Hard Factor

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Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480

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Harvey Weinstein Stares a Hole Directly Through a Juror, while a Colorado Family is Trapped in Home by Tumbleweeds | 10.28.22 28.10.2022 1:31:05

On today’s episode… Harvey Weinstein continues to be the grossest man on planet earth, and is now “staring” juries down all day (00:04:55). A Colorado woman without a bra can’t believe that her house is covered in tumbleweeds (00:48:11), and MUCH more… Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:04:55) - Weinstein i...

The Future is Giant Amazon Delivery Blimps and Kanye’s Yecosystem | 10.25.22 25.10.2022 1:10:01

On today’s episode…Amazon is talking about releasing giant blimps carrying delivery drones (00:55:30). Get ready for Kanye West’s Yecosystem of mini cities (01:00:20). Fyre Festival founder is at it again and When We Were Young Festival (00:27:05) Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon (00:03:50) - Depressing fat-a-thon update, sex throuple update ☕...

Sex Doll Throuple, Two Dads of Child Meet Unexpectedly and Family Sort of Disappears | 10.24.22 24.10.2022 1:10:03

On today’s episode…The funniest throuple situation yet involving a UK man his girlfriend and the sex doll she’s modeling herself after (00:30:55). Two Dads that never met showed up to pick up daughter at school (00:46:02). Family of four disappears in Michigan for a little while (00:54:48). Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon (00:02:28) - Worst Fa...

Beekeeper Unleashes all of the Bees on Officers Trying to Evict Her | 10.21.22 21.10.2022 1:37:53

On today’s episode… Liz Truss is out as PM of the UK, after the short tenure of 45 days (00:11:02). Beekeeper releases all of her bees on police trying to evict her (00:19:50). Man defecates on plane and smears it everywhere (00:30:10). Two adult men masturbate on the job and get busted (00:40:40). Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon (00:02:45) -...

Another Transgender Female School Sport Incident is Driving Parents Nuts | 10.20.22 20.10.2022 1:06:34

On today’s episode…A high school female volleyball player was injured after a trans opponent spiked a ball in her face (00:27:40). The cream pie porno money shot is in jeopardy (00:42:07). Arizona Iced Tea Great Buys costing well more than 99 cents in some locations (00:58:00). Circle K’s in Florida will begin selling weed in 2023 (01:02:26) Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus...

Herschel Walker Thinks He’s A Power Ranger & Dana White To Launch Power Slap League | 10.19.22 19.10.2022 1:03:41

On today’s episode…Texas woman is gored by a Bison, Iranian woman gets nabbed by morality police for not wearing Hijab during sporting event, Power Rangers rescue woman at Ramen restaurant in Oakland (00:12:45), Herschel Walker thinks his Sheriff’s badge is real (00:17:40), China is amassing a robot dog army, Tom Brady stolen valor, Drone War I ramps up, NASA is a joke AGAIN & Dana White is bringi...

Manhattan Congressional Candidate Releases Campaign Porn | 10.17.22 17.10.2022 1:13:19

On today’s episode… Manhattan congressional candidate Mike Itkis releases porn as part of a campaign video and it’s mostly his flat white ass. (00:45:08) Also, Alaskan King crab fishing season is canceled this year and scientists don’t know what is going on they claim it’s not from overfishing (00:21:19) Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon ☕ Cup...

Hot Pregnant Ex-Teacher is Selling Options on Her Uterus to Highest Bidder(s) | 10.13.22 14.10.2022 1:28:39

On today’s episode… 33 year old hot and crazy Amy Kupps of North Carolina who is pregnant with her former student's baby is now selling real estate in her uterus for up to 25 future children (00:22:18). Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:07:48) - Art the Clown from The Terrifier Franchise is on a Heater (00...

Pat and Blink 182 are Back on a Bad News Day for Women | 10.12.22 12.10.2022 1:13:22

On today’s episode…Bad news Thanksgiving fans, US turkeys are almost at an all time low thanks to bird flu (00:26:20). Blink 182 is back with a hilarious commercial announcing their tour (00:30:59). Celsisus doxxed all of their customers and showed how much money they lost. (00:36:25) A series of women getting duped (00:47:00). Another nursing home stripper party but this one ends in near death (0...

