Hard Factor

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Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480

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Uber Will Start Letting Kids As Young As 13 Ride ALONE | 5.22.23 22.05.2023 1:07:54

On today’s episode….meteors in Australia, Uber’s big bad idea, Orcas are wrecking sailboats, a man is running the entire length of Africa, Bill Gates was cheating? The most vengeful bitch in British Columbia, the worst luck ever for one wanted man & much much more. Banger sode, HAGFD! 02:26 Birthday boy Will! 02:49 We’re SO ClOSE to 100k followers on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hardfacto...

'Notorious' orangutan at Thai zoo is at it again! 19.05.2023 1:41:58

00:00 Intro ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ 03:29 Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat? 05:48 Microsoft says its GPT-4 is already 'showing signs of human reasoning' 09:40 Colombian president retracts claim 4 missing Indigenous children found alive in Amazon after plane crash 14:57 Gaming corner: Diablo 4 and Mortal Kombat 1 is WILD! 21:24 Disney scraps nearly $1B Florida plan amid Ron DeSantis feud...

Texas professor fails entire class after ChatGPT falsely claimed it wrote their papers! | 5.18.23 18.05.2023 1:09:34

On today’s show…A Texas A&M professor flunks all his students, preventing some from getting their diplomas, after ChatGPT falsely claimed it wrote their papers 29:25. RIP to Vice News and the return of the rise of the fat man 38:06. Used condoms allegedly mailed to dozens of Melbourne women in ‘targeted attack’ 01:00:51. 00:00 Intro 01:48 Hit us on the socials! 02:50 The struggles of life… ☕ C...

'Thousands of bees' swarm Los Angeles neighborhood, Hospitalizing Several | 5.17.23 17.05.2023 1:15:18

Killer beers and sword wielding homeless men have taken over Southern California, and MUCH more on episode 1211… 00:00 Intro 05:20 JOIN US on Snapchat + Watch us live on YouTube/Twitch weekdays ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ 06:18 Fun Fact: Louisiana 08:33 Ban on outdoor pot smoking in Amsterdam’s Red Light District to begin this month 12:10 Warren Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway sells entire st...

Martha Stewart Becomes The Oldest Model In History To Grace Cover Of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue | 5.16.23 16.05.2023 1:03:32

Martha Stewart Becomes The Oldest Model In History To Grace Cover Of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue | 5.16.23 On today’s show…..Martha Stewart is in SI Swimsuit Issue, Rudy Giuliani accused of some very bad things, Elon Musk may be a very dirty dog, Miller Lite joins Bud Light in the swamp, The Catholic Church in France has a new way to curb molestation, & man tries to blame DUI on his dog 00:0...

13-year-old boy saves sister by hitting kidnapper with slingshot! | 5.15.23 15.05.2023 1:19:10

In Michigan a 13 year old boy saved his sister from a potential kidnapping by chasing the man away with his slingshot! 33:54 and much much more… 00:00 Intro 02:48 How was your weekend? ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ 05:01 Fun Facts - The wheel, Biden, Orcas, and hot loads 10:48 20+ Orcas recorded attempting to take out two gray whales in California 13:30 Man electrocuted with ping pong ball u...

Gang busted selling 'X-ray glasses' that ‘show people naked’! | 5.12.23 12.05.2023 1:42:55

On today’s episode, we cover one of the oldest new scams known to man. 00:00 Intro 04:18 Next Trivia Night is coming up! join our patreon or become a member to get access to our Discord server: patreon.com/hardfactor ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ 04:52 Natalee Holloway disappearance suspect Joran van der Sloot to be extradited to the U.S. 11:23 Bodycam footage shows police searching for some...

George Santos rages against 'Witch Hunt' Arrest, says he WON'T Resign | 5.11.24 11.05.2023 1:02:50

Bye George, they finally got him… but Santos says he’s not goin’ anywhere (28:08). PLUS, Sports, Sly Stallone’s approach to fatherhood, more DC chaos, shady home visits, Florida Men gone wild and much more… 00:00 Intro 02:29 Shout out to the team! 02:40 Next Trivia is coming up 02:50 Hive Five: How to join in on the fun 04:34 Wes had a terrible off leash experience ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Tim...

Mom Who Wrote Children's Book On Grief Charged In Husband’s Murder! | 5.10.23 10.05.2023 1:11:57

On today’s episode….Tucker Carlson pranks Alex Jones, Roberti Deniro is a dad again, George Santos charged by DOJ, Jury finds Trump liable in Jean Carroll trial, woman who wrote children’s book on grief charged with murdering husband, The Bud Light beer wars continue & a woman who survived the Australian outback on wine and lollipops. 00:02:53 Fat-a-thon final weigh-ins ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big...

Canadian man arrested for opening store that sold heroin, coke and MDMA | 5.9.23 09.05.2023 59:56

On today’s episode...Instantbreasts might be the best invention since sliced bread 04:51. A Canadian man was arrested for opening a store that just sold crack, coke, heroin and meth on the menu 22:02. Trans woman is cleared of flashing penis at YMCA because she's too fat for genitals to be visible 41:40. 00:00 Intro ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ 03:20 Joke of the day: What does a robot do af...

Man caught seducing horse with bucket of apples | 5.5.23 05.05.2023 1:40:41

On today's episode.. A 39-year-old man in Illinois was arrested last week after deputies with the local sheriff’s office allegedly caught him having a very special time with a horse. 00:00 - Intro ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ 04:03 - Fun Fact - Cinco de Mayo, and sausage fingers 07:20 - Joke of the day 08:04 - Jury finds Ed Sheeran did not infringe in copyright case 10:50 - NBA/NHL playoffs...

King Charles was ‘bullied’ into hiding his ‘sausage fingers’! | 5.4.23 04.05.2023 1:06:57

King Charles has been heckled into hiding his enormous sausage fingers from the public with his scone stone coronation just around the corner - 56:56 - and MUCH more on Episode 1202 of Hard Factor News… 00:00 Intro ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ 04:10 Joke of the day 05:24 Manhunt(s) over: Atlanta gunman and Texas fugitive caught 06:21 AOC and Gaetz push for ban on congressional stock tradin...

Arkansas family has been pooping on neighbors lawn for 3 years | 5.3.23 03.05.2023 1:10:58

On today’s show…… An Arkansas family has been dumping their human poop on their neighbors lawn via a bucket for the past three years - 00:48:25. 'The Godfather of A.I.' Leaves Google and Warns of Danger Ahead - 00:59:22 00:00 Intro 05:59 Did Yokozuna have a normal toilet? ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ 07:03 Religious retreats 16:49 Zoo in England is seeking 5 people to dress up as birds and...

Woman Halts L.A. Philharmonic Concert As She Has 'Loud and Full Body Orgasm' | 5.2.23 02.05.2023 1:02:45

On today’s show……Texas Manhunt still ongoing, Russia still bombing Ukraine, horrific dust storm in Illinois, Satanists Vs Nazis, Woman has orgasm mid opera, The US probably has alien tech & mermaid statue in Italy with a phat ass and tits. (00:03:07) How the boys are doing ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:05:02) Manhunt for Texas shooting suspect runs into "dead end"; authorities offer $80K...

Outrage Erupts after Spain Bans “Dwarf Bullfighting” | 5.1.23 01.05.2023 1:16:08

Spain is at it again on today's episode... (00:00:00 - 00:05:47) Intro ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:05:48 - 00:07:55) Fun Fact of the day: Dwarfism (00:07:56 - 00:14:04) Dog missing for 26 days walked 40 miles to his former home (00:14:05 - 00:19:24) Anthony Richardson ‘13-year-old’ brother stole the show (00:19:25 - 00:25:06) Will Levis’ girl is 100% leaving him (00:25:07 - 00:30:58) S...

Incel community erupts into civil war after leader gets laid | 4.28.23 28.04.2023 1:28:07

(00:00:00 - 00:03:31) Intro (00:03:32 - 00:05:17) Dinner with Fat Joe (00:05:18 - 00:05:52) Pat is on a betting streak! ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:05:53 - 00:06:49) Do you know the Cookie Monsters real name? (00:06:50 - 00:13:37) RIP legend Jerry Springer (00:13:38 - 00:15:57) “Shocking”: Documents reveal direct ancestors of King Charles III bought, exploited enslaved people in Virgin...

