Hard Factor

Hard Factor

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Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480

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Hard Factor

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Latest episode

Oct 22, 2026

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Episodes

3/11/22: World’s Greatest Sniper Unretires to Join Ukrainian Forces 11.03.2022

3/11/22: World’s Greatest Sniper Unretires to Join Ukrainian Forces Known only by the name Wali, the world's greatest sniper who served in the Afghan and Iraq wars for his home nation of Canada has entered Ukraine to join the resistance forces in the fight against Russia (00:34:15). Also, Madison Cawthorn calls the Ukrainian President a “thug” and Grime and Elon had a secret baby. (00:00:00) - Tim...

3/10/22: Avoid this Type of Heart, Ancient Shipwreck Discovered, Mississippi Needs a New Butt 10.03.2022

On today’s episode, explorer Ernest Shackleton discovered a 106 year old shipwreck in the Arctic (00:29:21). The man that received the first ever pig heart transplant died two months after receiving the heart (00:59:30). In Mississippi an assistant principal was fired for reading a book to 2nd graders titled ‘I Need a New Butt’ (01:04:03). (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:...

3/9/22: McDonald’s Has Had Enough of Putin, International Sexcapades, and Teacher Hospitalized by 5 Year-Old Florida Man 09.03.2022

On today’s Hard Factor… all the latest from Russia’s war on Ukraine, including the biggest blow yet to Putin - McDonald’s taking their tasty fries off the Russian Market (00:21:55); a trio of international stories about Horny Humans; and a 5 Year-Old Florida Man potentially facing charges for beating his teacher into the hospital… again (00:57:32) (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big T...

3/8/22: Ancient Demons, Gambling Woes, Oil Prices, Turkeys VS Mailmen, Perverts In Nigeria & Bill Cosby’s Next Tour 08.03.2022

On today’s Hard Factor…..Calvin Ridley suspended for gambling on the NFL, NBC goes to Defcon 1 over new conservative Spanish network, Yeezy slides sold out again, oil prices are skyrocketing, Ukraine update with Putin’s peace terms (00:21:35), ancient “Killing Stone” releases 1000 year old demon in Japan (00:32:00), Indian man trapped in basement in war torn Ukraine with his pet Panther and Jaguar...

3/7/22: Mexican Soccer Match Turns Deadly, Cyclists Pissing On Each Other & Kidnapping Hoax Update 07.03.2022

On today’s show.. A Mexican Liga MX soccer match turned very deadly (00:18:15), personal trainer drinks 100x the recommended amount of caffeine powder and accidentally kills himself, cyclists are now pissing on each other during races to avoid losing time during pee breaks (00:36:00) A Brazilian politician got a little too horny for refugees and its costing him his seat in Parliament & a great upd...

3/4/22: Kanye’s Insane Claymation ThreatTrack, Melinda Gates Tells All, Chicago’s Mayor Is Obscene & Naked Canadians Running Amuck 04.03.2022

On today’s show.. Will gives us a Ukraine update on what you need to know about that shit show, Kanye West makes an insane claymation music video featuring Pete Davidson’s severed head (00:22:35), Melinda Gates kind of insinuates Bill is a pedophile, Chicago’s mayor tells city workers she has a huge penis (00:30:15), a naked man runs amuck in Canada (00:37:40) , an Australian man bites the nipples...

3/3/22: Ukraine Update, Green Bay Hacker, Black Widow Bites Penis, ISIS Bride Affair + Texas Railroad Commission Candidate Sarah Stogner 03.03.2022

On today’s show Pat takes us through a State of The Union recap and then we head to Ukraine to see what new developments have happened since yesterday (00:18:35).  Will tells us a grizzly tale of a woman dubbed “The Green Bay Hacker” and what she did with her boyfriend (00:30:35), a man from Ireland almost loses his penis after he neglects a Black Widow bite (00:28:20) & Texas politician withdraws...

3/2/22: Putin Stripped of Judo AND Taekwondo Blackbelts 02.03.2022

You can pretty much call last summer a wash for Vladimir Putin after both World Taekwondo and The International Judo Federation brutally stripped him of his black belts. (00:13:42) Also Volodymyr Zelenskyy continues to stand in brave defiance to Putin’s senseless invasion. (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:03:10) - Fun Fact: Putin’s First Erection Came at the Age of 27 (00:...

3/1/22: Ukraine Still Fighting Strong, Feces Smeared on Person in NYC Subway, BBQ Sauce Shootout 01.03.2022

Ukraine is still fighting strong as there have been many new developments in the Russian invasion (00:13:25). A crazy man in the New York City subways smeared his own feces on a random woman 00:33:15). Estee Lauder fired a top executive making 10 million a year for posting a terrible meme online (00:47:53). Man in Texas shoots multiple employees for not giving him enough barbecue sauce (00:54:07)....

2/28/22: Putin Severely Underestimated the People of Ukraine, Meth Onions, Bees Orgasming to Death 28.02.2022

We stand with the people of Ukraine who are fighting off the Russian invaders valiantly. An update on the events of the weekend in Ukraine and around the world in relation to Ukraine (00:10:21). A giant truck full of onions was confiscated by the Otay Mesa Port as it contained millions in meth disguised as onions (00:31:44). Researchers in Canada have found that bees spontaneously ejaculate to the...

2/25/22: Putin Has A Little Penis, Breast Milk For Gains, Scary Mugshots & Busting Balls 25.02.2022

On today’s Hard Factor….HUGE Ukraine Update (00:23:00), Busting Will’s balls, Will makes good on his promise of burning his hat, a woman is selling her breast milk for sick gains (00:46:50) , scary Florida Man mugshots, double proxy weddings in Montana & Voicemails and Reviews (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:04:15) - Fun Fact: Kiev had the most visited McDonald’s in the w...

2/24/22: Hunter Biden’s Ex ‘WeedSlut_420’ Speaks Out; Phil Mickelson Tries to Sell Golf Out to Saudi Arabia 24.02.2022

On today’s Hard Factor one of our most common subjects, Hunter Biden’s ex girlfriends, have another tape of him doing crack and being crazy (00:14:10). Phil Mickelson is trying to help Saudi Arabia destroy the PGA (00:45:28), and Much much more… (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:05:55) - Fun Fact: Surgeons Who Game are More Accurate (Allegedly) (00:07:55) - Holidays: Thank...

2/23/22: U.S. Women’s Soccer Wins Big & U.S House Candidate Goes On Drunken Rampage At Tween Sleepover 23.02.2022

On today’s Hard Factor….Ukraine & Russia are still working it out and Will is going to tell us exactly what is going on there (00:30:15), Lil Durk gets owned by Young Boy in a diss battle, Aaron Rodgers is still a weirdo and proving it on social media, The U.S. Women’s Soccer Team scores a big victory against injustice (00:20:30), abandoned luxury vehicles on a ship at sea are burning up thanks to...

2/22/22: The “Soft” Episode (Invasions, Princes, Pillows, Jails & Break-Ins) 22.02.2022

On today’s Hard Factor…The situation with Russia and Ukraine keeps escalating (00:14:50), Trump’s Truth Social app has horrible launch, Mike Lindell wants to drop pillows from helicopters, a soft jail opening in Switzerland, details of the Prince Andrew settlement with Virginia Giuffre and how he’s being mocked by nursery rhymes (00:42:20), Hank The Tank plagues residents of South Lake Tahoe! (00:...

2/21/22: The Chode ‘Sode w/ Penis Reduction Candidate Oli London 21.02.2022

On today’s episode we’re joined by K-Pop star Oli London, a UK Born singer who has undergone over 20 surgeries to become culturally Korean. Oli has announced he will be seeking penis reduction surgery so his phallus can be more “Korean” (00:52:07) Also, a Finnish cross-country skier has his dong almost freeze off during the Olympics. (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:05:40)...

2/18/22: Chet Hanks has Anger Towards Dad Tom, The Ocean has Anger Toward Everyone 18.02.2022

Chet Hanks has released a video trying to explain why he’s been such a douche his whole life and a big part of that he says is not having his Dad around a lot growing up to be a strong male role model (00:27:22). The oceans have been on one this week with great white’s eating people whole, waves taking out ferry’s and people jumping off cruise ships (00:23:10). (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffe...

2/17/22: Invasion Day Came and Went Peacefully, Financial Genius Scares Everyone 17.02.2022

Charles Munger the billionaire right hand man of Warren Buffett and Vice Chairman of Berkshire Hathaway gave an interview on Wednesday at the age of 98 where he said he thinks the dollar will go to zero within 100 years and that we are setting ourselves up for the end of democracy and rise of Hitler 2.0 if inflation continues to pop off (00:25:37). The stated invasion date of Ukraine by Russia whi...

2/16/22: It’s NUTS How Much Water Nuts Need, Immortal Cheeseburgers and Baptism Fails 16.02.2022

We are never going to feel bad watering our lawn again after discovering how much water it takes to grow a single almond (00:05:40). A Pastor in Arizona has resigned after it was discovered that thousands of Baptisms he performed over multiple decades were null and void because he said the wrong words (00:31:30).  A woman found a five year old McDonald’s cheeseburger in her house that is fully int...

2/15/22: Ram Ranch Resistance: Stable Of Fake Gay Cowboys Emerges To Resist The Freedom Convoy In Canada 15.02.2022

Sarasota medical examiner released the full autopsy of Brain Laundrie which indicated that she shot himself (most likely) (00:21:46) Also, that mayor of that small Ohio town that clearly likes prostitutes in ice shacks resigned (00:24:01) (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:06:35) - Fun Fact: Operation Northwoods (00:08:59) - Holidays: Susan B. Anthony Day (00:09:37) - This D...

2/14/22: Moderna CEO Cashes Out and Disappears from Twitter as Freedom Convoy Goes Global 14.02.2022

Starting the week off strong with reports of extreme shadiness from the head of Moderna (00:09:12), the Freedom Convoy going global (00:28:36) and MUCH More… (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:07:21) - Fun Facts: About Valentine’s Day (00:11:59) - Holidays: Clean Out Your Computer Day (00:13:37) - This Day in History: St. Valentine Was a Badass (00:15:59) - Trending Mentions...

2/11/22: Don’t Go Bowling With DaBaby 11.02.2022

Da Baby is back in the news for doing something bad. This time he and his friends jumped his baby momma’s brother at a bowling alley and filmed it (00:28:40) . Russian security guard vandalized a 1.4 million dollar painting on his first day of work when he drew eyes on figures in the painting, with marker (00:44:30) (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:06:40) - Fun Fact: Today...

2/10/22: You Might Be Racist If You Use This Color Thumb Emoji 10.02.2022

An unexpected litmus test of whether someone is a true racist has emerged and it will certainly have a lot of “social progressives” taking a long hard look in the mirror. A new study finds that white people who use the “yellow” or “default” thumb-emoji skin color may be deeply intolerant and hateful, and may not even know it (00:56:37). Also the biggest headlines from around the internet, AND, at...

2/9/22: Don’t Fuck With Cats, Nelly’s Dick, Severed Heads, Giant Crocodiles & Bitcoin Hackers 09.02.2022

Nelly accidentally shares a video of himself getting a blowjob on Instagram, French soccer star gets busted for being a cat abuser (00:20:14), Iranian man decapitates his 17 year old wife in “honor killing”, traveling nurse sets co-worker on fire and then kills himself, UK railroad developers discover large tomb of headless bodies skeletons (00:37:58), crocodile in Indonesia is free after 6 years...

2/8/22: Government Crack Pipes, Watching Porn At 30,000 Feet, Disgusting Olympic Food & GAY Airports 08.02.2022

The Biden administration will start handing out crack pipes in May (00:17:20), Spirit and Frontier are merging, the food and conditions at the Beijing Olympics is worse than you can imagine (00:39:57), a man is busted watching porn on an airplane, Switzerland has cured spinal injuries & a very GAY airport in India is (00:59:40) (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:07:40) - Fun...

2/7/22: The Olympics is Stressful, GoFund Me Swats Truckers, Joe Rogan is Really Sorry 07.02.2022

The opening ceremonies of the Beijing Olympics turned into an all our political nail biter with everyone from announcers to athletes using the event as a forum to talk at the whose who of authoritative world leaders who were present. (00:30:10) (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:04:38) - Fun Fact: 1908 Russian Olympic Team Showed Up 12 Days Late (00:06:00) - Holidays: It’s N...

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