Hard Factor
Hard Factor
Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480
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2/10/22: You Might Be Racist If You Use This Color Thumb Emoji 10.02.2022 1:25:39
An unexpected litmus test of whether someone is a true racist has emerged and it will certainly have a lot of “social progressives” taking a long hard look in the mirror. A new study finds that white people who use the “yellow” or “default” thumb-emoji skin color may be deeply intolerant and hateful, and may not even know it (00:56:37). Also the biggest headlines from around the internet, AND, at...
2/9/22: Don’t Fuck With Cats, Nelly’s Dick, Severed Heads, Giant Crocodiles & Bitcoin Hackers 09.02.2022 1:04:36
Nelly accidentally shares a video of himself getting a blowjob on Instagram, French soccer star gets busted for being a cat abuser (00:20:14), Iranian man decapitates his 17 year old wife in “honor killing”, traveling nurse sets co-worker on fire and then kills himself, UK railroad developers discover large tomb of headless bodies skeletons (00:37:58), crocodile in Indonesia is free after 6 years...
2/8/22: Government Crack Pipes, Watching Porn At 30,000 Feet, Disgusting Olympic Food & GAY Airports 08.02.2022 1:11:01
The Biden administration will start handing out crack pipes in May (00:17:20), Spirit and Frontier are merging, the food and conditions at the Beijing Olympics is worse than you can imagine (00:39:57), a man is busted watching porn on an airplane, Switzerland has cured spinal injuries & a very GAY airport in India is (00:59:40) (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:07:40) - Fun...
2/7/22: The Olympics is Stressful, GoFund Me Swats Truckers, Joe Rogan is Really Sorry 07.02.2022 1:02:36
The opening ceremonies of the Beijing Olympics turned into an all our political nail biter with everyone from announcers to athletes using the event as a forum to talk at the whose who of authoritative world leaders who were present. (00:30:10) (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:04:38) - Fun Fact: 1908 Russian Olympic Team Showed Up 12 Days Late (00:06:00) - Holidays: It’s N...
2/4/22: ISIS Leader Taken Out, Hot Felons, Bad Dogs, & Hackers Mess With North Korea 04.02.2022 1:55:28
Winter storm Landon is wreaking havoc on the U.S., The Beijing Olympics have officially started, Norway has banned certain dog breeds for health concerns (00:17:45), Joe Biden ordered the hit on an ISIS leader (00:25:15), META announced it is shrinking, Hackers stole $320 million wrapped Etherium, hacker took down North Korea’s internet, new “hot felon” in the UK (00:49:45), Bezos tearing down his...
2/3/22: PFT Commander Joins on the Road to the Super Bowl 03.02.2022 1:26:20
PFT Commenter and Billy Football join us on day 1 of their cross country road trip to the Super Bowl to talk American Football (00:52:48). In other NFL news, former head coach of the NFL Brian Flores is suing the NFL for discrimination (00:21:04). Joe Biden is sending 3k US troops to Eastern Europe related to the Ukraine Russia issue (00:37:56). Sweden is teaching crows how to pick up cigarette bu...
2/2/22: Showdown at the Golden Coral 02.02.2022 1:13:06
A Pennsylvania Golden Coral was recently the scene of an all-out, chair-throwing potato-throwing, salad-tossing, brawl after a dispute between two patrons over who was first in line for prime rib (00:30:08) (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:05:41) - Fun Fact: Punxsutawney Phil is a fraud (00:09:12) - Holidays: National Tater Tot Day/National Groundhog Day (00:10:00) - This...
2/1/22: Advancements in Pet Cloning Mean You’ll Never Have to Buy a Dog Again 01.02.2022 1:09:31
Pet Cloning is so cheap and easy now that it’s almost sad for future generations of pets that will never even get a chance to sniff your balls (00:31:37) Also, Rhianna + ASAP Rocky are having a baby, and a story about why you shouldn’t be mean to your A.I. girlfriend. (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:05:33) - Fun Fact: Odell Beckham Sr. Cares (00:08:07) - Holidays: Dark Ch...
1/31/22: Racist Mascots, Skillet Beatings, Trump Rallies, Trudeau On The Run, “Sticky” Shoes At Foot Locker & Butterfly Sex Scandals 31.01.2022 1:08:45
On today’s show Elon Musk offers college kid $5k to take town a twitter account, Trump Rally in Conroe, TX, University of Nebraska changes mascot design to be less racist (00:24:40), Man beats friend with potato skillet, killer whales are eating Blue Whales, Foot Locker manager masturbating into shoes, Justin Trudeau on the run (00:47:25) ,China accusing US of paying athletes to sabotage Olympics,...
1/28/22: Elon Musk Tries to Destroy the Moon and McDonald’s is About to Destroy Our Waists 28.01.2022 2:07:32
On March 4th, SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket litter is set to be the first earth space litter to smash directly into the moon (00:19:10). McDonald’s is about to release a menu hack with four secret items that all look pretty interesting and we announce a new related promotion (00:25:58) . Furries are a huge deal in our schools? Big furries update (00:38:41). (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the...
1/27/22: Barstool’s “Large” Joins To Talk Porn, Sex Dolls, Deer Murderers, Boxing, Christmas Cards & More 27.01.2022 1:18:18
Barstool’s Large joins today for the whole show! We talk sex dolls & where you can send yours to get a makeover and where you can buy a used one, some psycho is killing deer with a crossbow in North Austin, Texas. Also some nut job is claiming Tim Cook is the father of her twins & is trying to extort him, then we catch up with Large, hear some hilarious stories and talk some boxing! (00:41:30) (0...
1/26/22: Kid Rock Is Back To Skull F&^# You With His New Patriotic Rock Anthem 26.01.2022 1:16:43
Kid Rock co-wrote his new rocking rock track “We The People” with the founding fathers themselves, in the American made badass rock-n-roll song Kid Rock tells everyone to suck his red, white, and blue balls, including bot not limited to Fauci, Twitter, Facebook, and Biden (01:07:05) (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:05:15) - Fun Fact: Leeches & Mosquitos Suck (00:07:32) - H...
1/25/22: Woman Gets Dumped After Donating Kidney to Boyfriend 25.01.2022 1:19:45
Colleen Le learned the hard way that no good deed goes unpunished after she volunteered to donate one of her kidneys to her shithead boyfriend because he was on his deathbed. But after surgery he had that new kidney energy and used it to pick up some two kidney’d lady at a bachelor party in Vegas. That story here: (00:49:13) (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:05:48) - Fun Fa...
1/24/22: “Furries” Are Taking Over Michigan Schools & China Is Bringing Back Anal Swabs 24.01.2022 1:23:50
On today’s episode of Hard Factor we talk about a trending clip in which journalist Bari Weiss declares Covid should be over, John Stockton gets his season tickets stripped for not obeying Gonzaga’s mask rules, a Texas woman attempts to purchase a baby at Walmart, HUGE Ukraine update from Will, China is bringing back anal swabs (00:56:12), cruise company forces people to deboard in Bahamas, crazy...
1/21/22: Peloton Finally Shuts Down Deadly Treadmill Factories 21.01.2022 1:38:14
On today’s episode of Hard Factor we discuss all the latest news, including the Peloton fitness brand shutting down production of their workout equipment while the stock dives following a long string of deadly controversies (00:24:08). This, and much more… (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:04:00) - Fun Fact: Where Toasts Began (00:08:14) - Holidays: Squirrel Appreciation Da...
1/20/22: Giant Russian Cats, Snow Turds, Ultimate Gaming Beds & Lots Of Boycotts! 20.01.2022 1:07:38
A history of Hawaii, RIP 'Moon Knight' star Gaspard Ulliel, Carhartt & Starbucks facing boycotts over vaccine protocol, N95 masks are coming from the government, fake SCOTUS trend and controversy created by NPR, UK and Spain are dropping all Covid restrictions, rundown of President Biden’s press conference (00:21:05), Oakland School district being plagued by teachers and students boycotting in per...
1/19/21: Not Even Children Can Question Crenshaw’s Faith, US Airplanes And 5G Don’t Mesh 19.01.2022 1:17:37
US congressman Dan Crenshaw got into a yelling match with a child, when she questioned his belief in Jesus being real by reading a quote of his at an event (00:29:05). Turns out the majority of US airplanes at all airlines have old equipment in them that airline CEOs fear would catastrophically fail if 5G airwaves are implemented near airports which was the plan today (00:40:07). (00:00:00) - Time...
1/18/22: NBA Owner “Doesn’t Care About Uyghurs” and Hugh Hefner Didn’t Care About Chivalry 18.01.2022 1:17:24
Partial owner of the Golden States Warriors Chamath Palihapitiya who recently considered running for governor of California said in an interview that “he doesn’t care about the Uyghurs at all” (00:26:06). A 76 year old tenured professor goes viral in his colorful videos telling students not to come to his class in person (00:34:15). New 10 part documentary on the darkside of the Playboy mansion to...
1/17/21: Celebrating MLK while Thailand Deals with Diabetic Monkeys 17.01.2022 1:11:34
This MLK Day Edition of Hard Factor celebrates the life and work of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. (00:05:03), details the difficulty one town in Thailand is having with its sugar-addicted monkey population (00:43:26), and MUCH more… (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:05:03) - Fun Fact: MLK Jr. Day Replaced Robert E. Lee Day (Most Places) (00:07:15) - Holidays: Elementary Schoo...
1/14/22: Is Covid Shrinking People’s Dicks? PFT Joins to Rank the Hosts 14.01.2022 1:32:45
Prince Andrew has officially been stripped of all his titles by his mum, the Queen of England (00:23:20). A man claims covid made his dick shrink 1.5 inches and some doctors are confirming that in rare cases covid is causing permanent ED which can lead to dick shrinkage (00:45:00). PFT joins us to tell us which of the Hard Factor Hosts are his best friends (1:10:55) (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of...
1/13/22: Mexican Cartels Are Using Drones To Drop Bombs & Australian Politician Puts Out Most Offensive Covid Video Of All Time 13.01.2022 1:13:51
On todays Hard Factor News….Key West, FL vandal caught cause he’s cheap, Kodak Black NHL game twerking video lights up the internet, Matt Gaetz & Prince Andrew Updates, Taco Bell is selling insanely expensive chicken wings (00:25:50), Mexican cartels are using drones to drop bombs on rivals, UK surgeon who was branding his patients new livers (00:40:10), Illinois elementary school parents do not w...
1/12/22: Jenna Jameson Unable to Walk Due to Guillain-Barré, Fauci vs. Paul Again, and Trained Killer Dolphins 12.01.2022 1:10:23
On today’s episode of Hard Factor tragic news as adult film mega-star and inspiration to the entire Hard Factor team, Jenna Jameson, has been left unable to walk by Guillain-Barré syndrome (00:44:46), Senator Rand Paul and Dr. Anthony Fauci continue their nerdy debate battle to the death (00:30:50), and Hamas accuses Israel of producing killer dolphins who have taken out one of their “frogmen” (00...
1/11/22: China Made A Fake Sun In A Lab, A Stampede of Animal Stories, And Djokovic Beats Australia In Straight Sets 11.01.2022 1:00:03
On today’s episode of Hard Factor tennis star Novak Djokovic has been allowed to try and win his 10th Australian Open (00:13:52), China created an “artificial sun” inside a laboratory and broke a nuclear fusion record (00:16:37), and every great animal story on the planet right now. (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:04:20) - Fun Fact: 2/22/22 (00:06:50) - Holidays: Milk Day...
1/10/22: Father & Son Duo Take OnlyFans By Storm, RIP Bob Saget, & Kazakhstan Protests Turn Even More Deadly 10.01.2022 1:10:50
On today’s Hard Factor Facebook META is taking over Austin, RIP Bob Saget, Kazakhstan protests turn deadly with shoot to kill orders given to military, John Deere unveils its autonomous tractor, skiers in North Carolina are soaked while on chair lift, woman stuffs 13 year old son in trunk to quarantine him, father & son duo taking over onlyfans (00:50:15), Quebec figures out how to get people vacc...
PATREON PREVIEW: Florida Man Friday - The Ghost of Rip Torn, Revenge Pooper and Collecting Them All-egedly 07.01.2022 1:09:15
** SIGN UP @ PATREON.COM/HARDFACTOR FOR WEEKLY FLORIDA MAN SHOWS AND OTHER BONUS CONTENT Well well well, as predicted, Florida Man came back in a big way to start the new year right. Plenty of wild tales this week that should get your juices going to enjoy the weekend. - Key West discussion including old man Hemingway and Hunter S Thompson - Crazed old man in electric scooter has too much Gulf Coa...
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