Happy Hour: The Definitive 7th Heaven Walkthrough

Send us Fan Mail Ok this is also the 100th episode (for the show, not us). We continue our chicken sando brunch party recording session as the show has a bizarre anniversary episode that is sort of like a season finale, but also just the same shit as always. Good news, Mrs. Bink is in this one. We drank: Still the Rock's tequila Join our discord server: https://discord.gg/6vQ7nPSH4m Check us...

Send us Fan Mail This week we have . . . an episode. The rehabilitation of Robbie (and ruining of John) continues,  Mary is back, but only as a special phone guest star, Ruthie falls in love with Robbie, and the "naked" jokes continue. We drank: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's Tequila mixed with Grapefruit soda (aka a "Xolo") Join our discord server: https://discord....

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to our 100th episode. We do some novel stuff like investigating the IMDB history of Studio AT/KGF Vissers and playing 7th Heaven trivia. Here is the link to the trivia we did at the end of the show. The plot this week was SURPRISE Robbie is good now and John is bad. We drank: Old Pal (Death & Co.) - Rittenhouse 100 proof Rye, Aperol, Dry Vermouth, Lemon Twist Mint Jule...

Send us Fan Mail We're back with one about music censorship, seems about right for 7th heaven. Simon has fallen in with a group of misogynistic 14 yr old white boys that stand around listening to gangsta rap and disrespecting his mom, Matt loves Tipper Gore and also maybe Heather, and Robbie comes home to roost. We drank: Vodka and juice, Boss Black Coffee, and Grapefruit Mimosas Check us out...

Send us Fan Mail Join our discord server: https://discord.gg/6vQ7nPSH4m No longer dependent upon admonishing Mary's "bad girl" attitude, the show immediately replaces her ethos with the Olsen twins. Also, we learn some wholesome lessons about gossiping, not ditching your dance date, and how L is for losers. We drank: Haku Vodka and Raspberry Apple Juice Iced Caramel Macchiato  Check...

Send us Fan Mail Join our discord server: https://discord.gg/6vQ7nPSH4m You guys, have you heard Mary is bad? Well she has been for 6 episodes straight and this one is finally putting an end to it via "winter in Buffalo". Nothing much happens besides Mary evading, Mary getting caught in an intervention, and Mary getting sent to upstate New York. We drank: Guiness Water Check us out on Di...

Send us Fan Mail Join our discord server: https://discord.gg/6vQ7nPSH4m You guys Mary is bad, and it's all coming out. That and nothing else happened this episode. One more to go and then this show is going to have to figure out something else to do with itself. This week we drank: Gin and Tonic Watermelon Strawberry Polar Seltzer Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail Join our discord server: https://discord.gg/6vQ7nPSH4m This week, the Frankie and Johnnie "arc" finally reaches its conclusion, Mary continues to be very bad at life, Lucy learns the perils of little girl friendships, Eric can't help but meddle all day, Simon gets a manly earring, and Matt is at his creepiest yet. We drank some sparkling water and regular water. Che...

Send us Fan Mail Join our discord server: https://discord.gg/6vQ7nPSH4m This episode, this episode is something. Mary's downward spiral continues because she looks at a joint, Ruthie sneaks into Eric and Annie's room and carefully records their sexual escapades for a school project, Simon goes on a date with an extremely irritating spelling champion, and Lucy drops her egg beau for a far...

Send us Fan Mail Join our discord server: https://discord.gg/6vQ7nPSH4m This week Mary starts a new job at the pizza parlor which apparently is spiraling into a 3 episode arc involving a beloved Grey's Anatomy cast member. Matt continues to be the worst, going on a milk-fueled bender and forgetting to drive Simon on his date, Annie and Eric get jealous and this turns them on, and Lucy has a n...

Send us Fan Mail The theme this week is taking responsibility or blame or something. Everyone is fairly annoying except Lucy. Matt and Mary are peak terrible! And our old friend the Colonel shows up. We drank: Ozeki Sake Dry Lukusowa Vodka and Hey Song Sasparilla Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail Join our discord server: https://discord.gg/6vQ7nPSH4m Welcome to Season 5! We go on an extended rant about one particular Bar Rescue episode from 10 years ago before getting into the new season. Matt and Heather spontaneously break up, Lucy and Andrew spontaneously break up, Mary and Robbie spontaneously break up, and Ruthie has some demands for the youth of America. We drank: Ta...

