Halloweeners: A Horror Movie Podcast

Ki-ki-ki, bye-bye-bye! Let’s venture out to Camp Crystal Lake one last time and talk about the 2009 remake of FRIDAY THE 13TH! It’s the final film (for now…) to feature our favorite hockey gear-loving murderer Jason Voorhees, and we think he goes out on top with this shockingly decent movie. We also assert our expertise in very specific areas, such as Kira’s awareness of shopping mall politics and...

Michael Myers is back and then he’s back back back AGAIN! So hop in a dumbwaiter and get ready for some Dangertainment, because we’re discussing both HALLOWEEN H20: 20 YEARS LATER and HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION! Cody and Kira celebrate the spookiest time of the year by judging Michael’s masks, the acting abilities of two of our finest performers (Michelle Williams and Tyra Banks), and cinematic depic...

Convert those dollars to pounds and mind the gap, we’re hopping over the ocean for AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON! Fresh from a visit to jolly old England, Cody can’t stop saying “the Tube” (or rather, “Chube”), while Kira declares that movies are BACK thanks to this 44 year old film. Beware the moon! Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twit...

Hold onto your shunts, we’re talking the 80s horror satire SOCIETY! Join us as we discuss this absolutely insane movie featuring legendary makeup effects from a guy with the craziest name we’ve ever encountered: Screaming Mad George. Kira does an impeccable Yoda impression and Cody discovers that he loves the word “orgiastic.” Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Hallowee...

Happy Friday the 13th, it’s FREDDY VS. JASON! In honor of the holiday, we’re visiting this classic joint slay and using it as a chance to reflect upon some important relics of the 2000s, like MapQuest, extremely padded bras, and Kelly Rowland. Speaking of, has Beyoncé seen this movie? Listen to us chat about this iconic match-up. The girls are fighting!! Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@...

Well suck my blood, we’re back with a new episode! We dig our fangs into 2024’s NOSFERATU, directed by big old nerd Robert Eggers. Kira and Cody both try their best Count Orlok impressions, appoint themselves as crisis managers for rats, and break down what being confused-horny can do to a person. Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter...

Fire up your washing machine, it’s time for HALLOWEEN: THE CURSE OF MICHAEL MYERS! We’re discussing the sixth (and worst?) entry in the Halloween franchise. Cody does a sick imitation of an electric guitar and Kira has notes about the 90s costumes. Join us as we discuss the differences between the Theatrical and Producer’s Cuts (Guess what? They’re both bad!) Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Ki...

3…2…1…blast off! It’s another Friday the 13th, which can only mean one thing…Jason is going to space, of course! It’s time to talk about JASON X! Cody puts together in real time that space is above the sky and Kira has questions about Jason’s “downstairs face.” Listen as we come to terms with the fact that this is absolutely a “don’t worry about it” kind of movie. Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) a...

Grab a bowl of Pine-Sol soup and get in your tent, because we’re discussing THE SIXTH SENSE! It’s the movie that made M. Night Shyamalan a household name, and it’s currently celebrating its 25th anniversary! Cody compares the film to Disney’s Haunted Mansion and Kira has notes about fashion choices for grieving mothers. And what’s that party thing after a funeral called? Hosted by Cody (@codymonst...

Happy Pride Month! And in typical fashion, we’re celebrating by releasing our Pride episode in mid-July, and it’s all about the 70s erotic lesbian vampire movie DAUGHTERS OF DARKNESS! Listen as we sink our teeth into Rob Zombie, The Golden Girls, and the terror of young girks getting murfddd [sic]. Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter...

Lock up those mind boxes and purify your steam, because we’re paying a visit to DOCTOR SLEEP! And we’ve got important questions to ask him. Like, where’s the Blowjob Bear? How are blueberries “made”? And is it possible to truly live in the moment? Cody (aka Krazy Kody) tries speaking Swedish, and Kira (aka Kickin’ Kira) makes an unexpected Pixar comparison. Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira...

Ave satani, you little devils! It’s time to discuss THE OMEN (1976)! We cover it all in this episode, including the violence of religious imagery, the influence of Vietnam on this film, and how to pronounce “baboon.” We even have a firsthand account from someone who saw the movie in theaters in 1976! (And who may or may not be one of our parents) Now where do YOU want your 666 tattoo? Hosted by Co...

And Flash Gordon was there in silver underwear, Claude Rains was THE INVISIBLE MAN (1933)! That’s right, we’re talking about the original adaptation of the H.G. Wells novel, and guess what…this movie rules! We both praise the film, Cody tells us when the dinosaurs died, and Kira wants to know what happened to good old fashioned inns and pubs. Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey)....

It’s time we all recognized the true meaning of the holiday season - getting presents! We’re discussing the original CHILD’S PLAY! We talk about toys we played with as a kid, how much the new Chucky from the remake looks like a young Republican, and the genius of Keke Palmer. Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our...

Happy Halloween to you and Happy 100th Episode to us! And hell, we don’t look a day over 99. In honor of this special occasion, we decided to revisit the movie that we covered in our very first episode: THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS, this time with a commentary episode! And no, you don’t need to watch along with us, we’ll hold your hand and guide you. We discuss this masterpiece, along with the Hanniba...

Your eyes haven’t deceived you trick-or-treaters, we’re covering TWO movies in this episode! That’s right, we’re feeling the spirit of the season and we’re here to talk about Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers and Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers. And we cover it all in this double feature - Kira works on her flawless Dr. Loomis impression and Cody talks about how much he loves Tina...

Have you checked the podcast feed? There’s a new Halloweeners episode! And we’re talking all about the original WHEN A STRANGER CALLS (1979)! Among other things, we discuss some very questionable 70s choices, like trusting strangers and pairing yellow and green in your interior decorating. Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @hallowe...

CW: This episode discusses an assault scene depicted in the film. Join us…as we dig into THE EVIL DEAD! Inspired by the recent release of Evil Dead Rise, Cody and Kira spill on the goopy, gaggy, soupy, and saggy first installment of the Evil Dead franchise. They discuss great cinematography, victim blaming, and the chemical properties of Nickelodeon slime. Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira...

Hey, I’m stabbin’ here! Our iconic theme (or should we say, scream) music composer Apres Pompeii joins Cody and Kira to honor the newest installment in the beloved franchise, SCREAM VI! Cody talks about Josh Segarra’s wild body, Zack praises Dermot Mulroney’s wild performance, and Kira thinks it’s wild that the film pretends that Manhattan has a bunch of alleys. SPOILERS AHEAD, OBVIOUSLY! Hosted b...

Get ready for some dirty talk (both figuratively and literally) as we dig into BRAM STOKER’S DRACULA (1992)! In between gushing about the movie’s visuals, Cody explains the ballet Giselle and Kira shares their feelings about a certain hairy cemetery scene. Did you know that boners come from blood? Also, we open with a new segment talking about other horror films that we’ve recently watched, includ...

Order up, hun, it’s JASON GOES TO HELL: THE FINAL FRIDAY! That’s right, we’re discussing the ninth(!!!) installation in the Friday the 13th series. Cody apologizes to toxic sludge and Kira just wants everyone to kiss. PLUS Jason Goes to Hell superfan/our theme music composer Apres Pompeii makes a cameo appearance on mic to defend the film. Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Fo...

Watch out for black goo and please let me borrow your DivaCup, because we’re talking about the not-subtle-at-all 2019 remake of BLACK CHRISTMAS! Just like every holiday season, Cody gets confused about reindeer “paws” and Kira’s sensitive intro gets interrupted by loud neighbors. Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod....

Slap on your scarecrow mask and burn your pumpkin pie, we’re discussing the brand new HALLOWEEN ENDS! Cody makes it very clear that you don’t HAVE to kill teenagers if they’re being annoying and Kira STILL wants to know who the Mulaneys (Maloneys?) are. And if the actor who plays Corey is reading this…hi there :) Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instag...

Attention shoppers, attention shoppers, it’s DAWN OF THE DEAD (1978)! Come on down for great deals and fun conversations, like Cody imagining Lin-Manuel Miranda as a rapping zombie (he’s not proud) and Kira wondering if being a member of a zombie community would really be so bad. Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod....

Yeah no, no yeah, yeah no yeah it’s NOPE! We’re always excited to talk about a new Jordan Peele film, and as always, we were left with a bunch of questions. Like, why is Keke Palmer’s character named Emerald? What exactly is a “claim”? Will Cody be able to wrangle a stupid-sexy Halloween costume from this movie? How many times in one podcast can Kira say “suck”? We do our best to answer these quer...