Hard Factor

Hard Factor

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Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480

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Hard Factor

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Comedy

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www.hardfactor.com

Latest episode

Jul 10, 2026

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Episodes

6/10/22: The Nerd Wizards are Curing Cancer and Making Incredible Sex Robots 10.06.2022

On today’s episode of Hard Factor Some more dirty dogs with Tristan Thompson having an affair baby (00:08:11)  and R Kelly’s sentencing which is recommended to be harsh with his RICO conviction coming up on June 29th (00:13:03). Are the nerd wizards about to cure cancer it sure looks good after a rectal cancer trial went perfect on curing patients with a new drug (00:24:12). Besides curing cancer...

6/3/22: Queen Celebrates Jubilantly, Mountain Lions in Schools + D!cks carved on ancient rocks 03.06.2022

The Queen of England set the alltime Jubilee record going platinum yesterday. She’s been the Queen forever (00:30:20). A mountain lion wandered into a high school in California (00:41:26). The greatest prank of all time from the third century (00:52:55).  (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:07:20) - Fun Fact: 60% of the average human brain is fat (00:11:17) - Michael Avenatti...

6/2/22: Johnny Depp Wins His Defamation Against Miss Defecation 02.06.2022

The most entertaining trial maybe ever has concluded and Johnny Depp has won over 8 million dollars and his reputation back by winning his defamation suit against Amber Heard (00:24:10). (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:04:16) - Fun Fact: Gay Pride month was officially announced for the first time by Bill Clinton in 1999 (00:05:40) - Former Virginia Tech LB Isimemen Etute...

5/31/22: A Lunatic in the Louvre Pies the Mona Lisa 31.05.2022

Louvre Paris - A young man dressed up like an old woman and threw some cake or custard pie at the Mona Lisa (00:26:03). Did the FBI really screw a father and son treasure hunting duo out of hundreds of millions in gold (00:32:54)? Is it okay for a parent to bribe someone to switch seats from an aisle or window to a middle so they can sit next to their kid on the plane (00:41:52)? Plus much more......

5/30/22: According to Strippers, The Number 1 Recession Indicator, We’re Screwed! 30.05.2022

Strippers are telling patrons who are interested in their financial advice to sell your stocks now and rebuy after we hit bottom because the recession is imminent. This is based on anecdotal data related to the relative emptiness of strip clubs as an indicator compared to previous recessions (00:10:30).  Also, Nancy Pelosi’s husband Paul Pelosi got booked in a Napa jail, but it wasn’t for insider...

5/25/22: Former President Bush Assassination Attempt Thwarted & Lots of Horn Dogs 25.05.2022

On today’s episode…..The FBI is reporting that they’ve uncovered a plot by a former ISIS agent to assassinate former President Bush (00:20:24). Local UK politician Jonty Campbell is in hot water for tweeting that 16-22 year old girls smell much better than those 28 and older (00:30:55). A UK couple opened their doors to a Ukrainian refugee and the man then left his 10 year long girlfriend and moth...

5/24/22: Power Ranger Curse, Amish Teslas, Greek Con Artists, and Sick Motel Goers 24.05.2022

5/24/22: Power Ranger Curse, Amish Teslas, Greek Con Artists, and Sick Motel Goers  On today’s episode…..The Curse of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers strikes again as the Red Ranger was arrested on PPP covid relief fraud  (00:19:02). An Amish man passed out in his buggy but his horse was in auto-pilot, he still got a DUI  (00:49:07). A restaurant in the Mykonos islands called ‘DK Oyster’ is gougi...

5/23/22: Don’t Look a Gift Horse Co#k in the Mouth & Manhunt May 23.05.2022

On today’s episode…..Elon Musk gets accused of sexual assault after allegedly offering a horse for a handjob on a SpaceX flight (00:20:40). Another manhunt is underway this time in Austin, Texas after a woman wanted for the murder of a cyclist who was involved with her boyfriend fled (00:30:40). (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:03:48) - Fun Fact: May 22nd is World Goth Day...

