Hard Factor
Hard Factor
Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480
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Episodes
1/7/22: UK Man Permanently Tan After Overdosing On Injectable Tanner 07.01.2022 1:29:10
28 year old Dylan Wright of Essex, made a vain mistake that will haunt him for the rest of his life, overdosed on injectable tanner ahead of a vacation to Spain and doctors say the damage is irreversible, that story here: (xx:xx:xx) Jeremy Faison, a Republican member of the Tennessee House of Representatives, apologized on for being “bad wrong” after a video emerged of him attempting to pull down...
1/6/22: The Pope Is Talking Trash To Pet Owners & Novak Djokovic Is Being Booted From Australia 06.01.2022 1:06:46
On today’s episode, Novak Djokovic will not be winning another Australian Open because they are deporting his ass over Covid violations, Terrell Owens thinks he can still play in the NFl, South Carolina woman takes a bite out of an officers penis, Kazakhstan has a successful insurrection as homage to our own insurrection (00:22:10) Mark is not happy with the Pope and what he said about having kids...
1/5/22: Covid is Being a Dick, The Fart Game Lost a Good One, and Fish that Drive 05.01.2022 1:04:52
On today’s episode, we are short Hard Factor Wes who has a bad case of COVID-19 and is one of the million people per day testing positive in the US alone (00:26:30). Former Hard Factor guest Stephanie Matto, star of 90 Day Fiance and seller of her farts in a jar, is retiring after a near death experience from a fart heavy diet (00:37:18). In Israel, scientists have done it. They have built a car f...
1/4/22: Taliban Orders Beheading Of All Mannequins & Outback Steakhouse Is EXPOSED 04.01.2022 56:41
On today’s Hard Factor..Chipotle announces new healthy fake chorizo bowls, worker exposes Outback Steakhouse’s lobster tails, Betty White Challenge, Pabst Blue Ribbon beer making waves with raunchy tweet, Elon Musk announced showroom in Xinjiang China (00:29:35), Keanu Reeves might be the nicest person on Earth, Germany uses sheep to spread covid message, people are dying from Mochi in Japan, the...
1/3/22: It’s Raining Fish, Prince Andrew is Sweating and MTG is BAN’ed from Twitter 03.01.2022 1:02:18
In Texarkana they experienced a rare weather phenomenon called animal rain, where water spouts and high winds cause animals like fish to rain down from the sky (00:19:18). Prince Andrew is going to have to prove he couldn’t sweat with medical records (00:51:57). Marjorie Taylor Greene is permanently banned from Twitter (00:25:44). (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:06:20) -...
12/31/21: Prince Andrew Can Finally Sweat Again, and the Queen’s Guard is Trampling Children 31.12.2021 1:39:06
Final episode of 2021 complete with everything you need to know to close out the year, including Prince Andrew starting to sweat over his impending civil suit (00:23:35), and the Queen’s Guard in London just trucking children who wouldn't “make way” (00:37:45). This, and MUCH more… (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:10:13) - Fun Fact: NYE Edition (00:13:59) - Holidays: Champ...
12/30/21: France Is Banning Internet Porn?!, Ghislaine Maxwell Found Guilty & A Middle School Teacher Outs Her Gay Students 30.12.2021 1:04:55
On today’s Hard Factor..The jury in the Ghislaine Maxwell trial finds her guilty of 5 of the 6 counts (00:24:35), DoorDash is making ALL employees Dash once a month, a middle school teacher who recruited students for her LGTBQ Club by spying on them online (00:38:50), another journalist falls out a window in Russia, France is banning internet porn (00:53:50) & killer squirrels. (00:00:00) - Times...
12/29/21: Alexa is Daring Kids to Electrocute Themselves and Naughty Nurses are Giving Elderly Men the Ultimate Happy Ending 29.12.2021 1:07:22
This WTFWednesday is chock full of incredible news stories, including the Ghislaine trial being weird again, Delta Karen, Alexa telling kids to electrocute themselves (00:21:56), NASA studying what revealing alien life would do to people’s brains, China making people exercise while they eat McDonalds, a Nurse in Canada who was giving her nursing home patient extra special care (00:53:04), and MUCH...
12/28/21: Flatulent Co-Worker Loses Court Case Over Farting Too Much at Work 28.12.2021 1:12:54
This episode takes us on a journey starting in the USA, with Covid test shortages, potential Russian spies, and crazy mob family shootings; and finally makes it over to the UK with a trio of insane stories featuring crossbows, bus drivers, and a man who lost a lawsuit over farting too much at work (01:00:12) (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:04:48) - Fun Fact: IRS Taxes Ill...
12/27/21: Flights Cancelled By The Thousands & President Biden Gets Pranked On Christmas Eve 27.12.2021 1:08:49
On today’s episode of Hard Factor… Flights are cancelled across the country due to Omicron spread (00:23:40), South African hero Desmond Tutu has died at the age of 90, Oregon man pranks Joe Biden on Christmas Eve with “Let’s Go Brandon” joke (00:30:05), potato shortage in Japan is causing McDonalds there to sell only small fries, Anonymous hacks UN website & other trolls, Australian man has to st...
12/24/21: Holiday Relationships & Dating Advice With Marni Kinrys AKA "Every Guys Personal Wing Girl" 24.12.2021 51:20
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12/23/21: Huge Wheel Of Fortune Controversy & Arsonist Is Appointed Towns New Fire Chief 23.12.2021 1:12:02
New Covid Pill is out and it’s great news for the pandemic, listeria recall for popular salad kits, HUGE Wheel of Fortune Controversy (00:19:10) Idaho man arrested for being a dick cannibal, man previously convicted of arson is appointed towns new fire chief, Brigette Macron might be a man (00:56:05), Sweden wants to microchip you, Russian man burns it down Office Space style and Xi’s book gets ra...
12/22/21: Omicron Variant Putting Stress on Queen Elizabeth, Dr. Fauci, and Pretty Much Everyone in the World 22.12.2021 1:10:09
The Omicron variant is destroying life in all kinds of ways like Stephen A catching it (00:11:55), Fauci getting “kill shots” put on him (00:21:48), covid mask policing gone wild at US airports (00:40:05), and the Queen skipping traditional holiday travel (00:45:28). This, and MUCH more… (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:05:00) - Fun Fact: Shortest Country is East Timor (00...
12/21/21: Third Grade Class Holocaust Re-enactment Upsets Pretty Much Everyone 21.12.2021 1:07:51
Watkins Elementary School third grade teacher Kimberlynn Jurkowski had her third graders re-enact the Holocaust and she’s obviously been removed from her job (00:54:37) (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:04:58) - Fun Fact: The phrase “don’t be a smart Alec” came from a 19th century conman that tried to outsmart the local police (00:08:17) - Holidays: Winter Solstice (00:10:5...
12/20/21: Truckers are Boycotting the State of Colorado 20.12.2021 1:10:31
Incredible collection of stories to kick off your week, including the trucker boycott of the state of Colorado (00:23:03), and much more. (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:07:11) - Fun Fact: Clouds are Heavy (00:08:28) - Holidays: Cathode Ray Tube Day (00:10:07) - This Day in History: Louisiana Purchase (00:13:31) - #3 - Shopping Cart Killer Caught in Virginia (00:16:35) -...
12/17/21: Turns Out Jackson Mahomes Could Be a Tiz, Sad. 17.12.2021 1:21:47
The little brother no one wants is at it again, Jackson Mahomes got absolutely destroyed by a Kansas City bar that didn’t show the him the respect his brother deserves which lead to a social media shoot out and the all too sad realization that Jackson might be special, but not in the way his brother Patrick is. That story here: (00:20:34) Also, honorary Florida Man robs a bank and then deposits it...
12/16/21: 90 Day Fiancé Star and Fart Entrepreneur Stephanie Matto 16.12.2021 1:28:40
On today’s show… one of the stars of the hit reality show 90 Day Fiancé, with a burgeoning new fart sales business, Stephanie Matto, joins the pod to discuss all the buzz around her new business (00:49:49), PLUS all the other headlines you need to know today. (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:03:27) - Fun Fact: Dead Jockeys and Marsupial Vaginas (00:05:58) - Holidays: Finis...
