Hard Factor

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Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480

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"My spiritual girlfriend": Peru police find ancient mummy in delivery man's bag! | 3.2.23 02.03.2023 53:34

On today’s episode..A former Door Dash delivery driver in Peru was arrested for carrying around and dating an ancient mummy (00:40:37). 11-year-old reads aloud from ‘pornographic’ book he checked out from library at school board meeting (00:19:37). (00:00:00) - Intro (00:02:18) - Wes’ lungs are getting a bit tired ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:03:36) - Fun Facts: Women’s history month ed...

'Organoid intelligence': Scientists now want to create AI using real human brain cells! | 3.1.23 01.03.2023 1:10:57

On today’s episode.. Scientists are messing around and putting human brain tissue in computers and honestly, you should get a gun if you don’t have one. (00:00:00) Intro (00:02:46) We’re like MMA fighters now, NO, the golden nugget casino of podcasts ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:03:23) RIP - Ben Kweller’s son Dorian Zev killed in car accident (00:06:13) Protesters urge Supreme Court to...

SKYNET?: The U.S. Military Secretly Built An 'Artificial Brain' That's About To Get Access To The Nuclear Codes | 2.28.23 28.02.2023 1:04:50

On today’s episode…Wu-Tang Clan and & Nas coming to a city near you, Idaho could bring back the firing squad just for Brian Kohberger, Chinas has invented a kissing device, Murdaugh trial continues, Putin gives Steven Seagal high honor, US Military secretly had powerful AI called Sentient the whole time & Massachusetts high schools with electricity problems ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00...

Woman Crashes Rav4 Into Popeye’s After They Forgot Her Biscuits + Man Threatens Convenience Store with Girlfriend's Poo Over ID Check | 2.27.23 27.02.2023 1:19:28

On today’s episode… One woman in Georgia drove her SUV straight into a Popeyes over a messed up order (00:29:55), a man in the UK threatened to have his girlfriend poop on the floor at Morrisons (00:50:30), and MUCH more… (00:00:00) - Intro (00:04:57) - How to support the show 🤝🎤 (00:05:48) - We’re fired up: March Madness coming up ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:07:39) - Did you know: T...

'Do not engage': Police warn about the return of 'Evil Elmo' | 2.24.23 24.02.2023 1:34:10

On today’s episode…Donald Trump and Mayor Pete visit East Palestine Ohio (00:26:41). If you are in California and see Evil Elmo do not egange him as he is dangerous say police (00:38:34). (00:00:00) - Intro (00:03:55) - How to support the show 🤝🎤 ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:05:48) - Joke of the day: Hank f**ked up (00:07:01) - Aaron Rodgers was living in a cave “darkness retreat” (00...

PRO SH*T SNIFFER': A nutrition brand is on the hunt for the world’s first ‘Poommelier’! | 2.23.23 23.02.2023 1:02:03

On today’s episode… the Feel Complete Company is looking for someone to smell peoples dumps to the point where they can identify gut health issues (00:29:43). (00:00:00 - 00:05:42) Intro ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:06:10) Fun Fact(s): Fire 🔥 (00:09:47) Biden stumbles up Air Force One stairs again leaving Poland (00:13:38) Pentagon releases selfie taken by US pilot showing the Chinese...

Woman Arrested After Shooting At Nevada’s Moonlite Bunny Ranch Brothel & WWIII Trending AGAIN | 2.22.23 22.02.2023 1:07:49

On today’s Hard Factor… More earthquakes in Turkey & Syria, Putin might start WWIII, sex workers shoots up famous Nevada brothel, a ton of false advertising, Vegas con artists & M&M themed funerals Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon NEW “CREAM OF THE CROP” & “CUP OF COFFEE IN THE BIG TIME” MERCH IS OUT AT STORE.HARDFACTOR.COM (00:05:20) How to su...

Art Collector 'Accidentally' DESTROYS Valuable 'Balloon Dog' Sculpture! | 2.20.23 20.02.2023 1:12:39

On today’s Hard Factor…An art collector touches and pushes over a valuable art structure in Miami art exhibit (00:26:14). Japan discovers they have 7,000 more islands than previously thought (00:30:51). Tiger Woods tampan joke riles up the internet (00:55:54). Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon NEW “CREAM OF THE CROP” & “CUP OF COFFEE IN THE BIG...