5/20/22: GrubHub Ruins New York City, Plus the Student Now Hates the Master in NCAAF 20.05.2022

On today’s episode…..Nick Saban called out Texas A&M for cheating to get the #1 recruiting class in 2022 and Jimbo Fisher did not take kindly to it (00:19:52). GrubHub decided to wreck themselves and every restaurant they work with in NYC because they offered 8 million people a free lunch this week (00:32:22). (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:04:59) - Fun Fact: Scotland’s...

5/19/22: Penis Plants, Man Hunts, Circuses Are Back, Horny Animals, Sexy Teachers & More 19.05.2022

On today’s episode…..Legal updates from New Zealand and Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli has been released from prison, Taylor Swift gets her doctorate from NYU for being famous, Ringling Brothers Circus is coming back and its sure to disappoint (00:20:10) , horny toads and other horny animals, another teacher is caught having sex with a student, but this one comes with a twist, more bills for crying at...

5/18/22: Who’s Sucking Amber Heard’s D!ck? 18.05.2022

On today's Hard Factor… Amber Heard's nightmare in court continues as her late night elevator rendezvous with James Franco is revealed in court as well as audio where she wants her penis sucked (00:24:10). Is Lionel Messi coming to the MLS as a player/coach/owner in Miami? (00:49:24). What you don’t want a cop to do when you call them to investigate a crime at your house (00:54:40).  (00:00:00) -...

5/17/22: Piss Milkshakes Being Served at Arby’s, Rage-On Rondo, Australia’s Gollum Election, and Ric Flair’s Last Match EVER 17.05.2022

On today's Hard Factor… an Arby’s in Washington was literally selling piss milkshakes (00:20:56); Rage-On/Rajon Rondo in hot water for abiding family (00:12:12); Australia is having a Gollum election apparently (00:35:37); Ric Flair announces his last match EVER (00:48:39); and MUCH More… (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:05:45) - Fun Fact: Fat Men’s Excellent Sexual Endura...

5/16/22: Ugly and Sad Shootings, Pizza Delivery Shortage, Grandparents Suing for Grandkids 16.05.2022

On today's Hard Factor… It was an ugly weekend in America with a number of mass shootings including a very disgusting grocery store shooting in Buffalo where 10 people were killed (00:06:20). Another massive problem has reared its head and it’s a pizza delivery driver shortage (00:18:14). In India wanna be grandparents have gotten a court to accept their case suing their son and daughter in law fo...

5/13/22: Justice For Bald Men Laid Down In The UK, Medical Breakthroughs, Sinkholes With Ancient Forests, “Shrinkflation” & Birds Falling From The Sky 13.05.2022

On today's Hard Factor… Calling men “bald” is now considered sexual harassment in the UK (00:10:25) , man who tipped off U.S. Marshalls to Casey and Vicky White still hasnt been paid, Resident Evil trailer dropped and not everyone gets it, Greg Norman suffers another loss, researchers have discovered the cause of sudden infant death syndrome (SIDS) (00:24:45), companies are screwing consumers with...

5/11/22: Britney Spears and Hillary Duff in the Buff, XBox Violence on Mother’s Day, Thai Sex Cults, and Atlantis Finally Found!!? 11.05.2022

On today's Hard Factor… Britney Spears and Hillary Duff are saving everyone’s social media feed with their bodies (00:10:25); Mother’s Day XBox Violence in Kentucky (00:31:45); Deadly Thai Sex Cults (the best kind) (00:44:23); Atlantis finally found (01:02:31); and Much more… (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:05:50) - Fun Fact: In Case of Attack - Sharks are Susceptible to...

5/10/22: The Whites Have Been Caught! Crypto Is Crashing & A Driver Blames Poop On Her Killing Of Two Cyclists 10.05.2022

On todays’s Hard Factor….Markets are crashing and crypto is not looking great, bear and otter season is upon us (00:12:20), The Whites, Casey and Vicky, are apprehended in Indiana after a car chase (00:14:40), a mother and son couple from Michigan say their relationship is not incest, but rather a phenomenon called GSA (00:29:00), a kid in Brazil is born during a Metallica concert, update on the Q...

5/6/22: A horse named Tiz is going to win the Kentucky Derby 06.05.2022

The Kentucky Derby is this Saturday and god has given us a sign for which horse to put our chips behind: Tiz the Bomb. He might not be the smartest, but dammit that special guy is going to run the race like dinner is depending on it (00:22:30). Also updates from the Herd/Depp trial, an Austin woman discovers a 2,000 year old marble bust at a Goodwill, and New Zealand gangsters take a teenage thief...