Youth Softball Coach BANNED From Pitching from Wheelchair | 4.27.23 27.04.2023 1:10:34

(00:00:00 - 00:03:57) Intro (00:03:58 - 00:05:39) Addressing the live YouTube chat ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:05:40 - 00:07:41) Trending up: The Flash and Ezra Miller (00:07:42 - 00:08:23) Trending down: Arsenal (00:08:24 - 00:10:55) Jamie Foxx had to be revived after a stroke on set: report (00:10:56 - 00:15:28) Turkey's Erdogan cancels election rallies as rumors begin to go around t...

UK Man Arrested For Masturbating Over Captured Seagull, While Watching Porn | 4.26.23 26.04.2023 1:08:51

On today’s show…RIP Harry Belafonte, Joe Biden running for President again, Elon Musk’s burner, UK man arrested for lewd act with seagull, Lions escape Chinese circus, Haitian burn criminals alive in the streets, a Florida Man slices up an Uber eats driver, Crazy Town gets in brawl & more!! ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:04:38) Harry Belafonte, singer, actor and tireless activist, dies a...

Broadcast bloodbath: Tucker Carlson, Don Lemon BOOTED in major media shake-up | 4.25.23 25.04.2023 1:15:20

Legacy news implosion, Pokemon scandal, Space Wars, International Bullshit, and more on Episode 1195 of Hard Factor: (00:00:00) Intro ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:05:09) Joke of the day: Aaron Rodgers (00:11:19) Pokémon fans enraged after reports of printing staff stealing rare cards from factories surface (00:19:03) Rapper Desiigner charged with indecent exposure after masturbating dur...

Passenger Crackdown: Southwest Flight Attendant Grounds Plane Over RICE SPILL! | 4.24.23 24.04.2023 1:05:55

On today's episode...legendary cucks, street fights with Nate Diaz, nut shots with Lebron, plastic eating fungi, Hunter Biden & the IRS, & more messes on planes that flight attendants refuse to clean up! (00:02:56 - 00:06:03) How was your weekend?: Mark can’t be trusted anymore, Beer runs in Reno, and Wes enjoying the weather ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:06:34) Happy national Brandon da...

Florida Passes Bill allowing Death Penalty for Pedophiles | 4.20.23 20.04.2023 1:01:50

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is expected to sign a bill approved by the Florida legislature that would allow the death penalty to be applied to pedophiles with victims aged 12 and under (00:42:27). Other presidential contender news, international interests, hairy female armpits, and much more on Episode 1192 (00:00:00) Intro (00:03:47) WE BACK! Ring the bell 🔔 ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕...

Women are hiring ‘Loyalty Testers’ to catfish cheating boyfriends | 4.19.23 19.04.2023 1:03:21

Women are hiring ‘Loyalty Testers’ to catfish cheating boyfriends | 4.19.23 Loyalty Tester: A person hired by a partner in a romantic relationship, usually a female, to contact their spouse and hit on them via social media direct message to test if they are cheaters. On today’s episode, we dive into the business model of one Loyalty Tester / TikToker who sells catfish services for as low as $45. ...

Moronic Air National Guardsman Applied To Be a Hitman On Parody Website | 4.18.23 18.04.2023 59:15

On today's episode....a moronic Air National Guardsman gets duped by a parody hitman website, Budweiser reminds Americans just how straight it is, disguises at chess matches, Boston Marathon results & AI is going to steal your best friend! (00:02:59) Where we were at the last 7 day (in case you didn’t know) ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:05:06) Joke of the day - Tax day edition (00:07:19)...

Teacher Cheats on Police Chief husband with Student & Other Sickos | 4.17.23 17.04.2023 1:13:43

On today’s episode…More gun violence in the US. A trio of pedophiles are taken down including a teacher that cheated on her police chief husband with a student. Which one’s worse and This Shit ain’t right segments. Also a poll of people’s shower habits leads to a shocking discovery for over 10% of you sickos. (00:00:00) - Intro (00:03:39) - BIG ANNOUNCEMENT FROM PAT! 👶 ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big...

Pentagon Leaks: 21 Year-old Air Guardsman Admits Leaking Top-Secret Documents to Discord Server | 4.14.23 14.04.2023 1:23:32

On today’s episode… a bunch of updates to stories we’ve already covered, including the identity of “Thug Shanker” of the Thug Shanker Central Discord server that leaked over 100 top-secret US intelligence documents this year (00:14:29), and MUCH more… (00:00:00) Intro ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:05:43) This day in history: The Titanic (00:06:30) Tech consultant arrested in San Francis...