Hard Factor

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Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480

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Florida Woman Rescued from Storm Drain for 3rd Time This Year | 1.20.23 20.01.2023 1:58:22

On today’s episode of Hard Factor.. a lady who can’t help but gettin’ inside storm drains is rescued from her third storm drain this year. NEW “CREAM OF THE CROP” & “CUP OF COFFEE IN THE BIG TIME” MERCH IS OUT AT STORE.HARDFACTOR.COM (00:00:00) - What’s on today’s show + reminders (00:02:11) - No hat’s in the Merch store at the moment (00:02:30) - Pat looking guuud ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big...

Facebook & Instagram Are Freeing The Nippe & More Proof That George Santos Is The Worst Human Alive| 1.19.23 19.01.2023 57:10

On today’s episode… Brian Waslhe is the dumbest murderer ever, George Santos stole a service dog's money and is a former drag queen, Amazon announces more layoffs, Party City is Party Broke, Kite deaths in India, Cow tramplings in the UK & Facebook & META free the nipple! Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon NEW “CREAM OF THE CROP” & “CUP OF COFFEE...

San Francisco Reparations Panel Proposes $5 MILLION To Each Eligible Black Resident | 1.18.23 18.01.2023 1:10:50

On today’s episode… $5 Million Reparations checks in San Francisco??! (00:21:13) and MUCH more on Episode 1126… SUPPORT THE POD: Follow @HardFactorNews on Social Media + Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon NEW “CREAM OF THE CROP” & “CUP OF COFFEE IN THE BIG TIME” MERCH IS OUT AT STORE.HARDFACTOR.COM (00:00:35) Intro: What’s on today’s show + Remin...

Eggs are Insanely Expensive and Love-Sick Men are Praying to a Penis Rock | 1.17.23 17.01.2023 1:02:37

On today’s episode…Why are eggs so expensive now? Here's how inflation and the bird flu outbreak is impacting egg prices (00:15:03). Penis-shaped rock believed to ‘improve performance in bed’ attracts visitors (00:53:26). Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon NEW “CREAM OF THE CROP” & “CUP OF COFFEE IN THE BIG TIME” MERCH IS OUT AT STORE.HARDFACTOR....

Madonna accused of trafficking & exploiting African children through her orphanage in Malawi | 1.16.23 16.01.2023 1:08:10

Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon NEW “CREAM OF THE CROP” & “CUP OF COFFEE IN THE BIG TIME” MERCH IS OUT AT STORE.HARDFACTOR.COM (00:00:20) Intro - Scream + what’s on the show (00:04:08) New MLK sculpture is HORRENDOUS ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:05:27 - 00:07:04) Joke of the Day: How do you surprise a blind kid ⚡️LIGHTING ROUND⚡️...

WWE Reportedly Sold to Saudi Arabia, Board Unanimously Elects Vince McMahon Back As Executive Chairman | 1.12.23 12.01.2023 1:01:58

On today’s show… FAA outage has everyone cursing Pete Buttigieg, Southwest standup routine from Mark’s flight, Damar Hamlin released from hospital, Megal Million keeps climbing, WWE sold to Saudi Arabia, Australian Pizza maker forced to pay big over employees wandering eyes & a brand new “Earth Like” planet has been discovered Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anc...

Wells Fargo VP Fired/Arrested after Peeing on Woman Aboard Flight and Biden Wants to Ban Gas Stoves? | 1.11.23 11.01.2023 1:14:00

On today’s Hard Factor…A now former VP of Wells Fargo Bank will be spending fourteen days in prison after peeing on an elderly woman aboard an Air India flight (00:34:31). President Biden, maybe in an attempt to gaslight the confidential documents wants to get rid of gas stoves (00:18:37). Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon NEW “CREAM OF THE CROP...

Thousands of Bolsonaro Supporters in Neymar Jerseys Storm Brazil’s Congress | 1.10.23 10.01.2023 1:07:30

On today’s Hard Factor…McCarthy finally in as Speaker of The House, Damar Hamlin leaves hospital, Virginia teacher shot by six year old, Bolsonaro supporters re-create insurrection in Brazil, Prince Harry may take a DNA test, hemp power is coming, Ozone layer healing itself, Ron Jeremy will not stand trial, porn sniffing dog dies, Satanic Temple holding huge gathering in Bosto Watch Full Podcasts...

Violence Breaks Out As Mexico Arrests Son Of ‘El Chapo’ Guzman | 1.6.23 09.01.2023 1:18:40

On today’s Hard Factor…Still no speaker of the house, Putin orders ceasefire for Russian Orthodox Christmas, Violence in Mexico over El Chapo’s son arrest, Jeremy Renner update, Idaho Murders Update, Miami Condo with some loud and aggressive neighbors and the HIve Five! Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon NEW “CREAM OF THE CROP” & “CUP OF COFFEE I...

Pomeranian Pikachus, Raccoon Hammers, Ferris Wheel Explosions | 1.9.23 06.01.2023 53:29

PATREON PREVIEW FOR Florida Man Friday!, FRESH EPISODES RETURN TOMORROW Mark, Wes, and Will break down the 6 most DANGEROUS Florida Man stories of the last few weeks… (00:02:30) - Dog Crimes are Pretty Confusing… Rehashing Trans-Caninism (00:05:25) - Maryland Teen Arrested for getting in Swatting War with Port St. Lucie Teen (00:11:15) - Wes’ son is getting Alpha online with his new gaming rig he...

Funeral Home Owner Sentenced To 20 Years For Selling Body Parts! | 1.5.23 05.01.2023 54:31

On today’s Hard Factor….congress still doesn't have its Speaker, thanks to a group of worthless dbags, Idaho murder suspect is on the move, huge tech layoffs right after the holidays, does the birth control pill change your sexual preferences? Japanese government paying citizens to GTFO of Tokyo, Southwest Airlines hack for assholes and a funeral home director was selling grandmas feet on the blac...

Idaho murders: What We Know About Suspect Bryan Christopher Kohberger | 1.2.23 02.01.2023 1:08:37

On today’s Hard Factor… RIP to some big names in the world, including Barbara Walters & former Pope Benedict, Ronaldo goes for the money in Saudi Arabia & other sports news, Bill Cosby is planning a comeback tour, Hunter Biden back in the news for being deadbeat dad, Idaho murder suspect Bryan Christopher Kohberger is a known creep & more about what we know (00:26:24) . We are running out of sand...

Andrew Tate DETAINED in Romania over “Digital Pimping” Enterprise | 12.30.22 30.12.2022 1:38:39

If Andrew Tate thought Greta Thunberg’s dick size jokes were bad, he’s NOW dealing with his 2nd human trafficking investigation at his “digital brothel” (00:26:21), and MUCH More on Episode #1114 of Hard Factor News… Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon NEW “CREAM OF THE CROP” & “CUP OF COFFEE IN THE BIG TIME” MERCH IS OUT AT STORE.HARDFACTOR.COM...

Can the Frozen-Over Canal in Indy Support a Car? Local Woman Finds Out | 12.28.22 28.12.2022 1:08:21

Did you know Indianapolis has a canal system downtown? Did you know that during winter months the canals are known to freeze over? Did you know if you’re hammered on a holiday a frozen canal can be easily mistaken for a shiny road? (00:00:35) Intro + Leads United Potential regulation (00:03:30) Special Guest on the show + daycare shenanigans ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time☕ (00:06:10) Joke...

Samuel L. Jackson caught liking harcore porn on Twitter | 12.23.22 23.12.2022 1:49:56

Samuel L Jackson let his fingers get away from him this week (00:27:46), and MUCH more on Episode 1110 of Hard Factor News… Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon NEW “CREAM OF THE CROP” & “CUP OF COFFEE IN THE BIG TIME” MERCH IS OUT AT STORE.HARDFACTOR.COM ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:03:30) - Joke of the day (00:06:20) - George Santos up...

88-Year-Old Frenchman Sparks Hospital Evacuation After Arriving With A WWI Artillery Shell Stuck In His ASS | 12.22.22 22.12.2022 1:03:32

On today’s episode…..Alicia Silverstone is still hot and has become a naked activist, SBF probably gonna die in same jail Epstein died in, Twitter Files & FBI censorship part 7, Trump’s tax returns REVEALED, UFO & ghost sightings, Frenchman shoves WWII relic in his ass, some bad boys who are on the naughty list and going to jail for life, Japanese study finds the hornier you are the better off you...

Kansas City ‘ChiefsAholic’ Arrested for Armed Bank Robbery and Roombas are Taking Your Picture | 12.21.22 21.12.2022 1:13:46

On today’s episode…..Roombas are taking your picture and its parent company iRobot is probably selling your biometrics to foreign countries and the highest bidder (00:25:50). Kansas City Chiefs super fan and furry the wolf costumed “chiefsaholic” robs a bank (00:45:06). Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon NEW “CREAM OF THE CROP” & “CUP OF COFFEE I...

US Army Launches Investigation Into ‘Colonel Pup Ravage’, The Most Alpha Soldier In The World | 12.20.22 20.12.2022 1:14:39

On today’s episode….. Happy Hanukkah, from everyone except the NY Times! (00:09:08), Cop pranks homeless people with shit sandwiches, hot cat ladies in action, Elon loses a twitter poll, House of Representatives member George Santos caught lying about past (00:32:04), deep dive in to being “Transabled”, Pup Ravage is rearing pups in the military (01:00:41) & Space Force promotes a sex toy guy Wat...

Women the World Over are Traveling to Paris to ‘Rub' a Statue's Penis + Hippo Nearly Stoned to Death After Swallowing 2-year-old | 12.19.22 19.12.2022 1:07:18

Women are grinding a Parisian statue for good luck (00:04:30); a Hippo is nearly stoned to death after swallowing and spitting out a 2 year-old in Uganda (00:06:46), and MUCH more... Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon NEW “CREAM OF THE CROP” & “CUP OF COFFEE IN THE BIG TIME” MERCH IS OUT AT STORE.HARDFACTOR.COM ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time...

Trump Announces His New NFTs & Raffle! Plus… Are You Tired Of Being Fat AND Ugly? | 12.16.22 16.12.2022 1:31:13

On today’s show…Henry Cavil is out as Superman, New NCAA CEO, Iran is still a crazy place to live, Sudan’s president needs a diaper, bad weather is brewing across the US, Donald Trump announces his incredible NFT collection (00:23:55) Another pitbull attack, Wes’ mom joins the show, UK Gym with insulting billboard to motivate people to join, Jupiter’s moon is a big volcano, Sudan gets best knife s...

‘Digital Fentanyl,’ Spiders Shutting Down Schools and Cops Banging on the Job | 12.15.22 15.12.2022 1:19:10

On today’s show… Tik Tok might get banned by US government in a bipartisan effort that has already seen action taken by several US state governments (00:30:10). Horrible spider infestation shuts down middle school (00:43:13). LAPD officer turns on radio by accident during sex (01:12:17). Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon NEW “CREAM OF THE CROP”...

ANOTHER Journalist ‘Dies Suddenly’ at Qatar World Cup and World’s First Artificial Womb Facility | 12.13.22 13.12.2022 1:04:15

On today’s episode a second journalist has suddenly died at World Cup Qatar (00:11:58). University of Texas’ basketball coach was arrested for strangling a family member (00:26:34). EctoLife is a new concept for world’s first artificial womb factory (00:54:45). Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon NEW “CREAM OF THE CROP” & “CUP OF COFFEE IN THE BIG...

Twitter’s Speech Policies Weren’t Very Free | 12.12.22 12.12.2022 1:01:50

On today’s episode the Twitter files part 2-4 are out and it appears that that many conservative voices were subject to confirmed shadow banning without their knowledge. Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon NEW “CREAM OF THE CROP” & “CUP OF COFFEE IN THE BIG TIME” MERCH IS OUT AT STORE.HARDFACTOR.COM ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:05:08) -...

Is Tom Brady Piping Miss Slovakia 2016? | 12.9.22 09.12.2022 1:35:42

On Episode #1100…Tom Brady has Miss Slovakia 2016 in his pocket (00:29:44). Thai man shoots a spear through his head while fishing and somehow lives (00:45:15). Thirteen strangers pull a Home Alone van road trip once their flights are canceled (00:50:30). Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon NEW “CREAM OF THE CROP” & “CUP OF COFFEE IN THE BIG TIME”...

Fake Ronaldo Is Scamming Millions On TikTok | 12.8.22 08.12.2022 56:01

On Episode #1099… Fake Ronaldo is making millions of followers (and getting LAID) off his TikTok following by tricking people into thinking he’s the real Ronaldo (00:23:45), and MUCH more... Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon NEW “CREAM OF THE CROP” & “CUP OF COFFEE IN THE BIG TIME” MERCH IS OUT AT STORE.HARDFACTOR.COM ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big...