Happy Hour: The Definitive 7th Heaven Walkthrough

Send us Fan Mail This week we discuss a bizarre late season episode where Roxanne's dad kills a man in cold blood, Ashlee Simpson breaks up with Simon for 10 minutes, Morgan and Patricia gaslight the Camdens, and Ben still won't leave. Greg Drank: Silver Branch Glass Castle Pilsner Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail This week on the show, Annie becomes the overbearing wedding planner, Roxanne's detective dad doesn't get under Chandler's skin, Ashlee Simpson actually likes Simon more than a beloved family friend, and Ben (he's still on the show?) loses his trained fire rescue dog and tries to cover it up. Greg drank the "Stand Up" cocktail, which is 6 different co...

Send us Fan Mail This week on the show it's Valentine's Day. Lucy's "plot" sort of peaks, but barely anything else of note happens. Ben still won't leave. Greg Drank: Corralejo Tequila with Q Mixers Premium Ginger Ale Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail Join us as 7th Heaven once again teaches us about the dangers of smoking. This episode has everything: classic "issue of the week" chaos, plot twists, and lectures! Unfortunately Lucy is still there though. We drank a special cocktail this week, the "Smoking Lemon": Mezcal, Lemon Juice, Honey Syrup, Bitters, and Cointreau Check us out on Discord: https://discor...

Send us Fan Mail This week on the show, the issue is jury duty . . . for the second time. The B plots include, a fight with Ashlee Simpson we didn't understand and Annie being really weird about Eric's therapist-patient confidentiality. Also Roxanne gets slashed with a knife. We drank: Water  Iced Coffee (Lost Sock Roasters, DC) Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail This is an episode about very sloppy plot devices and cystic fibrosis. A substantial amount of the runtime is dedicated to horseback riding montages. We drank - water! Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail This week on the show: no one is successfully resting on Sunday, Simon and Ashlee Simpson are stressing about discussing their sex plans with their parents, Roxanne and Chandler spontaneously get together, Lucy is not able to stalk them as much as she might wish, and Eric seems to have a change of heart, but I guess not. We drank: Decoy Merlot 2022 Water Check us out on Discord: h...

Send us Fan Mail This week on the show we discuss an episode that is almost entirely about Usher's special guest starring role. We are also introduced to an amazing new Glen Oak location - Club Minor! Drinks: Morgan - Choya Plum Wine Greg - San Pellegrino Blood Orange Zero and Plymouth Gin Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail This week on the podcast, there's a never-ending ho down at the pool hall, Eric quits everything that gives his life meaning (aka meddling), Lucy and Chandler have a protestant sanctuary picnic that Kevin does not approve of, and Roxanne continues to sow chaos. Greg Drank: Coors Banquet and Southern Tier Irish Cream Stout Morgan Drank: Ice Water! Check us out on Discord: http...

Send us Fan Mail Special sick zoom edition! This time it's all about spying and sneaking, and Richard Lewis rambling.  Morgan was drinking hot water ha, Greg drank the "Reverend's Old Fashioned" Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail This week, we discuss a very Promenade-centered episode that also features the Colonel's unhinged former housemaid. Ashlee Simpson is still annoying. Greg drank some Cazadores Tequila and A & W. Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail We welcome David back to the podcast to discuss an episode with quite a bit of meddling, a roving "puppeteering" troupe, and being rude to Ashlee Simpson. We drank: Modest Coffee Roasters - The Enthusiast Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail Happy New Year fans! We are back with kind of a weird one as Eric drops in and out of the eternal Elvis consciousness and everyone pressures Kevin to propose to Lucy in the hospital cafeteria. Also, Simon has secrets on secrets. Greg drank a bastardization of a "Chunnel" (Gin, St. Germain, Lemon Juice) Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail As we continue to limp into Season 7, Eric confronts his mortality for the first time, despite his pastoral training, Simon's love for Ashlee Simpson and penchant for surrendering babies has sent him into an angsty spiral, and Lucy notices the writers forgot her character development. This week we drank Freakshow Cabernet Sauvignon Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/...

Send us Fan Mail The audio is fucked but we are posting this in lieu of nothing, because we aren't re-recording such a whatever episode. There's a lost hat plot that goes nowhere, a highly confusing birth and baby surrender, and Ben leaves. Greg drank: Tequila mixed into the bad seltzers in my fridge. Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail This week we discuss part two of the season premiere and come up with one of our greatest plot remixes yet. Mary gets shipped to Florida, Lou fails to bust Eric for his real estate antics, and Kevin and Ashlee Simpson continue to be living non sequiturs. Greg Drank: Tito's Vodka Mixed with Black Razzberry LaCroix Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to Season 7! It was so bad StudioAT almost called it quits. We made the best of it. At least their were stunt chimps. Greg Drank: Excelsior Cabernet Sauvignon  Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail This week on the pod we have a "very special episode" where we look back on some of our favorite moments from the last six seasons. And also Greg's wedding. See y'all next season. Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail It's the end of Season 6 and we finally get to Matt and Sarah's second wedding. It's about what you would expect in the end idk. Greg Drank: San Pellegrino Blood Orange Zero Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail We are ambling into the midway point of the series with this "season finale" episode. Enjoy I guess! Greg drank: Cold Cellars California Savingnon 2022 Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail Remember when everyone forgot about 9/11? Well you won't after this. Greg Drank: Sanpellegrino Blood Orange Zero Sugar Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail Hey hey hey, this week on the pod we are crawling towards the end of the season with a truly terrible filler episode. One of the worst we've had in months. IDK enjoy! Greg drank: Sanpellegrino Blood Orange Zero Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail This week on the show we get some exciting airplane interior shots, more Matt & Sarah drama, and post-9/11 TSA jokes. We drank Joel Gott Sauvignon Blanc and Water Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

Send us Fan Mail This week on the podcast we discuss the finale to 7th Heaven's 3-part exploration of Judaism as the Camdens attend their first Shabbat dinner with the Glass family. All is going fine until Eric finds out Matt may convert to Judaism and blows his top, yet again. Also everyone treats Morris like shit, then they eat cake. Bonus: we describe our toenail health.  This week we dran...

Send us Fan Mail This week, it's part II of the Matt marriage saga. Matt and Sarah get tangled in a web of lies related to their speedy nuptials, while Ruthie alone knows the truth. Then everyone knows Ruthie knows the truth, and also all the characters suddenly become omniscient and learn the truth of their own accord. 7th Heaven video game concept ideas are also contemplated. Greg Drank: Pi...