers or a drone and when you ask them why they just scream out random answers. It's like they're trying desperately to conceal a cat from their landlor...

Hard Factor 7/22: Mueller is Back for Another Round, Gators are Everywhere Across the USA, and People are Fighting Over Bologna 22.07.2019 27:25

Special Counsel Robert Mueller is going to testify to the House later this week, and that has fellow Mr. Rogers look-alike Jerry Nadler extremely excited... meanwhile Trump is crashing MAGA themed weddings and complimenting the groom on his physical stature. An eclectic news buffet, featuring stories about Bernie's well paid campaign staff, a Louisiana cop falling for fake news, El Chapo, gators b...

Hard Factor 7/19: FLORIDA MAN FRIDAY, OH YEAH!!!!! 19.07.2019 20:20

A slew of all Florida stories for your ears, plus some other important headlines in the News Buffet!! Brought to you by We The People Holsters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hard Factor 7/18: Ft. D.C. Insider & Hilarious Lady "Senator" Shoshana Weissmann 18.07.2019 29:35

On Today's Episode of Hard Factor.... He may be a tad late to the women's equal rights movement and tell VERY DARK sexist jokes, but Filipino President Rodrigo Duterte has officially announced that his country will no longer stand for sexual harassment. We cover his countries progressive/about time moves, D.C. Insider & Hilarious Lady "Senator" Shoshana Weissmann Takes Our Call About Various Impo...

Hard Factor 7/17: The Squad Is MAD, Dog Fails At Being Dog 17.07.2019 26:59

Huge day in the HOUSE yesterday: House Resolution 489 Passed with a vote of 240-187, officially condemning Trump's tweets as racist. Georgia Republican Doug Collins is coming for Cocaine Mitch to take his superlative for “looks-most-like-a-turtle-in-politics.” And;; Nancy Pelosi Pelosi lost her speaking rights on the floor for the day because she called Trump a racist… keep in mind this was during...

Hard Factor 7/16: Congresswomen Held Anti Trump Press Conference and Alabama Meth Gators 16.07.2019 23:19

- Trump pissed off the congresswomen you see in the photo above. Might have had something to do with the twitter rant saying they should go back home and clean up their own countries backyards before trying to comment on American politics. - Classic Donald. - Trump also signed an executive order for that requires federal agencies to purchase products using a higher percentage of American componen...

Hard Factor 7/15: Presidential Twitter War, Yellow Vests Losing Eyeballs in France, and Storm Area 51 15.07.2019 27:36

President Trump got aggressive on Twitter over the weekend with challenges to Democratic congress women to move back to their families' countries of origin and fix the political problems there before telling us how to do it in America. French Yellow Vest protestors are literally losing their eyeballs from the altercations with police. Wimbledon was a hell of a time, New York city barely survived a...

Hard Factor 7/12: Uranium, a Rattle Snake, and Kentucky Whiskey, the road trip essentials 12.07.2019 24:25

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Hard Factor 7/11: White House Social Media Summit, The Acosta and Epstein Show, and a New Buffet of Other Headlines 11.07.2019 21:43

The White House is hosting a star-studded social media summit featuring a cast of attendees that gives a clue to the re-election strategy in 2020. Secretary of Labor Alex Acosta is facing demands to resign for cutting a sweetheart deal with alleged raping sociopath Jeffery Epstein. Finally, a news buffet of other headlines including a border update, hurricane season, and Megan Rapinoe's speech at...

Hard Factor 7/10: 'Cocaine Mitch' McConnell Has a Challenger in Kentucky & Her Name Is Bloodbath McGrath 10.07.2019 21:47

Mitch McConnell has a new challenger in his home state in the form of Marine Combat Aviator Amy “Blood Bath” McGrath. McGrath lost a close House race in 2018, and now she's stated her aims to take down the Big Kentucky Kahuna, Cocaine Mitch, in 2020. Amy McGrath seems like a go getter, but she has about as much of a chance as a fish in the bourbon filled Kentucky river of surviving a political rac...

