Hard Factor

Hard Factor

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Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480

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Hard Factor

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Comedy

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www.hardfactor.com

Latest episode

Jul 10, 2026

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Episodes

Russia is Leaving Us to Jack-Off All Alone at the International Space Station | 7.27.22 27.07.2022

On today’s episode… Russia announces that they are foisting us with the retirement of the International Space Station (ISS) starting in 2025 (00:15:25), Brittney news, Lake Mead bodies, RIP Michael J Fox, Meth Murderer, Zombie Spiders, US’ recession proof definitions, and much more…  (00:00:00) - Timestamps  Cup of Coffee in the Big Time  (00:05:35) - Fun Fact - Michael J Fox’s real name is Michae...

Inside Job? Pastor w/ Scam Past Robbed of $1M in Jewels During Livestream Service | 7.26.22 26.07.2022

On today’s episode… Pastor Lamor Whitehead got robbed during his livestream sermon on Sunday, but it seems that maybe it was an inside job? (00:59:28). Also, Black Alien is back, the Pope is apologizing for thousands of dead Canadians, and hammered monks getting turnt. (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:03:38) - Joke of the day (00:04:39) - Musk update he says he didn’t bang...

Topless Dutch Woman Tries To Ride A Beached Dolphin Out To Sea | 7.25.22 25.07.2022

Eddie Murphy voted top 4 black comedian of all time, She Hulk TV show is making nerds perv out, Elon Musk cucked his friend and Google founder Sergey Brin (00:23:20), fans behaving badly at concerts, Indian politician drinks toxic river water to prove a point and almost dies, UK man blames sandwich from Christmas festival for years of flatulence (00:53:50), huge walrus is sinking boats in Norway &...

Elon Musk’s Dad, Errol Musk, Is Selling His Sperm To “High Class” Ladies & Nancy Pelosi Makes Another Great Trade | 7.21.22 21.07.2022

On today’s episode of Hard Factor, people are hitting their strides later in life, with Nancy Pelosi and her husband finding stock gems in a bear market (00:35:15); Errol Musk selling his sperm to “High Class” ladies in Colombia (00:57:00); Donna D’Errioco looks incredible for 54 (00:19:14); and so much more… (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time - Women’s Edition (00:03:50) - Fun...

Arnold Schwarzenegger Farts in Actresses Face | 7.20.22 20.07.2022

On today’s episode of Hard Factor, Arnold Schwarzenegger has been accused of some heinous behavior by an actress who costarred with him in The 6th Day (00:45:11). A man pulls a gun on a couple of women at the family dollar after they don’t thank him for holding the door. A shootout between cops and a four year old in Utah… and the world has a new super villain. (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffe...

7/19/22: Vengeful Monkeys, Fat Running Backs, Wedding Tragedies & Tales From West Virginia 19.07.2022

On today’s episode of Hard Factor…the weather in Europe is so hot its killing thousands of people in Portugal and melting runways in the UK (00:09:15), Drew Barrymore dancing in the rain, Fauci is retiring, Biden’s trip to Saudi Arabia called worse than an embarrassment, Prince Harry is upset, Leonard Fournette shows up to mini camp after enjoying #fatboysummer (00:25:45). Elon Musk shows off his...

7/14/22: Inflation is Higher than the WNBA All-Star MVP Trophy Designer 14.07.2022

The CPI report came out and it says we are at a 40 year high inflation at 9.1% (00:25:40). The WNBA all star MVP trophy is a complete embarrassment (00:22:56). A family was living in a museum in Nevada (00:40:54). Jeff Bezos superyacht get blocked in the Netherlands (00:51:05). Indian farmers set up fake professional cricket matches and con Russians out of paid bets (00:53:30). (00:00:00) - Timest...

7/13/22: American Tourist Falls Into Mount Vesuvius & Bigfoot Orders Hit On Oklahoma Man 13.07.2022

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7/12/22: Why did NYC Drop a “What to Do In Case Of Nuclear War” PSA? 12.07.2022

The City of New York felt the need to randomly release a terrifying PSA about what to do in the event of a nuclear attack…(00:22:04). Also, R. Kelly is engaged! A preview of the worst boxing match in the history of the sport and new images from deep space. (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:07:25) - Fun Fact: Wallace’s Giant Bee is the World’s Largest (00:12:46) - Real House...

7/11/22: Sri Lankans Throw a Presidential Pool Party, Musk Pulls Out, Indonesian Slips Out and Breaks Dong 11.07.2022

On today’s show…..Former Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe was assassinated and details on motive are still emerging (00:24:25). Sri Lankans overthrow their government leaders, storm Presidential palace and have giant pool party (00:33:40). Indonesian man slips out during sex and breaks his penis (00:49:55). (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:05:25) - Fun Fact: 4ht of July...

7/8/22: Elon Musk Is A Dirty Dog & Arizona Rep Says She Would Shoot Her Own Grandchildren To Protect Them 08.07.2022

On today’s show…..Aaron Rodgers gets a strange tattoo, RIP James Caan, GrubHub hooking up Amazon Prime members, Jerry from “Cheer” and Derek Chavin go to prison for a LONG time, Elon Musk has secret twins (00:18:43), Boris Johnson stepping down as Prime Minister, AZ Rep says she would shoot her own grandchildren (00:34:00), Chinese ice cream that doesn’t melt (00:42:54), Indian baby born with too...

7/6/22: The CERN is Back Online Which Means A New Portal to Hell Imminent 06.07.2022

On today’s show… The large particle collider AKA the CERN is back online and the last time they fired this thing up the great recession began and Brittney Spears was placed in a conservatorship. and MUCH more… (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:05:40) - Fun Fact- National Bikini Day (00:08:15) - ‘Too Large to Love’ - A show about big dong’d men casting in U.K (00:12:15) - GT...

7/5/22: Joey Chestnut is Potentially a Trained Operator, and Singapore is Drinking Toilet Beer 05.07.2022

On today’s show… Joey Chestnut gives potentially his best performance of all time at the Nathans Hot Dog eating contest when he took out a protestor on one leg, mid-contest (00:17:00); Singaporean brewery is making beer with toilet water (00:31:30); and MUCH more…   (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:07:20) - Best 4th of July Songs… and Sadly another Mass shooting in Highlan...

7/1/22: Kevin Durant Can’t Decide What Team to Play For, and Justin Trudeau Can’t Remember Who Australia’s Prime Minister Is 01.07.2022

On today’s show… Kevin Durant is galavanting around the NBA again, leaving the Nets in the dust (00:15:28); Justin Trudeau can’t remember who the Prime Minister of Australia is (00:44:25); and so much more… (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:05:40) - Fun Fact: Costa Rica has a better life expectancy than the USA (00:06:50) - Ralph Sonny Barger, Founder of the Hells Angels, d...

6/30/22: Radio Shack(ing) Up With Your Mom, and MDMA Pills Produced at Nuclear Military Base 30.06.2022

On today’s show….Radio Shack has been absolutely on one from their official Twitter account, attacking everyone and we found out why (00:23:30). Finland and Sweden join NATO and Russia and China aren’t happy (00:42:00). A Belgium military base with 20 nukes is found to have a ton of MDMA pills being produced (00:46:05). (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:07:10) - Fun Fact: C...

6/29/22: Cruise Ships That Can Fly, No More Partying At AirBnb Properties & Hunter Biden Captured Talking to Russian Prostitutes 29.06.2022

On today’s show….some very juicy video of Hunter Biden talking to a Russian prostitute (00:18:20), 46 people found dead inside a tractor trailer in San Antonio, Ghislaine Maxwell finally sentenced to prison, major retailers are letting you keep your returns, Old Mexican millionaire kills his hot/strange looking wife, Norwegian cruise line hits iceberg on way to Alaska, an engineer wants to build f...

6/28/22: Nancy Pelosi Shoves A Little Girl & Our “Big Naturals Day” Campaign Has Officially Launched 28.06.2022

On today’s show.  Our Big Naturals Day campaign and you can donate to help us today!  Brittney Griner gets her day in court, Subway employees killed for putting too much mayo on a psychos sub, Joe Biden was paying for Hunter’s whores, Nancy Pelosi shoved a little kid (00:22:00), Rudy Guiliani is in the Soft Corner after being “assaulted”, an Australian mayor shows up to drunk driving awareness eve...

6/24/22: Ezra Miller is So Mad About the Juul Ban He Stole a Man’s Entire Family (Allegedly) 24.06.2022

Those cooks at the FDA finally did it an banned Juul Vapes a smaller American company - paving the way for Big Tobacco to stroll on through and reclaim 100% of the market (00:09:52); in response to this ban, or for some other reason like just being totally crazy, Ezra Miller has taken in an entire family he met in hawaii (besides the husband) (00:24:33); Wes does the darkest TikTok International M...

6/23/22: Mite Orgies On Your Face, Super Gonorrhea & More Tobacco Bans 23.06.2022

On today’s Hard Factor……Bad day for the Baltimore Ravens as they lost some good men unexpectedly and far too early (00:10:25), more tobacco bans coming from teh government, Dan Snyder of the Washington Commanders is a Dirty Dog, Jason Ravensborg finally ousted, Austrian man gets super gonorrhea from a Cambodian whore (00:31:00), breathing from your ass is possible and mites are having orgies on ou...

6/22/22: Cig Ban Comin, LIV Gets Brooks Koepka, AirBNB Psychotic Break, and The Browns Will Do ANYTHING to Prevent Baker Mayfield from Playing 22.06.2022

President Biden is coming for nicotine content and cigarettes in general (00:07:30); LIV Tour Nabs another Major Winner: Brooks Koepka (00:12:14); AirBNB landlord threatens to ruin life of 4-star reviewer (00:48:50); Deshaun Watson is settling cases with SO much Browns cash (00:35:28), and MUCH much more… (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:05:30) - Fun Fact: Cucumbers and Wa...

6/20/22: British Paratrooper Orgies, Biden Falls Off Bike and Vicious Scooter Gangs 20.06.2022

On today’s episode, The air quality is bad 00:12:22); President Biden had some all time gaffes (00:19:22); A new prison break and manhunt in Virginia (00:23:42); No more skirts in private schools? (00:35:50); British paratrooper orgies (00:45:00) and much more! (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:05:15)  - Fun Fact: Humans shed 200 million skin cells an hour (00:06:15)  - Cha...

6/16/22: Saudi Arabia Has Formally Outlawed Rainbows 16.06.2022

The Middle-East is having a big Pride Month, with Saudi Arabia formally declaring All Rainbows illegal and starting the process of confiscation and destroying them (00:53:16) + election, entertainment, financial, team building, and beach news + MUCH More… (00:00:00) - Timestamps (00:05:00) - Wes and his new neighbor have a Pit-Bull infestation Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:07:40) - Fun Fact: A...

6/15/22: Charlie Sheen Can’t Believe His Daughter Joined Only Fans 15.06.2022

Noted lover of prostitutes and cocaine Charlie Sheen is in absolute shock at the news his 18 year old daughter Sami Sheen launched a creator page on Only Fans.  Also, there is a black hole in the milky way galaxy, double derechos drench the Midwest and mid-Atlantic, and exotic pets in the UK are getting dumped. (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:03:18) - Fun Fact: Sliced Bre...

6/14/22: The Island Boys Forced to Cut Hair Because of Lice 14.06.2022

In a sad but somewhat predictable turn of events, Flysoulija and Kodiyakredd, collectively known as The Island Boys, were forced to cut their iconic hair recently because they got a very bad case of head lice (00:19:29). Also, cryptocurrency is in the toilet, Yellowstone park is in trouble, and elephants in India are sending a message. (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:04:2...

6/13/22: Scientists Are Creating Sentient AI & Soon You Too Can Have Brad Pitt’s Baby! 13.06.2022

On today's episode… Britney Spears gets married in a trashy wedding, Justin Bieber’s face is paralyzed, AI is becoming sentient (00:18:20), gun control bill + inflation update, Reefer Madness is coming back to the mainstream media, new technology lets you create sperm and eggs from a person’s skin (00:38:40), man in Wales beats a horse in long distance race (00:50:10), trash cans in Sweden will ta...

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