Hard Factor

Hard Factor

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Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480

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Hard Factor

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www.hardfactor.com

Latest episode

Jul 10, 2026

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Episodes

Prince Andrew Sticks His Hand Up His Daughters Butt On Camera & Whales Have Officially Declared War In New Zealand | 9.13.22 13.09.2022

On today’s episode…..Body of Queen Elizabeth being treated like crab legs (00:08:35), Red Lobster under fire from idiots, French Dentists arrested by an all time butt, PNB shot after girlfriend posts location to IG, Russian soldiers are on the run, Prince Andrew gets caught fondling daughter on camera (00:50:55) whales declare war, Chick-Fil-a under fire again, bike path flasher caught, Blue Origi...

The Kia Boyz are Coming for That A$$ as Ukraine Makes Gainz Near Kharkiv | 9.12.22 12.09.2022

On today’s episode…..Ukraine is making some big gainz in taking back their territory including large chunks near Kharkiv (00:25:45). The Kia Boyz is a horrible new Tik Tok trend that is literally just grand theft auto on film (00:30:54) ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:08:35) - Fun Fact: Copper and champagne can indicate a recession (00:11:59) - 9/11 remembrance (00:13:05) - Football from a...

The Queen is Dead, Charles is King | 9.9.22 09.09.2022

On today’s episode…..After 70 years as the Queen of England, Prince Charles is finally the King. ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:06:41) - Bannon Indicted Over Wall Fraud (00:09:57) - Canadian Stabbing Suspect “Dead” (00:12:51) - Vegas Jounralist Murderer Suspect Arrested (00:19:02) - The Queen is Dead, Charles is King (00:32:52) - Man Climbs Power Lines to Avoid Police 🌎 TikTok Internatio...

Scientists Invent Solar-Powered Remote Controlled Cockroaches and Venice Film Festival Applause is Nauseating | 9.8.22 08.09.2022

On today’s episode…..The Venice Film Festival needs to chill out with the outlandish standing ovations after every film (00:06:12). Japanese scientists have figured out how to create electronic suits for cockroaches that they now have remote control over (00:46:00). Vermont town is covered in human poop because of some defiant defactors (01:01:31). ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:06:12) -...

Fat Leonard, the US Navy Conning, Prostitute Carousel Party Throwing, Criminal, Flies the Coop | 9.7.22 07.09.2022

On today’s episode…..THE FATATHON IS BACK! (00:04:50) Jake Paul Vs Anderson Silva is confirmed, Jason Momoa is a huge hypocrite (00:15:00), Indian carnival ride almost kills dozens (00:24:30), a Brazilian man survives at sea for 11 days in a cooler (00:28:35), Fat Leonard and his carousel of whores, spiked marathon water, fancy Japanese toilets that can make you cum (00:51:50) & Burning Man was an...

Poland is Digging up Subdued Vampires and Serena Williams Attacked by Court | 9.6.22 06.09.2022

On today’s episode……Australia’s own Margaret Court is taunting Serena Williams with her one more total grand slam single title (00:35:55). Polish archaeologists are digging up “subdued Medieval vampires” from old cemeteries and seem pleased about it (00:47:43) and much much more (00:00:00) - Timestamps ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:05:57) - NCAAF week 1: Does athlete pay change the game...

Coach Wes is Here to Motivate You Straight in the A$$ | 9.5.22 05.09.2022

On today’s episode… It’s Labor Day - NICE, And Coaching is Spelled: W-E-S. Coach Wes is here to make sure you know about the benefits of fuelings, and other proprietary diet techniques that are going to take him and you to the next level! (00:00:00) - Timestamps ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:07:25) - Coach Wes breaks down his new gig Coach Wes (00:20:40) - Coach Wes is upset that Will an...

Dolly Parton Unveils Bras For Dogs & Putin Is Still Throwing People Out Of Windows | 9.2.22 02.09.2022

On today’s episode……Trump and his Special Master, Biden’s speech and gaffes, Dolly Parton launches dog bras (00:14:25) Poland is asking Germany for reparations for WWII (00:18:10), Lea Michele can’t read, new UFO video from Medellin, UN finally admits China is committing genocide, Putin throws another prominent Russian out a window, Florida Man Friday story & The Hive Five (00:00:00) - Timestamps...

Macaque Monkeys Continue to Attack the Japanese like the Brewers Attack Guys Named Mark | 8.31.22 31.08.2022

On today's episode… US President Biden says you need more than an AR to take on an F-15 (00:18:50), What is this, ice refreezing in Greenland?? (00:26:20), Ohio Bratwurst controversy surrounding young girls (00:45:05), Macaque Monkeys are doubling down on their reign of terror in Asia (00:56:29), a man named Mark is ruined by the Brewers (01:03:50), and MUCH more… (00:00:00) - Timestamps ☕ Cup of...

Charity Holds Mass Shooting Drill Without Telling Employees & Chaos Ensues | 8.30.22 30.08.2022

On today's episode… Omaha Catholic Charities' hired a local Taekwondo instructor to stage an absolutely insane mass shooting drill at three of its offices and it ended with multiple traumatized employees, one even hiding out in a dumpster (00:56:51). Also, Soft Corner: NASA, Baltimore drug dealers shut down production of a TV show, and British men replay an elementary school soccer game 50 years l...

Shia LaBeouf Converted to Catholicism to Play a Catholic | 8.29.22 29.08.2022

On today's episode… Troubled actor Shia LaBeouf may be on the righteous path becoming a practicing catholic in order to prepare for an upcoming role as a… catholic (00:13:22). Also, too many kids are doing whippits in NY so now you need to be 21 to enjoy the sweet topping. (00:00:00) - Timestamps ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:07:25) - Jokes of the Day: A Mormon, and an Irishman are on a...

USC and an Australian Rules Football Team are the Cock Commanders and Canada is Killing all its Citizens | 8.26.22 26.08.2022

On today's episode…We watch a video of Orion the orca flexing his erection and then purchase the website that is going to take us to the top via GoDaddy (00:04:50). USC is renaming their mascot the Cock Commanders? (00:12:50). Two Australian rules football players engage in the most insane sexual drinkging bet (00:21:34). Canada is euthanizing its citizens at record rates (00:40:50) and much much...

Which One’s Worse: Paul Pelosi or Being Surrounded by Orcas? | 8.24.22 24.08.2022

On today's episode… Paul Pelosi pleads guilty to EVERYTHING (00:23:10), Orcas are running amok on humans and great whites (everywhere), and MUCH more… (00:00:00) - Timestamps (00:03:50) - Uranus Click-Bait ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:05:50) - Jokes of the day (00:07:57) - Luxury Yacht sinks in Italy on camera… Orcas?? (00:11:07) - More Bodies Found at Lake Mead (00:12:10) - Texas Droug...

Horny Orcas & Macaques Are Out of Control + Interview w/ Only Fans Candidate Martha Bueno | 8.18.22 18.08.2022

On today's episode… Orcas and Macaques are really letting it all hang out in the dong department + Interview w/ only fans candidate Martha Bueno, Candidate for Miami County Commissioner (00:00:00) - Timestamps (00:02:00) - Broken/misshapen hand talk ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:07:45) - Joke(s) of the day (00:10:38) - The “Trends” according to google… Wednesday, Elon/MnU, Lebron+ (00:14...

Dodge Delivers Crushing Blow To Servicemen & “Vabbing” Is The Greatest TikTok Trend of All Time | 8.17.22 17.08.2022

On today's episode…The FBI did steal all three of Trump’s passports, Jill Biden has Covid, Salman Rushdie Fatwa is backfiring on extremists, Dodge is canceling their best selling cars, Matt Gaetz can’t help but put himself close to teenage girls, Manti Te'o documentary is not what you think, Russia unveils new super weapons, Vabbing is the tik tok trend you must know about, Alec Baldwin did pull t...

Rudy Giuliani is Quiet Quitting Reality + Lingerie Terrorist Strikes in Europe | 8.16.22 16.08.2022

On today's episode… Rudy is in trouble again as he is “targeted” by the DOJ in Georgia (00:38:50); Quiet Quitting is the newest TikTok challenge and corporations are NOT happy about it (00:27:57); a semi-nude terrorist tries to ruch the cockpit on a flight from Cyprus to Manchester (00:53:50)... Plus, Much more… (00:00:00) - Timestamps (00:02:55) - Beard Season Back + Superdog Movie Talk ☕ Cup of...

China Drops a New Virus While Trump Pleads the 5th, and GOP Gets Shit Envelopes | 8.11.22 11.08.2022

On today's episode… China is back at it in the virus creation game with the langya henipavirus (00:22:15), Trump is all over the news for the FBI raid and pleading the 5th (00:09:00), the GOP can’t stop getting shit-filled envelopes from one angry Ohio man (00:55:10), and much more… (00:00:00) - Timestamps ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:05:05) - Fun Fact: Humpback Whales try to save victi...

Italian Decathlete’s Penis Too Big For Shorts + Steven Seagal Ukraine War Photo Shoot | 8.10.22 10.08.2022

On today's episode… LIV golf tour gets biggest win yet likely landing Cameron Smith (00:15:55). Delete Facebook trends over police getting private messages of teenager arrested for abortion in Nebraska (00:19:51). A new study says men are outliving women (00:24:50). All time revenge at wedding reception (00:30:55). Steven Seagal photo shoot in war torn Ukraine (00:48:00). Italian Stallion’s manhoo...

Armed Utah Man Takes Multiple Hostages Over Stolen Raccoon | 8.8.22 08.08.2022

On today's episode… a man in Utah takes multiple allegedly gay men hostage at gunpoint after he wrongfully accuses them of stealing his raccoon; Plus - Anne Heche, Alex Jones, IRA, Impossible Sausage at Cracker Barrel, Coral Reef Recovery, Sausage Suns, and MUCH more… (00:00:00) - Timestamps ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:07:30) - Joke of the Day: Illinois Governorship (00:08:20) - Britne...

TikToker Addison Rae Engorges Millions With Christianity Themed Bikini Pic | 8.5.22 05.08.2022

On today's episode… TikTok star Addison Rae is not in the church's good graces after posting a promotional photo for a bikini donning the words “father”, “son”, and “holy spirit” (00:25:20). Also, Ezra Miller is still not arrested and is creeping people out globally, and a sinkhole that most certainly is proof of alien life. (00:00:00) - Timestamps ☕Cup of Coffee in the Big Time☕ (00:08:00) - Fu...

Alex Jones' “Attorneys Messed Up” Accidentally Leak All His Records | 8.4.22 04.08.2022

On today's episode… Alex Jones attorneys accidentally sent years and years of text message and financial records to the lawyers for the Sandy Hook families, ugh oh (00:24:04). A man set an entire forest in Utah on fire after trying to kill a spider with a lighter (while high), the earth is spinning faster than it should be, and a town in South Korea make a TV commercial too hot for TV commercial t...

Episode 1000: A Grandma’s Dying Wish That Shocked The World & Racist Sesame Street Characters Snubbing Black Children | 8.3.22 03.08.2022

On today’s Hard Factor - A plethora of very special shout outs throughout the show, plus Demi Lovato has changed her pronouns again, insane video from China as a giant TV nearly kills boy band member, Nancy Pelosi and her breasts arrive in Taiwan and China is not happy (00:26:35), Sesame street characters snubbing black children is causing a stir (00:38:50), grandmas dying with was to have a giant...

Deshaun Watson Given Green Light to Play This Season as National Twerking Epidemic Spirals Out of Control | 8.2.22 02.08.2022

On today’s Hard Factor - the boys are finally back from the beach and slinging the news again! Dirty Dog Deshaun Watson finally got his ruling from the NFL (00:23:20), conservatives are NOT happy about the Twerking Epidemic (00:57:15), and Much More… (00:00:00) - Timestamps (00:01:45) - Beach Talk Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:07:06) - Fun Fact: The Definition of Recession was Changed 22 times...

Florida Man Storms Space Force to Warn About Alien Vs. Dragon War | 7.29.22 29.07.2022

On episode #998 of Hard Factor… Florida Men are aging extremely rapidly, warning of the US Alien vs. Chinese Dragon War (00:07:00), and going especially crazy in Brevard County… (00:00:00) - Timestamps (00:01:30) - Hard Factor Jersey Shore Tour w/ Pup Punk +  Patreon.com/HardFactor Hype Cream of the Crop of Florida (Top 5 Florida Man Stories of the Week) (00:07:00) - Florida Man Storms Patrick Spa...

N. Carolina Chick-Fil-A Paying Workers 5 Chicken Sandwiches Per Hour 🍗 | 7.28.22 28.07.2022

A Chick-Fil-A in Hendersonville, North Carolina put out a request for “volunteers” to staff their “new Drive Thru Express!” and are offering “5 free entrees per shift/hour”. Sick. (00:56:32) Also, Jerry Jones talks like he’s 79 years old, which he is. We gave Russia back the Merchant of Death for Brittney Griner, and Japan is hunting and killing macaques. (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in t...

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