Hard Factor 7/9: Jeffrey Epstein is Allegedly a Child Trafficking Rapist Scumbag Piece of Shit 09.07.2019 27:06

On today's episode... Jeffrey Epstein is Leading the Race for Earth's Worse Person effrey Epstein, the billionaire child sex trafficker rapist, was all over the news yesterday. Epstein was smart enough to make billions of dollars, but not smart enough to not keep labeled CD-ROM's of underage girls he and his buddies fucked as well as nude photos of said victims in a safe in his 50 million dollar u...

Hard Factor 7/8: Judges in the Soft Corner for Cracking Down on Bikini Baristas, Earthquakes, Epstein, Iran, and Much More 08.07.2019 24:41

You'd probably like buying coffee from her more than your local chain store barista, but Federal judges are backing rulings that want to take that right away from you, and the baristas. Earthquakes rock the pacific rim, Jeffrey Epstein is a pedo, Iran wants to enrich more uranium, Floridian wild dogs, Mackenzie Bezos, and a naked home invasion on the 4th of July. Learn more about your ad choices....

Hard Facto 7/3: Trump's 4th of July Extravaganza, Denver Feeding it's Geese to the Poor, Serial Toilet Clogger Sentenced 03.07.2019 23:51

On Today's Episode of Hard Factor: If there is anything that Donald Trump likes more than hanging out with his boyz, its planning parties to impress his boyz, and this 4th of July in Washington DC is going to be one hell of a party, and if you get off on extreme patriotism, or nationalism as some are calling it, and the flexing of America's military might, then this is the party for you. So what...

Hard Factor 7/2: Whaling is Back, Uber Eats with Guns, Florida Man Eats Meth Burger 02.07.2019 20:51

On today's episode of Hard Factor... Good news fans of eating whale and angry old man from Moby Dick (Captain Ahab?) and that's because Japan has left the international committee of haters and is just going to start whaling again. Got a bunch of good shit in the Lightning Round as well: - Mike Pompeo used diplomatic security like they were "uber eats with guns" - Wes doesn't know which fast food c...

Hard Factor 7/1: Trump's Asian Adventure, & Election Odds Update 01.07.2019 27:20

President Trump became the first American President to step foot in North Korea over the weekend. He also attended the G-20 summit where he met with all the boys (Xi, Putin, MBS, etc.), hilarity ensued. The Democratic presidential nominee odds got a shake-up, a terrible plane crash in Texas, the CDC issued warnings not to make people sick with your butt in the pool, and much more. Learn more abo...

Hard Factor 6/28: Democratic Debate Recap - Night 2 28.06.2019 24:17

Kate joins us to discuss the second night of democratic debates in a word association format. Also, SCOTUS making moves and Trump meeting with Xi. Brought to you by Policy Genius Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hard Factor 6/27: PFT Joins Us For A Democratic Debate Recap, Mueller To Testify Before Congress, How Do The Japanese Live So Long & Other Topics In The Lightning Round 27.06.2019 31:38

Join us as @PFTCommenter joins @HardFactorNews for a recap of the first night of Democratic debates. We will let you know who we think got bitched, some looks roasting, who has no chance, some prop bet talk & what comes up when you search each candidate on twitter. Be sure to tune in for a FRIDAY show where we will recap the second night of debates Lightning Round: -Japanese People Know How to G...

Hard Factor 6/26: The Border Is Hell On Earth, Democratic Presidential Debates Preview, San Fran Bans Vaping 26.06.2019 25:27

On Today's Episode of Hard Factor: So, our country is objectively great. I can say that with confidence because there are literally tens of thousands of people who would rather be in the U.S. than their own countries; so badly that they are queued up outside of our souther borders like a family in middle America outside an Olive Garden, at 7:00pm on a Saturday night, with no buzzer; and they don...