Miss USA Scandal Rocks The Internet & Morons Glue Themselves To A Picasso | 10.11.22 11.10.2022 1:07:35

On today’s episode…October is pitbull awareness month, Madonna just came out, CA man is in the soft corner, Russian missile strikes and hackers, treasure found in the UK, Miss USA scandal (00:23:05), beached whales in New Zealand, iPhone feature ruining police officers day, morons glue themselves to a Picasso (01:02:10) Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and...

Insane Daycare Called “Lil Blessings” Horrifies Toddlers with Scream Mask Punishments + Other Spooky News | 10.10.22 10.10.2022 1:13:06

On today’s episode… is SPOOKY out there this October week with Austin Bats, Laziness, Worker Burnout, Serial Killers, Kanye Rampages, Horrific Daycare Scaring the Kids 25:15, Jealous San Jose City Council 39:50, Disinfo Central, Russia’s incredible anti-US/Woke propaganda video 01:05:05, and Much more… Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon ☕ Cup of...

Let Britney Spears’ Nude Beach Photos Take You Into the Weekend | 10.7.22 07.10.2022 1:28:21

On today’s episode… Ugandan President’s son tried to buy Italy PM’s hand with a 100 cattle offer and got promoted to general (00:17:15). Britney Spears nude beach photos are incredible (00:29:55). Northeastern sends out 4,000 false acceptance letters to prospective law school students (00:37:35) Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon ☕ Cup of Coffee...

President Biden Accidentally Drops F-Bomb Trying to Impress Coolest Mayor in America + Tammy the Realtor | 10.6.22 06.10.2022 57:39

On today’s episode… President Biden was in Fort Myers Beach talking to Mayor Ray Murphy and was so emasculated that he accidentally cursed trying to impress Ray - which is potentially the most relatable thing Biden has ever done (00:21:17); plus Much more… Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon (00:00:00) - Timestamps (00:05:00) - The guys are having...

Tom Brady and Gisele Heading Toward Public Divorce and Worst Father in the World Arrested | 10.5.22 05.10.2022 1:12:00

On today’s episode… Tom Brady and Gisele allegedly hired a divorce lawyer (00:28:45). Elon Musk is definitely buying Twitter now (00:31:00). Florida man uses his infant as a human shield to cops that tazed hime (00:44:27). Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon (00:05:15) - Wes has a new wing place and tipping tip ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕...

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s Wild Day and Elon Musk Reveals Robot Butler | 10.04.22 04.10.2022 1:11:54

On today’s episode… Kimye making news as Kim Kardashian owes money in crypto scam and Kanye reveals White Lives Matter shirt (00:22:44). Tesla reveals their robot butler and Elon gets involved in Russia war (00:16:50). Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon (00:03:59) - Update of the Jodie Juggs catfish drama… more to come with Tammy ☕ Cup of Coffee...

RIP Coolio and did we get Duped by the Largest Boobs in the UK? | 9.30.22 30.09.2022 1:21:21

On today’s episode… RIP to rap legend Coolio (00:25:50). Special tribute to Coolio, the world premiere of Who Do You Know Here’s (Hard Factor + Colin and PFT Commenter) hit single ‘Upper Deck Crew’ (00:27:40). A woman claims we were duped by Jodie Juggz and that she is the biggest boobs and Jodie is catfishing everyone (01:13:56). Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via...

Hurricane Ian is So Bad They’re Putting Condoms on Microphones | 9.29.22 29.09.2022 1:03:58

On today’s episode… the latest as of the time of taping on Hurricane Ian, including a daring reporter using a condom as a microphone cover (00:04:10), and so much more… Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon (00:02:25) - Wes’ superior gaming chair and “buffets for one” have Will very jealous ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:04:10) - Hurricane...

One Man Wins Nude Photo Album From Ex Wife While Another Pees and Poops on Exes Grave | 9.28.22 28.09.2022 1:06:33

On today’s episode… Man wins a sexy naked album of his ex wife in divorce battle (00:25:59). A New Jersey man gets caught on camera peeing and pooping on ex wife’s grave (00:49:20). Michigan man admits to killing man and eating his testicles (01:00:11) Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon (00:03:35) - Get @hardfactornews back on Tik Tok by dming @t...

American Airlines HACKED with Orgasm Sounds on Several Flights | 9.26.22 26.09.2022 1:04:52

On today’s episode… American Airlines was hacked - or were they?? Orgasm sounds are playing constantly during flights and the crews have no idea what to do (00:42:10), QAnon luckily gets Apocalypse date wrong, Smile movie promos, Covenant Eyes, Biden Bots, World’s Most Ancient Opium User, and much more… Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon (00:00:0...

Highway in Florida Flooded with Beer and Live Paqui One Chip Challenge | 9.23.22 23.09.2022 1:30:57

On today’s episode…The newest trucker spill is a billion Coors Light cans on I-75 in Florida (00:41:35). Will does the ‘Paqui One Chip Challenge’ on air (01:21:15), and much more… Subscribe For Bonus Episodes Every Week: https://anchor.fm/hard-factor/subscribe (00:01:30) - Will loses internet ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:08:30) - Joke of the day: Viagra joke (00:09:00) - Boston Celtics...

Russia Bans all Men from Leaving the Country and Gay Blood is Now for Sale | 9.22.22 22.09.2022 1:08:01

On today’s episode…Putin has lost it. He’s threatening nukes on Ukraine and is now calling in 300-400 thousand reserves to active duty as well as banning men aged 18-65 from leaving the country by plane or train (00:31:03). 50 Cent suing Med Sap over alleged penis enhancement surgery claim (00:42:30). You can now buy gay men’s blood in several different products like pens and paint, just in time f...

KY Prosecutor Soliciting Nudes for Reduced Charges | 9.19.22 19.09.2022 1:02:07

Ronnie Goldy is the commonwealth’s attorney for Bath, Menifee, Montgomery and Rowan counties in Kentucky and one particular offender named Misty caught his eye back in 2018 and everything was hunky dory until Ronnie got busted trading privileges for nudes (00:48:19). Also, the sex toy spill was real, and an Australian brothel is offering a deal that you just cant pass up. (00:00:00) - Timestamps C...

DeSantis Ships Migrants to Martha’s Vineyard While King Charles Throws Hissy Fit | 9.16.22 16.09.2022 1:24:45

On today’s episode…Ron Desantis sends two planes full of migrants to the sanctuary destination of Martha’s Vineyard without notice (00:20:57). Florida man goes ballistic inside and outside a Chick-Fil-A (00:30:40). No one likes King Charles, especially Australia (00:55:10). Subscribe For 2 Bonus Episodes Every Week: https://anchor.fm/hard-factor/subscribe (00:04:00) - RIP Vida ☕ Cup of Coffee in...

Professional Chess Phenom Accused of Cheating via Butt Plug | 9.15.22 15.09.2022 1:10:00

On today’s episode… 19 year-old chess phenom Hans Niemann defeats wold #1 undefeated champion Magnus Carlson at St. Louis professional chess tournament… and after the Grandmaster withdrawals, the young challenger is accused of cheating by way of vibrating anal beads (00:56:04), and so much more… Subscribe For 2 Bonus Episodes Every Week: https://anchor.fm/hard-factor/subscribe ☕ Cup of Coffee in...

Motley Crue Concert Gets Naked, Nursing Home Strippers, Ukrainian UFOs and the Economy Woof | 9.14.22 14.09.2022 1:10:11

On today’s episode…..The economy is not doing so hot despite Biden holding inflation reduction parties (00:23:30). A nursing home in Taiwan apologizes for throwing awesome stripper party for the elderly (00:39:02). Ukrainians in Kyiv are seeing a ton of UFOs (00:48:00). Tommy Lee calls for all penises to be exposed at Motley Crue concert (00:57:18). Subscribe For Bonus Episodes Every Week: https...