12/15/21: Evidence Of UFO Crash Landing On Mars Discovered & Big Discovery Confirms Vikings Did Indeed Take Large Shits 15.12.2021 1:10:46
On today’s show….Tool Drummer Danny Carey arrested for being a TOOL in Kansas City Airport, President Biden says student loan payments will resume February 1st, Cockchuterie boards are the best holiday gift you can give, Fossilized Viking shit is discovered (00:38:06), Pakistani women are beaten and drug naked through streets for stealing, South African man discovered UFO crash landing on Mars (00...
12/14/21: ATX’s #1 Toyota Dealer Paid Ex-Marines $750K to Kill Ex-Lover & Her Boyfriend 14.12.2021 1:06:20
Erik Charles Maund, a partner in the Charles Maund Toyota Group in Austin, Texas was indicted on Monday for allegedly hiring three ex-military contractors to kidnap and kill his ex-lover and her estranged boyfriend to end an extortion plot against him. (00:20:00) Kim Kardashian took to socials to drop an 8 photo bathroom pictorial to announce that she’d passed the California “Baby Bar” and lawyer...
VIDEO 12/13/21: Sex & The City Bent Peloton Over BIGtime & Otters Aren't That Cuddly 13.12.2021 1:13:19
Tornadoes devastated several states this weekend. Sadly there were close to 100 casualties 28:15. A man in Singapore was attacked by a group of otters at a public park and he’s not happy with the otters (00:43:35). Peloton is not happy with HBO and Sex and the City who’s new show featured the Peleton in episode 1 in a not so flattering light 16:55 00:00 - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Tim...
12/13/21: Sex & The City F#%&ed Peleton 13.12.2021 1:13:30
Tornadoes devastated several states this weekend. Sadly there were close to 100 casualties (00:29:33). A man in Singapore was attacked by a group of otters at a public park and he’s not happy with the otters (00:43:35). Peloton is not happy with HBO and Sex and the City who’s new show featured the Peleton in episode 1 in a not so flattering light (00:18:13). (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee i...
12/10/21: Hilary Clinton’s Masterclass & China Has Officially Banned Vasectomies 10.12.2021 1:29:47
They say those who can not do, teach, and for former presidential hopeful Hilary Clinton, that’s about the last move she has. That story here: (00:19:50) For decades China has allowed only one child per household, but after 30 years of one child per household and 90% male children it seems that things may have backfired. So as of now, getting snipped is not an option (00:42:58) (00:00:00) - Timest...
12/9/21: Finnish PM, Olympic Curling Ads, and Giant Weed Brownie are Too Hot for Society… but Metaverse Weddings are OK, Apparently 09.12.2021 1:14:30
Today’s episode of Hard Factor explores all of the hottest news stories out there, many of which are too hot to handle for various governments and corporations, but they want to sell you metaverse weddings anyway (01:03:11)… what a world. (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:05:24) - Fun Fact About Giraffe Mating (00:08:08) - Holidays: Anti-Corruption Day During Ghislaine Tria...
12/8/21: Rent Out the ‘Home Alone’ House this Holiday Season if Better.com Didn’t Fire You 08.12.2021 1:03:00
Great news for fans of ‘Home Alone,’ you can rent out the famous house the McCallister’s left their child in through Airbnb this holiday season and Buzz will host you (00:19:29). Also the CEO of Better.com fired over 900 employees callously in a zoom meeting this week (00:21:15). (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:09:01) - Fun Fact: Beatles’ song Michelle was inspired by Pau...
12/7/21: KY Derby Winner Medina Spirit Dies, Alzheimers & Boners Connected, & The Swiss Are Making Suicide Easier 07.12.2021 1:03:26
On today’s Episode we remember Pearl Harbor & Medina Spirit. We also talk Jussie Smollett, cocaine in Parliament, Alzheimers & Boner connection (00:54:45), Santa getting a gun in Colorado & a snake infestation in Maryland (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:03:40) - Fun Fact: Battleships (00:05:00) - Holidays: Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day & National Cotton Candy Day (00:05:2...
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