Send us Fan Mail Join our discord server: https://discord.gg/6vQ7nPSH4m We decided to take a brief break before starting Season 5 and do something special. That something special is a completely out of hand celebrity reality television program "starring" 7th Heaven's own Beverly Mitchell. Please enjoy! This week we drank: Taco Bell Dr. Pepper, Mountain Dew, and free wine from my off...

Send us Fan Mail Check out our show Discord!: https://discord.gg/6vQ7nPSH4m It's the end! The Hulu series finale is here. Strengthened by a trip to Taco Bell (and a long discussion about it), your hosts finish out the year. We drank Taco Bell's weird drinks. Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail Check out our show Discord!: https://discord.gg/6vQ7nPSH4m We did it, the Season 4 finale is here! Good riddance. It's a two parter as all the kids deal with romantic drama. Ruthie has a new boy toy to boss around, Simon's relationship with Deena may be coming to an end, Matt needs to dump Shana to follow his heart and be with Heather, Lucy continues to blow off Andrew N...

Send us Fan Mail Check out our show Discord!: https://discord.gg/6vQ7nPSH4m We're rounding the corner headed towards the season finale, and boy are the writers throwing some things at the wall this week. We review an episode that is just a laundry list of all the dumb stuff that has happened on the show this season so far, as a seedy town reporter digs into the family's dark past! Also J...

Send us Fan Mail Oh boy, time for yet another episode about the perils of miscommunication that itself has a very difficult time getting its point across. This week we are joined by girl/friend of the show Tina to discuss some of the most unexpected standalone scenes on 7th Heaven yet. Also, exciting news! We decided to make a discord for our community to come chat about the show. You can join it...

Send us Fan Mail Get ready for an episode that is focused almost exclusively on Mary' s extreme narcissism, as she dreams of making it big in the bball "pros". Plus, Matt still won't stop with Shauna, Eric and Annie reveal their insecure sides, and Ruthie sets her sights on the Crown. This week Greg drank Soto and One Cup Sake and also Guinness Check us out on Discord: https://...

Send us Fan Mail This week on the pod we are graced with another politically dicey one, as Eric participates in a terrible reverse 12 Angry Men plot. The other plots are of no consequence, as Matt has alone time in the church at night, Mary and Lucy squabble over boys some more, Ruthie gets in trouble for cutting her classmate's hair, and Simon's life is still revolving around an acciden...

Send us Fan Mail Sorry the episode is late, some moving delays, but things are sorted now. Happy Oktoberfest, this week we bring you arguably one of the worst 7th Heaven plots yet. Actually nothing happens, but we aim to entertain you as best we can. This week we drank: Hofbrau Festbier Out of a Boot Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail Hey gang, welcome to fall! We've got turtlenecks because this episode is about hickeys. Also, an experimental film on the twins' birthday, bad news about Robby, and Matt continues to be a terrible roommate, boyfriend, and regular friend.  We drank a bunch of red wine and then some Waterloo Blackberry Lemon Seltzer.  Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail There was bullying galore in this one, buckle up as new churchgoer Bobby Carver is bullied for Tourette's, Ruthie is bullied by another bitchy teacher, Mary doesn't bully, but observes bullying of flannel-loving classmate Denise, and Shauna bullies Matt into never ever breaking up with her ever ever ever. Niche Game Boy topics are also discussed. We Drank: Laphroaig 10 Y...

Send us Fan Mail Great one! Lance Bass plays a major role as Lucy gets caught up in a platonic double date turned sexy. Matt is the worst. Simon and Nigel are wrapped up in a hell of a lot in the name of sociology, and Ruthie considers herself a modern day Rumpelstiltskin. This week we continued to drink whatever was in my fridge and at the bar. Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPP...

Send us Fan Mail Time for a quick and chaotic one, as Annie escapes to the seashore with Happy and the rest of the family is left to fend for themselves. Lucy and Mary wait for their boyfriends to call and get increasingly upset with men as a species, Matt continues to be insufferable, Simon really needs to break up with Deena, and Ruthie is her pure terrible self as always. This week Greg drank:...

Send us Fan Mail Hey hey, this week, we are talking Y2K preppers, an oddly comical plot about Alzheimer's disease, depressed Cocoa Puff binges, and some boys named Brad and Robby or whatever. A great way to send off the century!  We drank: Senate Beer - Right Proper Scrum & Hooker - True Respite Some misc. wine greg had leftover Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp