Hard Factor

Hard Factor

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Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480

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Hard Factor

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Latest episode

Jul 10, 2026

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12/6/21: Trans Swimmer is Smashing NCAA Women’s Speed Records 06.12.2021

UPenn swimmer Lia Thomas has become an absolute phenom in the world of collegiate women’s swimming. Back in November Lia set two school records in the 200 and 500 meter races with times that would have beaten the best swimmers in the country. She also recently transitioned genders and sports teams from the UPenn men’s team. (00:24:55) (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:07:00...

12/3/21: Tesla is Making ATVs for Nerds, and China is Making Fake Swiss Professors on Facebook 03.12.2021

Another beautiful Florida Man Friday, and we’ve got news to spare. Stories including: the new Tesla Cyberquad ATV for kids who will be bullied by Polaris kids (00:23:00), a fake Swiss biologist created by a Facebook network in China to spin disinformation about the origin of Covid-19 (00:38:33), and much more... (00:00:00) Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:03:51) - Fun Facts About SEX (...

12/2/21: Alec Baldwin Is Crying & Probably Lying About “Rust” Shooting On New ABC News Special 02.12.2021

Alec Baldwin sits down to tell his side of the horrific “Rust” shooting (00:21:40), an Indian Doctor prescribes eating cow poop to pregnant women, Pat’s health is deteriorating, man with world’s largest nose says it has its perks and MD man steals ED medicine from pharmacy (00:00:00) Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:04:45) - Fun Fact: There is a species of jellyfish the Turritopsis doh...

12/1/21: Royals, Presidents, Actors and Astronauts Named on Epstein’s Plane, and Robots Can Now Reproduce on Their Own 01.12.2021

Day 2 of the Ghislaine Maxwell case brought confirmation from the personal pilot of the Lolita Express or Jeffrey Epstein’s private plane that flew to his island, that several prominent men were regulars onboard like multiple ex US Presidents, a famous creepy actor, a prince, and an astronaut (00:20:36). Oh great it looks like AI robots, the xenobots, can now reproduce all on their own now (00:29:...

11/30/21: Twitter Jack is GONE Like a Leather Jacket in North Korea 30.11.2021

Jack Dorsey steps down as CEO of Twitter (00:18:20), Kim Jong Un bans leather jackets for everyone but himself in North Korea (00:00:00), insane animal stories from all over the globe and much more... (00:00:00) Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:05:55) - Fun Fact: Lauren Boebert and Ilhan Omar (00:07:25) - Holidays: Mason Jar/Meth Awareness Day (00:09:40) - This Day in History: First So...

11/29/21: Metaverse Lands Sells For Millions, New Covid Variant Update & Woman Breast Feeds A Cat On A Plane 29.11.2021

Metaverse digital land selling for millions of actual dollars (00:25:30), Omicron variant update from Will, who also has Covid, Hunter Biden’s laptop coming back to bite him again, woman breastfeeds her cat on a plane (00:56:30) & More Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:08:35) - Fun Fact: Black Friday Spending Average (00:11:05) - Holidays: National Customer Is Wrong Day & Hanukkah (00:13:10) - Thi...

11/26/21: Florida Man Friday - Squad Car BJs and Majestic Bald Eagles 26.11.2021

This Florida Man Friday episode starts off with some updates about famed Florida Man “Podium Guy” from the J6 Riot and Brian Laundrie, then straight into 5 firendish tales from the sunshine state, including Road Head in a Squad Car (00:23:50) and Florida Men Bonding Over Majestic Eagles (00:34:10) and MUCH more... (00:00:00) - Intro to Florida Man Friday and Update on Podium Guy (00:11:02) - Brain...

11/24/21: Pillow Fighting Leagues, ‘Dog Phone’ Invented and ‘Dog Man’ Spotted, Will Smith Vomits When he Orgasms 24.11.2021

The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Will Smith, claims he had so much sex with women that he got sick of it literally and threw up during orgasms (00:13:49). The PFC or Pillow Fighting Championship is an actual league of adults that pillow fight mainly in Florida and the owners think it can actually be successful (00:37:35). A Dr. in Scotland invented the dog phone because she wanted her dog to call her...

11/23/21: Bad Hotel Review Lands Grandma In The Streets & Mad Cash Grab On San Diego Highway 23.11.2021

An update on the Waukesha Parade Massacre, The “Black Alien” from France is cutting off his fingers to get claws (00:32:45), A woman is thrown out of the hotel she is staying in for leaving a bad review & an armored car spill cash all over a San Diego Highway, creating a free for all amongst motorists (01:02:50) (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:06:15) - Fun Fact: Busiest D...

11/22/21: Rittenhouse Acquitted, Fentanyl Weed, San Fran Gets Robbed, Euro Protests, and Aliens in Australia 22.11.2021

It’s a MAD MONDAY on Hard Factor, including one of the maddest things we’ve ever seen - fentanyl laced weed hospitalizing people in Connecticut (00:28:47). Other samples of madness include the Rittenhouse acquittal and subsequent reactions, San Francisco Nordstrom getting looted by a gang of 80, anti-Covid protests all over Europe, and alien sightings in Australia... (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of...

11/19/21: Chinese Man Banned From Buffets For Threatening Their Business 19.11.2021

The streamer known only as Mr Kang terrorized Handadi Seafood BBQ Buffet, in Changsha city, visiting several times and crushing their food supply until ownership finally sacked up and gave him the permanent boot. One visit he ate over 8lbs of prawns. In another visit he drank over 30 bottles of soy milk. He was just crushing their bottom line. That story here: (00:44:10) (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cu...

11/18/21: Capital Punishment, Adults Attracted to Minors, Revenge Porn Mayors and Pre-Historic Park 18.11.2021

The expected exoneration of two of the three convicted killers of Malcolm X set for today (00:21:20). Julius Jones is set for execution today in OK despite protests and petitions (00:26:30). MAPs or ‘Minor Attracted Persons exist and want people to know for some reason (00:35:30). Wooly mammoths are coming back (101:00:25). A mayor goes hard on revenge porn in Reddit (01:08:55). (00:00:00) - Times...

11/17/21: Mike Tyson Says Smoking Toad Changed His Life & The Goalkeeper For Iran’s Women’s Team Might Be A Man 17.11.2021

Mike Tyson says smoking venom from poisonous toads has changed his life (00:22:55), Iranian women’s soccer team facing allegations their goalkeeper is a man (00:44:35), Activision/Blizzard in big trouble for sexual assault & Beanie Babies CEO to the rescue? (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:06:30) - Fun Fact:  Kylian Mbappe has assisted ⅘ of Karim Benzema’s last goals for F...

11/16/21: Reese’s Pie Weighs Over 3 Pounds, and They Didn't Make Nearly Enough 16.11.2021

On Indiana day, the boys break down the history of LSD, court cases, crypto in the metaverse, Russia making space explosions, old guys, young guys, scorpion floods, possums, more China black-baggings, and most importantly the 3+ pound Reese's cup pie that’s already, sadly, sold out (00:21:23) (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:07:07) - Fun Facts about Indiana (00:07:25) - Ho...

11/15/21: Happy Birthday Macho Man Randy Savage 15.11.2021

Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:06:13) - Fun Fact: The Macho Man got his stage name from his Mom finding the term in a Reader’s Digest. Savage came from Ole Anderson his trainer. (00:08:07)- Holidays: Macho Man’s Birthday, National clean out your refrigerator day, National spicy hermit cookie day (00:10:26) - This Day in History: 1952 Macho Man Randy Savage was born (00:11:55) - Mr. T was trendi...

11/12/21: Dictators End the Week Extremely Strong 12.11.2021

Wow dictators really threw their weight around to end the week. China’s Xi Jinping decided to make a resolution on top of his decree a little while back that he could be President for life. Now he is considered as powerful as the founding father of the People’s Republic of China Mao Zedong. That story here (00:23:45) (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:05:12) - Fun Fact: The...

11/11/21: French Soccer Player Gets Nancy Kerrigan'd & Man Catches Fire After Being Tased 11.11.2021

A French soccer player tried to Nancy Kerrigan her teammate to get playing time (00:22:45) and a man catches fire after dousing himself with hand sanitizer & then getting tased (00:40:05) Also inflation report, Kyle Rittenhouse trial update, Peruvian family adopts a fox thinking it was a dog, woman gets soup thrown in her face & woman gets charged for crying on her doctor bill. (00:00:00) - Timest...

11/10/21: Robots Commandeer Walmart Trucks, and Humans Flee to the Toxic Water 10.11.2021

Walmart has officially lost their first truck fleet to robot pilots. That story here (00:20:20) (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:03:54) - Fun Fact: Blood Travels Fast (00:05:50) - Holidays: Marine Corps Birthday (00:09:05) - This Day in History: Home Alone Edition (00:10:43) - Trending Mentions: Twitter Launches “Blue” (00:13:30) - #3 - Arbys’ Announces French Fry Flavored...

11/9/21: International Travel Ban Lifted which is Huge News for Mail Order Bride Guys 09.11.2021

The recent lifting of the U.S. travel ban from dozens of countries ends more than a year and a half of restrictions. That story here (00:24:35) (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:04:12) - Fun Fact: A silent fart used to be called a fizzle (00:08:24) - Holidays: World Adoption Day, World Freedom Day, National Louisiana Day and Microtia Awareness Day (00:10:30) - This Day in H...

11/8/21: The News About Joe Biden and The Duchess of Cornwall will Blow You Away 08.11.2021

On top of likely signing the infrastructure bill this week, President Joe Biden is making headlines for cutting the cheese a little too loudly at a Royal art exhibition in Scotland last week (00:38:07). This, and much more on Monday’s episode with Mark, Pat and Will. (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:05:34) - Fun Fact: Umbrellas (00:07:28) - Holidays: Cappuccino Day (00:08:...

11/5/21: Vaccine Mandate Cometh 05.11.2021

On today’s episode of Hard Factor  - A new Covid-19 vaccine mandate is going into effect on January 4… President Biden announced the mandate yesterday and will require all employees at companies with 100 employees or more must be fully vaccinated against Covid-19 by January 4, 2022, OR take a test to prove they are negative every day when they come in. So buy your HR person something nice this hol...

11/4/21: New Condoms Exclusively For Small Penises & Big Vaginas, Election Results & How Zillow Is Fucking First Time Home Buyers 04.11.2021

On today’s show Pat tells us about a new condom designed to be worn by men & women (00:13:20), an update on Henry Ruggs & why Aaron Rogers wont be playing Sunday, Election Results, Will tells us how Zillow is fucking first time homebuyers and why Biden’s tax plan could make the rich richer (00:35:00), plus the tik tok international moment with bees, piranhas, the world’s fattest man & hysteria in...

11/3/21: JFK Jr. Misses the Red Wave, and Butt Lifting Pics Raise Our Spirits 03.11.2021

Another wild WTF Wednesday w/ stories about OJ, JFK Jr., the Wild Wild West Coast, and the trend that’s making the internet a lot nicer “Bottom’s Up” AKA butt lifting in sexy pics (00:49:37) (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:05:09) - Fun Fact: the Cat’s Meow (00:07:55) - Holidays: Housewives’ and Sandwich Day (00:10:14) - This Day in History: Spouse Ruined Backs (00:13:36)...

11/2/21: Zuckerberg’s Developing Plastic Robot Skin So You Can Feel the Metaverse 02.11.2021

Mark Zuckerberg is working with Carnegie Mellon scientists to develop ReSkin a deformable plastic “skin” less than 3 mm thick for use to satisfy Metaverse ambitions and the sensation of touch in the Metaverse. That story here (00:57:27) (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:06:25) - Fun Fact: Chimps testicle size is directly related to female promiscuity and infanticide (00:08:...

11/1/21: Pete Davidson Strikes Again, Poop-gate, Tiki Torches, and Exorcisms 01.11.2021

Insane collection of stories to start off the week, beginning with Pete Davidson somehow, probably bagging Kim Kardashian (00:24:05), and it doesn’t let up after that... (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:04:00) - Fun Fact: You’ve got about 1.5 gallons of blood (00:04:41) - Holidays: Dia De Los Muertos (00:05:06) - This Day in History: Othello (00:06:38) - Trending Mentions:...

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