Hard Factor

Hard Factor

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Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480

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Hard Factor

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Comedy

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www.hardfactor.com

Latest episode

Jul 10, 2026

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Episodes

4/21/22: Johnny Depp’s Shocking Testimony Proves the Bed Poop was Amber Turds 21.04.2022

The televised Johnny Depp trial is incredible and fully televised don’t miss it (00:20:35). A gruesome murder mystery of a mother Orsolya Gaal from Queens is getting a lot of media attention (00:35:05). Find out which countries has the largest penis size on average (00:44:15). (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:04:55) - Fun Fact: It’s big word day and the longest word in the...

4/20/22: Wes Addresses ‘Prejudice Against Big Naturals’ 20.04.2022

There is a growing movement of small chested women publicly hating on women with “big naturals” and our own @HardFactorWes blows the top off this alarming trend (00:34:20). Also, Taylor Lorenz doxxed someone again, Texas Troopers are being unfairly discriminated against because of their waistlines, and a UK study that finally answers an age old question. (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in th...

4/19/22: MASSIVE Tuesday - Ancient Haunted Sarcophagus Opening, and Horny Criminals Running Amok 19.04.2022

On today’s show… MASSIVE trends like “Dick Fight Island”, Mask Mandates, Info Wars, and more in the Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:06:24); RideShare Masturbator (00:27:45); Ancient French Sarcophagus made of Metal to Be Unsealed (00:47:45); and more horny criminals at schools and porn shops in the final Money Shot (00:52:53); and so much more… (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Ti...

4/18/22: Florida Says Their Math Books Aren’t Adding Up and Other Trouble at Schools 18.04.2022

On today’s show…The Florida Department of Education has rejected 41% of all math books for having CRT, common core and social emotional learning (00:17:30). A parent at an Austin elementary school dressed up like the Easter Bunny and handed out condoms to kids (00:13:05). A five year old girl brought mini bottles of Jose Cuervo pre-made margaritas to school and told her classmates that drank them,...

4/15/22: Elon Musk Wants 100 Percent of Twitter and People are Losing Their Minds 15.04.2022

On today’s show…Elon Musk is attempting to buy 100 percent stake in Twitter with a cash offer and it’s causing quite the stir (00:15:45). ‘Human Satan’ cut both of his ears off to signify the end of the mask mandates in Brazil (00:31:30). The fourth ever Latitude Margaritaville retirement home is coming to Austin Texas (00:43:09). (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:05:15) -...

4/14/22: Texas Governor Ships Immigrants To Washington & Man Serves His Friends Foot Tacos 14.04.2022

On today’s show… Governor Abbott has sent his first shipment of immigrants to Washington DC (00:23:15), Druski in trouble for comedy sketch making fun of creepers, Johnny Depp back in court, Scottish prisoner identifies as baby, man collapses lung masturbating, man cooks his friends tacos made from his amputated foot (00:57:00), Florida man pretends to be DEA to get free Wendy’s, plus more... (00:...

4/13/22: Inflation is Driving Everyone Crazy, Including the Dolphins, but Luckily Magic Mushrooms may be the Answer 13.04.2022

Today’s pod covers the latest Inflation numbers, which suck (00:10:19), angry dolphins (00:22:10), Magic Mushrooms beating out antidepressants (00:40:32), Elon’s World (00:46:08) and so much more… (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:05:42) - Fun Fact: Shorter Penises Grow More for Erection Than Longer Ones (00:08:20) - RIP to All Time Joke Man - Gilbert Gottfried (00:10:19) -...

4/12/22: Essayist on Husband Killing Is On Trial For Killing Husband, Shocking Your Dick Into Better Sex, And Covid/Putin Planning A Comeback 12.04.2022

4/12/22: Essayist on Husband Killing on Trial for Killing Husband, Shocking Your Dick Into Better Sex, and Covid/Putin Planning a Comeback Today’s pod features some sad news to start the show, but also good vibes from the Florida trip and tons of insane news, like a woman in Oregon on trial for killing her husband 7 years after writing an essay about it (00:56:03), a Shocking new study about prema...

