Happy Hour: The Definitive 7th Heaven Walkthrough

Send us Fan Mail It's another PSA episode about drinking. Not one drop. And if you are going to drink from the water fountain, TAKE TURNS. Anyway, we drank: "The Chunnel" 2oz Gin 1oz St Germain 3/4 oz Lemon Juice Shake and serve in a martini glass. Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail It's an episode about not coveting real estate, with a special and unexpected appearance by Aunt Julie. She doesn't do anything interesting this time. We drank: Tina's Homemade Creamy Limoncello Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail Strap in y'all because we've got a "good one". Elusive and extremely rare, this "good" episode explores the nature of perception and psychological manipulation - in short, it's a masterpiece! We Drank: Gaffel Kölsch Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail How many weddings has it been at this point? This week we have another two and an engagement. At least Miss Bink is involved. Also Grandpa (and his actor) dies off screen. We drank: Ommegang Gnommegang Belgian Blonde Ale The Queen's Business (2 oz Gin, 1 oz Lemon/Lime Juice, 3/4 oz Honey Syrup [3:1], Maraschino Cherry, and a Twist) Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/...

Send us Fan Mail This week on the show, Matt is visiting only Ruthie to celebrate his marriage anniversary, Martin has a really uninteresting secret, and the Pool Hall has gone back to serving whiskey. Greg Drank: Cherry Coke Float and Evan Williams.  Morgan Drank: The other half of the coke. Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail This week on the show, we talk about running the same bullying bit for ten years, Detective Michaels' darkest secret, and the importance of honoring President's Day with an extreme sense of reverence.  Greg drank a grapefruit Spindrift.  Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail In (maybe?) our first outdoor episode, we discuss a very middling episode. It's one of those relationship ones with very limited plot. Well, we sort of discuss it; we discuss a lot of something anyway. Also the fire alarm stops early on :) We drank: Obolon Kyivske Super Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail This week, tensions are high as Chandler deals with his money grubbing mother, Lucy intervenes on behalf of Ruthie so she can go to the most legendary couples party, and Martin's major league dreams are crushed. We drank: Sierra Nevada - Bigfoot paired with a 5 lb bag of Sour Patch Kids (not recommended) Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail This week it's time to talk more filler as the show meanders around trying to find something to say! Peter's dad was kind of fun though. We drank: Sapporo Lager Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail The fillery-est filler episode yet. We did our best with this lukewarm jumble of conversations that go nowhere. Martin's aunt has some wild business ideas though. We drank: the source of all life on this planet. Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail 7th Heaven does it's best E.R. impression. Various main cast members call Matt on the phone so they can get their mandated screen time. Special guest David visits again! Greg and David Drank: Nurnberger - Tucher Lager Helles Brauspezialitat Boulevard Brewing Co. - Unfiltered Wheat Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail This week 7th Heaven returns to form with a classic PSA-style episode. More importantly, friend of the show David makes his triumphant return! We Drank: Oliver Brewing Co. - Cherry Blossom  Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail Lucy weasels her way into a Police department softball team where she is not wanted, bad communication abounds between Paris and Chandler, Ashlee Simpson continues to be around, and Peter is the new Simon as he blindly starts delivering kites for drug addicts. Greg Drank: Union Craft Brewing - Skipjack Pilsner Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail It's another Islamophobia PSA episode, but the twist is Glen Oak also hates France. Plus Chandler and Peter's mom have whirlwind romance on the promenade and Mrs. Bink meets her match. Greg Drank: Fat Orange Cat - Winter Warmer Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail Eric gives everyone an assignment to be more charitable, and few are capable of it, but Lucy finally gets back to her true passion: Habitat for Humanity! We drank: Six Point x Mike's Hot Honey: Slice Sipper Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail Basically they threw a 2003 style powerpoint at us and called it an episode. Impossible to watch, still fun to talk about. Greg drank: Victory Vienna Vacay Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail This week, a random WB hunk walks into the Camden house and acts like he knows everyone, then concludes the episode with a PSA on appreciating veterans. Also, we find out he knows the chimp Eisenhower. Greg Drank: Coors Banquet and Elder Pine Pilsner Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail This week on the show we discuss one of the most amazing sting operations ever written for television! We also learn a lot about the consequences of anti-depressants and Peter tries out drag make-up. Greg Drank: Orange Gatorade Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail This week we discuss part 2 of the season 8 premiere. It's more hijinks related to Mary's secret husband (and pregnancy), more Simon angst, and more Chandler angst. Well, it was an episode. Greg drank: Lucky Buddha Beer Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail We're back for Season 8! It's all drama on the beach as Simon and the family cope with the fact that he literally killed a man. Plus, pregnancy talk continues and the most random side character makes a second appearance. Greg Drank:  A delicious red Gatorade. Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail Season 7 finally ends with Tara Lipinski outted as a prostitute and Lucy probably pregnant. The family plans to celebrate Ruthie's first period with a dinner at the pool hall. That's pretty much all that happened, see you next season. Greg Drank: Coors Banquet Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail We start the two-part season finale with a bizarre one starring the oft-forgotten early 2000s cameo queen Tara Lipinski. Peter continues to be a great guy, Sarah (and Lucy) might be pregnant, and Chandler's father attempts to fake his own death. We drank: Schöfferhofer Grapefruit Hefeweisen  Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail We prepare for the season finale with an episode about evil step-dads, lying parents, and getting engaged to seven men for presents. This week we drank!: 2% Milk Water Classics. Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail This week on the show we discuss a riveting episode about roof repair fundraising. Greg drank a fruit punch Gatorade. Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail This week: Lucy finally gets married, it goes as you might expect, however there is a side plot that involves four characters wrestling at a Nevada gas station. Greg Drank: DC Brau - Brau Pils Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp