Luke Patrick & Sam Siegel

Hanksy Panksy

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Join two best friends as they take a deep dive into the careers of some of America's favorite actors. They've already been punished by America's Dad, Tom Hanks and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, and now it's time for them to get mugged by Keanu Reeves! New episodes every other Wednesday.

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Luke Patrick & Sam Siegel

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08 - Dragnet: Leather Mustache 03.09.2020 54:37

The boys don't follow the rules, but they get results! 1987's Dragnet reboot starring Dan Akroyd and the Hanks provide some good material, including: A David Cross cameo, terrible acronyms, a toilet arrest, and the best song ever made. Just the facts, Sam! 

07 - Every Time We Say Goodbye: We're All Drowning 02.09.2020 40:53

The boys really struggle with 1987's Every Time We Say Goodbye, in this extra special "After Dark" edition of Hanksy Panksy. Come along on this bumpy ride for: a very rude guest appearance, some discussion about anachronistic airplanes, the wrong way to make out in an alley, and Tom's smooth, smooth face. Buckle up, y'all!  Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths,...

06 - Nothing in Common: Horses in the Closeup 02.09.2020 50:03

The boys investigate 1986's Nothing in Common, in which the Hanks and Jackie Gleason try to mend a rocky relationship. There are also horses. Discussion includes sweater weather, the real Da Vinci code, David Attenborough, and ouzo.  Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology http...

05 - The Money Pit: Charred Nipples 02.09.2020 44:32

The boys buy a house in 1986's The Money Pit, starring Hanks, Shelley Long, and the worst house in the tri-state area. Goofs include a certain amount of turkey time, Sam's total mental breakdown, and a series of escalating pratfalls. Also a pissing fountain. Put on a hardhat and dive in! 

04 - Volunteers: A Radicalized Tacoman 02.09.2020 42:53

The boys head to Thailand for 1985's Volunteers. Starring the Hanks and future wife Rita Wilson, alongside John Candy as Tom Tuttle from Tacoma. Goofs include a kiss on a bridge, a fancy-pants accent, and a refreshing sip of Coca-Cola.  Bring your dinner jacket and settle in, y'all!

03 - The Man with One Red Shoe: Fiddler on the Hoof 02.09.2020 43:11

The boys get into a spy versus spy romp, starring Tom Hanks as a violinist targeted by the CIA. Guest stars Carrie Fisher and Jim Belushi bring some jungle-scented love to the mix. Highlights include Tarzan role play, interesting evening wear, and the world's weirdest house. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb id...

02 - Bachelor Party: The One with a Mule 02.09.2020 49:09

The boys watch 1984's Bachelor Party so you don't have to! Starring Tom Hanks, Tawny Kitaen and the Greasy Guys. Experience the ennui as Luke & Sam talk about a drugged up mule, baby-faced Hanks dancing and Dr. Tina Gassko's great night out. Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mytholo...

01 - (Pilot) Splash: Enter Stage Wet 01.09.2020 1:21:59

In which the boys commit to watching every Tom Hanks movie ever made, beginning with 1984's Splash. Includes discussion about Big Mouth Billy Bass,  a recast Seinfeld, and the appropriate way to woo a fish. Directed by Ron Howard and starring Tom Hanks, Daryl Hannah, Eugene Levy, and John Candy.  Mentioned in this episode: Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor...