halfwayokay

Clip clip clip everyone!! / Horrible Bosses talk! / Crazy Minions lady and God / Danny thinks is cool to not like Jason Bateman, Arrested Development and other things everyone else likes / Shawn's not TOO quirky for Danny / Shawn retires the Dog Song R.I.P. / Danny IS into ClickHole so ya know super original / halfwayokay Game Gorner / Elastica / Wargroove / The Resident Evil 2 remake is too hard...

Lot of High Strangeness Synchronicities in this one, gang! / Shawn sends angry messages to Danny while Danny's at a funeral / Danny institutes a new show mechanic: “From Dusk Till Shawn” / Pay-it-Forward Official halfwayoky OMG Raw Pop-Tart Challenge UPDATE / Listener Steve changes Danny's mind on a controversial subject / Shawn finds a USB flash drive that he doesn't have access to / Shawn likes...

Itza Ramble-Cast, folks! / Politics & Racism / We're in a rut / Shawn tries to make some points but Danny keeps interrupting (shocker) / Shawn will block you on Facebook if you start spouting politics different than his / MAGA babies harassing Native Americans / Starbucks seasonal cookies / Shawn doesn't come up with good episode titles SOO FUNNY / Shawn had his Netflix account stolen / Byron is t...

How ya doin' ya buncha HalfWaynes, and OhKaties out there! / Issues with LEGO Customer Service / We're doing slashes with our liner notes now instead of commas / The LEGO Movie was a very good movie / Return to Bird Court / The listeners fail to assign a proper punishment for Shawn Green (thanks!!) / Whojachu / Edward Joel Kowalczyk / The Butterfly Effect / Are the slashes weird?? Should we go bac...

Danny feels bad about the last episode, Shawn reports on his experience at Trash's birthday party, Shawn is still wigging out about his advanced age, we lost the Dayton.com's Best of 2018 contest thing, Danny Fastpaws' Year of Revenge, Shawn hired a boy, Shawn comes up with a very edgy joke that's okay for him to say because he knows it's bad, Shawn gets some validation, Danny wants to buy some du...

Hold on! A Shawn episode! It's Shawn Green's birthday!! It's also Jude Law's birthday... get it?? Shawn had a TERRIBLE birthday, and nobody even cares! Poor Shawn spent his entire birthday trying to figure out how to improve the show for all of you people and made zero progress then Danny come over and hassles poor poor Shawn. On his BIRTHDAY!!, Impernasiaum of Doctor Marnasiaum, Shawn's Toy Tub T...

Merry Cursemas!! Julie Metz joins Shawn and Danny for Cursemas!! We address Danny's hiatus from the show, Flight of the Navigator star Joey Cramer leaves a special holiday voicemail! The 1942 classic Holiday Inn is a REAL PROBLEM, Didjanu, gifts galore!, Marmalade galore!, PetStop, Sampa visits, Donkey Kong Country t shirt, Video Roulette, the sickly, warm sound of William Tapley's throat, female...

Shawn introduces a new co-host, Shawn likes Smash Bros okay he guesses, Danny recaps more National Treasure, someone was mean to poor Shawn, making fun of physical appearances, Danny doesn't know the story of Frosty the Snowman, P.E.T.A. Phrases, Shawn's going through a vegetarian phase, The Ranch part 6 super deep dive, What in the World Would Shawn Green Say-Diego?, Comment Constanza & This Mont...

Shawn does movie reviewz! Danny has a HOT TAKE on Daft Punk as well as National Treasure, Shawn and Danny are not in the Christmas mood, Shawn isn't excited about the new Smash Bros Ultimate video game, crazy teacher cuts student's hair while belting out the national anthem, Danny is taking a break* but will be back after January* and poor Shawn is distressed! NEW SEGMENTS brought to you by Vivian...

Hark! The ghost of calendars is here! We talk about Downsizing the movie! Kristen Wiig is only funny on SNL, Danny's tired of these freaks, Shawn Green weight loss update, Reddit Soapbox, DDP Yoga Zone, McDonald's Holiday Pies, Shawn fam troubles, TV Land is tearing Shaw's family apart, Teachers on TV Land, Shawn and Danny get into an argument ON AIR, Party of Five season 3 in-depth review!! Shawn...

Welcome to Blood Court! Author Dr. James Brubaker joins the par-tay! Rehashing old beefs, Facebook is evil, books and cooks, turnips, football talk, trying to get Danny to watch Star Trek, brass knuckles, Shawn is def NOT racist, Chub and Butt, Guess That Midi, Joan Osborne, Shawn's DDR exercise plan, Chat Pack Conversation Starter Cards, D.A.R.E., music reviews, I Ate a Sewer Rat!! James Brubaker...

It's the 'Second halfwayokay Friendship Clubisode', where YOU the listener provides the content for us! This was a blast to do! Thanks everyone!! Danny is a “foodie”, Bart VS Hamlet, Pikachu VS Scooby-Doo, beet, beet, beet, twenty minutes talking about a beet, Pokémon Let's Go talk, grocery delivery from a stranger, Halo University, Hardee's Xbox, Rad Kandy Korner, Shawn is afraid of nostalgia, Da...

The show is a flop from the very start! Danny's in a baaaaaad mood this week, gang! But Shawn's great and NOT in a mood! Shawn wants to play Dragon Dice!! What a card ol' Shawn is. A real cute guy! Heath bars in the bath tub, Elon Musk is a weird creep, Grimes isn't very smart, Carson Daily's favorite songs, Tetris Effect, Shawn Gree soundboard reaction voicemails! Is Shawn a Man of the World? Or...

Welcome first time listeners!! More Danny Door Dash antics! Shawn wants to claim the “halfwayokay” name on SnapChat, Incels are the worst, Shawn is still having issues with this appearance because he was an idiot and shaved his beard for a costume, Danny made a soundboard, Trick or Treating, Shawn tries so very hard to talk about something, but Danny refuses to let Shawn talk because he keeps sayi...

Welcome BACK to the Castle of Blood! Horror actor Erin R. Ryan joins the fun on this very spooky episode! Dinosaur talk, Shawn Green's face EXPOSED! Prince Adam, Blood News!! Nashville Nightmare, stabbings, robocalls, a cool clip from The Office, Parker and Grant, Spooky Story Story Submissions!! Hot Dr. Pepper (again), Halloween Jokes brought to you by Funology.com/halloween, The Loveland Frog, T...

Shawn and Danny makin' magic once again!! Shawn's stress meter, Shawn makes plans for when/if he becomes single again, clown college, Santa college, tiny museum, Shawn Green's Anime Connection, Dragon Ball Z, Shawn is playing Call of Duty for some reason, Jason Witten, Ray Sipe, Terry Davis, HQ Trivia: The Office, Jerry Wheat voicemails, Jimmy Civilian voicemail!, unpleasant movie theater experien...

We got Shawn, Danny, and Greg Nichols!! And BOY do we TALK!! Shawn is NOT racist, the old days of public access, Shawn's nice, HWOK bylaws, assuming gender norms, Danny Fastpaws is declared THE Enemy of the Show, Danny throws a power play baby pout fit, Shawn and Greg revisit their imrov roots, Danny Fastpaws' Film Best Reviews He Did Not Write, The Bodyguard, Greg is a great listener, The Georgia...

Shawn is losin' his grip and losin' his cool! Danny's cool and smooth and fulla blam! News Uh-oh! Bill Clinton & Monica Lewinsky parody songs, Shawn finally saw Shrek and he didn't care for it, Danny death shames poor Chris Farley R.I.P., Highway to Heck, Hot Dr. Pepper, “Here's the thing”, 2018 Annual First Time halfwayokay Awards! Congratulations to all of our winners and nominees, Phantasy Star...

Shawn educates Danny about the state or supreme court justice insanity that's going on, KavaNAW!! Guinness World Records, staying overnight at a museum, Shawn is accidentally into poor shaming, giving life advice to Viv, Danny's killer new Shawn impression, DIDJANU?, Danny and Shaw review Flyin' Ryan, Party of Five season 2!, Outback Steak House gift card scandal, Target attack!! Homophobic breakf...

It's Weird Easter is a fine holiday! Almost as good as the anniversery of Bruce Almighty's theatrical release! We immediately ask our lovely guest designer and “bud” Tony Wartinger about his dating habits and he gets VERY uncomfortable, also Project Runway news!! Audrey is Listener of the Month, Yeses or Noses, Weird Easter gift exchanges, butt size, James Brubaker reads us a scary story with SWEA...

We got the scoops! A.K.A. clown sightings, criss-cross applesauce, Danny attacks the press, Pepe the Frog has ruined frogs, rainbows, ringback tones, we're not gonna BAKE it, Herd That With Shawn, Spider Season, incest heist, braggin about autographs, “The Grave” in depth review, Kroger rapology, video game voicemail, World of Warcraft is older than Viv, Shawn opens a mysterious package, Somebody...

Shawn and also Danny are hoopin' it up again! Migraines, dog-head men, Kroger, happy birthday Matt Miller. BREAKING NEWS sponsored by The Alla Xul Elu!! Things got CRAZY with Richlife!! Noam Chomsky poems, Being addicted to early 90s FOX television, Party of Five season 1 deep dive. Danny is disappointed that nobody watched Party of Five, Mutant Roundup!!: Jlink Master's grandma rant, William John...

Shawn and Danny are on this episode! They talk about cookies, Mourning Announcements *BONG*, Spooktacular talk, Shawn tries to workshop a joke with Danny but Danny doesn't cooperate (shocker), the Wayans Brothers, the Franklin Public Pool, R.I.P. Parks and Rec bit actor John McCain, Sonic the Hedgehog, Danny and Shawn explore progressive terms, The Great Shawn V Danny Nice Debate continues, kitche...

We are back after a long week to give you comedy and joy! Danny is shy, Shawn's been doing some emotional eating, cereal box reviews, what to do with the old HWOK YouTube channel, Kettering Ohio Skeleton House Update, Black Licorice Mentos, the airplane wasn't on fire, Danny reads Shawn's old show notes, iPood, Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, Jerry Seinfeld: ENEMY OF THE SHOW, Don Tramp: ENEMY O...

Shawn Groan and the Dead Man are at it again! Shawn gripes about his visit to Canada, Shawn is still very very stressed, Vancouver VS Chicago, Shawn was nearly attacked, HWOK shirt issues, Danny Fastpaws' travel safety tips, we have an unintelligent and stilted conversation about race, Shawn's mailman hates him, Shawn's going to be an electrical engineer, Jay Juicer, Danny finally weasels his way...