Hard Factor

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Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480

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PE Teacher Charged With Assault For Pegging Kid with Dodgeball | 4.13.23 13.04.2023 1:22:53

On today’s episode…a PE teacher in Lawton, Oklahoma really let one kid have it during a game of dodgeball. The gym teacher pegged him three times; once in the back, once in the leg and once in the face which knocked their glasses off. He has been charged with assault. Plus a lot more. (00:00:00) Intro ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:04:190) Joke of the day: Difference between Americans an...

Pentagon Leak Tied to Discord Nerds Arguing Over Ukraine War | 4.12.23 12.04.2023 1:10:12

On today’s episode...Jenna Jameson is still speaking to us, a VERY depressing National Holiday, San Francisco Whole Foods closing its doors, MORE East Palestine, OH disasters, robot snitches are taking over NYC, Texas woman found alive in submerged Jeep & nerds are passing around classified documents to win discord arguments. ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:06:17) Jenna Jameson interview u...

Dalai Lama 'apologizes' for having young boy suck his tongue | 4.11.23 11.04.2023 1:07:19

On today’s episode...The Dalai Lama set the internet on fire when a video of him kissing a child on the lips and then asking him to suck his tongue and pushing his tongue in the child’s mouth surfaced (00:27:43). (00:00:00) - Intro (00:05:05) - How to support the show ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:06:15) - Fun Fact - Most dangerous sex position (00:08:36 ) - Louisville bank shooting (00...

Real-Life Crucifixions Make a Comeback | 4.10.23 10.04.2023 1:17:49

On today’s episode, Easter celebrations have gone off the rails in the form of real life crucifixions around the world. (00:00:00 - 00:04:52) Intro ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:04:53) Fun Fact - Easter edition (00:07:31) Bezos' wait is over — World's largest superyacht worth $500 million finally delivered to Amazon founder (00:14:10) China simulates ‘strikes on targets in Taiwan’ as dri...

LSU players Refused to meet Jill Biden before March Madness final | 4.6.23 06.04.2023 1:03:06

On Episode #1182… the never-ending saga of the Bidens and Iowa Fans vs. LSU Women’s Basketball rages on for its 5th day in a row (00:20:13), and MUCH more... (00:00:36) Intro ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:04:11) This day in history: Rwanda genocide - 100 days of slaughter (00:05:37) This is what the month of April brings awareness to (00:08:46) Cash App founder Bob Lee fatally stabbed in...

Donald Trump Turned Himself in and Bikini Clad Carpenter Turned People On | 4.5.23 05.04.2023 1:20:51

On today’s episode…Donald Trump arrest: Pleads not guilty to 34 felony counts (00:32:22). The wood bunny: Female carpenter works in bikini with no safety gear to 'p*ss off old men' and horn up young men (01:04:31). (00:00:00) - Intro ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:05:04) - Fun Fact: The Bushwhackers (00:07:39) - Russian police arrest woman over bombing that killed pro-war blogger (00:14:4...

Suspect Pulls Gun & Nearly Massacres Chipotle Employees Over Lack Of Cheese | 4.4.23 04.04.2023 1:02:22

On today’s episode…more whale testicle facts, killer whale to be set free, Portugal protests, OPEC, WWE & Vince McMahon making moves, French politician poses for Playboy, near Chipotle massacre, Trump turns himself in, Italy wants to ban English, 4 year old becomes youngest author, Massachusetts school district makes huge mistake (00:04:11) Mark is in his childhood basement ☕ Cup of Coffee in the...

Robot Running Chat-GPT4 Gives Mind Blowing Interview | 4.3.23 03.04.2023 1:02:05

On today’s episode of Hard Factor… (00:00:00) We survived April fools weekend! (00:04:33) GET EM WHILE YOU CAN: Merch is going away as we speak - https://store.hardfactor.com/ (00:05:00) Crazy neighbor in Austin upset about complaints on barking dogs ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:09:23) Fun fact: Whale testicles edition 🐳 (00:11:40) The Sport’s World: Women's edition 🏅 (00:19:55) Tate...

Donald Trump Indicted By Manhattan Grand Jury! | 3.31.23 31.03.2023 1:45:48

On today’s episode of Hard Factor… Donald Trump indicted by Grand Jury, Gwyneth Paltrow wins in court, more mass shootings, Russia bartering with North Korea, World’s first cheese themed spa & The Hive Five! (00:02:06) GET EM WHILE YOU CAN: We are officially retiring merch -> https://store.hardfactor.com/ ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:03:59) Gwyneth Paltrow found not liable in Utah ski...