5/5/22: Biden’s Biggest Gaffe, Penis Grown On Arm, Chappelle Attacked On Stage, NASA Sending Nudes & The Truth About Kim K & Ray J 05.05.2022

Happy Cinco de Mayo!! On today’s episode a shocking Supreme Court decision you won’t believe, The FED raises interest rates to battle inflation, NASA is sending nudes to aliens (00:19:25), Dave Chappelle is attacked on stage, President Biden has biggest gaffe to date (00:35:15), man who grew penis on arm finally has it attached to where it should be (00:49:05) & Ray J drops a truth BOMBSHELL about...

5/4/22: Buy Buy Abortion, White Watch Day 6, Japanese Disabled House of Horrors & A Metaverse Sex 04.05.2022

On today’s episode, we start with some fun facts and jokes about abortion, Kailia Posey of Toddlers & Tiaras passes away at the age of 16, Supreme Court set to overturn Roe and let states decide what to do with abortion laws, plus a man climbs the Salesforce Tower in San Fransisco and his stance may shock you (00:10:43), Pat gives an update on fugitives Vicky and Casey White (00:35:43), Power Rank...

5/3/22: MANHUNT Update for Alabama Whites, Russia Says Hitler was a Jew, and More Sauce Violence 03.05.2022

Russian Forein Minister Sergei Lavrov makes insane statement on Italian TV that Zelensky is a Nazi, and that Hitler was actually a jew… all while Putin gets ready for major cancer surgery and everyone around the globe is getting even more tired of him, than they already were (00:52:50), and Much More… (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:05:13) - Fun Fact: ¼ Bones are in your...

5/2/22: Short Kings are Getting Limb Lengthening Surgery - Fed up Not Getting Rim 02.05.2022

Tired of discriminatory practices in the dating world and at work, more and more Short Kings are getting elective limb lengthening surgery which can add up to 3.14 inches in height. However the surgery is pricey and painful (00:21:25)  Also the worst organized Juneteenth celebration of all time, a massive sausage factory fire in the UK, and a VA squatter speaks out. (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of...

4/27/22: Harvard Is The Most Racist Monument Still Standing, Johnny Depp Vs Amber Turd & How Many Brazilian Butts Is Too Many? 27.04.2022

Today’s episode contains the world’s oldest woman has died, the Supreme Court is hearing a case about football prayer, Harvard is found to be the most racist place in America? (00:20:45) Liberal news personalities are losing their minds about Elon Musk, Amber Heard VS Johnny Depp is heating up again (00:34:19) , a Brazilian man with too many wive and too many butts, & a woman is honored for cookin...

4/26/22: Elon Musk Buys Twitter, Putin’s Health in Question and the Best College Class Ever 26.04.2022

Today’s episode brings you some big beefy news stories. First up Elon Musk straight up bought Twitter for between 44 and 45 million dollars (00:16:53). Another billionaire, the evil dictator from Russia, Vladimir Putin has people questioning his health from recent video analysis (00:25:55) . If you are lucky enough to be at Westminster College in Salt Lake City we have the course for you (00:55:36...

4/25/22: Woman Emergency Rescued from Outhouse, and Bill Gates’ Belly 25.04.2022

Today’s episode features a California woman who got stuck in a Washington State outhouse by trying to retrieve her phone (00:48:48), Elon dunking on Bill Gates’ pregnant man emoji look (00:25:20), and MUCH more… (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:08:25) - Fun Fact: Kaneh Bosem is Hebrew for Cannabis (00:10:38) - #Caturday, Orthodox Easter, and KFC Twitter (00:12:26) - Sports...

4/22/22: JetBlack & Blue: Mike Tyson Fights First Class Jerk 22.04.2022

Iron Mike Tyson showed a drunken millennial Florida Man what happens when you mess with Kid Dynamite on a JetBlue flight on Wednesday night. The hammered man would not stop provoking Tyson and left Mike no choice but to give him a free sample (00:24:20) Also Donald Trump and Piers Morgan go at it, and Elon Musk announces his next big product will be a robot butler that you can easily beat up. (00:...

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