Halloweeners: A Horror Movie Podcast

Welcome to New York and welcome to a bonus Friday the 13th episode for all you good little campers out there! We’re discussing the somewhat-misleadingly-titled FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VIII: JASON TAKES MANHATTAN! Get ready for lots of Big Apple talk from your two East Coast-born hosts. Kira yearns for a good sandwich and Cody gets distracted by bagels. Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heyki...

Put on your pearls, it’s time for another visit to Camp Crystal Lake…that’s right, it’s FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VII: THE NEW BLOOD! We continue our tradition of checking in with Jason when another Friday the 13th rolls around and this time, he may have met his match…Cody stands up for skeleton rights and Kira does her very best to remember all the disposable teen characters. Hosted by Cody (@codymons...

Hey pretty girl, time to wake up, it’s a new episode! This week we jump into the blue box that is MULHOLLAND DRIVE, and we have to ask, is this horror? How is this movie like a Bloody Mary? And what is Rhonda the Cat up to? Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by Apres Pompeii (@aprespompeii), epis...

Pop some Hypnocil, it’s a new episode of Halloweeners! This time, we’re dreaming of A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3: DREAM WARRIORS. Kira reveals a crush or two and Cody hauls out his incredible Janis Joplin impression. Plus, they disagree about how people should dress for their respective funerals. Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @h...

SPOILERS AHEAD, LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK! Activate that app and lock your doors, people, we’re taking a *stab* at the new SCREAM (2022)! And joining us as they always do when we take a trip to Woodsboro is our theme music composer Zachary aka Apres Pompeii! Cody has thoughts on Disney’s “exclusively gay moments,” Kira has questions about lemon squares, and Zachary shames our two co-hosts for who th...

WARNING: In this episode we discuss a movie that features sexual violence. Have you been naughty this year? Get festive with us as we discuss SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT! Cody gives a dynamic Phantom of the Opera impression and Kira accidentally starts scatting. Now join us in some made-up Christmas carols, you know the words! Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloween...

Oy mista, pick your weapons, we’re talking ATTACK THE BLOCK! And who better to discuss UK politics than two loud American morons? Cody whips out his impeccable cockney accent and Kira tries to decode what SVU really stands for. Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by Apres Pompeii (@aprespompeii),...

Lose the bra and summon the Emperor, we’re baring it all on Ed Wood’s ORGY OF THE DEAD! Kira makes us all remember the Star Wars prequel novels and Cody dares to question the feminine powers of a sexy boa. Enjoy our newest episode before the moon goes away! Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by A...

Grab your iron and hold onto your surgical wounds, because your Halloweeners hosts are back to discuss HALLOWEEN KILLS! Cody talks about firefighter calendars and Kira wants to know who the fuck are the Maloneys???? Listen along as we make stunning discoveries about the Real Housewives live on mic! Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter...

Pose for your dust jacket and turn off your damn Sidekick, we’re talking SCREAM 4! And as always when discussing a Scream movie, our lovely theme music composer Apres Pompeii aka Zachary Weiss is here with us! We touch on everything you’d expect us to, including wikiFeet, Ernest Hemingway, and how you can tell pasta is done. Be sure to listen for a lovely cover of Oliva Rodrigo’s “drivers license”...

Wiggle those toes and watch out for pigs with wigs, we’re here to talk about SAW! A movie you probably half-watched at a sleepover in the mid-2000s! We have plenty of fun discussions afoot (hehe), including chats about the power ballad “Lips of an Angel”, the trailer for Conjuring 3, and our new favorite term “trauma drama.” All that and more awaits you in this episode, Jigsaw-heads! Hosted by Cod...

Burn the dolls and break your legs, we’re exploring the 2006 remake of THE WICKER MAN! This infamous Nicolas Cage vehicle gives us plenty to talk about, including Bush era masculinity, that hot new show WandaVision, and Evan Rachel Wood’s birthplace. So get ready for some Neil LaBute horror and voyage to Summersisle with us and a whole bunch of bears, Burstyn, and BEES!!! Hosted by Cody (@codymons...

Grab your paintball gun and fire up the RV, we’re discussing yet another Friday the 13th just in time for the holiday! We’ve made it up to PART VI: JASON LIVES! And we’ve got a loopy, giggly episode for all you Camp Crystal Lake campers out there. We wisely use our platform to slam Staten Island, discuss Susan B. Anthony, and reluctantly predict the inevitable pandemic horror movie. Hosted by Cody...

Religion, mental illness, the reality of evil, and really dumb mouth sounds. Yes, that may sound like a typical Halloweeners episode, but this time those topics are extra special because we’re talking THE EXORCIST! Cody does his best to explain complex medical procedures and Kira talks about the dangers of lead poisoning. Now would you please shut that damn window?? Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91)...

Just in time for our favorite time of year, the Halloweeners are back! And true to form, we make a return to your podcast feeds to discuss possibly the most queer mainstream horror movie ever made: A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 2: FREDDY’S REVENGE! And of course our discussion leads to some obvious moments: Kira invents a new sexuality and Cody won’t stop telling people to let a man inside them. Now h...

Pack your bags because we’re going to Hollywood, baby, it’s SCREAM 3! And as always with this film series, our theme music composer Zack aka Apres Pompeii is here with us! And of course we’re discussing only the important things about this movie, namely Courtney Cox’s bangs, the abundance of Creed references, and Zack's distaste for Patrick Dempsey. Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heyki...

This quar got you feeling cooped up and scared of the outside world? Then join us as we explore the shockingly-relevant NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD (1968)! And lemme tell you, Cody and Kira are struggling this episode. Struggling to pronounce “trowel”, struggling to pretend they know about car stuff, struggling to just keep it together… Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow H...

Isolate yourselves from your Puritan village, because it’s time to discuss THE WITCH! We’re coming at you from our separate homes for the first time ever! Listen along as we come to terms with the fact that Kira absolutely would not have made it out of any sort of witch trial alive. Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspo...

Here we go, we’re back at it again, and so is Jason...or is he? It’s FRIDAY THE 13TH: A NEW BEGINNING! Just in time for the holiday that is Friday the 13th, we’re covering another one of these classics of American cinema, and we’ve got some questions. Why are this and the movie Holes so similar? Why did we all slanted ceilings in our childhood bedrooms? And why is this movie so horny? Hosted by Co...

Grab your groceries, we’re talking POSSESSION (1981)! And boy oh boy this movie wore us OUT. But is that a good thing? Give us a listen and find out....For a movie with this subject matter, we do a lot of questioning of kitchens and cooking accessories. And of course we go into the history of queer representation in horror movies because that’s just who we are. Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and...

WARNING: in this episode we discuss a movie that deals with sexual themes including sexual violence and mentions of self-harm. Feel free to skip this one if you do not want to hear these topics. Drive to the lake and sit in your car’s headlights, because we’re talking about IT FOLLOWS! And in this episode we get deep with heavy discussions of sexual themes and politics but ALSO we laugh at some fu...

Munch on some spiders and highlight your eyes, we’re talking the original DRACULA (1931)! That’s right, it’s time to welcome Lugosi to the party. Listen as we sell ourselves on the idea of being vampires in real time! Topics of discussion on this episode also include: ornithology, armadillos, and sexy neck stuff. Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instag...

Put your dog in an elf costume and be nice to your grandma, we’re talking KRAMPUS! Just in time for the holidays, cozy up with us as we explore everyone’s favorite yuletide demon-goat-man. Kira yells at Tom Hanks and Cody has opinions about Olivia Newton-John’s hair. Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme mus...

It’s that time again, we’re talking FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE FINAL CHAPTER! Every Friday the 13th we cover the next film in the legendary slasher series, and this time we get to cover the final film...oh wait...there’s another half a dozen movies in the series? Hmmm...in this episode, Kira has comments about teeth and Cody teaches you how to hug. Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey)....

Throw out your mattresses, because we’re talking about HELLBOUND: HELLRAISER II! Settle in for a very squishy, wet, dripping time with us. Cody thinks he knows everything about brain surgery and Kira talks about shark anatomy. And don’t worry, we discuss what hell is to us :) Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our...