Hard Factor

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Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480

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The FBI Investigates the Neuralink for Testing on and Frying Monkey’s Brains | 12.7.22 07.12.2022 1:09:24

On today’s episode…The Neuralink is being tested on monkeys who are getting their brains fried which has brought the FBI in to investigate (00:03:35). Apple chip production is coming to the US (00:52:40). Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon NEW “CREAM OF THE CROP” & “CUP OF COFFEE IN THE BIG TIME” MERCH IS OUT AT STORE.HARDFACTOR.COM ☕ Cup of Cof...

Canada Is Offering Assisted Suicide To Everyone & Pitbull Tries To Rundown Children With Car | 12.6.22 06.12.2022 57:39

On today’s episode…World Cup, NFL & Ronaldo news, pitbull drives car in walmart parking lot & other dog news, Canada is offering assisted suicide to everyone it can, Indian man impaled by trident, Miss Earth is crowned, an update on the lap dancing NYPD cop, ultimate cockblock invades threesome, identical twins win defamation lawsuit. Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts...

Thousands of Pedophiles are Being Let out of Jail and Robot Cops Now Have the Authority to Kill | 12.1.22 01.12.2022 1:01:56

On Episode #1094: California is letting thousands of pedophiles, some that committed horrific crimes against children out of jail after less than a year in prison (00:19:45). San Francisco voted 8 to 3 to allow robot cops to deploy deadly force when necessary (00:49:25). In New York City people with severe mental health issues like some of the homeless subway terrorizers will be involuntarily plac...

Liver King EXPOSED as a complete fraud! He scammed millions | 11.30.22 30.11.2022 1:01:16

On today’s episode… Just when you thought America had a true hero everyone could look up to in shirtless jacked raw foods enthusiast The Liver King, it turns out, has been jacked up on steroids to the tune of $12,000 worth of HGH a month (00:18:16). Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon NEW “CREAM OF THE CROP” & “CUP OF COFFEE IN THE BIG TIME” MERCH...

Hottest Firefighter In Germany Is Igniting Pants, BEST NEWS EVER FOR MEN & Marvel Execs Edit Actor’s Penis | 11.29.22 29.11.2022 1:00:31

On today’s episode…Elon Musk owns sensitive twitter followers again & Grimes’ nudes, BlockFi becomes most recent crypto exchange to go under, household debt at a record high, Tobacco/Cocaine hybrid plants are coming soon thanks to China (00:18:10) Lamar Jackson tweets what some are calling homophobic comeback to fan on twitter, Germany’s sexiest firefighter is igniting pants (00:26:55), Florida wo...

Swiss Government Suggests People Shower Together to Save Power | 11.28.22 28.11.2022 1:01:35

On today’s episode…Switzerland’s head of the Department of Energy suggested as part of a three part plan that Swiss residents should turn off their computer when not using it, turn off their lights when not in a room, and start having group showers (00:41:20). Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon NEW “CREAM OF THE CROP” & “CUP OF COFFEE IN THE BIG...

FLORIDA MAN FRIDAY: Drunk Babies, Sheriff Grady Judd, Arsonist Gets Dick Shot Off, Objectophilia & Burger King Tantrums | 11.25.22 25.11.2022 52:02

On today’s episode you get a preview of what it’s like to be a Hard Factor Patron and get a FULL Florida Man Friday EVERY WEEK! To sign up to go patreon.com/hardfactor Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon NEW “CREAM OF THE CROP” & “CUP OF COFFEE IN THE BIG TIME” MERCH IS OUT AT STORE.HARDFACTOR.COM ****HOLIDAYS SWEATERS NOW AVAILABLE**** (00:05:10...

Landlord Horror Stories and a Man that Chews Through Rocks | 11.24.22 24.11.2022 51:31

On today's episode... The boys tell their favorite landlord horror stories and then dissect a video of a North Texas man that can chew through larges rocks with his teeth. Happy Thanksgiving! Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon NEW “CREAM OF THE CROP” & “CUP OF COFFEE IN THE BIG TIME” MERCH IS OUT AT STORE.HARDFACTOR.COM ****HOLIDAYS SWEATERS NOW...

Smoking On Planes, Sexomnia Is Exactly What You Think It Is & Bloody Hot Dog Turf Wars | 11.23.22 23.11.2022 1:00:36

On today’s episode…Sports, including Antonio Brown still losing his mind & World Cup action, Fauci once again being protected by the Biden administration, SCOTUS says Trump’s tax returns are fair game, drunk squirrels, smoking on planes, Sexomnia plagues horny men, San Diego hot dog wars & orphans in Bali get a visit they will remember forever. Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonu...

Porn Loving Hackers, USA Soccer, Giant Goldfish, Idaho Murders & The Biggest Yacht Ever | 11.22.22 22.11.2022 1:04:24

On today’s episode…Hackers post pornhub landing page in billboard, Vikings salute Johnny Sins as soldier on jumbotron during cowboys game, USA ties Wales in first World Cup match, man catches world record goldfish (00:22:40), gruesome development in Idaho murders (00:35:45), treasure hunting gone wrong, turtles the size of cars & an 8 Billion dollar yacht shaped like a turtle (00:56:35) Watch Full...

World Cup Qatar 2022 Shocking Review and Predictions and is Time a Circle? | 11.21.22 21.11.2022 1:12:51

On today’s episode…Full World Cup 2022 Qatar rundown: Updates from the weekend and USMNT predictions (00:24:44). Several stories proving that history repeats itself and maybe time's just a circle (00:47:30). A goalie for a semi pro England soccer team is tortured by a fan and gets him back but gets red carded (01:00:40). Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor an...

Taylor Swift Breaks Ticketmaster & UK Flasher Loses Flashing Device In Grisly Murder | 11.18.22 18.11.2022 1:35:45

On today’s episode…Will has his TMZ debut appearance!! Herschel Walker gives one of the strangest press conference of all time, Taylor Swift concert breaks Ticketmaster, FTX creep and his girlfriend are into some kinky shit (00:26:45) Florida Man has too much fun at Epcot Center, UK Flasher loses his flashing device (00:48:50) & The Hive Five Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus...

Someone Needs to Find the Psycho Killer at the University of Idaho | 11.17.22 17.11.2022 1:02:05

On today’s episode…The suspect(s) is still at large in a horrible murder tragedy at the University of Idaho. Four students were murdered in their off campus home and police are describing the crime scene as the worst thing they have ever seen (00:26:30) Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon NEW “CREAM OF THE CROP” & “CUP OF COFFEE IN THE BIG TIME” M...

Egging The King, Mink Invasions & Subway Introduces Tuna Sub Vending Machines | 11.16.22 16.11.2022 1:11:21

On today’s episode… Subway is going the long dark road toward Little Caesars territory and has introduced vending machines for it’s cold subs, which of course includes their gross tuna (00:16:16) Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon NEW “CREAM OF THE CROP” & “CUP OF COFFEE IN THE BIG TIME” MERCH IS OUT AT STORE.HARDFACTOR.COM ☕ Cup of Coffee in th...

We’re All Getting Ghost Hookers and Holyfield Ear Edibles for Macho Man’s Birthday | 11.15.22 15.11.2022 57:17

On today’s episode… SO many famous dudes are getting cucked (00:46:20), but in Texas there’s a house with ghost hookers, allegedly (00:18:55)... Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield are selling Ear Shaped Edibles (00:40:30)... Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon NEW “CREAM OF THE CROP” & “CUP OF COFFEE IN THE BIG TIME” MERCH IS OUT AT STORE.HARDFACTOR...

Tragic News Stories and Affordable Real Estate on the Eve of the Macho Man’s Birthday | 11.14.22 14.11.2022 1:06:57

On today’s episode…FTX declared bankruptcy over the weekend and everyone is rightfully upset (00:06:02). Dallas airshow tragedy when two historic planes collided (0020:50). Top 10 most affordable zip codes (00:41:40). Oregonians want to secede to Idaho in the Greater Idaho Movement (00:52:57). Governor elect Joe Lombardo’s greatest appearance on the tv show Cops as Officer Lombardo (00:55:10). Wat...

Iowa’s Most Prolific Serial Killer Turned in by Daughter | 11.11.22 11.11.2022 1:21:27

On today’s episode… Nick Cannon cannot stop getting women pregnant (00:22:49). A prolific serial killer in Iowa is busted, Jason Mamoa is a loin cloth guy now, and KFC Germany bigging up the Nazis. Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon NEW “CREAM OF THE CROP” & “CUP OF COFFEE IN THE BIG TIME” MERCH IS OUT AT STORE.HARDFACTOR.COM ☕ Cup of Coffee in...

Norwegian Princess Convinced To Leave Royal Duties By Smooth Talking Shaman | 11.10.22 10.11.2022 1:05:33

On today’s episode… Brittney Griner’s situation has worsened in Russia, META lays off 11,000 employees, Twitter verified accounts not going smoothly, crypto exchange FTX is losing people billions, UK Student Sophia Rosings checkered past, blind man arrested for dangerous walking stick in back pocket & Norwegian Princess leaves the family for Shaman fiance (00:56:20) Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify...

Portland Landlord Killed Legally by Sword, and Exploding VR Headsets | 11.9.22 09.11.2022 58:52

On today’s episode… a legal oddity where a Portland, Oregon man was killed by a former tenant, legally, on his own property (00:25:42), nerd billionaire bomb maker wants to sell exploding VR headsets that will kill you if you die in-game (00:38:35), and MUCH more… Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon NEW “CREAM OF THE CROP” & “CUP OF COFFEE IN THE...

Someone’s Winning Powerball Billions While Others are Drinking Placenta Smoothies | 11.7.22 07.11.2022 59:20

On today’s episode…We recite a good luck Powerball haiku in front of the largest lottery drawing of all time (00:05:45). The Daylight Savings Time bill is in serious jeopardy of passing Congress (00:24:00). An 8 year old in India bit a king cobra to death (00:38:43). A Mom influencer is pushing placenta smoothies on people (00:45:00). And MUCH More... Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + G...

Massive Christmas Ornaments Attack London, and Devastating Professional Cornhole Controversy ROCKS the League | 11.4.22 04.11.2022 1:36:42

On today’s episode… comically large christmas ornaments are flooding the streets of London (00:15:40), professional cornhole controversy bings the league to its knees in only the second year (00:31:40), Mark and Wes lose some time live on air, and MUCH more… Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon NEW “CREAM OF THE CROP” & “CUP OF COFFEE IN THE BIG TI...

Miss Argentina and Puerto Rico Celebrate the Wonders of the Human Clitoris, and Heavyweight Coke Dealer Gets Caught with 22 Tons | 11.3.22 03.11.2022 50:46

On today’s episode… the human clitoris continues to amaze scientists with it’s magical nerve ending properties (00:15:22), Miss Argentina and Puerto Rico are Married to become the hottest couple of all time (00:19:13), Heavyweight Boxer Goran Gogic busted with over $1 Billion in Coke (00:43:31), Nose Picking News (00:26:27), and MUCH more…. Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Po...

Perfect Rocket Launches, Perfect Trades, Perfect Jackpots and the Perfect Shoe | 11.2.22 02.11.2022 1:01:45

On today’s episode…The SpaceX Falcon Heavy rocket had a perfect launch and re-entry (00:07:10). The NFL trade deadline was nuts (00:16:00). The powerball jackpot for Wednesday is 1.2 billion and growing (00:21:15). The world’s perfect shoe that will make you MUCH faster is in production (00:35:20). Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon NEW “CREAM OF...

Diddy Runs Amok As “The Joker” & China Is Locking People Down At The Happiest Place On Earth | 11.1.22 01.11.2022 54:39

On today’s episode…Diddy thinks he can do whatever he wants in a costume, China is locking people up in DisneyLand over Covid fears, update on the Montana woman who cant tell a dog from a wolf, tik tok model might get banned for life from the Grand Canyon for her stunt & much much more Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon NEW “CREAM OF THE CROP” &...

Paul Pelosi’s Hammer Attack, Graveyard Twerking, Aliens, Gas Backpacks + Other Spooky News | 10.31.22 31.10.2022 1:09:46

On today’s episode… Paul Pelosi got attacked with a hammer (00:24:25) and that’s just the tip of the iceberg for spooky news this Halloween… Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:06:10) - Joke of the Day (00:08:00) - We’re winning the Billion Dollar Powerball TODAY (http://patreon.com/HardFactor) (00:10:35) -...