Russia Gets Cut Off From Viagra | 2.17.23 17.02.2023 1:51:12

On today’s episode… Russia is scrambling to produce a replacement for Viagra, after the U.S. manufacturer cut off Russia’s boner supply last year. They are officially out of Viagra. (00:00:00) Intro (00:03:38) Fat-A-Thon ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:04:38) Bruce Willis diagnosed with dementia, family says (00:09:10) US Senator John Fetterman checks into hospital with severe depression (...

Woman on Trial for Dismembering Boyfriend Attacks Her Own Attorney at Court Hearing | 2.15.23 15.02.2023 1:14:11

On today’s episode… Miss Sha-Bizness is BACK in a big way in court (00:40:00) Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon (00:00:36) - Intro (00:06:06) - Joke of the day: An Alcoholic ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:07:48) - ‘Terrible’: A Woman is running for President in the US (00:08:48) - Michigan State shooting live updates: Details emerge abo...

Ohio Train Derailment: What we know so far about 'America's Chernobyl’ | 2.14.23 14.02.2023 1:01:00

On today’s episode… Ohio Train Derailment: What we know so far about 'America's Chernobyl’ (00:12:46). Yale professor suggests that Japan's old people should kill themselves in a mass suicide to solve Japan's aging population issue (00:42:58). Ballet director smeared feces on critic's face after bad review (00:51:15). Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and P...

George Santos stole 9 puppies from Amish breeders with bad checks 13.02.2023 1:13:42

On today’s episode… U.S. Congressman Anthony George Santos Devolder stole a bunch of puppies from the Amish back in 2017 and sold them thru his fake charity and lied to everyone (00:44:28) Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon (00:00:01) Intro (00:02:58) Eagles are two time Super Bowl champs ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:03:31) Joke of th...

California Man Beats DUI Case By Arguing He Was Safer Driving Drunk Than Facing Two Enraged Women | 2.10.23 10.02.2023 1:33:14

California Man Beats DUI Case By Arguing He Was Safer Driving Drunk Than Facing Two Enraged Women | 2.10.23 On Episode 1143 of Hard Factor…The Nord Stream pipeline bombing was US? BORGS are taking over college parties, a proven link between penis size and driving a sports car & more! Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon NEW “CREAM OF THE CROP” & “...

People Fear Cocaine Sharks after 3.5 tons found in Pacific + Chinese scientists successfully clone 'Super Cows' that produce more milk | 2.9.23 09.02.2023 1:01:44

On Episode 1142 of Hard Factor… we’ve got cocaine sharks (00:30:34), super cows (00:38:31), and MUCH more… NEW “CREAM OF THE CROP” & “CUP OF COFFEE IN THE BIG TIME” MERCH IS OUT AT HTTP://STORE.HARDFACTOR.COM (00:01:57) Will is stress eating Lemon Sorbet (00:03:47) How to support the show (00:04:47) Wes’ son’s field trip left him in shock ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time☕ (00:08:49) Google...

Taliban is fed up w/ rent, work, & traffic 2 years after taking over Kabul | 2.8.23 08.02.2023 1:10:33

On today’s Hard Factor….. It’s been about two years since our ineffective pull out of Afghanistan and the genesis of the Taliban government and it seems they bearded boys aren’t so happy with the responsibilities associated (00:54:2). Also we may have made ChatGPT angry (00:42:30). Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon NEW “CREAM OF THE CROP” & “CU...

'F**KED UP': Colorado State Students Direct 'RUSSIA!' Chant Toward Utah State Basketball Player & Ukrainian, Max Shulga | 2.6.23 06.02.2023 1:16:21

On todays Hard Factor…..China’s spy balloon, New Earth just dropped, Dallas Zoo mystery is SOLVED, sushi terrorism in Japan, Clemson Basketball, Colorado State students being assholes, hairdressers in Australia getting pranked, & the leashed vs unleashed war Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon NEW “CREAM OF THE CROP” & “CUP OF COFFEE IN THE BIG TI...

Man sues woman for $3 million for friend-zoning him + EXCLUSIVE Interview w/ Clemson Basketball’s Brevin Galloway about his 'Exploded Balls'! | 2.2.23 03.02.2023 1:28:35

Clemson Basketball star Brevin Galloway joins to give the details on his exploded balls situation (00:02:20), a man sues a woman for putting him in the friend zone (00:43:31), and MUCH more… Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon NEW “CREAM OF THE CROP” & “CUP OF COFFEE IN THE BIG TIME” MERCH IS OUT AT STORE.HARDFACTOR.COM (00:02:20) - Clemson Basket...

Monkey Mafia: Zoos are getting their animals stolen left and right | 2.2.23 02.02.2023 1:02:14

The emperor tamarin monkeys that were stolen from the Dallas zoo have been located but now 12 squirrel monkeys are missing from a Louisiana zoo (00:22:11). Michigan boy, 6, spends $1k on Grubhub: ‘Doorbell just kept ringing, cars kept coming’ (00:53:41). Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon NEW “CREAM OF THE CROP” & “CUP OF COFFEE IN THE BIG TIME”...

Man Breaks Up With Girlfriend Midflight & Now She’s On The No Fly List | 1.31.23 31.01.2023 52:19

On today’s show….Lebron James is a huge baby, Australians lose dangerous radioactive device that could kill you, Dallas Zoo once again loses animals, a man breaks up with his girlfriend on a plane, a man is crushed to death by a urinal and much much more Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon NEW “CREAM OF THE CROP” & “CUP OF COFFEE IN THE BIG TIME”...

Basketball Player undergoes Emergency Surgery after his ‘Balls Exploded’, insists he’ll be back in a week | 1.30.23 30.01.2023 1:03:28

Clemson basketball player Brevin Galloway is dealing with a case of having too big of a set of balls (00:54:56), and much more on Episode 1134… Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon NEW “CREAM OF THE CROP” & “CUP OF COFFEE IN THE BIG TIME” MERCH IS OUT AT STORE.HARDFACTOR.COM (00:03:37) USMNT’s Weston McKennie finalizing move to Leeds United ☕ Cup...

End of Humanity: Scientists WARN AI could kill us ALL as ChatGPT takes over! | 1.27.23 27.01.2023 1:39:25

Rogue AI ‘could kill everyone,’ scientists warn as ChatGPT craze runs rampant (00:26:58). Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon NEW “CREAM OF THE CROP” & “CUP OF COFFEE IN THE BIG TIME” MERCH IS OUT AT STORE.HARDFACTOR.COM (00:02:15) - Trivia Night, Fat-A-Thon: How to join and when it’s happening ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:06:42) - Jere...

CA Teacher is Helping Students Socially Transition Without Parents Knowledge | 1.26.23 26.01.2023 1:15:34

On today’s episode of Hard Factor…On today’s episode of Hard Factor.. Rick & Morty co-creator Justin Roiland may be a perv and certainly blew up his career, also a teacher in California is putting her hand on the stove of the hottest button topic in education, people's kids. Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon NEW “CREAM OF THE CROP” & “CUP OF C...

Shauna Rae: Meet The 23-year-old Who Looks Like She's 8…And The Creep That’s Dating Her | 1.25.23 25.01.2023 1:18:52

On today’s episode of Hard Factor…Britney Spears is back and dancing her ass off again, Larsa Pippen is going to send Scottie to the rubber room, Mike Tyson has a new rape case, dog shoots owner in Kansas, K-9 accused of stealing officers lunch, Shauna Rae looks like she’s 8 and someone is trying to date her (00:39:20), California has their own George Santos, & UFO sightings that are definitely fa...

Pamela Anderson says Tim Allen Flashed Penis at Her when She was 23 + Japan Selling Whale Meat in Vending Machines to ‘Boost Trade’ | 1.24.23 24.01.2023 1:07:42

On today’s episode of Hard Factor… Pam Anderson has a kinda shocking accusation about Tim Allen (00:21:56) and MUCH more... Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon NEW “CREAM OF THE CROP” & “CUP OF COFFEE IN THE BIG TIME” MERCH IS OUT AT STORE.HARDFACTOR.COM (00:00:37) Topic Rundown (00:02:57) How to Support the Pod ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕...

Vagina Shaped Clouds and Caves Popping Up and Ex NFLer Kills Largest Mountain Lion Ever | 1.23.23 23.01.2023 1:12:36

On today’s episode of Hard Factor.. There are a lot of vagina shaped phenomenon popping up like vagina clouds and vagina caves (00:27:11). Ex NFL player Derek Wolfe hunts and kills massive mountain lion that was preying on locals dogs and pets (00:33:31). Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon NEW “CREAM OF THE CROP” & “CUP OF COFFEE IN THE BIG TIME”...