Threesome turns violent when woman mocks couple’s genitals and instant karma for arsonist | 3.30.23 30.03.2023 1:04:56

In today’s episode of Hard Factor… Threesome turns violent after 'disrespectful' Florida woman mocks couple’s genitals! (00:50:35). Arsonist accidentally sets himself on fire while trying to torch parked car (00:29:52). (00:00:00) - Intro (00:00:50) - Wes went to Starbucks for the first time in a while 👀 (00:03:24) - GET EM WHILE YOU CAN: We are officially retiring merch -> https://store.hardfact...

Japanese Penis Festival cuts ties with penis mascot | 3.29.23 29.03.2023 1:09:54

In today’s very dong heavy episode of Hard Factor… It seems the Japanese festival of penies is doing a little C&D work when it comes to the official/unofficial “mascot” aka the guy that dresses up like a dick and comes to the festival early and stays late. (00:00:00 - 00:02:21) Intro ☕Cup of Coffee in the Big Time☕ (00:02:22) GET EM WHILE YOU CAN: We are officially retiring merch -> https://sto...

Serial Sperm Donor Who Fathered 550 Children Sued For Increasing Incest Risk | 3.28.23 28.03.2023 1:05:58

On today’s show….Another school shooting in Nashville, France is a burning heap of trash, Kanye West likes Jewish people again thanks to Jonah Hill, Lamar Jackson is moving on from The Ravens, Binance being sued by CFTC, The Moon has SOME water, serial sperm donor in Netherlands threatens humanity & Florida parents call Michaelangelo’s “David” porn. ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:05:30) J...

FAT BOY SUMMER MERCH-A-THON TORTURE EPISODE | 3.24.23 24.03.2023 1:42:37

On today’s episode… The boys read you the top stories in the news while selling a butt ton of merch and eating a butt ton of disgusting stuff. Regular episodes return next week, but please enjoy the MERCH-A-THON!!!! (00:00:00) - Intro (00:01:43) - Fat Boy Summer Merch-A-Thon: Punishments reveal (00:05:30) - First Freedom Funnel of the night ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:07:24) - New Half...

Escaped Convicts go Straight to IHOP and are busted | 3.23.23 23.03.2023 1:09:06

On today’s episode… John M. Garza, 37, and Arley V. Nemo, 43, were re-arrested early Tuesday hours after they broke free from the Newport News Jail with a toothbrush, ran seven miles, and then ordered breakfast at IHOP. (00:00:00) Intro (00:04:53) JOIN US! Tonight at 8 PM ET for the Fat Boy Summer Sales event ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:08:58) RIP: GM to stop making iconic Chevrolet C...

“Fan” Poops in Aisle Near Hillary Clinton at Broadway Show, while AI Generated Photos of Trump’s Arrest Fool the Internet | 3.22.23 22.03.2023 1:04:41

On Episode 1171 of Hard Factor: (00:00:36) Intro (00:03:06) JOIN US: Fat Boy Summer sales event ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:04:36) Fun Fact: Shaving eyebrows (00:09:08) Fan poops in aisle near Hillary and Chelsea Clinton at Broadway show (00:14:26) Amanda Bynes placed on psychiatric hold after roaming streets naked (00:18:55) ‘Last of Us?”: Deadly fungal infection spreading at an alarm...

TikTok gym bros are eating dog food for protein! | 3.20.23 20.03.2023 1:18:55

On today’s episode of Hard Factor..TikTok gym bros are eating dog food for protein (00:51:14). Man arrested (again) for threatening subway passengers with his pet rat Jerry (00:42:38). How to grow your penis length by inches (01:10:43). Trump says he’s going to be arrested this week (00:31:33) and much more… (00:00:00) - Intro (00:04:57) - Mark your calendars: Fatboy Summer Merch-A-Thon stream thi...

Russia Using Pornhub to Recruit Troops | 3.17.23 17.03.2023 1:20:29

Russia Using Pornhub to Recruit Troops | 3.17.23 On today’s episode of Hard Factor.. In a master class level marketing move, Russia put together some ads aimed at recruiting fresh bodies for the war in Ukraine on Porn Hub (00:35:33). (00:00:00) Intro (00:02:55) How to support the show + BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:04:48) Fun Facts: AI asking for CAPTCHA Help (00:07:45...

Pentagon Believes Alien Mothership is Probing Earth | 3.16.23 16.03.2023 1:14:24

On today’s episode.. The pentagon and Hard Factor guest Avi Loeb have released a report discussing the possibilities of UFOs as alien probes sent to earth by an Alien Mothership (01:03:50), and MUCH more… (00:00:00) Intro (00:03:15) How to support the show + MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT! (00:05:53) Wes trashed the 4-day workweek… ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:06:38) Joke of the day 🤣: Getting in...

US Banks Failing, Alaskan Oil Project and Canada Supreme Court Fist Fight | 3.14.23 14.03.2023 1:04:59

On today’s episode…The US banks had a really bad day Monday but the FDIC and Biden say don’t panic, everyone will be covered (00:22:44). Biden administration approves $7B Willow oil project in Alaska (00:08:46). Canada Supreme Court justice on paid leave after drunken hotel fight over his 'creepy' behavior toward female guests (00:36:30) (00:00:00) - Intro ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:0...

Berlin To Allow ALL Swimmers To Go Topless At Public Pools & An Asteroid Is Going To Kill Us All | 3.13.23 13.03.2023 1:11:23

On today’s episode… Scientist are letting lose another zombie virus they dug up in the Permafrost, Berlin is gonna let you bear it all, San Francisco is officially a third world city, George Santos could go down for his latest scandal, an asteroid is racing towards Earth, mom and daughter make 16 year old boy their sex slave & More! (00:03:21) A group of 1,000 migrants have swarmed a port of entry...

Aldi Ruins Easter With Penis-shaped Marshmallows | 3.10.23 10.03.2023 1:48:07

On today’s episode… Chris Rock Vs. Will Smith, Nikki Haley’s dumb ideas, Aldi ruins Easter, Cocaine cats, betting on the WWE, Catholic group hunting gay priests & More! ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:02:25) Fun Fact: Niagara Falls + Siamese Twins (00:08:15) Nikki Haley calls for changing retirement age for Americans who are now in their 20s (00:13:47) Will Smith ‘embarrassed, hurt’ over C...

28 Schoolgirls Hospitalized with ‘Anxiety’ after playing with Ouija board | 3.9.23 09.03.2023 1:09:52

On today’s episode… 28 schoolgirls were hospitalized with anxiety after playing with a Ouija board (00:34:43)... and Much More: (00:00:00) Intro ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:04:29) Fun Fact about Women (00:06:59) Senators push bill designating cartels as 'terrorist organizations' after Americans killed in Mexico (00:12:00) Tiger Woods’ ex Erica Herman wants NDA nullified over sexual har...

First ever “Topless cannabis dispensary” proposed in Massachusetts! | 3.7.23 07.03.2023 56:27

On today’s show…“Topless cannabis dispensary” at Club Castaway proposed at Whately, massachusetts to town hall (00:47:30). Keanu Reeves responds after scientists name new fungi killing bacteria after him (00:23:02)! Family raises 250-pound Asiatic Bear for 2 years thinking it's a dog (00:31:25). (00:00:00) - Intro (00:03:10) - How to support the show - Epic live show announcement ☕ Cup of Coffee...

Couple Sues Hawaiian Snorkeling Company For Abandoning Them In The Ocean! | 3.6.23 06.03.2023 1:24:31

On today’s show…Canada is gonna give you cocaine! Jon Jones is The GOAT, New Big Mac dropped, Ja Morant is a moron, another hunter killed some pets, cannibals, Jackson Mahomes & snorkeling horror stories (00:03:30) Friday’s show didn’t go as planned…Will listened to Friday's show, Wes pulled a fast one ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:07:15) Joke of the day: Man admitted to the hospital (...

Alex Murdaugh Guilty of Murda | 3.3.23 03.03.2023 1:37:32

On today’s episode.. Alex Murdaugh found guilty of murdering wife Maggie and son Paul in South Carolina case (00:07:14). Tennessee sex cop Maegan Hall claims she was 'sexually groomed' in a new lawsuit (00:30:16). (00:00:00) - Intro ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:06:01) - Pat is in the HOUSE! (00:07:14) - Alex Murdaugh found guilty of murdering wife Maggie and son Paul in South Carolina c...