4/11/22: Patreon Preview: Hunter Biden "Deep Dive" 11.04.2022

On today’s episode… A Patreon Preview Of Hard Factor's Exclusive Deep Dives.  In our "Pop The Clutch" Tier on Patreon.com/HardFactor you will get not only One Florida Man Friday Show Per Week, you will also get One Deep Dive per week where we dive so deep into different people, topics and recommendations made by you in the discord.  Sign Up Today for a full year and get some free merch! Fast Growi...

4/8/22: Florid Man Friday - Bathroom Passes, Cutting Classes, Squeezing Asses 08.04.2022

On today’s Florida Man Friday we discuss a horny teacher who was grabbing asses in class (00:14:17), Panama City Beach Man tries to eat and flush his massive supply of Fentanyl (00:50:10), and so much more… (00:00:00) - Timestamps (00:00:36) - A Discussion About the Potency of Florida Men and Facial Hair Styles 6-Pack of Florida Man Stories (00:14:17) - New Port Richey - Culinary Arts Teacher Raym...

4/7/22: Why Is A Company Killing Bald Eagles, Is the Pentagon Trolling Us, Should You Sue Burger King? 07.04.2022

A wind energy company ESI has killed over 150 bald eagles and doesn’t seem to apologetic about it (00:22:30). The Pentagon released 1,500 pages of “secret alien data” and it includes reports of fairies, trolls, ghosts and yetis too (00:35:38). If you get in touch with Florida attorney Anthony Russo you can get in on a class action lawsuit saying Burger King has deceived you with making their burge...

4/6/22: WTF Wednesday - Crazy Funeral Party, Woman Mindgasms, Insane Flight Stuff Including UFOs 06.04.2022

An interesting take on a wake took place for a deceased rapper Goonew in a nightclub in DC Club Bliss (00:26:49). A 33 year old female Estonian claims she has mastered the art of being able to give herself long intense orgasms with her mind (00:38:05). JetBlue is trying to buy Spirit; Boeing is having issues with the new Air Force One deliveries (00:16:31). The USS Kearsarge naval warship reported...

4/5/22: Human Genome is Fully Sequenced, Elon Buys Twitter, Man Cranks Himself with Both Hands on Plane 05.04.2022

The Human Genome has finally been fully sequenced by scientists for the first time, 33 years after the human genome sequencing project began. Now we know more about the human code than ever before (00:30:44). Elon Musk went ahead and bought almost 10% of Twitter becoming the largest single shareholder because he can (00:19:51). A man masturbated four times to a woman he was sitting next to on a pl...

4/4/22: Hope Solo Walmart DWI, Brawl at the Dorchester McDonald's 04.04.2022

The Hunter Biden of U.S. Soccer, Hope Solo, got a DWI and some misdemeanor child abuse charges after passing out at the wheel of her car in a Walmart parking lot with her kids in the back (00:22:20)  There was a massive brawls between some dirt bikers at a Dorchester, MA McDonalds (00:17:06) (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:03:37) - Fun Fact/Holidays - Wall Street Bombing,...

4/1/22: Microplastics & Slime Robots May Already Be Inside You 01.04.2022

A new study out of the Netherlands suggests that your body is filled with millions of pieces of microplastics that could cause clogging in your urethra and there is nothing you can do about it (00:38:45). Also, Caitlyn Jenner becomes Fox News LGBTQIA correspondent, and slime robots are the future of healthcare. (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:03:11) - Fun Fact: Burger Kin...

3/31/22: Celebrating Bruce Willis, Disney Goes LGBTQIA+, and Zuck Gets Cucked 31.03.2022

On today’s episode we run through some political updates before celebrating the work of Bruce Willis after his family announced his retirement (00:15:29), Disney takes aim at the “Don’t say gay” Bill in Florida after kinda helping pass it (00:29:43), Zuck gets Cucked (00:47:25), and So Much More… Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:05:08) - Fun Fact - Bruce Willis was Born in Germany and Started Pla...

3/30/22: Hunter’s Laptop on Record, DC Orgies, The Perfect Diet and the Worst City 30.03.2022

Matt Gaetz has a copy of Hunter Biden’s laptop in a hard drive and wants it entered into Congressional Record (00:17:47). House or Rep’s Madison Cawthorn tattled on DC politicians for throwing orgies and having coke parties on a podcast (22:51). Breatharians are people who do not eat at all they just breathe in earth dust for nutrients (41:07). A PGA event, a NASCAR event, and the Texas Relays cau...

3/29/22: Chelsea F.C. Owner Poisoned (by Putin), Lifeguard Shortage Threatens Fat Boy Summer, Robot Goats & Squirrel Men 29.03.2022

Russian billionaire oligarch Roman Abramovich and several Ukrainian officials were apparently poisoned while negotiating an end to Moscow’s invasion at a meeting. Abramovich, who owns is the former owner of English Premiere League team Chelsea Football Club reportedly completely lost his eyesight after attending the meeting that undermines Putin’s position (00:26:35). Also, recap of the Will Smith...

3/28/22: Applebees Email Leak Shocker, Biden Goes Off Script, Don Lemon Conspiracy Theories & Taliban Not Surprising Anyone 28.03.2022

An executive for a large number of franchised Applebee’s restaurants sent an email to managers bragging about how with gas prices and inflation high they could now easily lower employee wages because people are desperate (00:34:24). Joe Biden ended his trip to Europe with an impassioned speech in Ukraine where he went off script at the end saying we need to get Putin out of power (00:21:28). (00:0...

3/25/22: Robots Are So Close To Giving Us Hand Jobs 25.03.2022

The finger dexterity of robots is advancing rapidly and now robots are passing the peel a banana test without destroying the banana (weiner) regularly (00:30:10). The Supreme Court is popping off with the continued confirmation hearings of Ketanji Brown Jackson and the news coming from Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomase’s wife Ginni Thomas (00:16:05). (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in t...

3/24/22: NATO’s Historic Cheesesteak Day, Rapture Thwarted by Funeral Home, Massive Government Dildos Enraging Indian Men, and Cali Man Steals Bear Cubs 24.03.2022

On today’s Hard Factor, it’s Cheesesteak Day (00:04:29) and NATO is celebrating it by finally figuring out this whole Putin thing in Brussels (00:17:46). An Arkansas funeral home accidentally cremates a man and ruins his chances at being raptured (00:27:16), Indian sex educators are rolling with massive educational dildos (00:39:11), a California Man who stole some bear cubs (00:51:20), and so muc...

3/23/22: Masvidal’s “Show Your Face” Challenge, Ohio Senate Throwdown, Putin Struggling, and Hotel Tries to Ban Native Americans 23.03.2022

On today’s Hard Factor we go over the fight for the “King of Miami” between Colby Covington and Jorge Masvidal at Papi Steak House (00:18:18), near fist fight in an Ohio Senate Debate (00:28:50), Putin scrambling to get his invasion working (00:42:03), racist hotel in SD (00:51:08) and MUCH More… (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:04:40) - Fun Fact/Holidays/This Day in Histo...

3/22/22: Jergens In Trouble, Chinese Plane Crash, New TikTok Challenge, Only Fans Model Keeps Working From Hospital & Russia Wants Reparations 22.03.2022

On today’s Hard Factor….A brief history of March Madness & women’s basketball (00:05:55), Jergens lotions in trouble after a recall over bacteria fears (00:09:30), Russia bans facebook and instagram, McDonald’s is bringing back its controversial Szechuan sauce, horrific plane crash in China involving a Boeing 737(00:21:30), new TikTok challenge sweeping the nation (00:29:15) , UK woman searches fo...

3/21/22: Gay Dogs, Bloomberg's Bad Advice For Inflation, Disney Offends Indians, Gambling Woes, Naked Man Shortage Grips The UK 21.03.2022

On today’s Hard Factor….NY Times finally acknowledges Hunter Biden’s laptop is real, Huge Ukraine update, Bloomberg fires off horrible tweet with advice of how to survive inflation (00:23:05), Disney Offends Indians in Florida, man gets saved then shot to death by same family after falling off jet ski, dog owner gives up his dog because he thinks it gay (00:37:55), Wes’ wild gambling weekend, a sh...

3/18/22: March Madness, Space Is The Place, Sex Toy Shenanigans & Strippers & Florida Men 18.03.2022

On today’s episode… March Madness is here and we go over what we have seen so far, Tragic accident kills almost an entire golf team, Ever Forward ship is still stuck in the Chesapeake Bay, Tunisian woman gets glass stuck in her bladder during sex play (00:29:35) , Florida Man repair man steals exotic turtles from business, HUGE space corner with Will (00:40:40) and voicemails and reviews (00:00:00...

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